₦airaland Forum

MustiizRaja:
make i no lie the gal fine

Look well..she don bleach her career

Sufisunni:
I want atheists to tell me where actually life starts from? And what is actually the origin of atom? Who created it?

They'll tell you it's as a result of some cosmic accident.

Atheism is a system of forcing yourself to hold the belief that God doesn't exist in your brain. Sometimes you see evidence of otherwise, yet you still argue and rationalize the evidence to suit your delusion.

Atheism is the most terrible and most foolish thing ever.

BlackPantherxXx:
IPOBian. Apart from hairy chests and chest-beating, they usually have low IQs in general

This is too much

BigSarah:
Thunder Fire Kwankwaso Insha Allah amin
Thunder Fire Elrufai Insha Allah amin
Thunder Fire buhari Insha Allah amin
Thunder Fire apc Insha Allah amin
Thunder Fire pdp Insha Allah amin
Thunder Fire criminals Insha Allah amin

Meanwhile
check my signature please

Fine girl, dumb brain.. Chai, you're a terrible composition.

Non of them can stand Buhari. No doubt.

Akanapiaigwe:
Nope
but are you still doing that asss thing?

You still never get sense? Terrible.

Akanapiaigwe:
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chaii nairaland vets done dey show ooo
rilwayne001 onye ntu how far

You still never get work abi?

searchlight:
zombie the question over their is "who is Oshimole's father?" if you have no answer then you can go and die

The fact that he's father is a nobody show's hardworking he is. Agree?? At least to his children now, their father is a somebody. I'm sure without both saraki's father and FfK's father, both of them would've been a nobody by now.

This Fani Kayode guy is a terrible and disgusting animal. Whoever that's giving credence to this fool is just as foolish as him, because he's not just reasonable whatsoever.

*spits on his foolish brain**

Empiree:
You could easily avoid this thread if you don't understand. It is not meant for everyone. Why do you always say "rubbish thread", "rubbish post". This is common of you now.

Anyways, you and op are 5&6. He says the same of others too. So you fit one another. You better tell us if you guys meet behind the scene romantically but you come out pretending like you are foes?

Shall we fry beans now?

Empiree:
it is part of strategic theory in itself. Such questions are asked in high school isn't?. Where they would ask:

A. 1

B. 2

C. 3

D. None

E. All of the above

so it is strategic question

Yeah.. True sha.. But I didn't see None of the above in the options now.
If I had, I would've meticulously view the picture well. Lol.

Empiree:
I did exactly what you did. Now check again

Ahahaha.. if everything is blocked then the question of which is filled first shouldn't have arise in the first place now. Lmao.

Empiree:
lol... you are still wrong. Check again

The chart already generated lots of confusing theories. Most got it wrong including myself. I got it right after 3 trials.

Lol.. It's six. I just looked at it closely.

Empiree:
Compete this

One

Empiree:
Compete this

I guess 5.

Empiree:
Solve This


Okoro has been owing you #40,000 since June last year and has refused to pay.

Yesterday you begged him to give you even if it is #20,000 and forget the rest because of a situation you found yourself this season.

He said he has only about #17,000 in his account and can only afford to send #15,000 to you.

As half bread is better than none, you had no option than to accept.

You woke up the next morning to see an alert of #150,000k with 36 missed calls from him because your phone is always on silent at night and several messages from him begging you to transfer #135,000 back to him. He said he made a mistake, he wanted to send #15,000k and added one extra 0 instead.
Sincerely speaking what will you do?
Enjoy Your weekend

Sincerely speaking I'll send only #110,000 back to him. That means I've removed my #40000 from the money. He can sue me if he so will, but I'll always win because it's my money.

He wants to use his 'yiboe' brain for me? He no go work

Ikpewe:
IPOB FLATHEADED FLYING PIGS OF RED MUD WON'T LIKE THIS

They certainly will.

This is so painful i really feel for D'banj and i pray God be with him and his family. For one to have lost a child is painful. For it to have been a toddler is even more painful. And for it to have been in this tragic way is worse and agonizing. May Allah provide a better one.

Nevertheless we shouldn't forget that the blame is still on the parents. I'm our stupid attempts to copy Western culture we keep failing and looking foolish. Really pitiable.

Empiree:
This is what Rilwayne probably refers to as "yam leg". I'm I right

Ahahhaha... This is exactly what yam leg is, albeit better than those in Calabar.

But sha, Egbon, this one that you're capturing people's leg in a metro, i really hope they don't get hold of you and give you a dirty slap. lwkmd

frowland:
Both OP and any yahoo guys into rituals are dumb. If OP thinks its only yahoo boys that does rituals with girls then she is the biggest mor0n in NL. So if am to check my girl if she have slept with a yahoo boy in the past, how about other non yahoo boys that are also ritualist? Not that I believe in this ritual hogwash though, hei' this is Africa what do I know

Stop acting like a slowpoke. I can't see where the OP said only Yahoo boys are into ritualism, rather that most of them out there are now into it. In essence, what the OP is saying is that we should be careful with girls nowadays, as most of them, especially those slay queens have been used for rituals.

IeatPussy:
The way some Nigerians and many Africans at large just turn cyber crime to ritualism is disgusting . The whites that introduce cyber crime to the world, are they ritualist. ? I havnt read online or see any news partaining White man killing another white in other to learn hacking. tufiakwa.



Just last week ; South Korean cryptocurrency exchange Coinrail has reported a hacking incident that leads to a theft of over 2.6 billion Pundi X (NPXS) and a host of other Ethereum-based virtual tokens. This hack was not taken very well by crypto traders which has led a sell-off making crypto markets loose nearly 20 billion dollars in just a few hours.


Those ppl that hack that site , are they ritualist??. why is Africans engross in killing each other all because of money.
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Actually, virtually all Nigerian youths that get involved in Yahoo Yahoo cyber crime are not hackers to begin with. They cannot hack anything. All most of them do is to defraud the whites of their money. They do this mostly through dating and so on. But these days, the whites too are wising up and they are getting hard to be defrauded like before. For this reason, most guys now engage in voodoo. The type of voodoo that once they use it and chat up the whites, they'd lose their normal sense and do whatever they are told.

I've actually met a Yahoo guy who once told me how his friends went to ogun state, and they were asking to sit on a mortal with a life tortoise inside it. They'd chat with anybody with their laptop while sitting on this mortal, and the person, no matter how disadvantageous what he's told to do is, he'll do it by all means.

Empiree:
ok

May Allah continue to bless you brother, and everyone of us. Aamin.

I truly appreciate.. Jazakumullahu Kayr.

Empiree:
[bb] 55%

Chai, i didn't do fine at a oh. Maybe next year sha

Empiree:
Last yr was rilwayne waiting patiently at his computer desk at 11:59PM

You no dey forget something

QUESTION 1:[
i What is the name of a huge tree that is consists 12 branches, in each branch are 30 leaves, and in each leaf are 5 fruits, 3 of them are under the shade, and the 2 are in the light?

ANSWER: AsSolat

ii[/b] What is the one that has no second?

ANSWER: ALLAH

QUESTION 2:[/b]
] i[/b] Which surah is the word "Allah" mentioned in each verse?

Answer: SURATUL AR-RAHMAN

ii[/b] Some companions of the prophet(saw) would not leave congregation without reciting which surah?

Answer: SURAT HASHR CHAPTER 59

iii[/b] What are five experiential codes that can not have six?

ANSWER: SURATUL FATIHA

QUESTION 3:[/b]

What are the three(3) things that have no fourth?

Excuses of Prophet musa (PBUH) to al-khider
1. When they had embarked on the ship, (al-Khidher) tore it open
2. When they met a boy, (al-Khidher) killed him.
3. When they came to the people of a town, they asked its people for food
[Al-Khidher] said, “This is parting between me and you.” {the story in Surat Al-Kahf}

QUESTION 4:[/b]

i Some people lied and still entered paradise, who are they?

Brothers of Prophet Yusuf

ii[/b] Who are those who told the truth but still entered Hell?

MUNAFIQ

QUESTION 5:[/b]

What is the name of non human being that delivered a message to a prophet (not prophet Muhammad)?

Answer: A BIRD NAMED HUDHUDA

QUESTION 6:[/b]

[]i[/b] What are the fourteen things that spoke to Allah?

Answer: 7 heavens and 7 earths

ii[/b] There are eight things that will never be nine, what are they?

Answer: the doors of Jannah

QUESTION 7:[/b]

i What is that phenomenon that consist of twelve things?

The 12 springs of the rock that Prophet Musa struck with his staff as according to Quran 2:60

ii[/b] Which prayer will NEVER be accepted/answered by Allah regardless of status?

Answer: PRAYERS OF SOMEONE THAT EATS HARAM

QUESTION 8:[/b]

What is a thing that breathed but it has no soul?

Answer: EARTHWORM.

QUESTION 9:[/b]

i What is the thing that Allah created and said it was Might?

Answer: Plot of women

ii[/b] Which is the thing which exhaled a breath without having a heart?

Answer: the wind

QUESTION 10:

What are the ten that accept multiplication?

Answer: no idea

Alhajiemeritus:
which school is this?

University of Ilorin

lanrexlan:
Awon Ruhaniyah lo gbe questions wa. Sorry ehn, how's school? Hope you are coping with that marathon calendar your school is running?

Alhamdulillah, I'm really doing better than i thought. First semester was long though: longer than river niger. Lol. But this second, we have only 2 months to do everything. It is marathon indeed.

May Allah ease your affairs my brother

Ameeeeeeen o.. Thanks very much brother. May Allah bless you.

indemnityy:
Yoruba's are easily tricked by Buhari, they are worst than slowpoke.

Says a frustrated ipob dunce.