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Kinda sounds untrue to me so i'll just let you off easy.

Still don't get why a lot of NLanders do this. Do we now pay taxes to tell complete stories once and for all?

Your dad is a slowpoke! He's a slowpoke! You know what a slowpoke is?! That's what your dad is! (PROBLEM CHILD 2).

Hmmn. . .think i totally understand Jammin.

The hardest thing i've done in this life was reading your post. I'd prefer to give birth to twins in every 6 months for a 100 years.

^^Yeah, but their being newbies on this forum, doesn't always mean that they aren't or weren't on others. Plus trust me, in a lot of other forums, partakers don't 'pick on newbies'. YES, a newbie can be chided for making a naive statement. But when the chiding of successive ones is done by thesame set of oldbies, then suspicions're aroused or it becomes indecently apparent, that a malevolent gang thing is going on. I've naught to gain from this anyway, incase anyone's wondering. I'm just saying.

Crazy, but i've thought of these myself. Some of these oldies are aight and talk like humans, but others. . . .It's either this inhumane group's trying to force you to say only what they wanna hear, or they're just plainly attacking you with insults for having a mind of your own. And true, they're ALWAYS all over the forum alongside their minions, spreading profanities everywhere - a key characteristic of an inhumane society.

180K ring? From a job you secured only last week? Na you sabi. Pretending this is true, you didn't tell her before running down to I.B either. So who's to say she wouldn't have called eventually, since it's evident that you adore surprises? I don't see a problem here jor.

Really it's a - 1 girl. But i suspect that it would be funnier, if soundwaves're involved.

Just because South east asians do it doesn't mean that they aren't doomed for hell. Their hell's unleashed already with all the earthquakes and tsunamis.

And you don't always have to buy the world to show that you've been somewhere. What's he supposed to buy that the U.K's particular about anyway? The London bridge? Scottish skirts? Dublin's gum or what exactly? The sooner you get rid of that reap-where-i-didn't-sow mentality of yours, the better it's gonna get for you.

Atleast i understand the meaning of the word. Fool.

Just don't understand why a lot of NLanders thrive on insults. The last i checked, a souvenir can also be something you bring back for others to see, when you've been on a vac or holiday. So what's wrong with showing or giving his pics to friends that are interested? People do this all the time. Count yourselves lucky that i'm in a really good mood right now, else i would have insulted the illiteracy outta you.

If she's a very very distant cuz, then it's aight. But if not, you had better put an end to the beginning of that incestuous madness. Before you invite your Creator's wrath upon your existence.

That's it. There's no Da Vincci code to it na. Report back sha when she eventually tells you the truth.

Naught can be better than taking a good pic of yourself at a place of interest & probably in a good-looking fur coat, whether it's cold or not. Very typical of first timers from naija. Any historic castle like castle Alnwick and Howard should be good for this.

Toooo crowded. Sorry.

Awwww we're definitely gonna miss you Coralece. I mean, you're the only one that's had up to a thousand problems brought to the table, in the space of two weeks. Just be careful outside here, o.k?

LOL. It is. True. But you lied. You're in the office starting this thread.

If it isn't a big deal, then why the hesitation? Just allow her jare.

OK i guess. But i definitely don't dig the intonation there is, in the english they speak. Plus, i really believe there's a marked number of racists over there, as opposed to places like the U.S and even England.

Babyjowo and Bac. OMGosh, i LOVE you both already. But please you've been on this long enough and it has sooo got to stop now. Both aren't your original countries anyway. I love America, so what? Obama doesn't even know a friend of my friend of my friend. And it's true that both have something good that the other doesn't, but we don't have to go to the warfront for them just because we live there. Please it's aight. *Hoping you won't diss me now*

Young M you did the BEST thing anyone can do for newbies, by laying out the questions and answers like that. That's totally wonderful of you. God bless you man.

If you wanna practice medicine, pleasssse do so in the U.S of A (especially in Florida, Illinois & Michigan). We hit it biggest down here with salaries ranging from 200,OOO-1,300,000 USD per annum. Boring U.K doesn't offer half as much.

Which one are you looking for exactly? Guys or girls?

It's true that he's declaring prowess. Cos i still can't figure out how our answers will push away his Sandra. . .if she really exists.

^^ Trust me, Coralece will need a translation for that.

A high IQ is very important, else he won't survive a minute with me. Don't dig the kind that asks why the actor kisses the actress in a movie.

You have to understand that it's not so easy cooking up new stories to talk about every minute. You do a lot of talking when you're together and so she probably takes the time off, when she's on her own. It's kinda weird anyway if she calls every 30mins to tell you that she would die for you, don't you think? I'm just saying.

All that matters is that the daughter did come in contact with sperm. If you have sensible points (that are medical) other than the chlorine story which mightn't have killed the sperm cells on time or whatever, feel free to bring it to the table. At least this isn't the first time a girl's being impregnated from boning at a pool. Or does the chlorine go on vac at these times? Ain't no point insulting anybody just because you couldn't even make it through Comprehensive.