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Lalas247:
In a serious RELATIONSHIP

This is not true, you self think am.

Menh...... look at analysis! Even with the over 139k monthly before pension and tax, siblings don't ask money from me (infact they will want to give me), mom, very okay and will even give me which I always turn down (she packs plenty of food for me when I visit) and I can't still find my salary before 24th of every month?

Now, where is all the money going? All these karashika (slay queens) monitoring spirit girls? My V6 Avalon whip? abi the Aso Rock rats are eating my money? I can dash money sha.

..... And Mom will shout bring one girlfriend let's start from there and I am like what is she gonna eat? with this my peanut take home? Nah! It is also funny how family, friends and colleagues tell you their own quota for the whole marriage thingy and I'll be like you guys should convert the while sh!t to money and wire into my account..... because sure I'll receive alert of over 1.5mil. lol.

I raise my hand for the analyzers and all, it is not really easy. I wish I can cut down on some excess though but wouldn't it cause ulcer? lol.... the mouth don too wide jare. Me that is thinking of quitting my job because of the change compared to my experience and all.

Ladies, this thread is for you to encourage aspiring young men like me/us who are trying to get ''THERE'' and not to milk the little that is left of us. Encourage us, stand by us whether na 1 naira, 35k, 1 million or 30billion till we get where we are very comfortable. Is that too much for you all ladies to do?

Alot of you ladies praising the Original Poster will not still follow him just 1 out of 1,980. Let the truth be said.

I wonder how this bloggers or what write their stories. "Popular Computer Village". Those shops opposite the MTN office is not a computer village. What do you call Garrison/Ogbunabali?

It's a pity this happened. The rain is crazy and the erosion that place is too much. The land has indirectly washed off.

We take a lot of risk in this country, no safety at all.

Lalas247:
Black chics don't blush

They blush very well. Lol

Lalas.... your name sounds babish.

Lalas247:
Iffa hear

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rbp.gif

Does that answer my question? Oh no!

Ehen..... why are you blushing?

Lalas247:
Haha virgins still dey nl

I like you Lalas. It's a soft feelings. Let's be friends?

Benita27:
WAEC question.

Is that a way of saying I won't answer me?

Benita27:
My dear, I could recall my first bf. He broke up with me, took me two weeks of depression, wishing he would call back to say it was a mistake and we could continue dating for me to move on. I loved him that much, but today he's the one begging me for attention after yrs of not communicating. I see him change dp and I'm not bothered to take a clear look. He isn't even my current spec of guys. That's life for you!.

What's your spec in three (3) lines not more than 15 words?

how much last?

where is your location?

Benita27:
Why didn't you stop her if you were so sure?.

I was not too sure of the person and secondly she was with her boss or colleague and it was a meeting, I did not want to push.

Benita27:
I don't know where that is. How did it go?.

Oh.......... that girl I saw is someone I have seen somewhere before.


It went well thanks.

Benita27:
Not at all. Was at RUST this morning but currently at work. You saw my doppelganger?.

I saw someone that looks like you sha.

I went for a meeting at British Council.

Benita27:
As he took the message personal he must be one na.

Hey Benita,

Where you somewhere around Olu Obasanjo for a Seminar/Meeting this afternoon?

ukeme200:
Thanks, have u written yours?

Someone that wrote this morning.

Hint: The test question is Maths & English. 45 Questions in 45 minutes.

Know your arithmetic, geometric progression, percentage calculation and all.

The English is filling up the sentence with the correct words and also find nearest in meaning.


Goodluck!

Benita27:
Most extremely cute guys are cassanovas 'cause ladies are naturally attracted to them.

Jealous comment.

NairalandCS:
Waiting for that NL babe to pm me.

Even me too I am waiting.

They can stingy and form with PM's eehh.

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Benita27:
First school leaving certificate is like Junior WAEC, both are useless. They give all the applicants same grade(C parallel). I think you would want to hold on to it if that was the highest level of education you attained. I'm not sure if it's needed when applying for a job 'cause most employers demands for WAEC and Bsc.

I lost mine too, but not bothered.

It is important if you work with Federal or State Ministries. That certificate is as important as your BSc certificate when it is time for auditing and all.

They are also use it to know your real age when it comes for retirement. Haven't you wondered how some employees in the ministries eat their gratuity while still on service and they retire them without any take home? This certificate solves the problem.

captainegba:
Thanks bro, just scared that she wont look like my aunty much leta

Personally this depends how she keeps and take care of her body. Some very much younger people don't take care of their body so as not to look old. So it depends if she really pays attention to her body.

I know some ladies who got married and have children, now they think it doesn't really matter but actually it does matter big time.

So do you see her as that type that wouldnt pay attention to her body? Figure that yourself, it's your problem!

Benita27:
It happens too, but to be on a safer side I'm more concerned about the man.

Me I'm concerned about the lineage.

Young lad, 23days isn't 23years. Forget all the 21st century believers and focus on real issues. It's this same 21st century reasoning about marriage that has made the institution of marriage sore.

Adam was older than eve (Only God knows the age difference but it wasn't days). Believe it or not age difference commands some sort of respect. ( I'm very much aware any woman you have slept with automatically becomes your mate but the age difference still commands some respect too).

You can call me old fashioned but this is reality. My reservation will be let there be some age gap. Atleast sometimes when you are acting like the Boss in the house she will recall you aint her age mate and all, but when you guys are age mates? It could be worst. Women are funny people.

Benita27:
Well said op. Well, I think genes plays a major factor in one's brilliance, that's why I can't marry an olodo for a husband 'cause he may pass it on to my kids which I don't want. I have seen cases where no matter the teaching approach used, the child still remains dumb, and he took after his dad.

Must it be the dad? What if it's from the moms mother or moms grandfather or something.

autojosh:
.

I will buy this car for Mzjin.

She cannot settle for less.

Benita27:
I tire for these people. When a Badoo activity thread is opened, they'll all disappear but once one thread about crime is opened for Rivers State they'll start screaming "Rivers of blood", and how every male child of Rivers indegene is a cultist. It's annoying!. And these are the same people that where living with Evans and are still living with unknown Evans and the deadly Baboo group that kills poor people with grinding stones. How hypocritical could some people be on NL!.

No vex sister.

MzJin:
hahahahahahahahhha you wish....

How are you Ms. Jinlin? You just dey make me laugh.

MsRoe:
Role playing requires that you seriously commit to character. You can play out whatever fantasies you have......(strangers at a bar in a public restroom, burglar in her room, teacher & student, etc).....you don't necessarily have to dress up in medieval gear.

You can try blindfolding each other and get each other off; set time limits to give each other orgasms; do it in your car before seeing a movie; get her off at the movies; play strip poker, T or D; use ice; get high; reminisce on your favorite sexual moments....etc

Hehehe.... this girl has killed it. I'll try the bolded this weekend. This babe have to love me. Lol

MzJin:
Weti abeg oga na fly I fly no be run sef..........

Benin witches.... they can fly eh.

Na so e dey start, when I buy the car now you will want to drag front seat.

MzJin:
Hahahhaahahahahahhahahahahahhaahha!!!!!!! em about to run .........with my legs flying ova my head.......come where?? before dem use my head buy car..........

Lol. Some people can fear sha. Don't run abeg

MzJin:
I must ride with ye

....baby come closer! Front seat for you, no other person can take that.

I must buy this car!

We don't make noise when we are FTC.

Even the hustle is silent. Everything legal and paying.