₦airaland Forum

iAmCharis:
£10,000,000 = #2,833,102,020 (2.833 billion naira).

Bro, that money will give me an attention every other night.

Choi. See this man with hin Igbo brains don already convert am to naira. But you talk true o, if I hear say my condo no gree stand after that kind money ehh. Na to flog am join until e erect o.

Deejavuu:
At the emboldened ME!

Forget every other yarns money makes us forget some ish, when we balling

Lol. Money is good o. Make man forget that thing, after all side chicks plenty for town and with such a gargantuan sum they would suffocate the guy with their 'wares' sef.

falconey:
I did think that mehn. That money in this country I can contest for governor or own a village.

Lol. That's right but how do you get aroused at her uncladness is the issue. You would have to shag her and that's my worries as arousal might not work. Except if we're to use séx toys on her.

Deejavuu:
Sarcasm

Well, in truth I might be tempted to take a leap if such inducement is baited but I'd want to think I would live a life full of misery and twinge which could result to an untimely death. So, who enjoys the money and of what benefits will it be if I don't enjoy the money?

falconey:
£10million, that is fvcking huge.

I can manage her, she will always wear gown and during sex light off.

Yes, the money is massive but money can't replace happiness and a good sex in a man's life.

With someone like that I won't get aroused even in an unlit room. And one would need to have a hard-on before sex right? I'll just die of dysphoria bruv and won't live to enjoy the money.

With such carnose and a sasquatch body mass like that, I won't date her for a £10million gran.

I would have adviced she hits the gym but that would be an exercise in vainness. She should buy clay and mould his spec of a man as her search is a waste.

Lol. They hate rejection but loves to ditch it out. Don't bother about it bruv and if I were you I'd have deleted/block her from my contacts.

Serves him right. Why send explicit pics to a random girl? Fool.

What led to the question? Was there a conversation relating to you saying you intend wooing her or some other lady and she was indirectly inferring that she is above your league? If yes, then I'm afraid to say but you're indeed a fool. Sorry.

But if not, perhaps she intends to get you a shoe as val's gift?

Only senseless and gutless wives will attack a side chick when the real monster lives with them. Go for the randy man if you've got guts.

Smash the kpekus, collect the phone and retail it online. Then buy another one. Problem solved.

Yes, women love nice guys but that doesn't mean they want a sissy who's ready to accede to all their demands without rejection and disagreements here and there. You don't have to be too nice, not too mean either. Just a balance of both should suffice. Overly nice guys are boring, predictable and can't ignite the necessary spark needed for fun-filled relationship.

vicstar:
as for me I prefer light-skinned gurls dan dark-skinned, is something I observed abt myself while growing up, maybe is because of d 2much foreign movies I watch anytime I see a pretty "skinny" light-skinned girl I get d "chills" and d arousal to make an impression before her














My humble opinion ooh

Yea, that's what the West and their western media surrogates have conditioned us to. They have efficiently succeeded in holding the black man captive and would do anything to portray anything made of black as inferior whilst theirs is the ultimate. They falsely assume light skin is better but that's not true and we shouldn't let them control our psyche.

Dark skinned females it is. Unless the so called light skin female was born that way and with her childhood pictures confirming so. Not all these girls who have bleached their futures away.

First it was Wizkid, and now 2baba. What does this clown smokes?

Cutehector:
Ronald4 lif's comment is the most sincere one in here

My brother, onwe ka odi na nwoke ka na eri nani ofe egusi mbosi obula. Ona bu erie nu ofe egusi eri kwanu ofe ogbono, onwe di nu ka ana eme.

peeparty:
Hmmmm ma broda na so one go spend weekend with we are just friends thingy.ama like wtf.

You don't mean it. A "whole" weekend getaway for 'ordinary' we're just friends?

Same size as your dissipated encephalon. Imbecilic id1ot.

I must commend the OP for this perspicacious and luminous piece. Like one of the posters has already said the advent of chatting apps has further encourage and feed this culture of falsely assuming that one is in love with another when in fact they are being tranced and wallowing in outright reverie. Human's are emotive creatures and a constant exchange of correspondence with an unrelated opposite sex can evoke a natural likeness towards this person which can be mistaken for love.

This are usually terrestrial and transient feelings that can't stand the test of time. And the only mechanism to be certain they are genuine is by gauging such emotion and giving it time to be convinced it's genuine and not some lustful desire.

When we act upon this feeling without ascertaining it realness and legitimacy then realises it wasn't genuine one party, particularly ladies, begins to feel cheated and played. And start catching feelings when they should take responsibility for being uncalculating and naive towards their feelings.

firstking01:
befor the 70's, u'd stay in ur father's house till dey pay ur bride price u wnt knw cos ur kept as sacred, u dnt visit the man til everytin has been formalised,,,women dnt wear makeups and trusers in those days, infact u knw all these tins ronal, dis cyberspace myt nt be enough to butress further, and my ba3 z red

Wow. You consider wearing of trousers and putting on make-up indecent?

Let's even assume they are decent to "you" or every Nigerian how are you sure the westerners feel same way and admires it?

firstking01:
ah shou, baba ronald, ur asking this question?, are u a nigerian?...and i supposed ur igbo?...u shud even be in support of this, cos igbos dnt joke with anytin tradition and culture, ilm sure u the answer to that question...as for the numbering, each time i have inspiration to creat a thread, i just do it that time asa, or i might lose it.

I'm very cultural and don't joke with my tradition and in fact pride myself as an inveterate Igbo. However, that doesn't mean everyone or the westerners admires my heritage and consider it decent (whatever you mean by that).

I'm not saying they don't but won't swallow it either until you can establish it as fact and not just some preposterous claim to grease the Nigerian ego. So how did you come about the claim?

firstking01:
ah shou, baba ronald, ur asking this question?, are u a nigerian?...and i supposed ur igbo?

Lol. Yes, I am. But still don't know westerners admires us for our decent heritage. You may want to elucidate on what you mean by decent heritage for a start.

chocolateme:
lol.. Onye obula na eche na abum nwoke.. Ike agwulam ime Ka ha Mara na abu m nwanyi mana nsogbu adighi. Daalu.

Asiro di'm na ibu nwoke. Amam na ibu nwanyi mana amaro'm na ibu onye Igbo.

You should have numbered your work for easier discountenance and dismissal. I've a host I find wrong but don't have the time to separately highlight and address them.

And one of such is the unfounded claim that westerners admires us for our "decent" heritage. Any evidence to cement that claim?

chocolateme:
ihe idere na status gi nwere ezigbo nghota. Udo diri gi.

Ehen kwa, ya ibu nwa banyi sef. Amahi kwam o. Udo diri kwa gi ada oma. Daalu rinne.

Id1ot.

dollyjoy:
lolllllllll.i love your sincerety.it actually very rare to stick to one woman,we women know this,though we wish it not true lollll

I don't want to make a colligated claim but I think for most men who declare they can't cheat they haven't really had the most decorous opportunity to latch on. They are either living in denial or just assume they can't until the perfect moment surfaces.

It's not just a man thing though, both genders shares similar animalistic behaviour. A lot of women too fantasises about having sex with a non partner. But they attach intense emotion on sex unlike men who just indulges for the fun and move on. That's why it seems like men cheat more.