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Officialgarri:
Mod please don't push this to FP. Don't embarrass we Nigerians. I'm pleading

Total disgrace

falcon01:
2 fufu coming through

Them must add soup for am

Dreyton36:
one day me I enter lag make I find marketer whey go feel my track.
I got so disappointed for Alaba so
I vex discharge find my way to iyaba
Wetin remain with me nah thirty box
so I say make I treck small then enter bus

enough hunger hold me that day so I they
wait make I reach my sister house near ogbalede .
As I dey wakadey go some boys block me
before OK know what's up them Don corner me
Ahhhh Wetin I do why Unah corner Nwa aba
them say guy cool down why you dey harsh we
get bus in business deal whey go give you cash
dem carry me enter one place nnnwane I see phone so tee I crazy
demsay if I bring 200 turn dey go give me the phone worth 1milion
before I go know I go get ten million
Abi you no go like to count for million
I shout walayi my guy I dey interested
no dought this must be a very nice invest

but I no get money but my sister get
as you see me so I be my sister pet
but yesterday that my sister travel abroad
so she give me 3 hundred K for the landlord
I wanna go bring the money but I no wanna enter
bus so of Unah fit give me 1K make I enter drop

dem give me 1K ehhhh m Yb a agaria
make dem dey there wait ka Mua Laria
I Waka enter one booth lekwa Nwa Aba lega food
Tia rice imma tia beans imma tia Kanda tia ofu anu
e nwere spaghetti Yanah plaintain
mah lotah nii ga efe y'all ofeence ake

Aba Nwabaaaa Abaaa

Juliusmalema:
Avoid Pentecostal churches they will not agree. There is nothing Christ like or Christianity in all these Pentecostal churches be it winners, RCCG, Mountain of fire and the rest..

These churches has bastardized whatever is remaining of Christianity in Nigeria. They are just money making machines headquartered in South west and milking unsuspecting regions dry and channeling the money to west.

I thought they said the girl WAS a virgin and very respectful. She is a disgrace if she had slept with the said Pentecostal pastor knowing fully well he is married. I now begin to wonder what kind of book she went to read in a church when everywhere is locked down and ASUU on strike. A certain said she can only vouch for the child in her stomach because she may not be aware if the one at the back has plucked any fruit behind



The story is even beyond rape. It was a consensus act between her and the pastor only that she got pregnant at the process and refuse to abort because she loves the pastor.

The pastor now hired a killer who upon completing his assignment also tasted what the pastor always cherish before it backfired.


Virgin Uwa rest in peace.

Your conclusion is baseless Mr.

Is this confirmed news

Nawa

Pauladex:
Obaseki see your life.

I thought he had a plan

Obaseki running from pillar to post
Baba loosing to experience

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SouthWestBlood:
This can't be true because that guy is a comedian and goes by the name CALLMEWYZEE on Instagram. I guess none of the onlookers recognised him.

I realised it was a skit from his drama. The shame alone won't make a teenager speak out not to talk of a grown man

orisa37:
Yorubas also call it "JANBA TIROKO" !!! Meaning "The Giant Iants at the Roots of IROKO TREE". OR "The Witch in the Neighborhood".

Lol

Isn't that what the Yorubas call japa



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Agugbadin:
One reason why blacks are looked down at every where and we cry racism. I have never seen such in India or China.

Once you talk they'd say you are hating

SweetCunt97:
Better sell ur solar panel and don't corroborate nonsense. A woman speaks out she's a monster huh? I piss on pussy Niggahs, no mercy for pussy ass Niggahs OK.

Lols! Ok ma

Muyiwhy:
Hi
I want to set up an inverter system that would power the below for at least 8-12hours
A smart tv
2 ox fans
Wall sockets.
Electric bulbs

What would it cost?

The plan you quoted is ideal for the listed loads or you could get a back up system comprising just inverter and Battery for 184,000

Dicktion:
Naija men are now afraid of Naija ladies hence, the fear for marriage

Imagine someone unknowingly and unfortunately gets tied forever to a lady like millenniumlady or sweetcunt97
Even your village people will pray for your soul

Bro that would be really unfortunate

Sawa lele!
Society is really mad to be projecting such anomalies on itself. Next would be Tonto dikeh 5 flashy cars or hushpuppy's Gucci bracelets gifted to him by FBI

Bode2:
pls for how much? Pls try and state the price upfront...

Also, can it last for a minimum of 5 year or between 3-5 years... Thanks

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Xavi2019:
"..... everywhere pepper soup, everywhere mende mende..."?

Lmao!

So speedy and that pepper soup guy nkor


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Kaxmytex:
June 8
Total sample tested: 78,224
Confirmed new cases: 315
Sample tested on June 8: 1,704

June 9
Total sample tested: 79,948
Confirmed new cases: 663
Sample tested on june 9: not included..

To get the sample tested on june 9, we subtract the total sample tested on june 8 from that of june 9...
79,948 -78,224 = 1,724

A test of 1,704 was carried out on june 8... 315 came out positive, 1724 was carried out the following day, 663 came out as positive..

How did it happen??
Are they retesting the confirmed cases and adding them to give new cases.. I no dey understand anything again like diz

There are more questions than answers

[quote author= post=90498863]True....
This reminds us of the satire below after the announcement by PMB about the relaxation of the LOCKDOWN....

Our Darling Daddy last speech was like,
to us, was like ….… ok ok ok,
Sebi you people are tired of keeping safe at home,
Alright alright.

I release you all to go and die if you wish to die.
By 4th of May your desire to die is granted to you.
Just give me one more week to make you stay alive.
By 4th of May you are free to go out and die,
your dying can be possible between 8am to 6pm.
If you escape death within those hours then you can still enjoy my arms of love, to keep you safe between hours 8pm to 6am.

But I remain steadfast in keeping your children alive.
So schools remain shut down.

I will also be blameless before God and man,
so all churches mosques night clubs weddings birthday parties etc, remain shut down till further notice.

No beer joints or amala or isi-ewu or Barbecue or Suya spots or joints shall entertain sitting, buy ur food as take away and waka, if you like sit down and drink,
virus lives on surfaces of tables at least between 2 and 4 days,
so you can sit and eat and drink on table surfaces at joints or restaurant.

Sebi you have superpowers…Tooooorrhhhh.
I will still be merciful unto you,
So not all businesses will open.

I had thought Kano will learn from Lagos, Abuja and Ogun lockdown,
I never knew they were so dumb,
Henceforth let me save their lives they are thereby shut down for 2 weeks, they have died stupidly enough,
washing infected hands and drinking the water,
such foolery in quantum measure!

So your staying locked down is now your personal choice.
I have tried my best.
You have all the rights to continue to work from home stock your home with food drinks and toiletries and remain locked down personally.
I have removed my hands from saving you.

If you wish you can lock down your family and only you will go out and get them daily bread and know that it’s only you out there while your wife and children are safe and locked down.
It is your choice.

If you like dont take absolute care when out there.
If you like bring the virus home to your family.
It is your choice.
The people I sent to give you money food and palliative, they swallowed some of it.
I can't come and kill my self.
I have tried, a father has many children, amongst them you have the Esaus and the Jacob’s,
You have the Judas and the Peters.

It also comes to a time in the life of a father,
he tells all his children both good and bad, that this is how much I can be of help.
I have tried ,
you are of age to know what to do.

If you like choose death and go out any how,
If you like choose life and continue to stay home.
Dont think I am happy releasing you by May 4th.
You all have tied my hands ….plus those who ate and swallowed your palliative and those who have been cursing me that i locked you up because I hate you…Toooorhh you are now free to go out If you like,
Don’t wear mask always,
Don’t wash your hands every 20 minutes.
Continue to shake hands and hug people you have missed during the lockdown.
Continue to receive yeye visitors in your home especially those of you with underlined health conditions and aged parents.
Don’t take sanitizers with you when going out.
Don’t use bleach to clean surfaces.
Don’t do social distancing.
Sebi virus is virus.
During HIV and AIDS we still have many of you who damn consequences and do have sex without condoms.
So who am I to force you to use face mask?
If you choose to die by May 4th.
I release you to go and do whatever you want to yourself,
But as for me, my house hold and for all sane Nigerians, (and for all of us @[/color]), we shall choose to live.

We Rise!!


Awwww, all of us @[color=#006600] love you too!
Hugs and [/quote]Seriously dude you need critical mental evaluation. You are highly delusional. Yuck

BAZ001:
Chai this number heavy

But how did corona spread from Lagos to other states in Nigeria despite inter state ban?
Could it be that the virus was already in Nigeria before February?

With all wike actions & demolition of hotel Rivers no gree slow down.

Lmao Wike go just taya

Never reveal all your cards


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HenryDion:
I read an entire epistle and nowhere did I see a mention of "Hospital."

All you said was, you were taken to 'some places' and 'church'

The mind is very powerful, in the sense that it can play according to your fears, what you hear or see.

I want to be very honest with you, what is happening to you is not spiritual, neither is your ex trying to harm you.. Leave that poor boy out of this.

The reason you started dreaming about your ex and having sex in the dream was the moment someone hinted about your ex being the cause of your problem..

Lemme tell you my life's story, so you'll learn about the power of the mind.

I was diagnosed with HIV in 2009 in a heart to heart center and immediately, I start exhibiting all the symptoms of HIV. I got thin overnight, sores started growing in my throat, and some rashes too.

I was told to begin medication immediately.. The hospital they referred me to, for my ART drugs ran another test.

Everything came out negative. They conducted more test to confirm and everything was negative. I got confused.

I went to a more sophisticated private lab here in Abia state. Still, the test was all negative. What happened? What do I have to say about the symptoms?

What am I saying? The mind is powerful, and these churches and pastors will not help you. Instead, they will play on your emotions and heighten your fears..

Dump all of them and go to a reliable hospital. Let them run some tests and know what's really wrong with you.

Hospitals are where you should go when you're sick, not the church. I don't know if this will sink, but for your sake, I hope it does.

Demiladey361

A lot of ladies are on this table. Including my mom

chigoziri2403:
I pray covid19 treats him the way he has treated Abia state
Why didn't he receive treatment in the isolation center he built, or they are for the masses,

Okezie Ikpeazu tested positive for coronavirus after saying Covid-19 won't harm them because Abia state is the only state in Nigeria mentioned in the bible

Even in Jerusalem where Jesus Christ was born has 3,916 confirmed cases.

No standard government hospital in the whole Abia state, health worker are owed backlog of salaries
When they have headache, they run to world class facilities abroad built by reasonable leaders
Now they can't travel as usual, we are all stuck here, covid19 is a leveller
I PRAY HE RECOVERS, AND LEARNS HIS LESSON...... CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
I HOPE OTHER GOVERNORS ARE TAKING NOTES

Nothing dey dis life o

Felixamos:
*modified*

If you try to enlighten some youths, they would call you broke(even when you're clearly more financially balanced than they are).

I don't really care about these "unknown source of wealth guys" and their expensive flauntings. What I do care about is how our youths have taken them as role models and adorned them the figure of an idol in their lives.. Just go on Instagram and see how our youths pollute his page with begging messages. No wonder buhari as clueless as he's clearly proven to be, can come out and say our youths are lazy.. Some of our youths have shunned integrity and knowledge and embraced the idea of a "fairytale rich gate" they hope to stumble upon while doing nothing or should I say(phishing)..

If this is true that hushpuppi has been arrested, he should be investigated and if he's found innocent, he should be freed and allowed to go home but if not, he should pay for his crimes.. It's as simple as that..

Deep! This life is just upside down

Akhigbeblog:
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U even stroke off what you wrote as well

What an irony

Primaries are more important than main election.
Only in my country


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sunshineV:
slawormir comman oppose the motion





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