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efficiencie:
Tell your colleague she foolishly married an ingrate. Your colleague is at fault here. She saw a living manifestation of stupidity and decided to marry him. You ladies will say yes to idiots and start lamenting. The man earns 50k and he is complaining about frozen food. There are men earning much more than that yet for the sake of preserving the life of their wife who is also supporting the family they eat what is available until they are buoyant enough to tell her to stop slaving away at a 9-5 job and focus on a career or support the home from fully. Ladies, stop marrying idiots in a hurry and giving the lame excuse "I am not getting any younger"!

I am in love with you

Nairaland will not kill person o
Aunty Bimpe at least put punctuation next time in your write up, if you intend on writing more stories in nairaland, just add some punctuation, even if na one "full stop" or a small "comma" .
And for your story if I get it right, you feel POS job is a local work and you are saying that people should do it and dont mind it.
Let me tell you that a lady in my area makes nothing less than 8k as profits daily in her POS stand, she could make more but not less than that amount, so calculate that times say 22 days in a month.
She is making like 160k to 200k monthly.
Nigerians always look down on honest living and menial jobs but people are making so much money and they are actually using the money to do good things in their lives.
Growing up most of the women that build houses close to our house are women that sells in the market, selling tomatoes and some other things, maybe life have spoiled now but still there is nothing like honest money.

Sorry o but I find it fascinating how you just got an erection from seeing a girl body.
Now I can see how men rape girls when they came to visit them, if you were not a born again, I am sure something could have happened, maybe not then but surely another time.
Anyway just ignore, you did the right thing, it's good to flee from temptation and also try to improve yourself, you can't be having an erection any time you see a naked lady

Coldie:
They are accepting the money. But there’s one particular winch that’s telling me she doesn’t want my money, she’s the one am scared of. And am scared if she does anything others might copy

Wow so they are many
Since this isn't an isolated incident and you have been molesting a lot of ladies, just know you are in big soup because once you become famous as you say, they will surely come out.
And remember the feminist and #Metoo movement is on the rise, you own don finish

The person in the white wedding gown is the man, I guess they decided to switch roles during their wedding.
Each his or her own sha

Johnchrix:
who be this one..

Who be this one lol dumb guy answer the question and dont tell me "money"

tensazangetsu20:
If the money easy make am na

And you just drive home my point, list things men can give women na.
I mean I can list them because i have met wonderful men but you can't tell me because you are dull with the mentality of "if I have money I will get women" with nothing else about you.
So you attracts your type, you bring only money to the table so you get girls who just want money and tomorrow when they leave you, you come online with your mantra "what does the average Nigeria girl have to offer"
Try to have class my dear, try to be learned, try to build yourself up not just depending on money alone, if you dont want to do this for your wife, try do am for you future children make them no get dumb man for a father

tensazangetsu20:
Is it really? What else can the average woman give except this and don't call companionship cause there are way more boring women out there that you dont even want their company.

What does the average man have to offer and the answer will be money and that's why most women use you because you have no substance, even conversations skills is 0, that's why most women leave you for another guy who is richer

tensazangetsu20:
I have this friend who called me today telling me that he's done with dating. He just got a graduate trainee role at GT and he said going out on dates and getting to know women et al aren't looking funny on his finances that he's just gonna go visit prostitutes whenever he has the urge and since he's so busy at work or with work he's only gonna be able to go maybe once a week or once in two weeks and this got me thinking does it make sense to date as a Nigerian man?

Let's say you earn 150k a month. A typical outing in Lagos could set you back by at least 10k and that's just to meet and know each other and hang out. Now imagine doing that 3 times a week. These frivolous outings that guarantee nothing to you could pretty much be eating up all your salary if you aren't careful at all.

There are men that do get sex without spending or going on dates but these are like the top 1 percent of Nigerian men probably by looks or social status considering that the vast majority of Nigerian men are ugly (I inclusive) does dating make sense for a Nigerian man? Datings are just one part of it the extreme energy and time it takes to keep up a relationship is also something else entirely.

Dating is more than Sex, and I usually feel most guys go for the flashy type of girls that's why they are always complaining about billings.
Once you date a responsible girl, she won't bother you that much for money, she must be working and doing something for herself and the guy can pay for the occasional dates not 10k per date o or just going to the beach to relax or somewhere they wont spend a lot.
Nowadays people see relationship like transactions where the guy brings the money and the woman brings the sex and they think they can just have sex with prostitution instead of been in a relationship but relationships is more than that, it's a companionship, a bond between a man and a woman to build a life together.
Anyway if you and you friend decides to stop chasing slay queens that dont work and depends on men and start finding responsible ladies around, you will be happy in relationship.
And another thing, you have to have something to offer and not been broke but expect to date, nobody likes suffering o

jeromestarks:
Wait girl. Why did you hate me so much. What did I ever do to you?

You are a pedophilia that's why, you spend all your time since years and years ago looking for small girls up and down.
You have been having girl trouble since 2017 and always with kids.
I hope one day karma gets you, dating an underage girl because of your obsession with Virgins.
I study a little psychology in school and from your old posts I can conclude that
1) you are a little insecure man without a job and nothing to your name
2) you have a small dicck, so you feel if you get a small inexperienced lady preferably a virgin, she wont have had any sexual experience so will take you for who you are and your wack performance will be all she knows because she hasn't had any other

3) in real life you can't even talk to real women, so you hide talking to little girls because with them you can feel confident.
4) you have probably molested some small girls growing up and I hope they catch you for good.

5) you grow up feeling like marriage is the ultimate prize for women and now you are seeing it's far from that and even if some ladies are desperate for marriage, you are not what they are looking for.

There is still more, I will write them later.
Below is another example of you molesting kids, you started staying that girl when she was just a kid

jeromestarks:
Hahaha. She's seriously pained probably because she regrets her playing runs with her pvssy.
I know a serious guy would have approached her when she was younger but because the guy was not very rich at that time or maybe she has another guy using iphone, she decided to go with him and he fvcked her and dumped her. Now, she's praying to meet the first guy again so that he can pick up the messed up pvssy.

Why will I be pained, I am not a 32 years old man with nothing to write home about but to bash women daily on the internet, lol keep dreaming of your perfect woman like you have something to offer her.
A worthless being like you crying on nairaland daily

jeromestarks:
She replied me this morning saying she will be coming over to see me.
Look at that. what is it that God can not do?

Lol keep dreaming in your own fantasy.
I believe in YOU

jeromestarks:
Babe, relax. I am not a bad person.
Besides, she didn't block me. She was probably trying to be careful not to open her legs for a guy that will leave her like yours did.

Lol sorry dear, she is just not into you, trust me you are not the prize you think you are.
No worry keep searching and please dont stalk that lady because you are re the type that will keep forcing her to be with you, telling her she doesn't have time anymore.
Soon she will be 25 and an evening newspaper
god she should take you for all your glory, afterall you are a man and therefore the ultimate prize

jeromestarks:
For me to say i am falling for a girl, you should know that she's a virgin and less than 25.
She's actually 24. And a virgin.

someone you just talk to for 5min, please calm down on the lies dude and she even blocked you.
See how pathetic you are, you keep saying you want virgins and let's say I believe you and she is a virgin ( which I definitely not believe lol) but see dude, a good virgin girl will never want someone like you.
Why will she center for less when she can get a rich, tall and handsome guy.
I am totally sure she must have seen you for your misogynistic ways and stop talking to you.
Bye and goodluck on your search for the perfect good girl with nothing to offer in return

jeromestarks:
This good girl came around my friends some months ago. I liked her instantly but I didn't tell her.
When she left, I felt I missed a chance to talk to her so I let it slide thinking I will not see her again.
Days later she came to see my friend again and we met. We talked at length, laugh and smiling at each other.
Then I collected her number and called her the next day. She answered and sounded so nice.
I usually call to ask how she's doing and how her day went. At a point, she knew I was into her ( even though I didn't say it) and she just ghosted me.
She stopped answering my calls, stopped replying my Facebook messages etc.
Why?

She is not a virgin and she knows you are looking for 18 years old virgin

youngstrow:
was your mother a virgin before getting married to your pap?

Dont mind the idiot, at first when I start seeing his posts everywhere talking about "Virgins" I thought it will be some accomplished guy that have seen life and know what he wants.
Lol only for me to check his old posts and sorry to say but he is a 32 years old man who is broke and jobless, with no ambition whatever and could never get a woman, so he spent his time been so bitter online and think maybe if he gets a 17 old girl or a very young virgin he can manipulate her to like him because the girl could probably not have experience in life.
But looking as how he keeps posting in all threads I feel he is not going to find such a gullible "virgin" girl and he will keep been pathetic forever.
Just ignore him dear, that guy is just a sad sad little man

Ok

Before the interview, try to negotiate with some cyber cafe to use their laptop, maybe you can drop somethingas a deposit, find a quiet place close to the shop and do your interview.
If you really want the job, this little issue shouldn't be a problem, life na sense, dont wait to get a laptop before you can do interview.
If you can't solve this little issue then I dont know what to tell you.
Learn to hustle for yourself, it's like a farmer saying before he can plant in his land he need to buy a tractor first.

Man U won

Man U will win today, I have fate, this will be their first winning for this championship.
This I have seen

Nowadays relationships nawa, can you just ask her about the post than thinking of so many conspiracy theories about the post.
Sometimes things are just simple not complicated and ignore many advice you will see here, many will bash your Gf and increase your doubt o.
Watch and see how many guys will tell you, why you have to trust a Nigerian Girl and all girls are cheat and bla bla bla

Because some ladies want what they can't have, bad guys shows characters like "they can't be controlled" "they dont fall in love" and some girl not all want to conquer. It's just basically this women thinks they can change the man, maybe he will change because of me and fall in love.
Anyway it's not just girls, guys too, we humans are always attracted to something forbidden, once you tell someone they shouldn't do something, that is when they get obsessed on that thing and wanting to do it

Looks delicious

Congratulations to him, family that works together, rise together

Neoteny:
Hi.

I can't access my default email on Nairaland.

Mail me on neoteny7@gmail.com

Ok Sir

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You are so funny , thanks for the early morning laugh, and I am assuming all this people never in their life say they are red pill mostly because they are matured and have a fulfilled and accomplish life lol.
Anyway if this is your example than Bye.
Can't believe Dude just went and start listing names of rich men and saying they are red pill because they are rich
Bye I am not even going to reply you anymore (God this is funny)
Sorry before I go, do you think in your little mind that been an accomplish person is related to been a red pillar lol, all this men work for their success and most of them even have supporting wives and girlfriend that are beside them.
So pray ASUU call off the strike because staying at home is really reducing most of your IQ