₦airaland Forum

Man U teach Chelsea how to win games. Best football club on the globe.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Abeg shift make I join you siddon. Where's Dr Aify? [/color]

She must be battling high blood pressure. What Chelshit has caused ehh.

olatade:
I'm oozing with confidence here nd I know for sure chelsea are capable of a come back nd winning so relax nd enjoy the show brother...its half time now

How market na Mr confidence?

wristbangle:
My prediction is on point

Everton 3 - 1 chelsea

Ronald 4lif. U see say I talk am?

Meanwhile I just win 20k from nairabet. #dancing shoki#

You talk am o. Chelsea is a goner.

Congrats on your winnings.

olatade:
I give matic's goal "goal of the week"

This Chelsea fans and their mouth ehh. This is just the first match of the week and you've already approved a goal of the week. I hope you'll be around when the game ends 4-1 to give the player of the week as well. Yeye!

Mbilla:
Ur very s.t.u.p.i.d for saying dat. Other Africans countries are supporting there own even whn they are not doing well. Urs especially Yorubas are to pull down who ever is not from their tribe

Shhh. This has got nothing to do with tribalism nor patriotism. Should we hail and support Mikel even as he's flopping? No no I vehemently refuse to back an overrated and arrogant player who can't get his act right on the pitch. And before you come with the tribalism gurgling I'm Igbo, in fact same state as Mikel and I'm not hating.

If Chelsea makes it among the top 10 in the league this season I'll trek from Abuja to Lagos. This is no football. I'll put my money on Enyimba if they're to play against this Chelsea team.

wristbangle:
Baby,

It will end like this

Everton 3 - 1 Chelsea

Bros, you're too kind to dash dem 1 sef. Should be 3 nil.

tosyne2much:
Bro, it happened like a magic


How have u been ?

I dey bruv. But why do they always come for you. Men should hustle and stop stealing phones nau. Dem no go even sell am better price and patapata dem use the proceed drink beer or fvck woman. Haba!

Evathyst:
19- If he plays online sport bet like 1960,Naijabet, etc. Look no further, he'd make an irresponsible husband.
20- If at the age of 30 he still plays video games like 12yr old kids. Taaa! That one wouldn't make a good husband.
21- If he's an ardent fan of Chelsea fc. Forget it, you've an agbero for a boyfriend.

The list is just endless, but most of them revolves around football stuff.

Hahaha even though you sound stúpid gotta agree with the bolded.

Cc: Wristbangle, airbornelacer, malonephill, kolade354.

I don't see the problem telling a lady I'm in a committed relationship with how much I earn. She's not gonna coerce me to part ways with sum if I don't want to, is she

AgapeCharis:

[color=#27408B]You know the koko. Igbo people no get the monopoly of loving and making money. [/color]

Everybody don get sense for money. I be mumu no be how to strategise and make dough.

But no be say you talk am sha. Fixed salary jobs doesn't make sense in today's contemporary world. Self-employment is smarter and way better not just in income earning but on the flexibility and freedom it provides. Work on your own schedule, no unnecessary pressure to meet target and no excuses. Its the way to go for anyone who have got the will to start up something no matter the capacity of their finances.

joseph1832:
Like hell you would, believe me there are more sexy nurses than her, ladies who don't show off their assets. Besides, she might be a lousy lay.

You're more sexy than her dear.

Quite so. There are sexier nurses but she would most likely fall among the sexiest if grouped.

I once visited a friend in a hospital and this mixed race doctor came to examine him and you needed to see how charming she was. God, never seen a bud like that. I was jealous of my guy and felt like I should be the one on his sick bed.

AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Dang! Right on spot. I felt like I was reading from someone that had access to see my thoughts.

I once heard a friend talking with someone one day when she made mention of a restaurant she used to work with around Ikeja. She was working with the chocolate and ice cream section and she said they (chocolate and ice cream section) make up to 5 million naira daily. Of course, that's just one of the many outlets they have in Lagos.

Someone once said; work hard at your job and you'll earn a living. Work hard on yourself and earn yourself a fortune.

I can't get paid just 12 times in 365 days! Mba [/color]

Your last line though. Edo man with Igbo sense. You too get money brain. Tufia.

Dang! Look at that bud. Times like this I wish I were a New Yorker. Would just ring in the ambulance service and insist they take me to her ward and under the care of nurse Palmers.

EggovinMma:
Lol.Even LUCIFER will dethrone himself from hell if i say I am
Virginity kor! Will trade that shiite anytime for 2 cans of Cold beer!

Lol trade it for 2 cans of beer. If mesef become a virgin today I'd lose it same day. Who virginity help

martineverest:
Correct man...baba, u 2 much

My guy I taya o. Why I go bother myself to ask a girl if she be virgin when mesef don break since. He who comes to equity must do so with clean hands.

If I found virginity necessary and a must keep, I should have preserve mine but since I couldn't it would be hypocritical of me to judge or seek for a virgin girl.

That one no be my concine, after all no be virginity I wan chop, na the main ishh.

This article is deep and deserve to make front page on all national dailies and let the debate begin. I have always opined that a nation full of hypocrisy is doomed and won't make progress.

Jonathan was corrupt and looted our common patrimony massively, granted, but he's not the only corrupt politician in Nigeria and any fight against corruption must not only be seen as all encompassing, it must be fair.

It is note worthy to point out that the self-styled saint Tinubu, Fashola, Amaechi ati Turaki of Adamawa Atiku are product of corruption as non of them can honestly beat their chest and lay claim they have never lay hands on public funds. These are individuals who are millionaire in dollars and has only hold public office through out their lifetime. It's pertinent that they give account of their stewardship to the expropriated Nigerian masses who have suffered for too long by our heartless leaders and their proteges.

Buhari might mean well for Nigeria but if he want to be taken serious and seen as incorrupt he must not engage in selective justice but prosecute everyone whose wealth is questionable. Favouritism and nepotism are an offshoot of corruption and must be shun if we as a nation, clamouring for change, want to make progress.

Undiluted piece of baloney.

I chop madness? Impossicant!

EggovinMma:
It's only a mumu guy that will ask me if I'm a virgin!

As for the age thingy, it's ni biggie.

By the way, why lie about these two flimsy thing?

*adjust tie and walks in mumustically on the rostrum*

Mkpuru nma are you a hmmm...

*drops mic*

Asking her age maybe but I don't see the point of asking a woman her virginity status. It's a private issue and not my business really. Why should I bother when I'm not one myself.

wristbangle:
She stole the space but only to say BRB. Yes we will charge her for trespassing

Meanwhile tosyne2much may not be online for a while now.

A Thief stylishly stole his phone and power bank.

Quite painful.

Damn. Not again. This is the second time in less than 6months this is happening. Sad.

wristbangle:
Well analysed bro. The thing is if one consumes alcohol or smokes moderately, there is tendency such habit will become addictive as it may stare up that ugly attitude in him hence resort into derogatory acts on his love ones most especially his love partner.

True that tobacco consumption can influence one's behaviour and attitude but a compulsive indulger can still be responsible, collected and calm. Bro, I hope you're aware there are top professionals like doctors, lawyers, engineers etc who indulges to enhance their capacity and efficiency before undertaking uphill task of the day. And not all of them can be said to be irresponsible even in their homes.

By the way, how come tosyné2much plot was hijacked by redgém. Would you guys be instituting for litigation against her for trespassing?

That moment when you want to contribute but don't know where or how to. How do I even know if I fall into any category.

I think one can be a moderate smoker, drink and still be responsible unlike the common perception that any smoker or an alcoholic must be reckless and irresponsible.

The health risk associated with smoking alone is more dangerous than it behavioural effect on the consumer. That alone should be a huge concern to a partner who intends to walk down the aisle with a smoker.

redgem:
Lol.... Don't mind me

Should I recommend you past-time activities? Get a kettle, fill it up with water and put on the gas until it dries up. Repeat the process till you're exhausted. Thank me later.

redgem:
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Omo see derailing. You had to quote the original lengthy post just to type a lone letter. Are you bored

Every dozen years.

Sorry for your loss mate and thanks for the tips. It was a well orchestrated scheme and no one could have suspect there's a hidden plot to shortchange and steal their money with the manner it was carried out. You where lucky you were exchanging only a hundred dollar bill. Your loss would have been enormous were the transaction more.

I don't transact exchange with anyone else but only confirmed mallams and I only hand over the money after counting in the car. Apart from the very few extremist elements we have in the north, northerners are the most sincere and honest people to do monetary transaction with. I remember over paying one a £20 bill one time and he returned it after counting. Hardly you'll see any other tribe do that if not Hausa. Some could even chip in fake notes if one is not careful. Sickening!

Their dad worked hard for the money. They should enjoy.

Rapmoney:
Nice one bro...but parents should back up formal edu with relevant skills aquisition.

Yes they should but not only parents young adults should strive hard to acquire vocational skills too, whether formally educated or not. Some parents just gnash their teeth and send their wards to school even if they know he/she has not got the brains and could perform well in a skill work just because their neighbours kids are in school. Some might misconstrue their actions for being poor and not able to sponsor their kids to school so they want to prove a point.

You see, even if one intends to travel abroad they would have it much easier if they know a craft work. Our university degrees won't help at the initial stages until one might have attain a second degree through their edu system. When you know a work like hair shaving, you can travel today and get employed next day while your degree won't be of any help. Some craft workers are higher earners than graduate jobs too.

Not dismissing the importance of a formal education but handiworks are also helpful. Acquiring both won't hurt, especially when they're no jobs.

Very aptly written. Not everyone is meant to attend a university and acquire a degree. It's true that education is very vital to the development and shaping of one's life but not everyone is meant to have one.

Like you rightly said while growing up there are some exhibitions kids display that could be intermediate to their natural inclinations and if properly harnessed from childhood they could become successful and well recognised in life. You see a little boy always gathering woods to construct chairs, tables etc and advised him to study medicine and other science related courses when he could learn furniture or if he must acquire a formal education he can settle for fine art, architecture and related fields.

Young adults should be encouraged to take up apprenticeship and learning vocational skills even as they're still advised to gain formal education. It's near impossible to find a vocational worker not able to fend for himself while some university graduates don't have any means of livelihood.

A person can acquire both if they have the zeal. Some unemployed graduates who have been out of the labour industry for long can delve into learning a handiwork since jobs aren't forthcoming. We have very few new industries spawning up so staying idle hoping for a white collar job could backfire at the long haul if care is not taken.

I think we Nigerians takes so much pride in parading ourselves as graduates even if we have nothing to show for it. And those without formal education are constantly being stigmatised. We believe that once we tell someone we're an economist, lawyer, microbiologist or engineer we should be accorded respect even if we don't have 1k to our names. Which is utter baloney.

Some choice ladies too might not look your way if you're a middle class without a university degree, so everyone want to enter uni by force or fire. Not always our parents fault.