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Smartguy001:
99.1 % depend on us like we r der fathers....

You don't mean it.

mayonnaise:
[color=#000000]They should ban you again for this nonsense[/color]

put a ring on her finger then you know she's your wife

I agree.

The woman originated from a man's rib is a religious claim that has no evidence whatsoever. There is no proof that any man named Adam or Eve ever existed. And her claim that men came from a woman's vagina is more veritable so she has a point.

No sex no relationship. Ende.

luciouscookie:
Happy ending

Hmmm. Oma kedu? Been a while.

Depending on my mode and where I'm heading to I do the last one the pic but don't raise up my shirts though. And who cares if a lady doesn't like it?

It somewhat snowballs my confidence and spirits and that's what matters to me. To feel good about myself and attire.

Modified: Caveat - Please all the sagging is immature crew shouldn't quote me.

So the man has been eating food poisoning for more than 7years and never died? Story. Abeg I need some of those poisonous food.

This was lifted from Vanguard and expect Nairaland members to advice someone who prolly won't read the comments nor might not even know this forum exist.

What's the point of lifting stories and bring it here and as if that's not enough hoping it hits front page

Diddyydiva:
Cover your nose

Lol. I have my rhinal covered with a mask already. So, let the lies keeps coming I'm well protected.

Smelling lies all over this thread.

overdrive:
It's fake, just go to their office and obtain d real one ur picture will be captured there
Ur guy chop ur money clean mouth

Story. It's fake and road safety officers couldn't detect it? Another story. I never reimbursed the said friend money for the license, he did it voluntarily.

Hell no. I can't coz I'm going to feel very tensed and uncomfortable interacting with my female colleagues. How do I peck a female colleague in her presence or how do I cope if a male co-worker gives her a peck.

If it's my present work place where some go as far as pecking opposite sex on the lips how do I deal with that sh1t if someone gives her a lips peck? It's going to cause me a lot of anxiety and would sure affect my productivity. So I say no.

Slimzjoe:
Would have Invited you but I don't Share

Ignoring Hard die but I'll Surely Try to.
She's even making me Loose Sleep Cos I've been trying to Figure out where Exactly I went Wrong.

Lol. You must be kidding me. Are you really serious by saying you're trying to figure where you went wrong lol? You terminated a relationship with someone you must have shared momentous and sweet memories with thus leading to a heartbreak and said you don't know where you went wrong? I just dey look you with one eye sha.

spencekat:
That is a fake one.The real one involves capturing your face,driving test etc

Oh yea? A friend got me a license last year in absentia and he never went through any driving test but used my photograph. And I never had a problem with any road safety officer or police when I showed it to them upon request. He might have paid more than the official fee though and I can tell you it's genuine.

Is it not same license that I can procure one in absentia? A license I can obtain without proving I can drive and partake in any driving test whatsoever? Lol.

Won't be surprised if the one year old boyfriend hasn't seen her panties o but here she's engaging in a nookie with an estranged ex who doesn't have her time.

Na so them go dey tell sheeple men no sex o but be screwing ex here and there.

A case of brother and sister in Christ romance gone sour. When una been dey do lovey-lovey at the backyard of the choir hall una no tell us o. Na now wey una don enjoy finish una dey involve us.

Let her have her day by making the snide remarks. Ignore her as much as you can and don't behave as if her hate remarks get to you. She's still very hurt and needs time to heal. When she's found closure she'll stop with her hate.

Choi. See pillow case o. With my head resting on pillow case like that every night I can tell and boast that I'd go to bed every night forgetting my worries.

agarawu23:
no mind all this lie lie ppl just to make FP. Visa my foot

Yea, it's a fabricated story and the OP thought his audience are benighted and unenlightened that he can just script a story to suit his personal motives. No such thing happened.

ourchoice:
The guy didn't return with enough money and car. Maybe he came back empty handed; no car, no nothing to show for his Italian stay beside his Italian jeans

Nigerian ladies are even marrying guys living in war torn Syria, Ukraine, Central African Republic (CAR), etc where they have no hope of traveling to meet their hubby...talk more of a guy that came back from Italy.

That guy returned from Italy broke and hungry-looking jareh

Lol. Wicked analysis of his situation. But no matter how broke he is he can still package himself, play some I wanna-gonna game and claim his containers of cars are on its way to Apapa wharf.

Not all village girls are that exposed to decrypt such lies and before you know it babe don carry belle. Na them go come beg him to marry her then.

Concocted and spiced up story. Who presents a visa to someone they haven't married? Are they embassy that issue entry visas?

Nothing spectacular from his prophecy, same old recycle twaddle. It's all common sense that the APC like every other ruling party, will face some power grabble and conflicts which could lead to some big wigs quiting the party and porting to another.

It's also no rocket science that there would be mass sacking of employees from small and big corporations like the NNPC and banks are likely to be the most affected in view of the biting economy in Nigeria.

So, nothing new here except for a conman trying to attract more gullible followers to his church. Fake ass.

skywalker240:
It is better u speak 4 urself

Did I speak on your behalf before?

AfroKnight:
My brother, temptation comes to all men. I believe I wouldn't leave my old girl for a young pretty one. I love to reward loyalty in people.

I'd be tempted o, but I'd rather pick a beautiful woman over a pretty girl.

I got the point but here's what I truly meant. Granted you'd stick to your long-term relationship and reward your woman's loyalty.

But since this act of loyalty won't stop you from admiring the younger prettier ones and you also admitted you may be tempted do you think you can consistently overwhelm this serial temptation from other women through out your lifetime? And would you having a one off fling with one of them deter you from showing her love and affection or keep rewarding her loyalty? How truly possible do you think it is for a man to stay glued with one woman forever?

Just asking coz I always find your comments interesting and refreshing and think you'd do justice to this one as usual.

YourMain:
You're just playing right ?

No, not playing this time. Free men na, ehh miss. Why the attempt to curtail our God given amatory relations freedom?

It's unnatural and impossible for me not to look the way of other women just coz I'm in a relationship or even married.

I have eyes that can't just stay detached from other women apart from the one I'm seeing and in any event they become readily 'available' then it's up to my hormones to act or not but I'm inclined to think it will betray me more of the time.

I also do think a man can love their girlfriend/wife and still have a fling with another lady. All these if a man truly loves you he won't cheat on you isn't true.

AfroKnight:
Ladies, be proactive. If you like a guy walk up to him and say hi. Don't make him chase you for 7 years before you say yes.

Our elders say: "Take the BULL by the horn". Ever wondered why they didn't say "cow" which is female?

Young Ladies, I have female friends who are now looking for husband. And guys like me are so inundated with younger prettier ladies that we can't see them. Back in the day, they played hard (even hardest) to get.

Toast that man today. He may be the one to put a ring on it later on.

True o. All those babes misbehaving and doing shakara back in the days are now looking the way of the guys they felt were below their strata now. Prolly coz they are realising that age is catching up on them.

But concerning the younger prettier ladies who are now our preferred choice, do you think even if those ladies who were playing hard to get didn't act so and succumb to our advances then that it would have deter us from looking at the younger prettier ones of today?

dechandel:
Hahaha
He is not even into any business to start with
You nko? How many containers you don export down to Naija? How many still dey for air/road?
Answer me osiso
But na true, ndi Igbo don't joke with ego
And you are right about their stunning wives..
Containers be attracting eye candies..

Not into any business ehen? He must be a working class/employee then.

Odi ka ima na containers ntu ko down to Naija bu back to back. From 20feets to 40fts stocked to the brim bu cha hits to hits. Mana owuite ka na bia nwanna still. Chai, ije uwa m ehh, adighi akocha ya ako.

Who education without money help in attracting beautiful women? Na today wey containers boys begin dey marry the most beautiful babes for Naija ni. Make them enter Onitsha or Aba ngwa see the countless 4 storey buildings wey the so called "illiterate" guys dey use vex erect everywhere, and see their beautiful wives - tall, fair, pointing noses and voluptuous ukwu. Ife ana ko bu tuu.

dechandel:
LOL
Why did you have to use the name "Chima" sef??
My own Chima isn't into containers o

Lol. Nneoma, amaghim na afa oga gi bu Chima o, o just puo m no onu like that. Biko gbahalu m.

But even if your Chima no dey into containers I'm sure he's into exporting cars and other stuff to Naija and resell. So whether na containers o, cars or electronics all na import/export. Ndi Igbo ejiro business eti play.

oluafam:
Thank God ooo. Atlast a
breath of fresh air and away from all these women do this, women do that to keep ur husband. If any man treats his wife this way, she will completely submit to him.

We know u are the man and we are not fighting for equality with you.

Hehe @ bold, did you consult the feminists crew before arriving at that decision ? I just dey pass sha.

Old recycled twaddle . As if women don't cheat too.