₦airaland Forum

You forgot:
Brake down,
Reverse back,
hold up,
Traffigator, Pointer to mention a few wrongly used words.

El Dasuki unlimited is missing from your list. Unquestionably the highest paying!

Urine:
If this makes front page, I will trek from Lagos to Abuja in support of Olisa Metuh.

Oya, start trekking. We dey wait u for Gwagwalada junction.

I joined so I can read crappy threads like this.

I blame APC! I blame Bubu!! I blame Zarah!!! I blame Aisha!!!!

Please Dasuki, don't mention my name!

If u have ever been married, u go no say caterer or not, people go still talk say dem never chop or drink!
Greedy guests!

He was born in Watford, England.....his father is Irish, his mom is from Naija. No mention of him visiting Nigeria...ever!
How does that make him a Nigerian? Does he even have a green passport?
Moderfcukers be dreaming! Continue to claim what's not yours and u will end up like Dasuki.

His mates are doing hunger strike in protest, he is busy doing guy with beard. Idiot.

ShowYourCertificate:
When I say Buhari is a dullard some people will be crying. How can Buhari be exploring for oil that is fast losing value? America has stopped buying our oil, very soon others will stop because they are going green. And yet Buhari is looking for oil to sell/use. Isn't that cluelessness?

You are calling him dull but he is very smart. They have been exploring for oil in the north for decades and found nothing. Does the cash get returned? No. This is just another means of stealthily stealing monies that can be traced to a dead end.
Trust me, nobody throws away N40billion away on nothing, not even Buhari.

Everfrank:
1. 04/04/2016 is Monday 2. 06/06/2016 is Monday 3. 08/08/2016 is Monday 4. 10/10/2015 is Monday 5. 12/12/2015 is Monday 6. The calendar of 2016 and 1994 are one and the same. 7. The dates and days are the same. 8. Even the festivals are the same. Who said you can't get what you lost 22 years ago?

Naira traded at N6-$1 22 yrs ago, can we get that back or something close to it.

You guys are funny. This mumu is spending 17m on a trip of 14days and u are shouting but ur super mumu president is about to spend almost 40billion on oil exploration near lake Chad......exploration!!! Not drilling, not building refinery, not extraction, not refining.....40 billion in economy in shambles.
Naira traded for N254-$1 yesterday. Oshimole is the least of our problems.

PrinceEvolution:
diz was the inn thing years back in germany with co-operation from turkish and arabian crime lords too...is why anytime i want to sell cars in nja and some stupid dealers..abokis tell me they knw how diz cars come abt i laff and tell dem i dont steal cars as i always av my receipt and detailed proofs to d core...its a very old deal...and it will neva end...and moreso this is why u offer 1m for ur car anoda igbo guy will say pls pay me 400k dereby spoiling ur own legit means..ofcourse people want it cheap...so dey go for himnot knowing it was stolen..in europe here there is a popular quote...anything wey enta nja don lost..lol

Wetin ibo do you?
Did they mention tribe in that write up?

Useless nation. Idiots buying 5liter engine vehicles in a country that has fuel crisis permanently.

Osho the dark he-goat is on heat again.

I hope that the Lagos state government will be proactive in checking the structural integrity of that bridge. Extreme heat from those burning buses would have compromised the bridge above.
This is to avoid stories that touch in the near future.

Mr OP, you better change ur topic heading. Akwa Ibom state doesn't have or own a police force....it's The Nigerian Police Force in Akwa Ibom! Always do well to compose your write-up properly.
Now, advise to everyone..... AVOID THE POLICE LIKE AIDS, unless u don't want to enjoy christmas!
Them eyes dey red from lack of money. U are all warned.

Why would you install a golf 3 engine in a passat? That's just wrong!

Single? Most have 3kids already.....how does that make them single? Rita has always been like that since FGCIk.

Is this still available? How long has it been used in Naija?

Boys don use those mattresses do tissue paper tire! School stuff!

adjoviomole:
Honestly dis issue o dangote trucks is bcomn worrisome.

Except he s using it for sothn else . Na dis same dangote trucks dat kills youth coprs. One day we will know d truth. God will expose all evil doers in Jesus name

That is why anywhere I see a truck labled DANGOTE, I run for my life.....unless it's parked.
Those who drive or travel alot know what I am saying. His drivers are perpetually high on something!
Killers on 18 wheeler trucks.

ThisMeansWars:
god will protect real pastor from such awful death according to Bible

This is a good example of the poor mental capacity of our youth today! You really need help.

While all this is happening, our presido/min of nnpc is touring Iran.

HowAreYou:
.. No be our Fault jare
For FGCIK den...Na Boo for Boo-Land
But its a Bad habit sha ooo...
Aniway..First To Comment Again...

Bad guy from Ibiakpan! Boo land tinzs! White on blue boys/girls.

6months now, nothing but problems to show in this administration.
I can't buy fuel, food stuff prices have sky rocketed, schools are increasing fees at will, robberies are part of life, bank dont want to give me my cash because of bvn, no jobs, bokoboys are having a field day, our war heroes are missing, biafrans are on rampage in the SS, bomb blast everywhere....Buhari, ur own done tire me.

This woman is exactly 44yrs. Don't ask me how I know, but that's her real age. HBD but next time say the truth, nobody's going to judge u.

Export1:
4245 offers for cars under $1000!

Click here to see them all:

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What do you mean by the cost of a car being $1??
Are there other hidden costs?

See this mumu make me rush to view thread not knowing it's this unwashed 2004 motor.
Hissssssssss!

yhuconnect:
We both know he was joking.. Don't take things personnal

Its no joke o. I just bought at uyo village road, N200/litre.

Thievery in disguise.

Criminals everywhere! 1% of all monies owned by the federal govt being moved to the cbn[not physically] is being paid to an unknown company!!!
I will keep saying it, thieves everywhere in govt. Oya, Buhari.....over to u. One of your angels has just swiped the FG.