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The both couple can opt for a fertility test. I think that's much better.

icedbeatz:
one yard husband material? Hahahahahahahahaha the girl is not near a quarter of wife material, so the ability not to absorb shitt is now considered incompetency by your perception? WTF you are daft and unreasonable and I'm unapologetic about it. if a girl acts like a bitchh let the partner treat her in the same way unless it's his fault which most times is rare. You should go and learn how to talk to a man because if you're like this rude online wonder how you are going to be in person, maybe you weren't given proper home training. If you want to be treated like a queen then act like a queen, don't ever act like a whoree, bitchh , tout, wrestler and expect to be treated like a sweet lady. How the hell do most of these females think they have the birth right to display and throw bullshitt around while the guy's job is to take it abi absorb it and still smile and do their wish? how? somebody please.... @ ronald4 lif you fit yan me?

It's ludicrous and stuporous for a lady to behave rudely and aggressively to expect respect, civility or think they even deserve one. Any woman who crosses her line to act like an insane fellow and in uncouth manner should be treated harshly and rightly so. It's buffoonery for aggressive women not to expect a hostile approach from a man if they, as a lady, throw courteousness to the wind and behave b1tchy.

I'd treat everyone same way they treat me, male or female alike. No gallantry gesture or gender debility consideration as such women don't deserve any.

Truckpusher:
The only language an aggressive woman would listen to clearly is an outright show of the tendency to hand out violence, throwing everything to the dogs in a blink of an eye.

Naso. Normally, one got to first establish the reason why the person is aggressive and explore ways on how to make them embrace calmness and concerted reasoning when addressing issues or making their point. But if it fails then there would be no other choice than to return it hot to such women.

The downside of cordial approach to correct an aggressive woman is that she might misconstrue the guy to be a weakling so one has to be careful when adopting friendly approach. While women need to be pampered and protected they don't won't appreciate a man who can't stand up to them and treat their fvck up when they misbehave. I wonder how a man who can't treat his woman fvck up can withstand and challenge outsiders. Abeg na to manhandle her ass jare.

Your write up is sketchy but if you mean sex where money or material gifts exchange hands before it materialised then it's no different from prostitution.

Prostitution isn't only practised in brothels or high ways. Any money for hand back for ground sex na prostitution. Some of the boyfriend-girlfriend relationship we have today is prostitution - if it's influenced by money and gifts.

Never encountered an aggressive woman but I sure would treat her like I would an aggressive male. No time for gallantry and gentlemanliness towards a belligerent woman.

Have you finally 'tapped' the 'current'? That's my only concern in your case.

You can keep deceiving yourself sha o.

YourMain:
Truth! I'm really sexual anyways. Talk about sex all the time. I think that idea is evolving though. Slowly but surely.

Isn't there a lot of friction then no ? If you're both trimmed. So, men would go down ( eating like groceries ) if there's trimmed hair there ? Aren't yous worried it'll go into your mouth ? And how do men shave? Specifically the balls aren't you'd like worried you'll cut it.

Hmm yeah. I thought it depended more on the vejayjay tightness and wetness and all that good stuff

Well, yes not all men but I personally would. Though some loose hairs might find it way into one's mouth and subsequently stomach but I guess guys still just have to eat the quim and ensure their women feel contented. Likewise for ladies too. I think most people who performs bj mostly do so to optimise pleasure for their partner not for the initiator gratification.

Bj is one of the most sweetening act of sex and some just do it and don't really care about swallowing hairs or any other harmful effect that may arise. Guess the feeling and satisfaction one derives when hearing their lover moans when eating them out is too heavenly and more important than anything else.

Hmm shaving of balls...that should be a discourse behind the walls.

YourMain:
Lol I swear. I'm actually terrified of nairalanders, before they start abusing me calling me olosho. I'm only a small gehl.

I don't see the problem with banging. Cam you fellas feel it? Does it have to be totally bald so are yous okay with a stubble?

Lol that's actually so funny. So milk spillage also happens faster if he doesn't enjoy it ?

Yea I know right. Ours is a society where a lady shouldn't partake in a sexual convo or risk being cheapened and labelled demeaning names. Guys can talk but no for the female. Crazy.

When fully 'armed' one would hardly feel it hirsuteness but when drilling unguarded its normal to feel the hairs skimming the 'jt'. Completely bald is the worse turn off for most people, even ladies prefer their men to be a bit hairy. You don't want to feel like you're shagging a toddler lol. It should be trimmed but not completely, some hairs should be left at the upper region just above the clit. Very appealing that way I must confess.

You see, this is like eating a meal that doesn't look good or it aroma isn't inviting. One might still eat it because they're famished not because the food is desirous. But they eat it all the same but as soon as they can cope they leave out the remaining food in search for something better. Sexual prowess and it eventual functions is most of the time a thing of the mind and the more appealing the opposite sex appears to be, the more the attraction and abilities to sustain the exercise.

Deejavuu:

Wetin dey worry madam ehh.

darkenedrebel:
that doesn't work for everyone.... to people like me it's a huge turn-off

I see. There are always exceptional cases though.

YourMain:
Oh I meant go down as in eat it like groceries . I really don't know a guy that wouldn't hit it even if it was a jungle. But I know they wouldn't eat it... (not speaking from personal experience. )

Why would the milk spillage occur faster if its a forest ? Out of curiosity...

Oh that. Who would want to wash such plates in a tousled state. They can only go down the conventional method because some raging hormones usually takes time to regulate. So they just have to roll in the hay regardless.

It wouldn't occur faster for everyone, but for most guys though. Due to it unappealing nature before they even roll in. The goal will be to just spill it out. Some guys have fetish for hairy quim, so they wouldn't nettle.

Mrsbreezy making a disavowal before some mischievous element assume she's spoilt.

Truckpusher:
Yeah, you're right.

Most of these ladies are just too selfish.

See us wahala. Make them dey deceive themselves sha. So because I love a woman and another booty makes herself readily available, lap dances, rubbing her oranges and whining her booty like a belly dancer in a closet and I shouldn't explore that 'place'. Say what?

YourMain:
Guys don't go down unless you mow that lawn...

Not quite so. Only if the bloke knew it was pileous prior to for*play would a guy not get down low in such state. Once in the heat of action and with John Thomas in a 'devouring' mode nothing will cease it from accomplishing it 'mission', even if it's forest-like. The downside is that the milk spillage might occur faster, leaving the woman unsatisfied.

Lol that picture though. Why is that dude posing like that. Like someone who want to open their bowels.

I can love a woman and still bang another available one. Not like having a relationship or a side chick affair but just to screw and move on. I think they call it a fling and if that's classify as cheating...oh well then.

mznuez:
I don't just like this phyno of a guy

Who your likeness help?

This is not Lagos. It's Enugu in Abakpa Nike market. I know this traffic guy. He has been operating and controlling traffic in that market for more than 5years. I like the manner in which he performs his job. Kudos to him.

SeverusSnape:
This is one of the numerous reasons I'm scared of getting married. Most women these days are wh0res.

I always advice guys to do a thorough background check before tying the knot with any woman, because women of nowadays are not like our chaste mothers who all married our fathers as virgins.

Anyways, No time to waste time. As for me, It's a virgin or nothing. I won't settle for less. I'm not saying virgins can't cheat, but they are less likely to do so.

...And for your information, I'm a Virgin. Before you start asking...

#PersonalOpinion

While I agree with your opinion on making background checks before marrying someone but I wonder why you didn't fault the randy lecturer as well. It's possible that he's also married and if that is the case then it's safe to say not only married women cheats but married men too. It's lopsided, parochial and hypocritical for us to always chastise cheating women without the men. It takes two to cheat. Just saying.

Number 4 is for me. I can't continue schlepping under a harsh weather and in an exhaustive state only to be lucky enough to pick up money and continue to trek. Unless if my destination is proximal.

I personally don't find number 5 as an act of stinginess, that's if by giving #50naira to God you mean a pastor or priest. I can earn 10million naira monthly and won't give even 1kobo to any man of God. I'd rather donate to good causes and charity organisation than give my money to a fraud who goes by the man of God designate.

xynerise:
Those saying you will call her and sit her down before saying your venoms might have said that out of watching too much Telemundos. You think everybody is emotionally strong to hear such bad news directly?

Lol! The effect of watching too much soaps. I wonder how many of them can actually meet their partner in person for the purpose of breaking up with them. Like "baby please let's move on, I can't do this anymore". Iyama!

So they'd have to invite their partner on a date or over to their private residence only to break up with them, after such persons would be anticipating another lovey dovey moment. I hope they don't risk it in their partners home else someone may come out injured or acidified lol.

Nowadays how many people even break up with their partner. No one cares even to text their loved one of a break up. You just withdraw from all those cordial gestures and caring activities you normally do, cease being receptive and the person would figure they're no longer interested in the affair and move on.

I'm sure no one would want to witness their one-time partner emotionally mewl before them so I'd advise they break up through messaging. The effect would be same irrespective of the channel employed.

Society and media dictates and subliminally controls what a sexy woman is made of and big boobs and butts have been the emphasis of this campaign of women radiating sexuality. We have been made to believe that these body features are the most fascinating parts of a woman's body.

I do understand the boobs effect on men's sexual desire because they're covered up most of the time, and guys want to see what's underneath the bras coz often the only time women show their boobs is during sex/romance. And boobs is an essential tool in the build up to sex and romance. But for butt I don't know it functions before and during sex and it overall use to be honest. Just the media hype and nothing special about it.

Some guys just join the bandwagon effect by their friends and society to extol women with big boobs and butts, not necessarily because they find it more appealing. I for one don't find butt appealing, perhaps a bit more plumpy boobs but not too big. A woman's upper thigh is the most appealing and die-for body feature to me.

Do I have to strain my eyes just to read that

Good luck to those who have such patience.

He shouldn't give her any money and forget about the leech of a girl. They haven't started and she's already demanding and soliciting for money. For how long would he keep giving her money should she submit to his advances?

I don't know what gives some ladies the sense of entitlement to a guy's resources because they're into them. Forget her biko, let her move on to her next moneybag victim.

MizMyColi:
I hope for posterity's sake that the snapper of both cats and onlookers took the injured cat to a vetenarian?

If not, then I'm sorry to say that the Cat who rescued its own has more compassion and humanity than all of you combined.

If yes, congratulations!

I don't think the footages were captured by a photographer. It was on CCTV and normally when incident like this occur they'd trace down the assailant on same close-circuit video channel via their car number and if found the accident was an act of reckless driving and could have been obviated such person's risk a jail term.

Awww. I love this. What a kind hearted cat.

She want to fvck him means she want to fvck him. What's the fuss in wanting to fvck someone a person likes without emotional attachment? Not every coitús should be a denouement of a relationship. Some people just want to have fun.

You feel astound because she's a lady and I'm certain you wouldn't have felt this way if the initiator was a male.

Constructive criticism is necessary sometimes to correct some wrong impression and misdemeanor of some women, which should be seen as nothing but a positive gesture and a step to encourage them for a change. It's not a hate campaign and shouldn't be misconstrue for loathing of women.

I'll dish out as much criticism as I'm willing to take when it comes to members of my sex. The only difference however is that a lot of guys here don't ever want to be corrected and feel some false exaggerated sense of entitlement and importance and think we don't have our own blemishes. Which is false as we equally have our own share of negative attitude.

Some guys do share their contact details for just networking and not necessarily to hook up and while some are for a hook up and possibly build up a date, which isn't bad. Whichever way, men and women can't do without each other so it's better everyone tone down their criticism a bit and keep it as civil as possible. No need to always criticise when we all have our own dirt and can't swallow the pills of criticism in good faith when dished to us.

Except for inconsistent arsenal is safe to say the the EPL is heading to the city of Manchester this season. The London noise makers is out of the contest of the title and might end up in relegation with their present side. I'll confidently bet for warri wolves to win if they're to play Chelsea.

Where are Chelshit supporters? I know they were hoping Man United lose so they can retaliate the mockery we gave them earlier today. Wetin arsenal go do them next week ehh. If Mourinho don't get axed this month I'll trek from Daura to Otuoke.