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A Thousand Ways to Die.

#DEATH BY INITIATION

The title of this post is misleading. This is not a plus-sized woman, this is a triple plus-sized woman.

yes Nigeria is a better country if you're the type that likes watching your wife being pinned to the ground and raped by armed robbers or Fulani herdsmen.

Tozara:
Wretched fool with one lonely brain cell dancing around in his muddy skull.

your father is a baboon.

Tozara:
It isn't uncommon for the product of a putrid vagina to mistake his father for another's, when he knew right from the womb whose acidity melted his brain that he would be born a bastard.

You're a son of every worm that crawled under the earth who had a sperm to give.

Worthless asswipe.

let's stick to the point here. for example, I called your father a baboon and I dragged your father in the mud not just because I want your mother to feel ashamed but because you support a grown man with beards and moustache doing the woman's job. so if you want to criticize, then criticize based on the point, don't just go hurling insults because even your prostitute mother can create insults.

Shame on your parents for not telling you that bathing a child is a job for the woman.

you are a disgusting sissy-boy that wants to put children inside a bath tub.

since you want to bath kids, you might as well bend down and piss like a bitch cos you are a man-bitch.

Say hi to your baboon father for me.

Tozara:
The carriage that brought you to the 21st century---a future medieval men like you do not belong to---which century was it coming from, and how many morons like you hopped on the carriage? Was it from 1525? Or 1416?

You should have travelled back to the stone age instead.

The questions you have asked me should be reserved for your baboon father. Why will a grown man with beards and moustache want to carry children inside a bath tub and start bathing them? That's the woman's job.

airsaylongcon:
Let me be honest with you. I worked in a company where entry level staff earned at least ₦1.5m so meeting female staff earning ₦3m was a high possibility.

Now we must concede that coming from two different tribes in Nigeria we view bride prices differently. My people see bride price as a token you pay to marry their daughter. At death you (or your people in case u die before her) MUST return her remains for interment at her father's village. With a small token as bride price there is absolutely no qualms when her family people come for one or two small favours within your reach. Even if it is outside your reach you will still stretch body. That's because they haven't "killed" you during bride price season.

However amongst my brothers in the east bride price is viewed completely differently.

So to answer your question amongst my people, the woman's earnings don't drive her price. There's almost a standard list (affordable for a groom) which they often are flexible with if he is from the same tribe or clan as the bride. If from a different clan they may try to be rigid but if the groom knows how to meander/get his way around the father-in-law he can get away with a lot of waivers.

you are the biggest liar here. ain't no Nigerian company will pay 1.5 million per month to an entry staff and this means you never worked in such a company, you only wished you did. even regional manager of first bank and access bank don't make that much. if she makes that much it means she is gold digging those Arabs.

make e go try that one for bus conductor, dem go give am blow like bash ali.

mysterydude:
if ur wife is in labour,let ur kids go 2 school without bathing . mumu

Instead of bathing them, I will get a female house help to bathe them. I choose a female house help and not a male house help because such duties like bathing belong to women or girls for they are daughters of Eve.

If you will bathe your children as you imply, what next will you do and how low will you go? Will you also bend down and piss like a woman?

Shame on you. You are one of those sissy men that dress up like a woman behind closed doors.

BE A MAN, GO OUT AND TILL THE GROUND AND LET EVE HANDLE HER HOME DUTIES.

AS A FATHER YOU SHOULD ONLY BATHE YOUR BABY ONCE JUST TO CELEBRATE HAVING THE CHILD. AFTER THAT, IT IS THE MOTHER'S JOB TO BATHE THE CHILDREN. THAT'S WHY SHE IS CALLED EVE, SHE IS THE CONCEIVER AND SUCH DUTIES LIKE BATHING THE CHILDREN ARE HERS.
FATHERS SHOULD FOCUS ON HUSTLING AND MAKING THAT MONEY TO FEED THE FAMILY FOR HE IS ADAM AND HIS JOB IS TO TILL THE GROUND.

AS A MAN, I WILL ONLY BATHE MY BABY ONCE TO CELEBRATE HIS OR HER BIRTH, AFTERWHICH THE MOTHER WILL PERFORM SUCH DUTIES.

hahn:
Nairaland is the only platform that I have seen people claiming Wilder won. I guess it is all sentimental because he is black

I never said Wilder outboxed fury, I said Fury could have been killed.

it's like you fighting a gorrila. So you outpointed the gorrila by jabbing and running like fury did, but you almost got killed by a devastating knock down from the gorilla. then you go around telling people how you outpointed the gorilla with your soft jabs and how you got robbed.

no matter how much he outpointed Wilder, there's no way the judges will give not only the fight but also the belt to someone that took a nap on the floor of the ring.

Between you and me, we know fury could have been killed.

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look at how urban, modern and graduate looking the girl looks yet she is into all these fetishes. if you see her singing "Imela" in a redeemed Church you will not even associate her with such fetishes.

Only Christ will save you. traditional religions are from satan.

Henry240:
Nigerian soldiers, like the Federal Government are too full of complaints.

As an individual that has followed the military for many years, some of the losses ground troops face are embarrassing to say the least.

Nigerian troops lost at-least 2 Main Battle Tanks, 1 APC and 7 heavily armed gun trucks.


How can they claim to be out-gunned?

Best thing, go and register with the army and demand to be posted to the front line. when you are attacked at the frontline, go inside your battle tank and fire at over 100 Toyota hilux packed full with boko Haram machine gunners. they will first kill all the soldiers defending your tank before they open the hatch of your tank and throw a grenade inside. as soon as the grenade lands in your tank, you will be damned if you do and damned if you don't. if you stay in the tank, you will get blown up to bits. if you come out, you will be greeted with bursts of Ak47 or worse they can behead you.

This guy ain't no Christian. he wanted to form bear grylls and got killed.

gullible girls believe the one that kneels is the good man. he kneels cos he has nothing to offer. the one that will be good will not kneel cos he will be faithful.

I give this bobby brown looking playboy 6 weeks and he will be making love to several other women.

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Chinaza Favor, "All that matters" a beautiful song

I just bumped into this song on Facebook and I totally love everything about it, from the actual song to the singers portrayal of Christian modesty through her dressing and naturalness.
The singer, who is a Facebook symbol of Christian modesty is spotted on the album cover with a natural afro hair style. she's wearing a beautiful red dress that is covered in EYE SYMBOLS.
Other favorite artists of mine are Panam Percy Paul, Drake, Eminem, Miley Cyrus, bono and Adele.
All my favorite artists like displaying the symbol of the eye, isn't that cool?

the op did not mention the human sacrifices all those so called Yoruba traditional religions demand. did Christ demand human sacrifice?

don't fall for that "respect your elders" trick used by so called traditional religions to deceive. they will tell you to be humble and respect your elders on one hand. and in the other hand, they will demand human sacrifice.

only Christ will save you.

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Cannibals that eat human hearts should leave the church.

People that sacrifice "Abobaku" as human sacrifice should leave the church.

A person may look pretty, fair and cute, but that person has literally tasted human

Lifeangel:
God sent Queen Esther to the palace for a purpose, please let this child of God alone.

DEUTERONOMY 7: 3-4
"Do not intermarry with them. Do not give your daughters to their sons or take their daughters for your sons. because they will turn your sons away from following Me to serve other gods. Then the anger of the LORD will burn against you, and He will swiftly destroy you"

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Cannibals that eat human hearts should leave the church.

People that sacrifice "Abobaku" as human sacrifice should leave the church.

A person may look pretty, fair and cute, but that person has literally tasted human blood.

it's due to the 170 million population, 1 in 5 black person is a Nigerian so obviously Nigeria will have more people running from their zoo country and chasing green cards in the diaspora. in the USA, the Nigerians there are mainly ibo, whilst in the uk they are mainly Yorubas.

I doubt this fact, because Indian, Korean and Pakistani Americans should have more professional people than Nigerian Americans.

by doing this, she has just exposed the false Christians in the church because true Christians will now know the extent of the deceit of false Christians in the church.

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