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Ravi Zacharias was the apostle Paul of our time

Crazy

This is shocking!
I had to touch my own after seeing this pic

Yenefer:
Awesome!! Continue insulting Muslims, it's not a new things worst have been done to us, and we will become over 3 billing surpassing every religion on Earth. Allahu Akbar. Meanwhile don't do it in reality, some Muslims will not take it, like me. Anyways u people are smart will not do it physically

Are u sure you are normal? No good Muslim lady talks like this.

Burna boy hasn't realised that Nigerians detest pride a lot.


I sorry for his career.

2gbasky22:
I think the Federal Government should at this point Open up the economy and let life return to normal.. Cos it doesn't look like this virus is going anytime soon....we've got to learn to live with it.

The government should tell the patients drugs combination they're using to Treat patients at the isolation centres, and release the the patients.
Because as it stands it doesn't look like they still use ventilators.

Instead of wasting billions isolation thousands of people... why not open the economy let life return to normal, Tell the public what you using to treat those discharged patients, so that if anybody get the virus, he/she can treat him/her self .
Just like malaria.


Someone should please take this message to Mr President

So NCDC can stop receiving billions hell no! The cases would keep increasing. Its now 40k per test and they have started house to house testing
All 250m Nigerians must be tested... Twice

izzou:


[color=royalblue]So rich people's children should not make it or what?

His father bought the Football team. So?

When Burna boy's kid grows, he shouldn't help them. He can leave them to start from the scratch.[/color]

Nai make AKA ban am from SA so

Exc2000:



I prefer Funke Akindele to over hyped Genny

If Funke was as pretty as Genny or had faster breakthrough in the industry the comparison wouldn't even be valid

Funke's has ability to deliver different roles from comedy to serious acting, she has shown even has a trained lawyer she can deliver on every aspect of Nollywood, from Tv series, to Movie Production, Cinemas to local African Magic Yoruba low budget movies... three of my favourite most versatile 90s and early 2000s Actress are Funke Akindele Bello, Rita Dominic and Mercy Johnson... Genny and Omotola are screen goddess if they act or don't act you must fall in love with them

that's my choice, I am entitled to it


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Facts only. You must be a man of the arts

NGpatriot:
Who cares what you people believe.

When your hero in Chad lied to you that he killed 1000 terrorists, you unpatriotic and anti Nigerian elements did not ask for pictures or yell audio, you just swallowed the lie like mumu.

Picture ko, video ni..


God Bless our brave and gallant troops.

Don't play yourself we saw pictures. Last week a video came out of frontline officers wailing sabotage.

This is shitty reporting by NA

Millenniumlady:
Awwwww this is a welcome development. Op why are you using itel hope you're not in a relationship because I can't imagine what the so call lady is going through by dating someone that uses that phone.

Farm tool

Modikko:
If this is what your religion teaches you, then sorry you are not better. Uncultured Animal

This dude is obviously one of them.
Check his profile and you'd be convinced

Officialgarri:
What is good for the goose suits that gander as well.

If they could set that sim card scammer free to the point he's even suing DSS for 10million naira, then anyone can aswell stand in defense of an accused paedophile.

You can't choose to believe the sim card scammer is innocent and then despise another person for believing the alleged paedophile is innocent.
That would be hypocrisy

Who gave these one access to internet for goodness sake

boookworm:
Actually Mr A dosent go to the hospital cos he knows if he does he'll be quarantined so he takes Agbo and gets better in 3 days

Ouch textbook

andrewtosin:
"Still we haven't known or met someone who knows someone that knows someone"


Ludicrously farce agument by covidiots continues

Nigerians will never face glaring realties.
Covid is a scam. If Nigerian Army could play with its officers life what stops NCDC from doing worse with figures

Wow! This is a good one.

JewelStone:
I'm not gonna lie...I miss Nigeria sometimes which makes me flirt with the idea of splitting my time there when my kids are older. I miss my family, my friends and the sense of community.

But then I remember lack of internet and electricity, horrific healthcare system, bad roads, bigotry, lack of value for human life, insecurity, police brutality, immense corruption, tribalism, crumbling or non-existent economy and a million other horrible things. This quickly resets my mind.

My solution which I'm currently working on is to bring my sisters and my best friend over to live in Sydney with me and make good living for themselves. Then I won't have any business with Nigeria anymore except to visit my parents every two years.

So to answer your question: no, nein, never!!!

You have a good heart

Is that a condom

welturebotanical:
I am against this, water is a bad conductor but the impurities in water is facilitator of its conductivity. Speaking of conductivity and resistivity in a body as large as a lagoon, it is never possible for the same current at point A, to be at point G or point Z. Remember that resistance also takes a measurement from length of the material, which will reflect on the resistivity of the material and then conductivity
Of the material. I am not a physicist but I didn't forget my little ideas in the university physics.

End of thread

Balenciagaokey:
Chai Rip
This guy above.. Go and check your health
Because you are not well

Obviously he hasn't lost a loved one before

Essenza01:
Jobless husband diaries!!

Here are some guidelines for unemployed husbands with working wives., when you read through with an open mind, you would see it's not she looking down on you, it's just you being smart to be able to have your sanity and getting some advantages while praying for a change.. Hang in there guys, you are not alone, tables turn... you would be fine.

1 - Never discuss your predicament beyond the normal and never show weakness in front of your wife.. "she dont want to see hopelessness"..

2 - buy a lot of noodles, you would be needing it a lot, especially during your strong head periods, you dont win most fights, most fights end with "Oya buy it naa" that's usually when you add the convo to your lost battles ..

3 - your meals majorly come in two options if any
Rice or noodles?
Beans or noodles?
Eba or noodles?

Semo or pounds is too stressful, dont opt to make ... stress was only the surface reason given to you..

4 - sex is usually delayed, when ever you see one just accept and be ready for maybe max two position change, some styles may be banned..

5 - dont come home drunk, I repeat.. dont come home drunk..you remember the pictures of samloco playing "jobless old drunk" in movie scenes... you look exactly like them to her..

6 - some eatable and chewy chewy groceries stops being in the fridge because you are home most-times and eats to chase boredom.. there is always a secret stash in her room for groundnuts, sharp biscuits, cashew nuts, sweets, etc.. she knows you know, take reasonably

7 - you are at your lowest, dont bring friends doing well too close home, otherwise you might get depressed from comparison

8 - in your many many ideas, you know broke guys reason business ideas like Warren buffet , always sieve out the good ones, because telling her some kind stupid stupid ideas would make you look jobless and stupid also.

9 - the best way to dodge Bill's is to watch your words, avoid some topics, you need to be one step or two ahead everytime.. e.g TV shows, movies, food, clubs etc...
- TV shows - dstv bill comes up
- Movies - cinema bill comes up
- Food - restaurant and taking out comes up..

10 - Do house chores, pick mopping... it's easier, you only start when she is done sweeping and dusting, she goes to bath, you zig-zag and get back to watching (how do they do it) ... use water, avoid bubbles on tiles.. you would redo that work even if its next week..

11 - dont leave the sink messy, especially on work days when you are home job hunting and she is out hustling, bro it's an important rule from a man to a man..

12 - with your many insecurities and the devil trying to use you to bring out your alpha Male, pick your fights... yes they would come, but there is an extent to which a broke man fights and argues..

13 - you would owe her cash a lot, she knows deep down that money is not coming back, but be ready to be dragged about it to pay for essentials you cant do without.. she would pay eventually when you have curled away asking God why.. allow her have it, it's one of her high moments.

14 - in your midnight cries, yes "midnight cries" is most times once a week or twice sha, depending on the days activities... dont disturb her sleep...

15 - be transparent, remove password from your phone, laptops etc... if she is being faithful, infidelity is not something you want attached to "cheating jobless old man"... you cant be broke and cheating, they dont work together..

16 - read, read, read... you have to pass her in something, current affairs, global happenings, worlds economy etc... it is an edge when you throw small small insults inside conversations "so you dont know kyari is dead" those are one of your few high moments..

17 - early morning gisting with her while she baths and makes up, makes her happy.. you can lend some money during those hours.. those are your bankable hours, if you want some extra cash, offer to drop her at work, that's if it's not your duty already oo..

18 - at all, at all, try to provide for fuel for generator, darkness and a man being in the house dont usually go together.. you might start having complex..

19 - always use your car weekends, thats if you have not sold hers and she is using yours. When you use your car weekends for functions not personal waka, she chips or outrightly buys fuel that you can manage during the week for your job hunting activities..

20 - look good, work out and have your CV handy. you need to look the role she currently tells people you are doing.." Frank is okay, he is inbetween jobs, but trying out some ideas with friends".. if the friends ask for your CV, always have it handy, delay is dangerous...

21 - dont be gluttonous, eat moderately like a normal human being, if you finish your meals for the week by wednesday, be ready to fall back to your noodles (refer to rule 2) and yes you would come up with different flavours of home made seasonings only you can eat..

22 - try to curtail your mood swings, she is the only one entitled to it, you need to be happy with smiles when she is making conversations..

23 - make business calls or pretend to make business call.. it's important, it gives her hope you are connecting.. "my brother me and you know say na 10k you dey shout like that for"

24 - go grocery shopping with her, you get to use the opportunity to throw drinks into the cart and remove face immediately, if your eyes jam.. you would return that drink ooo..

25 - if she sends you a link from work, read, watch or chat her to discuss with her, otherwise "what are you doing, that you didn't reply my message follows" , what you were doing must have financial gains ooo never use "I was sleeping" as excuse... dont even try it..

26 - dont call her family, send text message if you can.. dont let them remember you ooo..

27 - during your few chances of sex, dont shoot in, "I repeat", dont shoot in... you may find yourself outside by 1am looking for postinol 2
. the stress in looking for the drug would surpass whatever you managed to enjoy.

28 - be ready for "mistakes" of giving you cash in front of people , it's not everytime she remembers to call you to the corner or give you her card.. it's one of those moments you want the ground to swallow you up.. but my brother "dem no dey use shame swallow spit".. it wont last forever.

Let's me rest here first and continue later... but in all, I love my wife... she is that woman that has your back 100%..

The table has turned for me and am back to my responsibilities, it was a tough period, I learnt a lot, from Anger management to laws of power, it's not a fun place to reside in for a long time....

Most especially:
Marry your friend,
marry your partner in crime,
Marry your day1 niga,
your Gee... when you do, no matter the circumstance, you have some level of peace, some room to pickup and some encouragement to guide you through.

Through the humour though I know this is serious talk

Spino6:
oga you wetin you don get for yourlife

Attack the messenger

So you are broke now?
Heard their net debt is almost £500m

No wonder their coach was saying he doesn't need Jadon Sancho

I get am before no be property
Rubbish

kingxsamz:
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Waiting for religious clowns to come here and try to disprove this.
If you don't believe that scientists can discover things which dates back to millions of years, but believe that a virgin gave birth to a boy who walked on water and then died, only to wake up three days later and ascend into the sky, then you're a compound fool.

Give a child both and ask him/her which is more believable. slowpoke

money121:
Allahu Akbar

Hope you know this theory negates everything Allah?

Should we tell him?
Google postinor 2 bruh

HappyPagan:
Such astounding foolishness.. to die for your beliefs.

Exactly bro. You finally get it

hopefulLandlord:
I do not support the brutality metted on this man but Where was the blood of Jesus he uses to cover himself and his members? ordinary cane rendered that blood useless lol yet they claim to have divine protection

It's to be expected anyways since the son of a Jewish carpenter he claims to serve couldn't survive ordinary 3 nails and even asked why his imaginary father forsook him.

If Jesus could be hanged even as the son of God then a much worse fate awaits us all as Christians. Understand that how a christian dies doesn't matter, what does is a professing christian dying in faith.

To die is gain brother!

Stupid people u mean

StubbornGENIUS:
Soldier come,soldier go Barrack still remain.His curses are ineffective.I Pity his family though.

Boko haram members
Rapers of women and children
Blood mongers
Your days numbered

NcDC would so get here

funmisticqueen2:
SU couples always have 'challenges' on their wedding night. I am tired of counselling many cases.

Pls give her some mills and boon, or harlequin romance novel to read. When it gets to the sexual scenes, let her imagine herself and her husband acting out the scene. This will build chemistry and enable her enjoy sex.


The secret to painless sex is to be mentally prepared for it.

•She should relax and come from the place of her husband loves her and doesn't want to harm her.

•She should tell herself that sex is enjoyable, with the man she chose. After being celibate, she better enjoy the sweet fruit of the her efforts.

•She should start to see her husband in a sexual light, as a sexually attractive man. Like in the romance novels.

She should communicate with him to be gentle with her and take things slowly.

I wish the couple good luck.

You no get bro. She may have been hard wired to see enjoying sex as sin. To some sex is just for procreation and nothing more. Asking for BJ and the likes is likened to murder