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Hehehehe. Onchedu don't mind me jor. Was only exercising what they taught me in school, that's all. And feeling for the mother as well. Abi how many cases of immaculate conception can we embrace?

Missy sweety, you know our P.

Yeah, but where was it mentioned that she swam in the pool, 100yrs after its last use? This's something that could have happened a few minutes following its expulsion, for all we know. Or are you saying that conception can't be initiated in a pool?

How many accounts d'you have? Hehehe. Sorry i couldn't proove you wrong.

What else? The altar, a beautiful wedding dress and a compulsorily ugly chief bridesmaid. Successful relationships can't get better.

What makes her complaints silly? Y'all should consult docs or medical textbooks before you say what you don't know. An exceptional characteristic of the spermatozoa is its high motility rate. You need not even penetrate before it crawls up to the ovarian tubes, where fertilizion actually takes place. So she's right on point if she complains now. Cos a reputable hotel is supposed to keep the pool clean at all times.

Bad girl, you mean. LOL.

ssdd.

If you don't see what you like, you like what you see. You should probably adjust your sexuality to suit what's on ground now. I'm sure there are some good guys around to frolick with.

Are you cocksure about not having a white forefather somewhere in the tree? How? And why's being African so special anyway? Anyways, you are whoever you tell me you are. Satisfied? I am.

C'mon Afrobaby, don't you think a single swing of her hip can save her relationship? Hahaha.

LMAO You must be really proud of this car oo. Is it new?

@ MISSY B - Couldn't think of a name as sexy as yours to sign up with. My bad. Now i'm really gonna try to upload a pic ASAP, so that the likes of Odiaero would stop wondering too much.

Agbada. He's stubborn and quite difficult to tame sometimes.

You're sure about this? Hehehe. Pride goes before a fall. Anyways, you should probably still be 'thinking about it' for as long as you want. It works all the time. As long as he isn't asking out up to 10 girls at thesame time, to see who says yes first.

Ah James, you de vex oo.

Well, the question's for what we think of him not whether we'll jump him for his cash. Here's a good reason why this is for girls only.

Mama by Boys to Men. Sounds like a symphony for funerals.

wtf?!

Just open your mouth and let out the hurtful truth man. How else would you tell it? Introduce your wife to her or what? It's crazy that you're just realizing that she needed to hear something. How very typical of your cheating and lying species. Anyways, just do the right thing for now and try not to get charmed too easily by smiley and cute story-telling females in the future.

It's okay to be attracted. But please be from afar.

Sorry i tried, but it just isn't coming back to me. I was practically wooed out of my cradle.

Love's an illusion.

How certain are you that they're dating at all? No disrespect, but you know how guys distribute stories that aren't even true yet or might never be. Either way, just concentrate on your own girlfriend.

Hmmmn. . . NL whatta guan now? Everybody's allowed a spot to open a thread? Even marvel's vigilante - The Punisher?

Coralece put yourself in her shoes. What would you rather have your friend do? I mean, this is someone that's supposed to have your back right? So what are you doing not having hers? It's best you let her in cos whether you like it or not right now, you're an accomplice. So shake her perfect lil world a bit and get forgiveness someday or remain mute and let the truth eat you alive. I fear your friendship can't be more true by reading her 'alice in wonderland' beside a hospital bed.

The 2 dollar question.

Poster, people actually do have bigger problems you know?

(1) How would my secret admirer be secret, if i knew who he was? (2) You mean people we admire secretly, not our secret admirers. It's a wonder nobody saw anything wrong with this topic before now.

Is there like a virgin test strip or something? How's one to know who's a V and who's not? Just marry any guy you want jo. They're all promiscuous at heart.

Manageable i guess. As long as he keeps his pie hole shut at all times, and not unmesh those evil set of teeth. And maybe throw in a muffler that'll remain parmanent around his neck.

Pro01 as much as i'm supposed to be sexist right now, i'll admit you got us completely covered. Everything boils down to the one simple fact - We don't even understand ourselves. Well said.