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I couldn't finish reading the crap you wrote up there Sir

Deji63:
I will drill your daughter dirty pussyhoe and spit into it when I am through

Stop sounding disgusting kiddo


@OP, why are the entry fees not same amount, or you have a totally biased mindset that tells you ladies can't afford same as their male counterparts

Mafking:
had just 500 in the bank,had to use withdrawal method(slip)and I was still forming boss on the queue...
alas! it got to my turn,gave the woman the slip, was Already calculating how I would squeeze the money into my pocket within 2 seconds

that was how the banker return my slip to me...was confused, she said I should check the back of the slip....this is what she wrote there below


total balance: 491...

he no go better for Gtb

This right here cracked me up mehn!

This world haf spoil finish gan
Men be looking to bleach pass women... Tufiakwa
Give me tall, dark and handsome any day jawe

Rafeek1:
I am a Yoruba boy based in Abuja. I graduated my secondary school 2012, wrote my first jamb in 2013 but i score 157 which was very low for any university to accept me as of then (because d cut off mark was 180)

I felt so disappointed in my self so i took another jamb in 2014 it was same 156 i was over disappointed in my self. I den decided to go for poly den (fed poly bauchi) but my mom refused that is too far from abj den. I don't have much knowledge about change of institution and nobody put me through so I went to college of education minna, spending 3yrs and have to wait for another year b4 result will b ready.

To cut d story shut, is diz year that am applying to university while my mates who go university and poly are serving now while some of them are even working. So am advising u guys not to go to collage of education it waste time.

Judging by what you typed up there, you really did waste your time.

Colleges of education sell themselves short by granting admission to your ilk .

Deo1986:
l am not assuming, I am stating a fact.

That's dumb

Deo1986:
if you can save up the monies you consumed in data for a month, you would realize the needed amount for sightseeing to two states.. think about it

Assuming I spend money on data...that's an uninformed assumption.

You don't expect me to keep responding to your silly questions, when you're dumb as phuck. Most of y'all use nerve racking abbreviations.

Deo1986:
what do you mean by Northern state s Kwa.. Kebbi , Katsina and Sokoto are the most peaceful state in the country........... Maybe some sightseeing will help you.

I'm game, if you would sponsor the said sightseeing

Nigerians no just get chill

Crappy rules all over the place...

murphyibiam15:
cc lalasticlala mynd44 this is an unbiased report as it cuts across both northern and southern Nigeria

Cutting across the regions doesn't make it unbiased... that's a lame attempt at a.sslicking.

Northern states kwa..

Let's be real pls

DIKEnaWAR:
You from that part?

uh-huh

Bunch of confused souls

DIKEnaWAR:
Know the meaning?

yes

DIKEnaWAR:
Home...sweet home!

Your siggy is funny

The words stringed together to write this piece though.

Amberon11:
Rotflmao to Syria

Lol... why you de roll for ground na

fratermathy:
Akwa Ibom nor follow at all for this matter. Na only Ibibio and good English dem dey yarn here. Dey nor sabi catapult pidgin at all. Even the small ones wey open eye for the matter sef nor sabi am wella. Their pidgin dey sound like good English mixed with Ibibio.

As for Anambra, na Igbo dey reign for there. Pidgin nor too follow. Na only for Onitsha dem dey speak small pidgin based on Asaba influence and based on say strangers boku for there. So Onitsha nor too follow up. Even Asaba sef, na Waffarians dey spoil that town. Normally, na Igbo dem dey yarn but Waffi boys don change am follow them. Some Asaba people don even get Warri tongue now sef.

For Bayelsa matter ehn, Yenagoa na correct pidgin area. The people wey get the town na Epie/Atissa dem dey speak normally but Izon people and Ogbia people plenty for the cabal so na pidgin naim dem take dey control their matters for there.

Lalasticlala and Seun, how una see this thread na? E nor suppose to loss like that. Make dem reason the matter na.

correct talk... Anambra no suppose near the list.

O boy! I remember when a de serve for Delta da year, we even de use pidgin teach if the Queens English no too de enter.

Nai a go one wedding for Osubi, small thing a for no gree come back. From the keke driver to my friend's Mumsie and brother, na laugh wan Kee me. Their pidgin sweet die. Lagos de learn for waffi dem.

Oya may person con teach me cos me na learner

I'm none of the above

I'm literally crying right now
I can't stop laughing... dayuum

Neofingerz:
This is really bothering me as I don't know what it means so I had to bring it up here. I have a gf she loves me with all of her and a very God fearing lady and with no doubts, I love her sincerely too. but sometimes, I fall in the trap of this ladies and I cheat on her but each time I lay with any of them my erection is always weaker than that of when I'm with my gf....I'm really troubled over this situation because I'm not married to her yet to be having this issues....i can go 5 rounds on her with a very hard erection and spent hour making love but I can't do 15mins with any other girl.
please help me with advice no insults please.

Your girlfriend is God fearing and you have 5 rounds of sex. You guys should stop mentioning God in your bullcrap already .

Cheat

Olu of Warri... my hostel back in Isseleuku camp.

Melison:
Start from becoming ur friend it will be easier biko

Started

MrCork:
...son. ...it's called *Okagor's law*......ones your property. .all ways your property! ! ((True story ))

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