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ikuoma4rea: Another criteria for settlement frm her is that ℓ̊ will sign an undertaking that ℓ̊ will always return to the house frm work lastest 8pm or 9pm.where ℓ̊ leave its vry possible tops less than 45mins ℓ̊ should be home.but pple are u sure she is not going to far and try to enslave me.am really confused here or for peace sake ℓ̊ should accept that.ℓ̊ think by accepting is giving her leverage over evrytin bt ℓ̊ am stiL the man of the house.ur candid adise plss.by signin that for me means my authority is bn tampered with.yet to even say a word to her.

That is serious EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL. Madam CC....oya come and hear this o!!!!
Don't sign anything. Next she will say you sign your car away to her all weekends too? What if you breach the "contract" what will she do? This is not good at all. If a simple sorry can not do then stop begging her joor. I HATE women who take their men for a ride just because he is trying to get back their attention. Don't beg her anymore. Just be yourself and never lay ur hands on her again. She has a weapon already....don't add to it.
Kai....this woman must wanna enslave this man!
Shior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kobojunkie: Marriage is not really defined as a "tantrum free zone". From time to time, you will see the child in your spouse show up, especially after squabbles. This is not ABNORMAL or to be measure of how mature the person is. If your spouse is sulking, then go take over, until the child simmers down.

Very lovely analogy.
Learnt something very important from your post right now.

Hey business men and boys....ladies and gentlemen....let's have some funny moments in here. This thread is to update us on all the funny things you notice in this section. Let's go guys.

As for me, I find it hilarious when a car is advertised and the dealer says "its used by a banker".
So we don't have rough and careless bankers driving?
I also laugh when some dealers want to sell a naija used car and say it was bought brand new. Eeeya, tokunboh don dey count as new in naija now. God bless us all.

ikhiaonose: u must be joking or sleeping bro
wake up

:p*nerd*#laffdonscattermyballs =D=D

mr bans: I cant shouy ..dis is just ano epitome of personality increase..no mechanical deficiency or work on..pls interested buyers should pls call 08077984057

Its not easy oooo.....to post after a bottle or two of Ogidiga mixed with kain-kain.
8million naira noni.....happy sales to you.

obowunmi: Only a fool argues with Kobo.

Truely said.

She/He is just a classical example of a nag. An online nag.

Efemena_xy: So, you're saying that if your wife visits your ex, it means she's having a tumble in the hay with him??

Every woman who says hello to her ex, is having a sordid affair with him??

What the hell are you talking about? You will go seeing your ex after marriage for whatever reason? Am not too happy with this stupid position of yours at all. Why mix with an ex for what? Utter rubbish.

How many minutes left?

Richvkunt: ^^
Most of them are kjds with no experience in life except for the internet.

True talk.

Odunnu: Stop exagerrating jor. Only a mad woman will act like this.

You think that Richvkunt has an exaggerated story line? I beg to disagree. I have been with such a woman. A perfect scenario is what he just posted. She forces you to react.

There must be a solid reason. If the reason is anything about been jealous or insecurity then I don't think I will subscribe to that. Reassuring your partner will go a long way in addressing such issue.



Peace.

Please send me your price list of all the available blackberry phones.
goldenken1@yahoo.com

Maybe you do something about the 666 in your username and you might be surprised how many people will be willing to do business with you. Consider it.

bntY: Women don suffer o.so u need ur husband permission to buy wat u need wt ur own MONEY.
I smell insecurity here.

So because it is "your" money, you will spend it anyhow? Well, a blackberry is not a sanitary pad or toothbrush. There should be a level of agreement when it comes to major financial moves in the house.

ifyalways: Amala joint for egbeda. I think the name na 'raypower' .

Dayokanu been dey hustle dia, washing plates for a bowl of amala and 10K per month.

Lol

You no go kill person with laugh this midnight.

1ndidi2: Owkaay, dad finished his cup 'o' tea,
Yunga bro. Brut sundaySun nwspaper 2 dad,
He read through nd saw d 'cynthia story'
Gbam!!he beckoned me n asked if I had seen it
I knew wat was coming,so sharpsharp
I said yes its an old story nd ran
In2 my room.
Mum came out with my other brodas
Nd dey made d whole story all bou me
Cos am a gal- especially Mum saying 'every time peepeepee
On d phone/computer! Hia! B careful o,pls my daughter.
Elda bro is even making it worse by telling dem
More stories bou d 'pains of internet' hmm!
RIP 2her tho!

Oh dear, and you actually think you've written in English language?

ThiefOfHearts: If Jenny is "harsh" I wonder what I am

jenny mgbo? youve surpassed me in my absence?

And being "harsh" is a trait to celebrate? Smh

Efemena_xy: What an illegal thread.

Jenny, looks like you've got another admirer emerging from the wood work

Admirer indeed.
Wait till you have any problem to post and see how she shreds you into pieces. You go no say Jenny no nice.

Its not as if bitter truth is bad but when you lace it with insults and all what not.....its too much. I believe she WILL NEVER TREAT HER KIDS TO SUCH TORMENT. If she will be realistic, she has this unnecessary venom which is not typical of a loving woman, a mother and a counselor(not sure about that).
If CC was like that, who will ever come to family section and claim they await her response? Why was Jenny not voted as poster of the section. Bitter truth is inevitable but you don't insult people and assume they will listen to you.

SimonAndal: Where I met my partner? On Nairaland. Although I wouldn't call him my partner yet, 'cause I'm still toasting him. Lol.

ARE YOU GAY?

I met mine on blackberry. Saw her pix on a contact's display picture and I was blown away. Had to beg for her pin....after 8 months of chatting and toasting....we decided to meet and get real.

I always adore my mum but sometimes she gets to remind you of all your past sins. She will remind you of all the wrongs u've done in one breadth. It makes me mad and angry when she keeps referring to past occurrences. But hey....she will always and forever be my darling mum.

Kobojunkie: I don't think this has to do with having a sense of humor. A laugh at the end does not remove from the fact that what you are doing is coming on a public forum to discuss something that you ought to deal with in your personal life.

Get the hell out of the thread if you don't find it good enough for your ego. Sometimes I wonder what is happening to people like you in real life, and you bring ur frustrations here. Na by force make u comment. Kobojunkie indeed....soon u go be Naira junkie.

Nice ride and nice price too!
But I noticed some things about your posts , you always put MDL after the year of your cars. I just discovered it stands for "model". Please when next you are advertising, just state the car as 2003 or simply write out MDL in full. It is very confusing for buyers wondering which car is 03MDL? Happy sales m.m.m baya.

Obviously Clean no doubt.
But 2.85m for a naija used 07 xle CAMRY? Haba? What else are we getting with the ride apart from the dented bumper?

tpia@:
why are they hiding their faces, i wonder.

@ photo.

a bit late for that- not even one, but six victims.

they need to stare boldly at the camera.

Una no wear your glasses before reading tonight? Where you see anything 6 for inside post now? Oya take taxi money go back go bring ur glasses.....I no go close this cybercafe till you return.

Well, I guess the pricing was the owner's idea. If you get to Abuja, tell oga say at 94k miles and a 2007 xle naija used ....he should stop dreaming about that price. Tell him 2008 tokunbo sef na that price. Also tell oga say by the time u drive the car to Lagos mileage go don add up. Better he wakes up to reality. Safe journey oooo....greet patience and goodluck for me o!!!!!!

I understand ur reasons for wanting to sell at 1.2m cos its quite clean and probably comes with leather interior which is quite rare for this CAMRY model. What I honestly don't understand is why u had to change the rule while Cmanforall was negotiating. U know u had to add ur dealer commission, u should av done it all together before posting the price. From 1.2 to 1.22 is a bit ridiculous and uninspiring. If u really wanna sell, build ur commission from the go. Don't change rules in the middle of the game. Just an advice to you. Happy sales.

sw: Do u say the owner of cemry with reg VTO 2008 is relocating? Liar

Are you the owner

Paulego: Why would i save a relationship that is died ?

O ga oooo. With this kind of English, I expect a lot of "died" relationships. *sorry in advancement*

debrief08: , Same factors that drive me crazy, honesty, focus and determination. Too much of everything dey vex abeg. Lol. He was someone who knows what he wants, and has a clean heart. He tells you the truth even when it hurts.
'Sweetie, am I getting fat? His reply: Yes dear you are, your stomach is getting out of control, your arms too' . You come back from 4 hours of salon, he goes" that looks horrible, go and collect your money".
Love him just as he is

Hmmmm....a blunt man could be a big turn-off. But I guess Oga has other qualities to cover up his bluntness.

As for me, I will say beauty comes first....as that will attract me in the first place, honesty comes second and finally she must be intellectually sound.

Don't want someone I will be telling Lions grow on trees and she will say "oh really, I never knew".