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I don't see anything wrong with lovers showing each other a little affection in public. As long as i'm not one of them.

Gosh. This kind of discussion again? If you think it is, please just pray over it. In silence.

Does he carry her about on his shoulders that would make them be like, 'there he is! He's got a girlfriend now. Let's get him!' or what exactly are you saying? This just seems like his sunshine period, that's all. Don't even try to understand women.

Nairaland. The first replies always influence the successive ones. Anyway sha, i choose to stick to the band wagon this time. Mind your own biz! And before you tie the knots, take your fiancee to India for checkup, okay? So we don't get to see a sequel to this.

Okay so now that all's said and done, how exactly are NLanders supposed to end these?

Both! Comes in single packages na.

He won't mind too much. 2yrs isn't too much.

It's awesome walking up the aisle with a virgin chick, but a guy? Yuk!!!

Sounds like a movie.

My dear, negotiate the nearest bend and runnnnn for your own good. Fly if possible. Cos when the both of them turn against you, which they will, you'll curse the day that you were born. Forget all those home videos you've seen oo, reality doesn't play out that way. Even if your actual guy starts acting right now, pleasssse still break up with him. Leave that lineage entirely. I'm on my knees.

Sounds like greeting cards sentiments. Sh!tty!

December 31st. Pretty sure there's just me with this date on NL.

Don't know wether i'm eligible to be here, cos i was responsible for the heartbreaking. And gosh, the feeling was amazing!

I've got THINGS for rock music. My name says it all.

Hate, love, what's the difference these days? They both bring tragedies.

You must be speaking some out of earth grammar i don't understand. Cos i find not just naija women, but african women just tooo respectful to be true. If only i can continentalize in another continent.

If they're good christians, they'd pray in silence and wait on God. Not open a website to hook up with millions of people in the name of christianity.

No big deal encouraging anybody these days. A guy and a lady just hangs out with each other, eat fruitcake together, drink pure water together and before you know what's happening, they're refering to themselves as boyfriend and girlfriend. No question or answer. They just fall into a relationship. Except you want to know how to go about getting the fruitcake?

What's not to get? Gosh!

Radio's Definition is the bomb. No use for plenty grammar.

Trust me, it pays to be patient. God's probably weeding out all the thorns (bad hubbies) from your path. It doesn't even matter that you're 30 now, cos all it takes for you to meet that one special person is just a day. And that day will be all you'll need, to forget that you've been waiting 30 long years.

It's a 2-way thing abeg. Don't hate.

@CHRISHENZO - You definitely need my help right now cos you seem like one who's had his heart ran over 10 times, by a truck. I can hook you up with someone who knows someone that knows a CHEAP counsellor/therapist for jaded hearts like yours. So hold your breath. @GOOGLES & AFRO.Q - My point exactly. She's got her pride to protect & just might not have asked him again. But if she had, & he couldn't refuse her, well then, that would have been his qualms. But you talk about derogatory? What makes accepting free money derogatory, when accepting free shag isn't? Cos i bet if he'd hit that before giving the money, we wouldn't be hearing this on nairaland by now (poster, no hard feelings). Plus, there isn't a single matured lady in existence, that has never 'taxed' a guy, irrespective of the varying tacts we implement. Call it the way of life. So just because it's 4k in her case now (which still isn't outrageous), doesn't beckon on everyone to start running temperatures.

Africans will remain Africans. What's ordinary 4000 that would kill a good salary earner? This is something you'd be willing to spend over beer and peppersoup with friends, so why not invest wisely? Atleast, something must make us girls, like you. Besides, whose to say she would have asked you to pay again? She must have her pride to protect as well. Just be as giving as you can be, cos you'll find out everything just might be working together for your good.

Yes, she's cheating on you. So? What are you going to do about it? I advice you leave her for more matured minds cos her grand dad may remarry tomorrow again oo!

He probably doesn't know how to handle women. Take heart. But it's great to know the only guy in the world, whose mind isn't always on the pepperoni.

You're probably giving them too much lyrics and rhymes. Some of us see or think through these to the real you - A PLAYER. Next time, simply say 'i really like you, would you go out with me?' Atleast then if she says no, you'd be ecstatic that you didn't waste your talent on her.

Must everyone open a thread?

If you're sure that you like bollywood - kaho na ho, kuch kuch hota hai, pyar impossible, na tum jano naa hum, chori chori, viva. For hollywood - A walk to remember, Twilight (part 1 only), Dying young, The break up, Lake house, At first sight.

Stifler : Hey babe the word for today is 'legs'. C'mon let's go back to my place and spread it, (and THWACK! on his face, descended the slap) -AME PIE 5 (THE NAKED MILE).

Band Bully : Are you a rookie? You look lost. Stifler : Are you an a.s.s.h.o.l.e? You have all those hairs around you and you smell like Poo! - AMERICAN PIE 4 (BAND CAMP).

Robert Pattinson can't act? You must be punking me. You should see his VERY disorganised self behind the scene. Heaven knows i love Edward Cullen more than i do Rob Pat.