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^^ Chelsea 4-0 Man Utd

Tkb
but Sauron had me under the impression Nani is ur BEST winger

Hahahaha
Man Utd lose to burnley, get taunted, and their fans dont remind us of the number of trophies they've won in the past.
Liverpool go through a terrible run, get taunted, and their fans dont remind us they've won in the past.
Real Madrid get owned by Alcorcon, same thing. . . Barca lose to rubin kazan, same thing.
Each time Bayern get molested, all we hear is how good they used to be. SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Bayern must be a synonym for SHIT.

I've said it before and i'll say it again. Eminem is the ONLY MC in the history of rap capable of kickin a 4 or 5 syllable rhyme over 8 or more bars and still stay on the same subject. . . Other rappers just arent smart enough to do it.
Anyone who says Em just has a dope flow/delivery and plays down his lyrical genius should be quarantined in another solar system

Bayern losing at home to bordeaux is like Arsenal beating Wigan 4-0. . . not exactly headline news, by any means.

^^ u mean the arm he used to slap vidic after being frustrated for 120 minutes?

Dayokanu
benitez hasnt reached 3 seasons yet? tell me what benitez has won in the last three seasons u dimwitted k9.

Wenger can never be blamed for not winning a trophy in the last 4 seasons because arsenal have invested heavily in their stadium and havent had as much money to spend as their rivals. This will inevitably pay off in the long run(its already paying off as arsenal are now making record profits which is being used to take care of the debts). The people running Arsenal FC are a million times smarter than a half brained buffoon like dayokanu who cant see past 11 seconds, so he spends his last buck to fukc a male prostitute on an empty stomach and starves to death later on.

^^ the same fans that wanted to rape barnsley's staff a week ago?

Does it even matter who united or chelsea field? Or how well they play? Whoever gets the big decisions WINS. Thats how shocking the officiating in the EPL has become.

Aieromon
being 2nd after 11 games(3rd if arsenal win their game in hand), in the quarter finals of the league cup, or having one leg in the 1st knockout round of the ucl are hardly impressive. . .
Liverpool's squad doesnt "NECESSARILY" revolve around certain players either.

Frijos
spot on!

"if" biggie didnt die, he'd prolly be selling womens shoes in tampa now

Every team has its key players. . .
Take Rooney out of united and they'll get relegated

Dayokanu
must you always sound like a redundant retard?

My grand mothers have also collected stats from last season and given "appropriate" points to each stat. . . . .
After a long, hard process, Emmanuel Eboue emerged as the highest ranked player. Dani Alves is 140, and Henry is 111. However, theres a place in the top 10 for Marlon Harewood.

Can anyone prove to me they are wrong? Afterall, "just because you disagree with something doesnt make it wrong".

Maybe i should open a thread titled "Eboue is OFFICIALLY the best player in the world". . . Because my grandmas said so.
Some people are beyond hopeless. . .

Big clubs dont exhibit mediocrity?
Alcorcon 4-0 Real Madrid must be an impressive result.
In the last 5 years or so, Madrid have been brutally raped in europe by so many teams its become a norm. The bernabue has been decimated by arsenal, roma, liverpool, milan, the list is endless. Even a shitty team like lyon call madrid their bitchez. MEDIOCRITY REDIFINED!
Sacking managers doesnt make a club big. Are chelsea a bigger club than liverpool too?

Krayola still doesnt have a clue!
OK, just answer this one question:
ARE THE RANKINGS BASED ON CASTROLS CRITERIA? YES OR NO?

So liverpool are not a big club because their manager made a comment? And ur "big" madrid got raped relentlessly by the same team this year.
Barcelona are the best team in spain by a considerable margin and if madrid can close the gap this season, it would be an even "massiver" achievement!

This game has 7 nil written all over it

After all the noise they made about how they were coming to "attack", all they did was hoof the ball up to Crouch each time they got the ball. . . unfortunately for them, the Verminator made Crouch look as clueless as a 6"7 question mark

Surely United are a better team than Spurs. . . No?

Anelka the best wide forward? He's doesnt even play there. When Avram used him there, he was predominantly clueless

Man Utd must be quaking in their timberlands

I couldnt disagree more concerning nasri.
First of all, whether you believe it or not, nasri defends better than diaby.
Saying we'd be exposed with nasri through the middle couldnt be further from the truth. Is it because we now play 4-5-1? In the past, when we played 4-4-2, it was a holding midfielder(gilberto, flamini, denilson) and cesc in the middle. Why cant it be song(holding midfielder), cesc, and nasri just ahead of them? Or do teams that play 4-4-2 all get the knife through butter treatment?

Bentley should have been sent off in the first ten minutes. . . He intentionally used his arm to prevent a counter attack & then almost broke vermaelen's ankle 5 minutes later. He didnt even get booked for either! English officials are a disgrace. . . a fukcing one.
I dont think we were great by any means. . . Just OK IMO. Vermaelen was the only outstanding player on the pitch. I usually defend Diaby but i think he had a stinker, though he did improve. Van persie was also having a bad game till he scored. Arshavin needs to improve his form. Eduardo uncharacteristically missed two great chances. The second one in particular was shocking.
I was disappointed not to see nasri come on. I think he should take diaby's role when he regains full fitness. He's some player, i tell ya.
Anyways, 3-0, i cant complain too much(though wenger seemed to be going nuts)

What krayola still doesnt understand is these rankings are based on the criteria of castrol which make it no more relevant or "official" than anyone elses.
It's no different to dayokanu telling me Lahm is the best left back in the world. SAD!

Whats the point of consulting these 'experts' when almost the same set of players are nominated every year irrespective of their form/appearances?

Without Defoe & Modric, Spurs dont stand a snowballs chance in hell.
Arsenal 5-2 Spurs

Is this even worth a debate? Any statistical ranking that has henry as no 1, maicon at 140, etc is OBVIOUSLY FLAWED.
A simple comparison between the actim index player rankings and this one will prove my point. . . Denilson was 6th or so in the actim index. . . he's nowhere to be found here.
ITS NOTHING MORE THAN THE OPINION OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE! . . . Like actim. Anyone who finds this too difficult to understand is a lost cause.

Krayola
i have made my points and u have nothing to say to counter them, because they are undisputable, even to a fool. Instead u try to say something clever. Sorry to disappoint u, but ur last post was just as dumb as its predecessors.

According to krayola, a computer can tell us how many points a pass is worth. . . . U must be an even bigger fool than i initially thought. Variables to determine how good a pass is? My a$$ is laughing at you!
make no mistake about it, the amount of points each stat is worth was determined by sexually frustrated pot bellied men going through a mid life crisis and not some super computer from the future. How is that any different from another analysts opinion?
Its amazing the amount of sugar coated shit people are willing to swallow.
I understand u are desperate to be of different opinion than others. but most of the time people do that, they end up looking exactly as u do now. . . FOOLISH!

Krayola
these chaps have successfully made a fool of you
they say they award points for every pass, tackle, etc. But they dont tell us how many points they award. Since the people who invented football never stated "a good pass is worth 10 points, a bad one is -10, a goal is 88.8 points" etc, then ultimately, THE PEOPLE WHO DECIDED HOW MANY POINTS EACH STAT IS WORTH HAVE FOOLED YOU! They've made you believe it was all ranked by unbias & accurate computers when they've actually programmed these computers to award x points to y stats, points which were conjured up by their very biased and inaccurate brains.
The rankings are a joke!

Krayola
the fact that u were born on the first day of april is no excuse for u to be a FOOL
I have already explained why the rankings are no more relevant than any other analyst's opinion.