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40 million quid for a finished defender in kolo and the most over rated forward in the world in crapdebayor. . . Wenger should be given the death penalty
but then again, £22m for a poor mans silvestre(lescott), £26m for the second most over rated forward in the world(craplos shit-ez), and about £35m for an 'above average' crap-eth crap-rry and a flash in the pan crap-ue crap-a poo-uz? Mark Hughes must be the most clueless manager on earth!

This binghinya fella is truely remarkable

Is it me or is Vermaelen permanently excellent?
Arshavin is so good even when he has a quiet game he still pops up with goals & assists.
Fabregas is now officially the best player in the league
Gibbs & Ramsey were immense. They're proving they can cut it at the highest level.

Not keeping a clean sheet is disappointing but as long as we keep scoring loads at the other end, its all good! Technically, its better to win 4-1 than 3-0.

Now heres to the most boring 0-0 draw in premier league history @ the bridge. . . With 2 or 3 red cards, of course

CRAP-CESS-ter SHITty, watagwan?

Bayern = SHIT
Allianz Arena = SHIT PIT
Dayokanu = SHIT-PACKER

^^ u mean ST(shit time)

Bamsyle
read ur last post again. . . You made as much sense as a parrot being raped by a pitbull.
so because i didnt know what song eminem said a SINGLE WORD(balee), i'm dim witted? That kinda reasoning is only reserved for a dimwits dimwit.

now i've entertained ur unrivalled idiocy long enough. Should i put u out of ur misery by uploading a picture of my feet so u can kiss them on ur screen and 'cum-in-peace'?
Savage gay.got

Bamsyle
u should be used to campaign against bad condoms. The picket signs should read "bad condoms + rotten semen = bamsyle". Every government on earth would ban pre-marital sex altogether if ur story goes public.

Eminem can spit whatever he likes, i dont know what song ur talking about but unless the point of the song was not to say "balee", ur example is a reflection of ur intellectual deficiency. I do NOT doubt MC's have poetic license. . . Let me explain it for the last time. papoose shouldnt have started a word with an E where the theme of the song required an X, its not a matter of pronunciation, its a matter of SPELLING.

If u still dont get it, then u should press charges against that condom company instead of directing ur frustration at me.

Bamsyle
the fact u were born on the first day of april is no excuse for u to be a fool. Someone spat 'x' as 'ex'? What has the pronunciation got to do with the SPELLING(the theme of the song)? It would have also been ok if he spat J as G i.e the "justifying" example i gave, no?
Some children are born deformed, but ur folks must be the most unfortunate people in the world. Ur issues transcend deformity by a galaxy.

Eminem isnt even in my top 2 MC's(jay z & jadakiss). Screaming "fukc eminem" depicts u an unsalvagable lunatic. . . Except, being who u are, u aspire to be an unsalvagable lunatic. So its actually kinda a good look for u. Carry on

Bamsyle
hahaha, u have lost convincingly. . .
u cant counter any of the facts i've presented so u resort to petty name calling. Anyway, i take back any previous dises. . . Because:

calling u a slowpoke is an insult to morons. . .
calling u a retard is a compliment. . .
calling u an slowpoke is an immeasurable understatement. . .

No words in the dictionary can paint a vivid enough picture to portray how irrelevant a creature u are. . .
I'd have to receive the holy ghost and speak in tongues to adequately quantify ur bewildering ineptitude.

Now take ur favourite picture of Nas topless and self-service away u rabid gay.got.

chelsea are also planning to do something similar.
Just imagine "BurgerKing@StamfordBridge.com/stadium.html"

^^ "get off my back, i dont have a beard and santa clause aint black!"

Bamsyle
you've gone from claiming papoose actually rapped in alphabetical order initially to asking me if one error is enough to say he failed to telling me i cant prove he actually made the error(ex-con)? Ur as confused as a mag-got at the top of a sky scraper.
A. He did NOT succeed. he FAILED.
B. YES, one error is enough to say he failed. However, there is more than one error on the song. Ur third assignment is to find out where.
C. U must have the intellectual capacity of an intoxicated louse for asking if i have 'proof'. Are u disputing he spat this: '(W)Waging Wars Wisely,(X?) Ex-con (Y)Yappin'

maybe E is between W and Y to a cultured idiot like bamsyle.

^^ nateevs doesnt have a clue
chelsea beating united h/a means they'll finish above them and win the league. . .
Now that suggestion is truely SHOCKING!

Bamsyle must be to imbeciles what jesus is to christians. . .
The whole point of the song was to START each word with the same letter in alphabetical progression(which makes ur excuse of poetic license look as wretched as u do). he shot himself in his left foot by FAILING to do so. Ur original stance was that he SUCCEEDED. Maybe on simpleton island(where u are king), E comes after W.

Bamsyle
at least i have a brain. . . If anything remotely emulating a brain dwelled within ur deflagrated cranium, u would know papoose didnt have the "poetic license" to start with an E where an X was expected. . . That goof undermined the overall brilliance of the song.
But of course, to a dim witted ignoramus like bamsyle, it would also have been a case of "poetic license" if he also said: 'Government Generals Gradually JUSTIFYING Genocide". . . After all, 'justifying' sounds quite similar. The point of the song was to start each word in alphabetical order(hence the title), that takes away any poetic license to do otherwise. Only an elite slowpoke like bamsyle would argue to the contrary.

^ well it cant be worse than white jesus, can it?

Even if every human being and parrot in the whole world chanted "jesus cant save you" at the top of their voice, how does it make it any more true or false than it was before?

P.S. what exactly is Jesus supposed to save us from? That ugly basterd called the devil or the boogie man?

Bamsyle
u must be a world class idiot! So because we're not discussing literature, "ex-con" starts with the letter "x"? Admitting u got schooled is a better option than making a fool of urself, u know?

Nas is not a better lyricist than eminem, try again.

Bamsyle
i take ur silence on the alphabetical slaughter issue as ur way of accepting defeat
or do u still maintain papoose rapped in alphabetical order?

If anyone who says eminem is the best rapper doesnt know what he's saying, WHO IS THE BEST RAPPER? so we can compare and contrast. When we're done, i'll gladly help you wipe the egg on ur face

Bamsyle
papoose scammed u, and many others. The term "ex-con" doesnt start with an "x". . .
you've failed ur first assignment. . . WOEFULLY!
2nd assignment, who is the "best" rapper, D.O.A?

Bamsyle
ur stance on eminem became obvious when u started attacking the ARTIST(eminem being delusional n what not) instead of the ART(his music). . . That renders ur opinion bias, and therefore invalid

P.S. Papoose didnt start each word from A-Z on alphabetical slaughter. Ur assignment is to tell me where he got it wrong

Nateevs
the only thing more certain than Arsenal scoring 4 goals on the 29th is Vermaelen putting Didier in his breast pocket

But barca are gazing the europa league in the butt crack.
arsenals soft underbelly is a myth. . . West ham came from behind via two dubious decisions, what can arsenal do about that?
is this article really about the difference btw barca and arsenal or barca and the rest of europe?

This thread should be deleted ASAP

"i dont run rap no more i run the map"

Ibime,
none of those MC's can get to 8 bars. . . Em does 12 with consummate ease. i.e on renegade from 'whose the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics' all the way to 'too bad u couldnt do good at marriage'. Thats 12 BARS, 5 SYLLABLES! Other rappers would go into cardiac arrest if they even attempted!
Notice i didnt even include the 'shoe fits i wear it, truth grin and bear it' part cos its arguably not on the same subject? That would have made it 14 bars. . . Almost the length of a 'standard' verse(16) with 5 syllables. Eminem is a GENIUS!

Whats going on here?

Ahh the 29th. Arsenal continue their 4 goal average at home. What else?

Arshavin did play off the center forward today, and he got a hattrick of assists.
Vermaelen was excellent, as usual. Best signing by any club this season by a galaxy!
Gibbs had a very good game. That can be said of just about every other player in a red shirt, so no need to elaborate.

We've put 4 goals past em without even getting out of 2nd gear. . .

I think we all agree bayern are shit. . . the million dollar question is:
Will bayern's decimated anus heal before they get raped yet again by liverpool in the europa league?
Bayern might be needing another ass-hole very soon.

Why dont u just download it? Software Piracy is the best thing since bread(sliced or otherwise)