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Abeg, describe how fallen d breast is.
Shay na like fried egg?

D tin fit pain am smal but its not enuf 4 her 2 cal of d relatshp. Dats jst an xcuse. Come 2 tink of it, why u 2 talk something lyk dat?

Wat if someone were 2 rape ur mum, sis & daughter?
Now, how does dat sound?

Na surely lack of oportunity go make a man post dis kain tin.
For d girls, find dat guy way go bannar u wella, u go know say dis tin swit no b small.
Anyways sha Virginity is a state of Mind.

How jesus walkd on water?

Jesus and his disciples just finished smokin (Igbo) Maurijuana so they startd seein things.

If in doubt, try hard drugs & see if u wont hallucinate.

List ur Top 5 Romantic song.
Mine is:
Colbie cailat - Bubbly.
Aron Neville - Even if my Heart will Break.
Celine Dion - If that what it Takes.
Westlife - Puzzle of my Heart.
Goo goo Dolls - Iris

I see myself on Forbes 10 most famous piple in d world.

They wan go brainwash them for America. Anyways, those piple get sense.

Can somebody Explain 2 me d Concept of Intelligent Design?

Why are u for or against it?

I'd like 2 know how big d Ark was 2 contain 2 of every animal.

I'm also interested in knowing how he gathered d 2 million species of insect & all d other species of animals we have in this world.

Thoughts??

How exactly did Noah Carry 2 Whales and how big was d Ark?

How much is she paying? U know, i wud do it 4 d right price.

@ aloy.emeka
thanks 4 d offer, But i wont let ur thievin pastor brainwash me. How many of ur members have u sponsored 2 a university?
Leave my spellings d way it is, *dont bail out on wat i requestd 4*
do d maths, ur raphsody of delusion is N150, multiply dat by 30million.
Who says its free? Didnt some church members pay 4 dat?

Rhasody of delusion. U ar sharing advert flyer 4 a business mongoul. How is dat suppose 2 b a gift.
If u want 2 give me a free gift. I request 4 %50 of tight colection dis sunday.

D both religion are sexist & tends toward musculinity. There are so many biblical & quranic stories 2 prove dat.

For me d purpose of life is wateva u want it 2 be.

According 2 some religion, d purpose of lyf is 2 worship god. If god had wantd us 2 worship him. He wud have designd us in such a way dat. U wont be able 2 do otherwise. U'l just sing & clap everyday. Take a caculator for xample, all it can do is jst caculate.

No wonder Nigerians are unintelligent!

"Please call me"

So u 2 got dis email?
Na ur Nigerian broda's oh!
D scammer, yahoo yahoo,

U know, god's money is now so much u need more dan 1 private jet 2 fly it 2 him.
Cheers! Here is hoping he buys a Yatch on Fools money.

"Underachiever"

"Kisser of my Asss"

Not 2 worry, all of u on dat list. I am d Devil. If any of u come 2 my kingdom, u'l be sittin on my right side cuz i'l wil rememba u as my disciple here on Earth.
Surely i say onto u.

@ david
impossible is Nothing.
@ poster
the last i read about time travel is michael chrichton's Timeline. For now, it is stil a future project.

@ poster
thanks 4 d shout of.
@ how religious are people in Zimbabwe, i hope they are not as deluded as Nigerians?

He likes d scenery.

Please, Can i come & live in ur sister's house?

1 question. Which skool u pass out from?

Alright, if u need an invite. Drop ur facebook address i wil send u 1.

U ar a mad person.

D last Hiv test i took, i scored 97.