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So he told you all this things ehn

MEGA4BILLION:
Maybe they debited their brain and credit their ass. Maybe, just maybe

Jesus Christ

360clips:
Once they notice they have big smelly ass, gbam! They don turn stupid! They start to think with their smelly asses. They think every guy wants them and that they can get any guy they want or desire. It annoys me so much! Their brains are just filled up with their used tampons! Very annoying.

Funny but so true! Lols

Enoch07:
4yrs!!

Too lenient

Amya:
I've been looking to get a federal agency job in Abuja for a while now and haven't yet had any reasonable connection.

My sister inlaw ( husband's sister) a lady in her mid 40s who's divorced and a hustler type still trying to find her feet called me up one day and told me a friend of hers had a connection for Civil Defence and i should email my CV right away to her. I have never discussed jobs with her before so the call took me by surprise. I wasnt particular keen on Civil Defence and as a lawyer i had my sights much higher on parastatal or agency jobs. She might have sensed my reluctance on the phone and she went on to say

"I'm just doing you a favour ooo, many people are hoping for opportunities as this"

She had this tone of urgency.

I didnt especially like how she was hurrying me as i never approach anything with desperation and as such, have never been scammed. I told her I'll get back to her. Two hours later, she was messaging me on whatsapp that she hadn't seen my CV on her mailbox. I replied her saying

"Aunty i haven't sent it ooo, is the job slot free because me i don't have money ooo"

This was a very dicey situation for me because this woman is over 10 years my senior and i wanted to be as diplomatic as possible without causing family wahala.

She read my response but didnt reply.

Very early the next morning she called me and when i picked up, she said that the job wasnt free but the price wasnt too much, just N350k. That i shouldn't worry that she'll call my hubby (her brother) and ask him for the money. When i saw she was still pushing, i opened up to her that even if i wanted to pay for a job slot, it definitely wasnt going to be a Civil Defence job as i had my sights set on agencies and parastatals. I knew she was upset by how her voice changed. "Agencies? What's that?" I told her like NNPC, DPR, NCC and the likes
"NNPC? ehnnn.. Okay" She cut the call and i heaved a sigh that it was over. It wasn't.

Two days later, this woman called me again to tell me she has an NNPC job for me.

(you've gat to be kidding me!)

She said that her friend knows the director and he asked for one million but after begging him, he agreed to take 500k she started with her hurrying tactics that i had only 24hrs and if payment wasn't made before then that the offer will be withdrawn. At that time, NNPC were done with their recruitment process and i didnt even apply and knowing how stringent NNPC recruitment was, i knew that offer was impossible. She went on that if I didn't have the cash that she'd call her brother (hubby) to make the transfer immediately. I knew right then without a doubt that this woman wanted to use me to obtain her brother by all means. She can try to scam him directly and if he falls mugu, good for her but why try to use me in the scam? I went further with questioning her on the supposed NNPC job. "Please Aunty the director that is helping, where is he?
" Abuja nau" she replied getting irritated with my questioning.

She was in Lagos and i was in Abuja at the time
so i asked her if i could meet the supposed director one on one and pay him directly and even promised to reward her and her friend handsomely if the deal pulls through.

"No" she said abruptly "you pay the money to my account and ill give it to my friend to make the payment. All you have to do is just hope and pray"

Pray... That word. I knew then without a doubt that this Aunty was trying to scam me.

I told her "Aunty please dont be angry, i know you mean well for my future and want me to get a good job in NNPC but right now I've already paid part payment for another job somewhere and i wouldn't want to invest in two places at once" That wasnt true, i just had to get her off my tail once and for all. She was shocked. She angrily cut the call. She wanted to finesse her brother out of some cash using my future, what happens when the real slot comes around. Would i expect him to pay twice?

Her mum (mil) called me and started blasting me. Saying I'm feeling too big to be helped and her daughter was only trying to help me and now she never wanted to have anything to do with me again. That i should call her daughter and take the offer so that peace would reign. I didnt. Even my hubby blamed me and i couldn't even open my mouth to tell anyone i thought the whole setup was a scam. That's such a big accusation to make. The family dislike for me grew worse because of that incident.

Please did i do wrong?



Modified: For those asking me to talk to hubby, ofcourse i did but he genuinely believes his sister was trying to help and since i couldnt point out outright that the whole thing smelt of scam, hr thinks i rejected the offer because of pride. But i know better. It didnt cause serious issue between us though.

You are a dutiful wife ma.
Trust me your hubby knows the truth about his sister

Coolabbie:
I will speak for myself and my experience.

I live in such a neighborhood and I love it. The calibre of people I have met just walking down my street is something that would never have been possible if I was living in low-income neighbourhoods.

Twice, I have gotten job offers without any mention of cv. One of them works closely with the governor, the other owns a radio station.
The people that offered me this job did not know me from Adam, they only know I am a neighbour.

Besides, nothing beats the inspiration gotten from walking around your neighbourhood and seeing beautiful mansions, clean streets, and breathtaking landscaping.

The quiet, the serenity, the security is something I will not trade.

The sun even hits different here walahi

Please, don't do it if you can't afford it. But if social mobility is your thing, then it should definitely be an option.

#MyOpinion

Facts bro. I can attest to this too

Azmanaty:
Unizik no get drone
Local school

Lmao!!!! I knew someone would point tjat out

Hmm

These ladies are totally watering down the term "Rape". All these unfounded claims are just distracting people from really concentrating on the Uwa, Jennifer and Tina's case.

jaxxy:
I understand Smtn people take sentiments and emotions too far. U need to break it down to dem small small or cut them off ur contact or status list completely.

I did that already. Honestly I thought we were all cool o. All three girls playing victim card. One of whom is even doing way way better than myself in the US sef

BanevsJoker:
Are you dyslexic?

Lmao this made me Rotfl right now

PricyTech:
Matter Don close here.

All those people that posted Thier own nigerian university,come and see ooooo

Lols! End of discussion

jaxxy:
Lol men are scared bt we shud try not to have too many issues with exes that they have to want to get back so badly to such a point. Haba

Bros see, I'm getting married soon. When I posted my wedding IV on WhatsApp status the kind of messages I got from ladies scared me to my roots. Bros fear ladies Ooo

Guy the next time you bring that aunty home just ensure you stylishly place your phone on voice recording in order to avoid stories that touch tomorrow.
Ask Neymar, Ronaldo and even Tupac

An aggrieved ex could weaponise anything

DardyGentle:
I see Obaseki supporters and Oshiomole supporters clashing real bad on the day of the primary election. I also see the supporters of the person that looses causing serious mayhem in the September election therefore giving room for another party to take over.

Prophecy Man of God

Hmm.... Baba is cornered. After all the mouth

Perfecttouchade:
hmm, it is well bro. So sorry about ur uncle

Thanks

Azmanaty:
Say No to rape. It is evil.

Also, Justice for Engr Funsho Williams no matter how long it takes.

Lmao!!! Nlers never forget

Perfecttouchade:
baba u too understand...

Yes na. Lost an Uncle working with customs last week. Initially they wanted to report that it was covid but clearly there was more to his death

Perfecttouchade:
Coronavirus is an hired killer

Deep

ps3o:
I need the one that can power my laptop, my TV, decoder and fan. Drop your digits

Watsapp----- 08069825433

StrikeBack:
A Real pastor cannot be killed by herdsmen
He is a fake pastor
Rip. Sir and ma






Denique

What an ignorant comment. How a christian dies doesn't matter my friend. So long he dies in christ

fuckingAyaya:
Nigerian police never fails to disappoint,very heartless people

I dey talk am since

2 great performers

call for our 444Wh lithium-ion solar generator that could power your TV, laptop, standing fan and up to 4 lighting points for up to 13 hours daily.

Lols! I believed 90% of these too as a kid

Nice

call for our 444Wh lithium-ion solar generator that could power your TV, laptop, standing fan and up to 4 lighting points for up to 13 hours daily.

Zico5:
I just don't know what someone could gain from rape. Even looking at it fellow human looking helpless and dejected should make ur manhood weak but reverse is the case. To be sincere, stiff penalty is needed for the rapists. Enough is enough. How will I be afraid anytime I send my daughter on an errand.

Its a mental case

Tallesty1:
The sad truth is that this protest won't change anything. It's possible that a rapist is among those carrying banners upandan.

Rape is a crime just like armed robbery and, kidnapping etc and I don't see how posing with banners will change the mind of a rapist or kidnapper.

Our society is fvcked up and that's where the problem is. If you go to boarding schools, especially private ones and see what youths do with drugs, you will agree with me that things will actually get worse.

Most of our youths are cultists and they rape.

Secondly, a male child should be shown proper love and care while being raised. A lot of males are put into the street to fend for themselves at a very early age, those who went into apprenticeship saw hell in hands of their boss' ma'am.

These leaves them angry and frustrated with zero respect for women and they're always ready to attack.

Posing with banners will not last a week before dying down and everybody will forget what happened until another person is raped.

We need to find out what is really the problem and deal with it.

Its a start! Sometimes all that is needed is a voice.

Imagindat:
How much is it?

Without solar panel 105,000
With panel. 130,000

YorubaKinging:
Watch how the ignorant gullible so called Christians will rush to this thread

They are easily decieved

They think in thier mind that trump is sent to this Earth in this time to save us lol

Trump is a devil
He's part of their evil plans
Don't be easily distracted by his so called Christian Life lol

Trump , the greatest scammer of the lukewarm church

What was Obama? Gedefok

Nbote:
Hehehehehe.. Oh SpaceX flying over Nigeria means future aviation coming closer? Coming from an aviation Minister
Whixh kind of shameless statement b dis for heaven's sake... How can a spaceX flying into the international space station go thru Nigeria before getting into orbit?? Who we offend abeg..
The future he is talking about is clearly the past for d Americans..

I thought I lacked comprehension when I read the tweet. Even wouldn't say such

Just one scape goat... Just one and it'd decline