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Family › Re: Our Tradition Dictates That A Man Inherit His Late Brother'se K E T I @eketiette by Rubyjade(op): 10:07am On Nov 16, 2022

culf:
when you hear some stories, you appreciate your family.
I remember my uncle rejected his late brother's car not to talk of fighting for it. They wont even consider the children and the widow. The painful thing is this thing happen in almost all part of the country.

Romance › Re: Nigeria And Abroad Dating? by Rubyjade: 10:06am On Nov 16, 2022

Raalsalghul:
How many are ready to go out on Dutch dates?

How many can at least smile and be friendly when approached by men like their white counterparts?

How many of them are sociable: clubs, pubs, art exhibitions?

How many are willing to drop that sense of entitlement?

Your answer lies in the above.

When in Rome, behave like the Romans.

Family › Re: Our Tradition Dictates That A Man Inherit His Late Brother'se K E T I @eketiette by Rubyjade(op): 10:11am On Nov 14, 2022

Helpout12345:
What's the title of the movie please if it has been released?

Romance › Re: Nigeria And Abroad Dating? by Rubyjade: 10:10am On Nov 14, 2022

Abroad isn’t friendly for our single women, they’re seen as the lowest perk for serious relationships. Unfortunately, most naija guys just use them for only sexual pleasure. Forget the packaging and flaunting stuff online, no serious guy abroad in their DMs. Stories plenty. Sadly.

HarlequinLekex:
Shift abeg if you marry or not na u know

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Romance › Re: Nigeria And Abroad Dating? by Rubyjade: 10:09am On Nov 14, 2022

Read it slowly

Raalsalghul:
Your post is incoherent, you might need to rephrase for a better understanding.

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Romance › Re: Nigeria And Abroad Dating? by Rubyjade: 9:53am On Nov 14, 2022

A friend that went to Japan shared his experience on this.

Most of the young fellas think marriage is like a bondage wound up with a lot of responsibility. You see that responsibility is what most of them are not ready for.

Our culture here is helping in this regard.

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Family › Re: Our Tradition Dictates That A Man Inherit His Late Brother'se K E T I @eketiette by Rubyjade(op): 11:50am On Nov 11, 2022

I dey tell you

Jovialjune1:
As you rightly said, a tradition of thieves consisting of lazy, greedy, daft, evil, illiterate men.

Family › Our Tradition Dictates That A Man Inherit His Late Brother'se K E T I @eketiette by Rubyjade(op): 11:33am On Nov 11, 2022

A lady who lives in my friend's compound, lost her husband and his people showed up from the village two days later to collect everything from her. As they began to harass her to bring the documents for the house, the car keys and cheque books, a neighbour overheard them.

He went and called three other men who were around in the compound and briefed them on what was happening. These men dressed up; one of them, a policeman who was off duty, put o his uniform. Together, they went to her door and knocked.

One of her brothers-in-law opened the door and told them to go away, that they were having a family meeting.

The three men ignored him and barged into the house. They said they were from the bank, that the late man owed millions in debt and they were there to pack his things. The wife was shocked. The man's people were shocked. Their spokesman said, "Officer, sirs, let us hold a small meeting outside. We'll be back." They went outside to have a family tete-a-tete. While they were outside, this woman's neighbours told her their plan and assured her that they wouldn't let anything bad happen to her.

Ten minutes later, her brothers-in-law, husband's uncle and cousin had still not returned. One of the men went to check on them.

Do you know these men had left? They fled and left their brother's widow alone to face alleged bankers her late husband was supposedly owing.

They hurried off to tell the whole community that everything the man had been displaying was on loan; that he was poor and owned nothing. This worked in the woman's favour, because they didn't ask her to bring a dime for the funeral.
After the man was buried, one of the neighbours who had showed up to protect her against her thieving in-laws, helped her collect her husband's benefits and sell the house.

After the sale, she quietly relocated to Canada with her children. Her in-laws nearly choked to death. I chuckle every time I remember how they showed up again, to ascertain if the house had really been sold by the "bank" and that their brother didn't own it.

A fellow on this app once said, "Our tradition dictates that a man inherit his late brother's property. It is my right. His wife is not part of his family. The moment he dies, their contract is done." Interesting, this tradition that demands that you inherit your brother's property, and not his debts. It doesn't tell you to care for your brother's orphans and widow. It gives you the right to only take and not give.

Such a hollow tradition. Sounds like a tradition of thieves.

Addendum:
I was under the assumption that tweeps know you can own apartments in storied buildings in major cities in Nigeria. I referred to the gated enclave in which the building stands, as a compound. Pardon me for using house and apartment interchangeably

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Romance › Re: Which Sex Is More Promiscuous: Male Or Female? by Rubyjade: 10:40am On Nov 11, 2022

Both

Investment › Re: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by Rubyjade: 10:08am On Nov 11, 2022

#NGN is gaining momentum, if you are from #Nigeria and holding USDT to save yourself from #Naira Inflation, it's time to buy #Naira back.

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Investment › Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Rubyjade: 10:06am On Nov 11, 2022

From 2022 all $ notes 2021 and below will be rendered invalid. So I think those hoarding $ FX are returning dem back to Banks. Demand is reducing

Notice that € and £ aren't falling d way $ is

Also, FED Pivot is the major cause, the market is not responding well to it. The US is changing its monetary policies and if one of those rumours flying around is true of not accepting bills printed less than 2021, then it may get catastrophic further.

Crime › Re: Lady Caught On CCTV Poisoning Her Boyfriend’s Drink by Rubyjade: 9:52am On Nov 11, 2022

Na skit jor,isn't it obvious enough �
Anyways, moral of the lesson is to always guard and guide yourself with all deligence

Jovialjune1:
Since i watched the video few minutes ago I've not been able to close my mouth, that guy suppose beat nonsense comot for her body, the annoying part of all is she had the guts to keep saying trash, dey suppose use razor slice that her running mouth, evil human

Dear diick mongering men, cultivate the habit of avoiding temptation, make una try to dey look away when it comes to women, stop letting your diick think for you, self discipline save lives, avoiding sex has never killed anyone, what if the hotel didn't have cctv? the guy for don die niyen, take heed fa, toh.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Find Iya Ibeji A Job Plz by Rubyjade: 9:39am On Nov 11, 2022

I do not know but let me ask and get back to you. How is the crypto market?

DenreleDave:
is it still available?

pls

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 1:11pm On Nov 08, 2022

This is outrageous even the LIRS calculator does give 17k+[quote author=ednut1 post=118220315][/quote]

Politics › Re: Governor Oyebanji Announces Gabriel Adesoji (AngelGabby) As Media Aide by Rubyjade: 1:10pm On Nov 08, 2022

400 in Kabba

donforeign:
Fuel price 250 in Edo..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 12:57pm On Nov 08, 2022

If you make ₦1,560,000 a year living in Nigeria, you will be taxed ₦349,078. That means that your net pay will be ₦1,210,922 per year, or ₦100,910 per month. Your average tax rate is 22.4% and your marginal tax rate is 27.5%. This marginal tax rate means that your immediate additional income will be taxed at this rate. For instance, an increase of ₦100 in your salary will be taxed ₦27.51, hence, your net pay will only increase by ₦72.49. wink

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Receive Payment From An Employer In the Philippines by Rubyjade: 12:57pm On Nov 08, 2022

Noted

anu3:
You can send me a mail, please.

I just have to sort some things first before referring people again...

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Rubyjade: 12:54pm On Nov 08, 2022

He should go to schools in his area and drop cv

Omakraid:
Please if there is any vacancy in Abuja (lugbe and its environs),please share. A friend is in dire need of it. Thank you

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Rubyjade: 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2022

Do not miss the opportunity to work with one of the best schols in Maryland

Mztemmy:
Good afternoon, please who knows anything about halified school, Maryland.
Their possible interview questions, work relation and remuneration.
Please help

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Receive Payment From An Employer In the Philippines by Rubyjade: 12:23pm On Nov 08, 2022

Okay! Thank you. I am looking forward to hearing from you.

anu3:
Possibly when things get clear soon, hopefully. And if your English is good—especially grammar and pronunciation in general.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Receive Payment From An Employer In the Philippines by Rubyjade: 12:17pm On Nov 08, 2022

Lovely! Can you link me up

anu3:
Thanks... Saw this on Google too.

I teach English.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Can I Receive Payment From An Employer In the Philippines by Rubyjade: 12:05pm On Nov 08, 2022

How did you get the job

anu3:
I need realistic ideas, please...

Most major banks in the Republic of the Philippines or PH let you wire money to banks in Nigeria. However, you might get weaker exchange rates and pay higher fees all for the privilege of a slower transfer.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 12:01pm On Nov 08, 2022

So, what's the net pay

ednut1:
I never insulted you. Why are you triggered lol. 130k cant be annual as thats 10k a month. He also mentioned net pay which is monthly. I dont need to calculate it as they HR amount is probably correct, there is pension and other deductions too. There is no way it can be 9k deductions. I dey work i for calculate am

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 12:00pm On Nov 08, 2022

Good question

dfrost:
That's total for PAYE, Health, NHF, Pension. What is the exact amount for your PAYE?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:53am On Nov 08, 2022

So, what's thenet pay for 150k given the fact that pension and nhs are deducted

ednut1:
first 300k is annual not monthly. I did taxes as an auditor and accountant.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:51am On Nov 08, 2022

bonjoconjo:
Payroll calculations are strictly finance , because of pension taxes PAYE and other statutory deductions which HR doesnt know about,
HR will provide attendance records, intakes , leavers & joiners and advise who is confirmed and who isnt etc , then finance do they calculation and present to the CEO and MD for approval.

if you do it any other way. if any problems happens with LIRS or FIRS you are on ur own. some tax mistakes can be costly and lead to huge fines & penalties because HR is strong headed.

Finance has full responsibility for payroll, HR has partial responsibility
HR advises Finance on payroll info. Shikena, but ultimately it is finance responsibility HR JUST SUPPORTS.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:47am On Nov 08, 2022

Please, help me calculate the net paye for 130k

dfrost:
He's actually right. First 300,000 is 7%.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:46am On Nov 08, 2022

, They actually do not.

toprealman:
Do they really care?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:42am On Nov 08, 2022

ThierryJay:
Payroll management is not only about salaries, it also covers accuracy in calculating tax, pension and other statutory deductions which the FM is better placed to handle otherwise you'd be overpaying or underpaying staff and the Government which is a risk to the company.

So in reality in most structured organizations, it is a joint responsibility between HRM who provide the source data and FM who finalizes the report with the deductions and net disbursements due to staff.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:36am On Nov 08, 2022

ednut1:
tax of 9k on 130k. What are you smoking ~~bro~~ Sis, what the tax?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by Rubyjade: 11:36am On Nov 08, 2022

paye 8462
Pension 8% of 130k

gentle007:
Jesus! Let's assume that they are cheating her, and you believe her take home should be 121, then how much is paye and how much is pension?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Need A Job Please by Rubyjade: 11:34am On Nov 08, 2022

gOOGLE HOTELS IN oWERRI

Chenult:
I am in Owerri, and I need laundry work in a hotel. Can you be of help?

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