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Whoever told them boys up here, that dem gals can't pee while standing?

Well i met my friend Librangyps, way before i signed up on here. Wonder if that counts.

Seriously poster, don't you have something better to occupy your time with? I mean, this is something the guys already know so why stress your fingers to sound like a broken record?

Mallam, go sulk on a lollipop. A decent gentleman wouldn't start such a thread, anyways.

When you see my face, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell! When you walk my way, hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell! If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well. Then he's a fool! You're just as well. Hope he gives you hell! - GIVES YOU HELL by THE ALL AMERICAN REJECTS.

My Gawd! Now they talk about economy? When everyone knows that a loaf of bread over there's worth thousands of Zim dollars? What in God's name am i even still doing replying to this Zim post anyway?

And the thread starter talked about accent? Oh my lawd! We can just imagine how you (OP) in particular sound, when you don't even know how to use the spell check created specially for your country people.

Gawd! I guess them Zimbos consider this an honor. I mean, i've never heard these 2 names together before in my life. I hear Nigeria and SA, Nigeria and Ghana, but it stops at that. But Nigeria and Zimb. . .what? The world must be ending sometime soon.

You believe that he's hiding his girlfriends and yet, he always wants to be with you. It just doesn't tally, don't you think? Why don't you just oblige him so you can reduce your insecurities by half, huh?

This guy de find my mouth. . .

Militant lady submissive? Dream on. No amnesty for your sake.

LMAO! Everyone seems crazy on this thread. MyGoldie take heart, there are worse disasters that can happen. Tell me, have you ever had your ogbono soup get burnt before? Naw? Then damn, you're one lucky nut.

Please God reveal to me when he's going to die. Please!

@LOLA- Was beginning to wonder oo. I'll start watching out for Zimbabwean comments henceforth. On TV and everywhere.

Your point. Is it still on the way or what?

And we thought the NYSC program was supposed to be for something.

Yeah, go ahead and convince yourself why you shouldn't work hard to earn more.

I'll give Nadia Buhari an 8, Genevieve Nnaji (of the old and not now that she's looking all dried up) a 6, and then Empress Njama a 0. Or a -2, on a scale of -2 to 10.

Start giving her some money for soup.

Please make the strike last forever. We're wearied of your species.

The only one that can do what i do, is me. Lot of men had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me? -THE DEPARTED.

Someone simply told me, 'you're decent'. I swear i never felt soo warm before then.

Mega Trash!

And for what again d'you need this info? Since you no longer have a crush on her.

@OP- Really can't tell how this outburst will affect my existence. Whether you get married or not, that's your headache. I will.

It depends on how fast you can get to sand. Loads of sand will do the magic anyday.

One question- How old is she?

You can't spell 'doubt'. Yeah, that's sommin you're missing.

Is this a movie you saw recently?

@OP- Are you serious?