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Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Roycemadeit(m): 6:51am On Nov 29, 2018
Abeg @centino this Katakata street, gi me the address make I take over the protection of Nurse Josephine from Chisco.




That Agbonoyibo is the animal husbandry, his family are the wild animals.



Jealousy go too much for that kind face me I slap you house make then Ndifreke apply then numba 6 oo.


Thanks for the update
Can't wait to see what's next.
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Literature › Ole by Roycemadeit(op): 10:21am On Nov 24, 2018
Screams pierced into my ears and broke-off my engagement with that which make us dose-off.
“What’s going on?” i tried to listen.
“Ole! Ole!!” A lady was screaming downstairs.
I ran to the window and peeped through, there on the ground floor, in front of the boutique; where Alhaja sold female clothes, were gathering a crowd of people; who ran one or two businesses in the plaza. I rushed downstairs. I was quite excited. I had not witnessed a scenario where a thief was caught red-handed.
“Has the thief escaped?” i asked no one in particular. I had already tried seeing above the first responders and did not see any strange face. Nobody bothered answering, the spotlight was on Madam Hourglass who was entertaining them with different tales she’s had with thieves but for she kept interjecting her tales with occasional offsetting screams of Ole. I pushed through to have a better look. Of course, that could not possibly be the Ole sitting comfortably on the chair. I turned to make my way back upstairs, my excitement was depleted.
“You done see the thief?”
“Where? I no see any thief o!” i replied. Idongesit pointed at the same person that Ihad thought could not possibly be the Ole. He is the guy that works at a traveling agency on the same floor I work. I was flabbergasted to say the least; i could not wrap my head round it.
“Why would this Bros steal woman cloth?” i thought
Like he heard my thought; he stood up and to defend himself, not until he walked closer did i realize it was a woman with a male haircut dressed in faded blue sleeveless short gown.
“My short-sightedness would have made label someone else thief. I need to get the glasses before my eyes lands me in trouble I thoughtfully concluded in time to hear the Thief say something about 48,000 naira and the boutique attendant lying.
“You 48,000? You be like persin whey done see 48,000 before?” Madam Hourglass shut her up. The thief made to say something else but madam Hourglass started clapping and screaming “Ole, ole, thief, asewo” The next thing she screamed was never anticipated; “HUSBAND SNATCHER”
Before our brains could process what she said, she screamed again “HUSBAND SNATCHER” O’boy see laff, everyone was literally rolling on the floor while the embarrassed Madam Hourglass like a snail she trotted off to her shop.
I didn’t witness the last of this “Ole” episode. I was told that after I had left the police came and took the thief away but not without slapping her a little to reset her brains; she tried to act insane.
It’s almost Christmas people, get eyes peeled.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo's Mandate Estate In Pictures by Roycemadeit(m):
Jesus never preached Christianity he simply showed mankind how to fellowship with God. An organization was coined out of Jesus' message little wonder that the western countries that had adopted the religion and brought it down to Africa first enslaved, killed and ridiculed many.

If the bible was followed the way Jesus preached the church ought to have been the place where the poorest, most miserable and depressed people would come to get more reasons to stay living.
Sadly enough these "men of God" are even more respected than God When these "men of God" mention God, the gullible congregations tremble in fear and they dare not think for themselves so they can't question anything.
So many things are wrong, I would say because we are lost, our traditional beliefs have been eroded and is now replaced with something else, something that isn't of our society. But, the truth is that our society is different from that of the white man and what the white man gave to us is still misunderstood.
We are incredibly superstitious and so this "men of God" who ought to do as Jesus did simply capitalize on our belief system and obtain your substances in the name of God. They pick what will benefit them and leave what wouldn't.
How much love (love the base of Christ's message) is been shared among "Christians" how much love is shared by Christians to other people of different religion? how much love do you receive from your G.O? I don even tire, you that is calling one man "man of God" should understand that you also have the same Bible and should be able to understand what you read or ask questions.

And by the way those people who lived before the invasion of the western missionaries that didn't know anything about Jesus Christ or even those that lived here in Africa before Jesus' birth would they all be in Hell?
Let's make it biblical the Amorities or the Philistines in the bible that were not the chosen people of God where would their destination be in the after life?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ayilara Oluwaseunfunmi: RCBC, RCCG Pastor School, A Demonic Institution by Roycemadeit(m): 6:55am On Sep 27, 2018
Nobody can say he is lying. Whether you believe or not e no concern am
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ayilara Oluwaseunfunmi: RCBC, RCCG Pastor School, A Demonic Institution by Roycemadeit(m): 6:52am On Sep 27, 2018
What Christ preached was centered on Love but unfortunately if it's not making money it's not making sense.

Africans are so gullible ehn.
Somebody tell you say he is a man of God and you believe all he says without questioning.

We should be able to dissect and analyze every info we get cuz if we don't we are nothing but zombies.
Celebrities › Re: Majek Fashek: I Have A Spiritual Problem After Reading A Book (Video) by Roycemadeit(m): 7:28am On Sep 26, 2018
The 6 & 7 books is the most popular, there are lots and loads of esoteric books that would turn a man's brain if he reads them without been initiated.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Is Real by Roycemadeit(m): 10:33am On Sep 16, 2018
If the devil isn't real, then God isn't
Romance › Re: Rich South African Man Shows Up For Date In A Truck, Lady Turns Him Down by Roycemadeit(m): 5:04pm On Aug 07, 2018
All of you have seen his mercs now they are saying I will pass the test. Recognize he is in south Africa poo
Family › Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Roycemadeit(m): 3:30am On Jul 15, 2018
dingbang:
How did you manage to put your name as the owner or the house without letting him know? You are a snitch
this is one of the most stupid comment I ever saw on nl. What the hell is "snitch" ? Then use words they don't know
Family › Re: My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin Our Home by Roycemadeit(m): 3:28am On Jul 15, 2018
HEseesall:
I had to open this account for anonymity
I'm in a dilemma, let me start like this, when i and my husband first got married we did a joint business that fetched us a huge amount of money, the aim was to build a house, when we got the money, he decided to use his' for his parents (i had no problem with that) then mine for what we wanted to use it for

Two weeks ago we had a major misunderstanding, it was soo intense to the extent that he told me to park out of the house, in the heat of things i told him that cannot be possible that the house is in my name, he was shocked, saying it is impossible we built it together that it's in his name, i had to remind him what happened then, he was furious saying it was wrong of me to use my name, that he cant believe he has been staying in a house that does not belong to him, he told his family what i did claming victim, then he packed out saying he wont come home till i change the name to his full name, i begged him to no avail, i dont even know how to tell my people, imagine if it was in his name, i and the kids would have been out of the house by now, he has requested for transfer from his office to another state cos of this, who does that?? He cant expect me to change it to his name.

Pls i need other advise to go about this, he is a good man but he feels his ego has been bruised, i need other options.


MODIFIED For those viewing this, i have made some clarifications down to page (1),
this is why it's good to marry a wise woman, let him go he will come around and if he doesn't even for the kids then he is not suffering from egoism it's African mumuism. Weldome
Literature › Re: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by Roycemadeit(m): 8:44am On Jun 21, 2018
I got no choice but to re-read globalruns again
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Literature › Re: Nku And His Many Troubles. by Roycemadeit(m): 12:26pm On Jun 15, 2018
Hmmmm
Apostle will hear of this
Literature › Re: Nku And His Many Troubles. by Roycemadeit(m): 10:32am On Jun 14, 2018
Can't wait fi this.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Our Problem Is Compounded Because Of Foreign Religions by Roycemadeit(op): 6:39am On May 28, 2018
Dami12345:
I'm sorry, I would love to.
Alas they would be offended,

How ever, parables were made for this,
They follow the same laws.

To create one must destroy, to live one must kill, to go forward one must go backwards.

It should be clear enough by now.
Unfortunately if we are not independent enough to fight for what we want.
Christianity Etc › Our Problem Is Compounded Because Of Foreign Religions by Roycemadeit(op):
Today is sunday again and many Nigerians were or are still in different religious centres.In a country where at every turn into a new street, you see at least a church. I ask why the western countries where this religion originated are not 5% religious as we are? Why they make head way in development and we with our religious dedication are still nowhere?
From day one a child is born into a Nigerian family, religion is practically forced down his throat, he leaves home for school religion is forced down his throat and on every worship day, religion is still forced down his throat. Overtime he starts regretting ever been born because if he was ever human, fight for his right, he would end up in hell. In other words he is programmed not to do the needful because he does not want to miss the paradise he hasn't seen or visited. How many of those leaders who are fantastically evil and corrupt are known to have suffered the consequences?
We (who reside on this part of the globe, we who are called africans and we who agreed that we are named Nigeria) are inarguably religious, our traditional ways of worship brought respect and helped our society flourish. If these leaders swore before an effigy of Sango would they be so bold to deep their filthy hands into public funds? The reason why they are so bold is because we use the Bible and Koran. The white man who for the love of God and did not want us to die in our "evil practices" and go to hell, introduced us to the Bible but this was after they had subdued, killed and successfully enslaved many.
Crime › Re: Rapists Attack Ovim Girls Secondary School In Isuikwuato, Abia by Roycemadeit(m): 8:25pm On May 25, 2018
[quote author=chrissylva postp=67879098]bad[/quote]wetin do your watchhuh? #electionarypic
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Roycemadeit(m): 5:38am On May 23, 2018
Sleep no gree come so I jejely entertained myself. Well finally I am here oo #lastpage. What a journey with so many twists, turns each bend ridden with suspense and humor - Royce Madeit 1772.
More grease Centino

Na now I wan crash. Person Wen no sleep for night can't be pressed ba?
Politics › Re: Transcript Of IGP Ibrahim Idris' 'Transmission' Message (Video) by Roycemadeit(m): 7:11pm On May 17, 2018
This is what happens when you swallow too much Tramadol
Crime › Re: Man Beats Lady For Refusing To Give Him Her Number by Roycemadeit(m): 7:02pm On May 17, 2018
AllHailBiafra:
Just for refusing to give her number? Big LIES. I think someone is seeking attention with a half baked story rather.

Men are always humble when they're..... like this my friend below...
which film be this
Romance › Re: Lady Lists Her Achievements At 20 As She Celebrates Her Birthday by Roycemadeit(m): 7:32am On May 16, 2018
What if MAMA is the name she calls her SUGAR MUMMY?
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Kenya For A 2-Day Programme. Check Out His Shoes, Phones by Roycemadeit(m): 7:10am On May 16, 2018
It's troubling the way "many church members" have been hypnotized. " He is the son of the owner of the universe " so therefore those that don't live in luxury are sons of who?
See make person no make me vex. Some buy private jets and give a dumb reason. Some spend hundreds of millions to build massive churches and the reason for building such an edifice is because they want it to be befitting for the presence of God. #Smh, what about the living church I.e the members that don't have jobs, food or shelter? I am waiting for the day a church would say we have enough money already for now let's hold on on the vows and donations.
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Kenya For A 2-Day Programme. Check Out His Shoes, Phones by Roycemadeit(m): 6:51am On May 16, 2018
Sodiquinone:
A pastor that cannot cure his bald head ,can never solve ur complex problems.A word is enough for the wise
. Only if it's destined
Family › Re: I Fall Sick Due To Lack Of Sex In My Marriage – Woman by Roycemadeit(m): 4:44am On May 12, 2018
The doctor must prescribed sex because conji na bastard.


Madam: "I am not feeling good since last time I came"
Doc: "When last and how frequent do you have sex?".
Madam- 2years ago
Doc : its sex infact you need to have sex aa soon as possible otherwise .... People die every day from lack of good sex. And slowly its getting out of hand that's why it's obvious now, the sooner the better..
Madam: my husband has stop touching me
Doc: as your doctor I am in the best position to touch you nobody will know, you know I swore an oath of secrecy?
Madam: please start touching me now I don't want to die
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Roycemadeit(m): 6:28pm On Apr 27, 2018
P#ssy Father
Romance › Re: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by Roycemadeit(m): 5:17am On Apr 26, 2018
sprints1:
gambling, masturbation, alcohol, drugs, money, power, fornication there addiction no be here it can lead to premature death
Add addiction to sowing seeds
Literature › Cant Reach For My Tongue by Roycemadeit(op):
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