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Mazda is the most economical ride u can drive. Low fuel consumption, low maintenance. U wl only hate a mazda if u are a broke as.s nig.a. For me i hate a land rover freelander. Hell date 4my friend. Changed engine 3 times till he converted to a toyota pencil light rover. Engine and gear. LMFAO.

Dont u think the price of bold 5 has come down a little compared to your price? And i mean brand new and in stores with guarantees. Maybe you do a little price research on it. You doing a good job. Keep it up.

Hmmm,quite revealing. My girlfriend is exactly like myloveforhim described herself. Exactly. It has made me hit i once or twice. Realy not proud of that. But a choleric woman can push you to the extreme. I made a decision to be extremely patient with her. She talks b4 thinking, she's always on the defensive,a bit bossy, and above all she wl ask you to come and beat her. Patience was a virtue i learnt the hard way. Now,after all her trips,i call her, tell her i love you. Then take time to explain what's going on. Most times she ends up crying and feeling bad. I believe ONLY WITH PRAYER AND PATIENCE can a choleric woman be managed.

In as much as dealers have a right to quote ANY price for their cars, it can be realy ANNOYING AND STUPID what prices some post here. I believe SOME people here want to make name for themselves for whatever reason by posting cars of 8-10 million. Cars that they dont even have access to the interiors or engine. If you pester them too much for the car the next thing you read is TO GOD BE THE GLORY. THIS CAR HAS BEEN SOLD!!!

dani1luv: Just Imagine, you were about to put your offering in the church's basket, only for you to bring out 2 used stitched condom

this actually happened to me before. Wanted to pay a cab driver only to bring out a condom. I no imagine am,e don happen to me. Buhahahahaia.

I had a friend, who needed money badly. He went to their backyard, plucked sme paw-paw, took it to the nearest market and sold them. On his way back home,he couldnt find all the money.

ndoh20: Imagine this crazy experience.A guy needed to go submit his cv on the island and had no money. He saw an aboki that buys old newspaper and he packed out all the papers he could find and sold it to him. When eventually he had enough money to cover his transport fare, he realised that he had sold the paper that had the address of where he was going .

Obviously the guy don enter one chance. Lmao.

By the way peeps, all these "imaginations" are actually real life experiences. Imagine it and learn from them. To be continued.

Just imagine, you are sitting at a bar with some young girls only for them to start jisting about how some guy who uses a certain car ( ends up being your dad) spend money for them and gives one of them mouth action.

@olacash, why not pay 900k? Since the check engine light is on. 1.3m is too much now,for 2009 camry with check engine lights on. Yeye man.

I feel your pain madam. Why not try to let him know how you are feeling. Ask him what he wants from you. You seem to be giving and he just recieving. Why not ask him to take you out today? Pretend to be sick and see his reaction. If he wasnt forced into the marriage then he will come around. Have you tried asking about his day, his work? Maybe he is having loads of problems weighing him down. Lure him to bed as much as possible as most MEN are known to open up more after a bout of good sex. We just go chattering away. Pray my dear. You deserve ur joy back. And NEVER GIVE UP.

Horny4u, i will look it up. Hope its worth the card? Lol. Thanx for your words. Realy helpful.

Thanks so much guys. @mission08, i realy like your theory. My mum is very spiritual but not a pastor or evangelist. Fiancee on the other hand is just a typical lady who just want to be in a safe haven. I am realy a go getter. Even when i fail,i dnt linger. I learn from it and move on. Now my mum is out of the picture but she is beginning to take over where she stopped. Its so discouraging when you av planned your moves, cross-checked twice and over and at the last minute just to brief your fiancee she tells you,i feel something will go wrong. Its realy saddening. She is not always right but mum is like 80% right.

Am a young man in his late 20's with a lot of prospects and aspirations in life. While growing up i had a lover-my mum. We were and still are very close. While i was in Uni i met a new lover-my fiancee. The problem now is that they have one thing in common, they are PESSIMISTS. Am a guy who takes a lot of risks-sensible risks-both financially and otherwise. Having these two women around me is giving me concerns. They either FEEL something will go wrong or they just dont believe i can pull through. My mum,while growing up will tell us, dont take that car out. If u do big boy and take the car out,its that day someone wl bash the car or it gets spoilt. She wl always warn u and when we dnt listen,something negative always happens. Fiancee on the other hand will tell me, please dnt invest in that business-even though she knows nothing about it and you will go ahead. In the end all u have is regrets. I am a man who believes waking up from bed is a risk. I dont linger on regrets and self pity. I always think positive no matter the odds. I love both of them dearly but how do i cope? Am already past my mum's influence but what about the fiancee? Confused Roy.

Just a good try at refurbishing the brain. When u already know the year u were born, what's there to calculate?

This is a nice topic. My grandma was the type who hated idleness. At 70 she will attempt to help us fetch water,she would sweep her own room and try to wash her clothes. She was also generous. She would give me and my brother 20 naira to share when going back to school-university, and u must collect it. Later at around 90 when the tables turned,she became a kid again,singing folk songs at 3a.m and we tried to stop her but she will continue till 5a.m. She later died in my arms 2yrs ago. She was my epitome of persevarance and sacrifice.

In the parts of Yoruba land where its considered a taboo,their assumptions come from the health angle(or spiritual health) that any bad hereditory factors from that family should not be transferred to two members of the same family. So it was forbidden.

Hi, congrats to u dearie. You are the prettiest chic av seen today. May i tell u what your price is? Then she asks what?? Believe me they always ask. What u tell her after that is left to ur imaginations.

It is easy to complain and condemn. This writer can go a step futher to help her people. Translate it into their local dialect,get it printed and distributed. For those who cant read,get airtime on local radio stations and read it out. The north can only be liberated by the notherners. Time will tell.

That awkward moment when your friend just finished urinating by the road side and wants to give you a hand shake. That awkward moment you spend 2hrs trying to get a chic into bed only for you to be a 2minute man. That awkward moment you see a chic and after getting all the liver to step,someone else moves in before you.

@ucever,man na wa o. All those books for just 150naira? The man no try. I have actually sold my dad's extra tyre to a vulcaniser before for just 600 box.

My mum back then used to hit me on my back ang shout,walk straight,stand tall. I was realy embarrased cos up till when i was in Uni,she would still do that-in public. Thank God i learnt to walk up straight and tall. Proud of you mum.

Hahaha,real funny. My dad used to have this favourite pant trousers and we didnt like it. He could wear it 3 days out of 5. We eventually took some battery water from his car and sprinkled it on the pant. It was a relief.

Here is another one: a man went to his son's house to get some money. He lied that the community needed his contribution for their borehole project. The guy drops 10k. He then took 7k and returned 3k to the son. All i need was just 7k to buy beer for a month.

Please can i get to know how much the RENT cost at the ports now? Urgent reply please.

Lol lol lol. Nice one man. I will eat as much as i can eat before he comes 4rm behind the stones. Foolish Roy. Oops,am also Roy, guess me am Royal Roy and nt a Foolish Roy.

Imagine what men can go through just to have some coins in the pocket. Am not talking of CRAZIEST thing you did for money o. Before some people wl come and start show casing their robbery skills. Mine first. I attempted to sell my brother's bed and mattrass to an Aboki for money. The aboki no give me correct price. What's yours? Holla.

I hate it when my d*ck is not eating well.

Please lemme know how much your Bold 5 is going for asap pls.

@poster,this is the reason why they cant allow you to marry their daughter-YOU ARE ARROGANT.
Imagine coming to seek for advice and the next thing you started bashing those who made their opinions known. If u dont like it you s@ut up. You need no advice,wait 4 more years and she will be there waiting for you.