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if there is no "manga", there can be no yahoo! omo you people do brace things for love.

i need somebody to show me that kind of " lovE"

Problem Has Changed Name

DEe i'm sure ur name is ode. u are so dense.
is it anybodys fault that u are not supporting the winning team, na bad belle go kill people like u.

congratulations to all manchester united fans. the red devil's really deserve the victory. they were the better team and they had something chelsea does not have, that is "luck" it not thier fault that terry miskicked his penalty and edwin saved anelkas penalty.

as for that oloriburuku oloshi dee02, u can eat a big bag of shit and die.

up manchester united

that guy wey tallk say he don day write jamb 5 times? why do u continue writing theexam by now if u had sign up to learn carpentary, tailoring, mechanic or cattle rearing u will probably be counting millions now.

senator if i had 4 milion dollars, a camry plus every other thing u listed why will i be writing jamb?

anywayz, i checked my result and i had 290!!!! i believe in miracles, do u?

my exam was terrible! the invigilatr be SU (suegbe union). they n allow me use Expo. could u believe they even siezed my phone. i shaded rubish sha. it will be a miracle if i score 100.

n wrry sha. i don go meet ne baba wey go do jazz fr the cmuter marking my script. it will malfunction and dash me 290. abi anybody else is intereted in the jazz

haaaa! haba Han han! haaaa!

Chairman, easy oh! i hope u wont tear somebody's kini.


i will sue u for child abuse. that girl is too young but then maybe u are one of those that think all pussy is ripe as long as it can grow hair. take it easy sha! but then will u marry ur daughter out at aged 16? hen?

This kind of things happen. i happen to fall in love (infatuation/crush/wateva) with my cousin when i was a kid but i got over it.

i think she should talk to a phycologist. watch them well before they start eating the forbidden fruit ohhh!

yahoo! ooh ohh! YAhoo! ooh oh! YAhoozee!

u no know say Yahoo money dey sweet?

most people wants others to be banned because of personal vendettas. just because some people don't share Ur view doesn't make them bad. see the reason why human being shouldn't be God!!!!!!

Seun, this is suppose to be a community. different folks with different views.

I dreamt yester night that we beat ASSnal 4-0. Cristiano ronaldo scored 1, Rooney there regular customer scored 2, then Van deer seer scored a keeper to keeper goal from our post straight inside Aluminium goal post. someboby better call winga to cahnge keeper to Lame-man even so, he might PADDLE the Canoe like he did against Blackburn.

Up man U

Then Assen winger will score the own goal.

just like "Aye- TA" (African bulletproof) cannot work for a bazooka. i think condom can work for ma-gun but i have not tried. any volunteers in the house to test this?

so una never hear the score of this match?

i don watch the match,the score is 4-0.

van persie and aluminium scored own goal, Ronaldo and rooney now added their own to end it.

i poured dveils dust on my class mate because they wont let me host a show. one pf them was an albino, he was red all overfrom scrathimg. though it was funny back then. i'm really sorry about it now. that was one of the many sins i commited in sec school. may God forgive me

i will ask him what he was thinking when he created dick and pussy.

if u go blow grammer, them go think say u dey form. aldultrated English don kill naija.

I think u were feeling Horney when u posted this tread, if u need a screwing partner, i'd be glad to help u out.
call me on 080, **++ when u get honey again

hey, thanks for creating this tread, i just love it so much. it is my favorite tread on nairaland and for the critics of this tread, if u don’t like it then don't read it. Some people are sadist and don’t know what a joke is. Once they disagree with anything they come up with crap like culture and shit. IF U DONT LIKE IT SKIP!!!!
Let me try some yo mamma's joke. Check this out.

yor mama's intestine is so rotten that when she farts, all the skunks died.
yor mama's ass is so big that when she sits she's six feet tall.
yor mama is so fat that when she called an Okada, the okada man looked at her and said "sorry i no dey carry two!"
yor mama is poor that when ur family wanted to take a family picture and the photographer say "cheese", Y'all rush to form a line.

i have watch a lot but i love deathnote d most. naruto is not that bad but samurai X looks old to me.

he will go get f9 parallel

Questions you will like to ask God.

If I had a chance to talk to God today there are a lot of questions i will like to ask him. Some of my questions are:
Why didn’t he ask me if I wanted to come to the world before creating me?
Since he saw that the devil has gone berserk and he has the power to do anything, why didnt he destroy the devil?
Why can’t we ask him to take our soul when we feel like we really want to die?
There are so many other questions I will like to ask but these are the most important ones are the ones i listed above.
What about u what are the questions u will like to ask God?

I have spent some time doing some soul searching about myself. I'm having problem trying finding my talent.

According to human study human being have 1 or more talent. i can't seem to find mine or could it be that I’m talentless?

can anybody here tell me what their talent is and how you discovered it? how can i discover my own talent?

that is bullshit, some body better do something about this.
God! 'm so pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This week has been a very funny week for me; I have been reading strange things.
I happen to read a book called Communion by Withley Strieber. The book is an autobiography of the author who claimed to have been captured by an alien. I also read a book called Independence Day: the movie acted by will smith, I then read another book named the Doomsday conspiracy by Sidney Sheldon.
The fascinating thing about all this books is that they refer to a particular incident in New Mexico where a space ship crashed but the government quickly covered it up by claiming it was an air balloon.
Some people also recount that they saw a space saucer flying by. I’m beginning to believe Aliens do exist because the description of their space ship by every body that claimed to have seen one is similar.
As a believer in God, if God can create Human beings, why do we think he didn’t create other creatures?
As a scientist, other planet has been discovered in recent times and more are still being discovered. If we as a Human being exist in this planet of ours, probably some other creatures exist in other planet. Maybe our technology has not reach them but theirs has reach us.
Superstitiously, there is no smoke without fire.
Do u believe in Aliens? If u do, have u ever had any strange experience that makes u believe Aliens do exist?

whats up sport lovers,
As we know the English premier league will start very soon, August to be pecise. i'm so glad another season is here again.
who will win the premier league?
Personally as a manchester united fan, i think Man U will win it. With the arrival of new faces like Hangreaves, Nani and Anderson. Rumour has it that Tevez is coming our way too.
Let me paint the picture for u, if Giggs is substituted Anderson is coming in, if Ronaldo is sub Nani is coming in, i cant imagine how terrifying Scholes and Hangreaves will be in the middle. with Carrick as a sub.
Chelsea will also be a strong contender with the arrival of Sidewell, Alex, Malouda, Ben haim, Pizzaro and co. but i believe Squad selection will be a problem which will lead to their doom.
Liverpool is also gunning for the trophy. if Torres clicks, then thier chances are really bright, but i believe they will still be third on the table at the end of the season, because of Benitez spanish style of play and players.
For Henry Fc (Arsenal), they will be 5th or 6th at the end of the season cuz thier bread winner is gone. This is tottenham, westham, Astonvilla and Everton's season of making it to the champion league.
I am therefore strongly tipping Manchester United to win the League.

sell it t iya alakara and iya oni boli.

ijapa

i saw 1 party with a corn logo. i kinda like the corn so i voted for the party.

and who told u, your vote counts, umaru has been selected as your leader.

this is selection not election.

no! we go buy ur papa as ball boy