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Funny thread lol

Carcholce:
You’ll be fine. Whatever you have gone through/going through is like a dirt on your body. It can be washed off and you’ll feel whole again. Do not be in a rush to fix things, it is a process provided you focus your mind on it. God is with you.

Thanks a lot Sir.
I really appreciate the message and taking your time to explain.

Carcholce:
I understand what you mean perfectly. It’s a gift that not everyone can uncover. That side of you is deep rooted in who you are, your innocence, like when you were a little child, your true self, your other half, the father that sees it all but through the son.

To continue to tap into that side of you, you have to completely go celibate once in a while. Whenever I indulge in careless sex, I lose the ability for sometime till I overcome the effect the sex had on me.

Secondly, try as much as possible to not get involved with anyone that will take a larger part of your mind. Your mind is where everything happens, your conscious and subconscious abilities gets really affected when you foolishly gets involved with someone that triggers your emotions. The mind is your emotion play field.


Don’t let anyone get you angry for any reason. When you are angry with someone, it lowers this ability. Of course you are human, you are prone to get angry, but don’t let it hold you down for long.

Eat light. Don’t eat heavy food, don’t eat late to bed, else you’ll sleep like a dead being and not be able to witness the things of the night.

Try as much as possible to make sure your house/room isn’t dark during the day. Darkness has a negative effect on the mind. You cannot be in the dark at night and as well be in the dark during the day.


On the deeper level, you can as well use this ability to get anything you want in life. Provided you know how to use it effectively.

People have accused me of being a wizard several times but they have no idea I was very fortunate to discover what God instilled in every human but only those that dig deep can find it. I call it treasure, heaven.

And lastly, you must be very confident and be aware that you are a being that is capable of seeing, knowing and achieving, else, none of this is going to work for you.

You know this message just made me cry because growing up I always knew I had a gift due to the things that were happening to me then I lost it like I said but what really affected me was when I lost my Mum and went to stay with my Aunt, let's just say things we watch on TV is usually true.
This woman drained me emotionally like I was so depressed, all those things I used to have whereby I think of something or pray for something and I usually comes true, it all went away.
I swear at a point i felt abandon, like I was useless, in my Aunty case it's not like she attack once a while, No she make sure to insults you, put you down, damage your psychic, make you feel worthless and let's not talk about the gas lighting where she will tell you to do something and then turn around and say she never told you to do that. She even told me I was crazy and I should go for deliverance making me start doubting myself.

I even started recording my conversations with her to be sure I wasn't the one been crazy, many a times when she told me on the phone to do something and later said she never told me, I will play the record to her but she wont care, apology she doesn't bother but just ignore it completely.
It's only recently that I was able to travel somewhere for a few months that when I started getting better, i lost weight because staying with her and the stress made me to binge eat a lot and now I am seeing things very clearly.
Doors are opening for me gradually and i realise that i can achieve so much more.
You are definitely right, environment and people can affects you deeply, the place I am staying is temporary and I dread going back to that house but I still have hope of a miracle happening.

Thanks a lot Sir.
Sometimes we just need someone to tell us everything is going to be okay, as for sex I am too depressed to even think about it

Carcholce:
Everyone you say? I didn’t know you have been looking for juju to use.

Perhaps to trap a man?



I don’t think you are getting my point. African juju is not the type you see in movies where someone disappears and appears out of the thin air. Your notion about juju is perceived through movies. It doesn’t work that way. The efficacy of African juju is the engineering of substances to alter human consciousness just the way drugs works. But on the same subject some have the abilities to alter dimensions. Infiltrate the ether and plant new ideas in peoples mind.


Take for instance a mobile phone, it can be used to communicate but ONLY with people you have their direct cell number. Same way some traditionalist can communicate with people via the ether but ONLY when a direct line has been established.

I have the ability to “think” about someone and make the person come looking for me or call me. Provided I have;

1. I have met and touched the person physically.

2. Created friendship with the person.

3. Have a place in the person’s mind


Science calls this telepathy.


Juju as it sounds vulgar is not rocket science. It is basics but the disparity in religion and tradition is what makes it sound and seem the way it is.

Wow I really find this fascinating.
So I understand that can people have a higher spirituality than others and that thing of thinking of someone and making the person come to you is something that have occurred to me before instead it's more of a phone call like when I think about someone so much and the next minute they will call me or WhatsApp me.

I don't do fetish things but I do know I have a higher spirituality because when I was a kid anything I think or dream of usually comes true, growing up I kind of lost the gift or it's became dormant but trust me when I was little I was so freaking scared because I always have this recurring dream, the same every night of fighting group of people and anytime I stab them they turn into foam like those found in pillows.

There was even one time arm robbers came to my house and I prayed and said the door wont open and lo and behold, they couldn't break the door, my mom and dad were so scared, I mean our door was just basically held with a small bolt, so for the robbers not to kick it down was nothing but a miracle, there are amny more of things that happened to me while growing up but I wont bore you with it

Anyway I don't know if i am happy of not having those kind of higher sense of spirituality or if I work hard I might reclaim but l like your take on it.
Also many questions on my mind

Jaykay33:
Golddigger

See this small thing mtchww

Stinginess

The same thing I am going through . I was kind off overweight for years and I decided to make a change last year December, I have lost so much fat now.
I always have a big ass but due to my weight, it's wasn't really sexy or obvious but now that the weight in my back and legs have gone, my ass just kept on shaking.
I now wear big shirts to cover it because it's bouncy whenever I am walking and this new attention is something i am not used too.

PapaHadum:
Your digits pls

Thanks a lot
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Tovardmarcle:
Na to ghost mode the person.
I have a former colleague like that he will always coming to beg and complain of money to me.
Urgent 2k or 3k and the funniest part is he always give space between this bad attitude of his.

Maybe I give today for example, he will come back in the 3 weeks time again for urgent help.
The usual lines are: My gas finished when he's cooking food, My prepaid meter just finish and I don't have money to buy token or this weekend dry like mad.

I also have some ladies like that around me, their subscription is always finish or they haven't eaten since 4days now.


I have mastered the attitude now by ignoring such messages especially on Whatsapp.

I haven't eaten in 2 days now,please help me with urgent 2k

Lol till death ke, make una keep deceiving una self, one of them will surely fall out of love

begoniaa:
I like the title.

Catchy, the book then was written by a 14years old girl. I remembered wanting to be like her.
The book was about teenage pregnancy and that's why the OP thread reminded me of her.
I wondered what happened to that young Author, Nigeria have a way of crushing dreams

Deep Regret, remind me of a book I read when I was small

Eya sorry o

KingOfTheDamned:
Thank ma

You are welcome my Benin Neighbour

KingOfTheDamned:
Bros you just went off trajectory

But it's okay

It's alright Sis

People are people, they are either good or bad.
Your problem is that you expects too much from people, rule number 1 is in life "Dont trust anyone" and dont think because you do someone a favour, they must return that favour.
There is always going to be envy in the world and yes some poor people hates the rich doesn't mean all poor people are bad.
So if you want to live a peaceful life Mr KingOfTheDamned just do what you feel like doing, if you help someone dont expect a payback, just do it because you want to and forget that mindset that all poor people are bad because that is not true

My Aunty is 45 years old and she looks banging, even have the perfect body and trust me she has a lot of admirers.
It's all about taking care of your self, yes you might not look that good if you are in your fifties as you do when younger but trust me beauty does not fade in your thirties or forties if you take care of your self.
Eat right and take care if your skin
And remember black dont crack, the reason why many people start losing their beauty as you call it in their thirties is because by then they are probably married, given birth, the guys busy with jobs, family, so they dont take care of themselves anymore, that why many looks like a shadow of their former selves

Yea that's what I am facing too Tbh, I look quiet and I am mostly an introvert, so when I get to somewhere new I dont make noise and keep to myself, mostly going out of my way to help the people around me because it's my nature.
But I have noticed that many people just assumed that I am naive, or a soft person and in Nigeria once people sees you as soft they dont admire you instead they take advantages of you, they talk to you anyhow, they want you to do their works for them, they generally disregard you but once I said NO and dont let them use me, they start disliking me thinking i care.
Sometimes I blame myself because of the first impression I gave to them, the feeling that they have seen a MuMu they can use not knowing they are so fucking wrong lol.
Just live you life and dont care what people think about you.

This writeup is trash

Mr Pretty boy how are you

Ok weirdo

obinna58:
Don't listen to this
People get help on regular basis but genuine ones who you can't drag proofs with.
They're eager to prove themselves

Lol why are you mentioning up and down, and as I assumed you will say I am the OP so predictable.
Anyone that call out a bullshit is called the OP because I should follow everyone to believe that everyone is a scammer and no geniue people in nairaland seeking help because we are all rich and everybody around us is rich and so because of this anybody asking for help is just trying to scam not that she needs help, she is just trying to fool people.
Like I said Live and let others Live.

We see people daily that needs help, so why is it unbelievable that someone here can post she needs help and even provided location, pictures and even ready for a video call.
You dont have to believe but dont call her a scammer with literal no proof

obinna58:
Op is a confirmed scammer

Have you done a video call to her, what just give you the right to say she is a scammer.
Must you even post

This thread is sad, Nigeria have gone to the place where everyone is a scammer, I mean I know there are many scammers out there but you can't say 100% of people that asked for help here is a scammer.
There is always the genuine ones who really desperately needs help but many here dont even have the means to help or dont even have intentions of helping but will call the OP a scammer.
Like what else do you need from her, if she posted without any pictures, you will call her a scammer, she posted with pics, you are still calling her a scammer, she even posted the hospital she is at in case anyone in Jos want to do a confirmation but still you guys are still calling her a scammer.
She is even willing to do a video call to prove she is the one, I feel many people are willing to help but get discouraged by many people here just throwing out the one scammer around.
Please live and let others live, if you can't help someone, dont discourage others from helping, let's be our brothers keeper

You said she gave you 540k in 5 months which means she must have given huge sums of money at once.
Now you are worth millions and you want to start paying her just 40k a month which will take more than a year to balance.
What exactly do you want from her, to get back at her for dumping you, to show her you are now a big man or inside you, you want her back and using this means to create a bond with her.
Reconciling with an ex is not bad, just try to talk and see whether she is still available then move from there, maybe, who knows there might be residue feelings.
But if all you want is to show off to her, just pay her at once or you can even divide the money and pay her twice, send somebody to inform her that you have paid the money then move the hell on.

Pele get well soon

seunak2016:
anyone that believe this bulshit is just slowpoke. 50k for just following social media....

He gave out Tens of thousands recently whether you believe or not doesn't really matter

Have fun, you only live once and you might even enjoy it

This will make a great TV show
We have the Reptiles plotting underground to take back their planet back from the inferior beings they helped in creating, maybe there will be a prophecy of a "Chosen one" that will helped them defeat humans and the Federation.
Then we have on the Human side a secret "Order" that has been tasks for thousands of years to keeping the secrets of their Origin and their greatest foe "The Dracons" This "Order" have their members in all top influential people, presidents, Supertars, Scientists and all their masterplan is to protect the Earth from the Dracons lol.
Then a child is born bla bla bla and it's turns out to be the one The Reptiles aka Draco has been waiting for to lead the war for the Apocalypse and then the story goes from there with the "Order" trying to kill this young man and an "Order" soldier which turns out to be the daughter of an high ranking "Order" member falls in love with the chosen Reptile one.
Will their Love survive

Dont mind me hyper imagination lol
Continue the story I am enjoying it

Discountsempai:
1.No cure yet, but the medications we have now are better than 20 years ago.New ones being researched.

2.Even if it turns to AIDS, ...which is the stage 4 of HIV, starting medications even then can help reverse and get the patient back up. (except if the patient is infected with a mutlidrug resistiant strain, then that's probelmatic.)

I read a journal recently that was a cure was found.
I will try and find it but anyway I know that HIV drugs have improved a lot and a person living with the virus can live to old age with proper care.
The drugs can even make the virus undetectable that the carrier can't even tramsit it to another person