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Snake girl

The banana is for me, if you think it is yours, enter the compound and cut it na, if dogs no bite you, abi you get keys to my compound?

For those nine weeks you ignored him, somebody else have him attention, get your pen ready to sign the divorce papers.

Have you tried it before?

Rajahbite:
Bro if you don decide to do am no use rope because e go pain you for neck. Snipper is out of the question because it causes stomach pains before killing you.
Just find one locally made pistol, load it properly,cock it and be sure it is cocked then open your mouth wide and put the nozzle/barrel in your mouth and blast away.

Believe me bro , you wouldn't feel any pain.

If the security like, he can use iPhone 15, so long say my money complete for my account no problem.

Which one be Europe for this matter?

Juicethekid:
I bet such shit can't happen in Europe

Why this?

Did they actually burn what they said they burnt? Just think...
194 billi no be beans.

That’s online business

Uncle96:
Alaye I wasn't born yesterday!! They switch phones , exchange numbers

My mind de tell me say I fit even beat this Joshua sef, na my mind de tell me ooo.

Cum inside her at your own peril

You be fine monkey, na lie ooo, you be fine boy if you get money.
Beauty is in the lens of the beholder

Really is bbnaija on?

Errand husband

StilmaVsBorn2w:
This is so embarrassing to say, I would never advise a man to be so sluggish in life. It pains my heart having to experience this several times but since he is an elderly bro that senior me very far I can't put my mouth in his family affair because of this.

I went to visit my brother yesterday, was surprised while we were seated in the parlour... the wife told her husband to go check if the woman selling provision is back.

This wasn't the first time, my brother stood up and went.. I was looking at her the whole time, she was looking at me. The anger was so deep but there is nothing I can do.

They are different instances I can give but no need for that...All I just want to say it's not good to be that calm type of guy.

This is not about being the bread winner of the house, my elder brother is doing very well for himself so is his wife.

As a man, it's just not good to be quite always or be quiet all the time.. gentlemanly. I just don't know how to say it.

Guys what do you think?

Heheheehe, never knew you were, sorry

Jalaw:
A lot of depressed and unhappy people on Nairaland.

Why are you so paranoid, what do you use to kiss or you don’t suck your partner’s tongue when kissing? You don’t have to call any man stupid for what he likes, cos they don’t call you stupid for what you enjoy

Caseless:
for stupid men that use their tongue, you can say this.

If your father was gay, you won’t be in existence or were you adopted by your gay fathers?

Jalaw:
They said ladies.
Are you a lady or gay?

The TV must show me road to make 72m

Good tonguing and pricking, if you know, you know.

I tire sef.

Christiansimon:
abeg carry your voting thing shift abeg.

Double red card,

MaryAye:
I met this guy where I normally get my fruits for biz. We got talking and exchanged contact.

He seems to be a nice guy but when I told him I had a son and narrated the circumstances behind his birth and my life, he told me he was cool with it.

Of lately, I noticed he talks ills of my son and assume it's a joke. I will try to shade it off but he repeated it again after the church service yesterday.

I'm considering giving him a chance because he's cool but his singular act of insulting and shouting at my son when he comes to my shop seem to disturb me.

Please, do you think his behaviour is a red flag or not?

Thank God he arrested her, she is now free and vindicated now, no more harassment from the man. Police don settle the case.

Yea, I have listened to them, sorry to say, I don’t feel them, the way I feel Johnny.

Sucre6:
Have u listened to these Nigerian acts I mentioned, u need to u will really change your mind

Sure, but remove the naija artistes

Sucre6:
One of the Nigerian Musician I really enjoy listening to, the list of people I want this guy to make songs with
√Ed sheran
√sam smith
√Bruno Mars
√lukas graham
√Darey art alade
√Timi dakolo
√chike
√Cobhams Asuquo

The combo go mad
This is a play list I can't get tired of .

One day, the police man go take off his uniforms abi?

Forget about your girlfriend, she’s not yours anymore she belongs to the street now, if you marry her, you won’t find peace in your home, cos, she will still be fucking that man.
For the man’s daughter, you can Bleep her, but no give her belle ooo, and don’t hurt her.

islamrules:
I have never discuss any of my personal issues on nairaland, bcuz based on my experience on this site, at the end of the day, you wont get any answer. What you get is insults and attacks.
But, this issue is burning my heart day-in-day-out.
There is this gal of mine I thought of basing my life on. I deflowered when she was 18 years (2 years ago and I am 25 now). Ever since, we have agreed to nurture our relationship to marriage level. And, we have been trying to keep it.
Last month (Bad Sunday), I caught her red handed with my neighbor who is in his 5o’s having sex with her when his family was away for church service (somebody that is as old as my father and is married with 3 children. One of his children is 18 years old as old as my gal). I came back from church early and I saw her coming out of their apartment sweating and breathing heavily and with a strange odor coming out of her body (she came to my house when I was in the church, and I was not even expecting her that day. I was shocked to see her in my house without any notice). She was shocked when we met. I quickly sensed what has happened. I called her and she panicked and started rushing to the toilet, I followed her, grasp her hands drag her to my room. And I asked her, but it was too glaring cuz her tight was wet with sperm dripping from her “blahblah”. (What annoyed me most was they didn’t use condom. Women are reckless; if she gets pregnant she will claim its mine).
She saw my eyes and confessed that the man tricked her (weeping seriously). She gave me a cock and bull story that, he sent her to buy him a soap and when she came back to deliver the soap that the man descended on her and that she was afraid to shout because of shame and trouble it will cause between me and the man, she promised not to do it again and that she will be careful with him.
Last week, I went to her house to visit her mother, she was’nt at home,I waited for her for 5 hours. I left, when I could no longer wait. On my way home, just a stone throw from her house, I saw her coming out of this man's car joking and laughing with this man (I quickly sensed they are using Hotels or somewhere hidden)
I waited for her and confronted her, she just ignored me. On getting home I saw a text message on my phone telling me "never in my life should I call her again"
I made up my mind and forget about her (It wasnt easy but I did, cuz I had no choice).

Last friday my mother called that she came visiting her, that infact she washed her cloth and did all her Job and since then she has started begging again, still pleading and begging till this time on my facebook, SMS, email.

For the 50 years old man, I have a plan for him. I have toasted her daughter and she has agreed (We were both interested in each other before. In fact she expected me to make the move, but I didnt bcuz we are leaving in the same building, I feel its improper). But now, I will "f*****ck" hell out of her and impregnate her.
If she claims its mine I will reject it but I will admit having sex with her, so that that useless man can feel it too.
But, regarding my gal, I am confused, do I take her back? She is just disgusting to me now…

See him small yansh, fool

If gehs de the area

Na the queen born her?

Shocki sister