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Jokes Etc › Funny Jokes From Facebook! by RiffRaff(op): 6:32pm On Sep 22, 2009
Hi Nairalanders,

Lets make this the group the facebook joke section for Niaralanders

click on or copy the link below to join the group and paste on ur web adress bar.

[color=Black]http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=127157439768[/color]


i am calling on all the joke veterans on nairaland and newbies alike. sam milla, doni, fazsy, sexyleamon, i could go on and on. yall know urself.
Romance › Re: Is Love Still Blind? by RiffRaff: 6:09pm On Sep 22, 2009
@ poster
it can be blind anywhere around the world but for naija the thing open him eye kanmpe, e no day blink oh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop & Think: Did God Create Any Religion? by RiffRaff: 5:37pm On Sep 22, 2009
i dont know about religion, But He definately created DICK AND PUSSY!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did You Gave Your Life To Christ? by RiffRaff: 5:35pm On Sep 22, 2009
name the topic HOW DID U GET SCAMMED grin


Ignorant people!!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Slept With My Neighbour's Wife. Has God Forgiven Me? by RiffRaff: 5:32pm On Sep 22, 2009
hope u banged her well? grin grin grin

god gave u the erection, he will forgive u. cool
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is The Truth? by RiffRaff: 5:30pm On Sep 22, 2009
believe it when someone say he is searching for the truth, seriously doubt it if he says he found it.
Christianity Etc › Re: - by RiffRaff: 5:25pm On Sep 22, 2009
when it comes to brain wash, there is little u can do. she will just have to learn by herself.


how mad do u get when u seepastor chris on t.v shinning in his new wrist watch, knowing ur sisters money contributed to his tuxedo, fine shoes and xpecially the drolling, greasy jerry curls. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Final Lie by RiffRaff: 5:23pm On Sep 22, 2009
Jesus must be slower than a tortise stampeding through a butter field.

come quickly my ASSS!!!!
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheists: We Need To Know Your Guiding Principles by RiffRaff: 5:21pm On Sep 22, 2009
@ poster
are u seriously asking this question? shocked shocked

are u trying to bring up an arguement whether there can be morality without ur fable god?

check out beemp3.com. type in the search boz dan barker morality without god.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Comic Lover: Post Your Drawings Here by RiffRaff(op): 5:08pm On Sep 22, 2009
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Comic Lover: Post Your Drawings Here by RiffRaff(op): 5:04pm On Sep 22, 2009
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Comic Lover: Post Your Drawings Here by RiffRaff(op): 5:02pm On Sep 22, 2009
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Christianity Etc › Re: Monies Taken In Churches, What Are They Used For? by RiffRaff: 12:29am On Sep 19, 2009
U have 2 pay actors & actress, also script writters of fake miracle.
D pastor needs a new xpensive suit every week inclusive of wrist watches & shoes.
Also hair relaxing & professional touch from d best salon in d world.
Private jet & yatch.
Since God know get account No. Wetin man go do?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Is Knocking At Your Door! by RiffRaff: 12:15am On Sep 19, 2009
His hands must be painin him by now cuz he will knock forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are All Religions False? by RiffRaff: 12:12am On Sep 19, 2009
Xhilratin post, 1 of d best on nairaland.
I wish a lot of people wil just use their brains.
@ poster
kip it up. Nairalanders help me get ova d scam called religon, hopeful oda gullible Nigerians wil stumble upon dis tread & start thinking.
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me! by RiffRaff: 11:51pm On Sep 18, 2009
Have u seen d movie Final Destination?
It means u ar goin 2 die a VERY PAINFUL Death soon!

For more info call me on 23480, Or pay 1 million dollars in2 my account 2 avert dis oncomin treagedy.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Comic Lover: Post Your Drawings Here by RiffRaff(op): 4:02pm On Sep 09, 2009
thank everybody.
i dont really know how to market a comic or how receptive Nigerians will be of comics.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Comic Lover: Post Your Drawings Here by RiffRaff(op): 3:45pm On Sep 08, 2009
@ kemiji
yes i did.

@ code
i major mostly in comic drawing but i can do other art work like graphics design
Gaming › Re: Nigerian Government Reacts To Sony's Playstation 3 Ad by RiffRaff: 2:20pm On Sep 08, 2009
which sony product are u guys buying sef? shay all those fake sony that emeka imported. if nigerians decided to boycott there product, they will just laugh cuz na so so fake una day buy.

truth is bitter sha!
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Really Sinful To Take Alcohol? by RiffRaff: 2:15pm On Sep 08, 2009
even jesus turn water into wine. grin
Family › Re: Wrong decision by RiffRaff: 12:26pm On Sep 02, 2009
Divorce!
Life is 2 short 2 spend it living a mistake.
Education › Re: Study Abroad Or Study In Nigeria? by RiffRaff: 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2009
@ poster
u should have posted this in d joke section.
Romance › Re: The Power Of Complementary/call Card. by RiffRaff: 1:28pm On Aug 31, 2009
Sure works for naija girls. its about d money.
@ poster
nice observation.
Nairaland General › Re: Pictures Of Nairaland Members by RiffRaff: 1:20pm On Aug 31, 2009
Abeg oh!
Some people picture fit cause virus way go make d who nairaland shut down.
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Jesus Christ? by RiffRaff: 1:14pm On Aug 31, 2009
Its all a fable.
@ Abuzola
(holy siprit) u ar lyk a kettle calin port black. U muslims also believe in Jinns. How different is dat from d holy spirit.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Really Atheists On Nairaland? The Idea Is Just Too Foolish by RiffRaff: 12:59am On Aug 29, 2009
@ sky dancer
it is more stupid to believe in jewish fairytale without thinking.
If we had not being colonised, u will be 1 of those people proclaiming Amadoa as god.
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Eve Justified In Eating Of The Tree Of Knowledge? by RiffRaff: 12:55am On Aug 29, 2009
Its all a Fairy tale.
Who created d same tree of knowledge?
Y didnt he remove it or baricade it lyk he did eden so dat eve wont be able to reach it?
Food › Re: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by RiffRaff: 12:48am On Aug 29, 2009
Try Fufu
then fried egg & cooked beans! Great combination.
Food › Re: Is There Any Romantic Nigerian Food? by RiffRaff: 12:48am On Aug 29, 2009
Try Fufu
then fried egg & cooked beans! Great combination.
Literature › Re: My Book Collection by RiffRaff: 2:22pm On Aug 26, 2009
Everville - Clive baker
Damnation game - Clive baker
Patriot games - tom Clancy
Without remorse - tom clancy
The hunt for red October - tom clancy
The cardinal of Kremlin - tom clancy
The bear & the dragon - tom clancy
Year of the dragon -robert delay
The dangerous edge -robert delay
Reap the wind - iris johansen
Private eyes - jonathan kellerman
When the bough breaks - jonathan kellerman
Blood test - Jonathan Kellerman
Lake house - James Patterson
The midnight club - james patterson
When the wind blows - james patterson
Pop goes the weasel - james patterson
1st to die - james patterson
Along came a spider - james patterson
Scorpius - john Gardner
Licence to kill - john gardner
No deals, mr. Bond - john gardner
Broken claw - john gardner
Diamonds are forever - Ian Fleming
Gold finger - ian Fleming
For your eyes only - ian Fleming
The secret of harry bright - Joseph Wambaugh
Search the shadows - Barbara Michaels
Airport - aurthor Hailey
Rules of prey - john Sanford
Mind prey - john Sanford
The face of a stranger - Anne Perry
Half moon street - anne perry
Cain his brother - anne perry
Red dragon - Thomas Harris
Hannibal rising - thomas harris
The silence of the lamb - thomas harris
Fever - Robin cook
Terminal - Robin cook
Mind bend - Robin cook
God player - Robin cook
Brain - Robin cook
Protect and defend - Richard north patterson
Degree of guilt - richard north patterson
Eyes of a child - richard north patterson
Domain - james Herbert
Moon - james herbert
Sepulchre - james herbert
Congo - Michael Crichton
Andromeda strain - michael crichton
The terminal man - michael crichton
Timeline - michael crichton
The lost world - michael crichton
The great train robbery - michael crichton
Sphere - michael crichton
Disclosure - michael crichton
Airframe - michael crichton
Rising sun - michael crichton
Jurassic park - michael crichton
Angela’s ashes - frank mccourt
Kane & abel - Jeffrey archer
Quiver full of arrows - Jeffrey archer
Snagged - Carroll Higgins Clark
Decked - Carroll Higgins clark
Eye of the needle - ken Follet
On the wings of an eagles - ken follet
The pillars of the earth - ken follet
The man from stpetersburg - ken follet
Triple - ken follet
Whiteout - ken follet
Cuba - Stephen coonts
Dead spin - Gregory michael Macgregor
The pilot's wife - Anita Shreve
Kaffir boy - mark mathabane
Do no harm - Greg Hurwitz
The day after tomorrow - Whitley Strieber
Communion - whitley strieber
The never contract - David j gerrity
Day of reckoning - jack Higgins
Touch the devil - jack higgins
The eagle has landed - jack higgins
The Dante club - Mathew pearl
Shogun - james clavelis
Gangster - Lorenzo carcaterra
Sleepers - lorenzo carcaterra
Apaches - lorenzo carcaterra
The wishbones - tom perrota
Gone for good - Harlan coben
Pleading guilty - Scott turrow
Presumed innocent - scott turrow
Gone for good - Suzanne brockmann
Recon force (lightning strike) - Charles Ryan
Splinter cell - david michael
Splinter cell(operation barracuda) - david michael
Ultraviolet - Yvonne Navarro
Night in rodante - Nicolas sparks
The rescue - nicolas sparks
The notebook - nicolas sparks
The guardian - nicolas sparks
At first sight - nicolas sparks
Message in a bottle - nicolas sparks
White oleander -Janet Fitch
She's come undone - Wally lamb
Left behind - Tim laye, jerry b. Jenkins
The annihilators - Donald Hamilton
There was a little girl - ed Mac Bain
Fat Ollie’s book - ed Mac Bain
Lullaby - ed Mac Bain
Simple Simon - ryne Douglas Pearson
The deep end of an ocean - Jacquelyn mitchard
The tenth justice - brad Meltzer
Under the beetle’s cellar - Mary wills walker
Into the web - Thomas a. Cook
Independence day - dean devlin, rolan emmerich, stephen moslstad
The echo - minette Walters
Dead silence - Ron handberg
Into the fire - david wiltse
Black hawk down - mark bowdin
Retribution - Julianne Hoffman
And the sea will tell - Vincent bugliosi
Halloween - Agatha Christie
The hot zone - richard Preston
Death dream - Ben bova
Table for two - Nora Roberts
Desperate measures - david morrell
The god project - john Saul
The fellowship of the ring - j.r.r. Tolkien
The two tower - j.r.r. Tolkien
The return of the king - j.r.r. Tolkien
The angels weep - Wilbur smith
Deadly rich - Edward Stewart
Spy hook - Len Dighton
Decision at Delphi - Helen maciness
Cloak of darkness - helen maciness
Psiman (chaos kid) - peter david
X-men - Kristine Katherine rusch & dean Wesley smith
Ransom for a killing - Fred hunter
Smallville (dragon) - Alan grant
The hope - Herman Wouk
Hard evidence - john t. Lescroart
Broken trust - William p. Wood
Laughing dog - dick locthte
The X file (Whirlwind) - charles grant
Masada - Ernest k. Gann
Dracula - briam stoker
A death in white bear lake - Barry Siegel
The mangoose man - nicolas van pelt
Dead cold - liouse penny
Aliens - alan dean foster
For us the living - Robert a. Henlein
Brotherhood of the tomb - Daniel easterman
The war of the world - h.g. Well
Empire falls - richard Russo
The dark goddess - Marvin h. Albert
My side - david beckham
Open season - Linda Howard
The last innocent man - Phillip margolyn
Die trying - lee child
Elephant and the tortoise - olabode garbadeen
Dilemma of a detective - olabode garbadeen
The story of ancient world - h.a. Clement
Spies and spying - jock haswell
Sheba’s song - richard peters




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Tell freedom - peter Abraham
Stakeout squad( the color of blood) - d.a. Hodgman
Anowa - ama ata aidoo
Sizwe bansi is dead - Athol fugard
Our husband has gone mad again - ola rotimi
The gods are not to blame - ola rotimi
Gbanja roulette - wole oguntokun
A man of the people - Chinua Achebe
Efuru - alwapa
Trouble in form six - Cyprian ekwensi
Passport of mallam illia - cyprian ekwensi
The jungle is neutral - Spencer Chapman
The African child - camara laye
The south african affair - kulu okpi
The unknown hand - f.l. Dada
The drummer boy - cyprian ekwensi
Sleeping murder - agatha christie
Second to none - olajire olanlokun
Juju rock - cyprian ekwensi
Not my desire - suliamon olanrewaju
The beautiful ones are not yet born - armah ayi kwei
Luthor the leader - virgil robinsin
The old man and the sea - ernest hermingway
Treasure island - robert Louis Stevenson
Rape of democracy - Adebayo Abdul ganiyu
The concubine - elechi amadi
The 23rd street crusaders - john f. Larson
Without a silver spoon - Eddie iroh
Peace by pieces - owonibi
Old yeller - fred Gipson
In and out garbage pail - Fredrick s. Peris
The bottled leopard - chuwukwuma ike
Tied to a leopard - dorrismor dock blough
When marnie was there
The iroko man & the wood carver
Reality strikes
The hot gates
Sunset in Biafra
The smugglers
Gussi & kiki
Guinness world record 1993

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Sleeping child tom perrota
Money, money money ed macbane
The fraternity of the stone david morell
Once an eagle
3rd twin ken follet
Roses are red james patterson
Big bad wolf james patterson
Beach house james patterson
Impulse michael weaver
The lie michael weaver
The wedding nicolas sparks
A walk to remember nicolas sparks
The negotiator Frederick Forsyth
Angels and demons Dan brown
Digital fortress dan brown
Derailed james siegel
Desert places
Day after tomorrow alan Folsom
Haneman sequila Harold king



NB: books under ++++++++ are the books i collected growing up as a kid.
Books under ************ are the ones i borrowed out to people. They are either lost or the chances of getting them back are slim.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Nigerians Take Religion So Seriously by RiffRaff: 2:19pm On Aug 20, 2009
Poverty, profiteering, miracle seeking, fear of hell, illitracy, make believe, loves jewish & arabic fable & d most especially intellectual bankrupcy.
Literature › Re: John Grisham Or Sydney Sheldon by RiffRaff: 2:04pm On Aug 20, 2009
Ha! There is no basis for comparism. Except u have not read a sheldon book.
I have read a lot of books by these 2 authors.
Lets compare
is it doomsday conspiracy to d run away jury. If tommorow comes to d firm abi rage of angels 2 d partner.
Sheldon is a million mile better than Grisham.
I think Nigerians over hype Grisham.
If u havent read a sheldon book try to, then u'l understand.

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