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jbaby265:
Hmmm this is a scary question pls don't ask me that here

"What would people say" has killed a lot of dreams. Let me PM you. Will you reply?

jbaby265:
Wait oo how did you find my location first of all

I checked your profile - Rivers.

So can my Mom get to meet you?

jbaby265:
Am here.. Yes am here but I don't even know anything here

I can't figure it out but I know somewhere in my heart. I can benefit from this thread..

This PH babe.... can I show you to my mom?

Make I take sit as Chairman!

Bring it on, I am ready..... I must to love o!

Nellychinma20:
i can't have feelings for him.
he offered to marry me and take me to another country
the dude is bleeding rich

Let's say a man approached you and you found out the wife is late and he has a son will you date him?

Nellychinma20:
years back I would be the first to comment this but with experience I know better.
pray u don't encounter one cos i have one chasing me for 2yrs+ now and I don't think he's giving up in the nearest future

What if the man's wife is late would you date such men if they pressure you?

I am on low tank currently, will refill my tank as I step out.

Driving on reserve is not actually good. It should not be an habit to avoid damage to your fuel pump especially with all these bad fuel in Nigerian filling stations.

optional1:

Don't worry I'll keep my beards for you.

optional1:
haba


me lomatic ke.. Haba my king

Hahaha.... funny peeps.

optional1:
oh sorry my king kong.

You ain't even romantic.

optional1:
very good will be expect you babyboo...


Lemme modify my address.

What's babyboo? I am not a baby, it sounds girlish.

Call me Baba Olowo or King Kong.

lovelygurl:
Uhn? I am just in awe. Isn't it fascinating to know men never argue?

Men argue but not like women. You guys go extreme, that's the point.

optional1:
no 10 boko street sambisa forest borno state...

Do quick lemme modify.

Got It. Will send NAF Jet 958 to drop the parcel at the exact coordinate.

lovelygurl:
Oh so men don't argue? Wow

Is that an argument or series of warnings?

optional1:
just come first... When you come list go don ready...


But at least carry some $ come give momo nd popsy..

Address?

Aderola15:
I'm not smart when it comes to snitching because unlike you I don't go about saying shii I shouldn't say. And you think you are smart, really? Go back to Jude's words, he said someone that "knows you" not someone you know and who doesn't know nairaland's lil miss perfect?


And you accusing me without concrete evidence isn't in your head? Loool.

Ps: I won't be replying you until Jude comes here to confirm whom he was referring to... And pray it's me because otherwise won't be nice.

kimbra:
The same Jude's word reads a "She" that knows me. The only "She" that knows me and is talking with Jude offline is you(Aderola).

Here we go with that "Little miss perfect" phrase. So you too believe I am perfect?. No one is perfect dear!, we only strive towards perfection. You and I know Jude will say otherwise to cover your ass and there's nothing you'll do that I won't like that you haven't done already.

Just a warning, stay off my affairs. That'll do both of us some good.

Women will always be women.

optional1:
so awfa u dey come see my pple.. Beside my papa dey here while my momo dey kitchen and d other room...

I fit introduce u to him here first of all.

Oya send address and tell me things to bring come.

Maxi112:
for this recession... na waiting them they ask?


you stay same state?

You go be canter if them kidnap you.

I virtually stay almost every state.

You can call me MTN - Everywhere You Go.

optional1:
ah...

C no worry d name no mean but if you want better name i go call you...

Honey baby boo honeypie sugar... Abi which name u prefer make i call you..

lol. You just made me laugh. Funny you.

None of the above.

Maxi112:
no kidnap me one day oh.


I use God name they beg you.

How much you get wey person go kidnap you? I tire.

Maxi112:
really?

enjoy then

This Port Harcourt Boy. I see you.

optional1:
ah

did i just read $100b for ur acct



See brose all dat thing i write na joke oh.. But beard gang rocks...

When you go c my popsy nd ma momsy

Na with this kinda name you give me you want me to come see your parents? Nah!

Maxi112:
you ain't a learner ni


money or nothing.

I have got it all. Money and beards.

optional1:
for your mind you get beard dey waka about wit am like boko and u no get money for pocket how d girls wan take turn on.....


Oga make sure say u get money cos my like no b another person like.

You forget say "$100billion" for the account ooo.

Do I look like a learner? Who does not know what a woman whats?

optional1:
where them beard gang

Those set of niggas are d best to turn a lady on.

Are you serious?

hehe...... That means I have been turning a lot of girls on unknowingly.

Benita27:
I used my alternate for a while. This one was on ban.

Sorry o! Welcome back.

I missed you small

Benita27:
I am a work in progress. Can't afford to get married now. So you're aware today is my bday?...terrible you!.

I'm not really aware. I saw some random post this night that's how I got to know. You know what? I will prefer doing the shout out Personal and private not in this platform.

You still owe me that mail though. But wait o! Where have you been hiding since?

Benita27:
Op, help me tell them. This is the best have read on here this week.

Like someone said. At every stage of our lives there are certain kind of persons who would want to identify with us. When you tell an average Nigerian guy that there are things you would want to accomplish as a lady before thinking of marriage...They go... "We know your types". You can't give what you don't have. Some are comfortable at the level they are, waiting on a rich prince charming to drop and take care of their burdens, not adding extra value to their person.

Because of this statement...... Will You Marry Me?

Make it remarkable on your bday!

I can't deal with block heads. Beauty without brain is useless like lifeless sperm.

benjanjo1:
how much is their processing fee?!

The FGN Saving bond has no processing for this week.

The window is open from Monday 13th March 2017 - 17th March 2017

Are you in Port Harcourt or Lagos? visit any Capital Bancorp Plc Office. They are listed brokers to buy the bond for you.

HateU2:

Fear Fear!

And you claim to be a strong woman.

HateU2:
I can go miles for the guy I love. Work with him to make his dream come true, be his best friend and mother(that corrects). If I love a guy, his happiness will be my priority

Then what are you waiting for to do these things.