₦airaland Forum

ElFenomeno1:
Only babies do that not does that Daft cu nt

Haba!
must u add insult to d correction

Diamonddris:
My name is Diamond, and I just had a new girl friend after breaking up with a very loving girl(my X.).

But the problem I have with this my new girl is that every time she comes visiting,she comes with two to three of her friends and this is so annoying.
Minus spending a lot of money to entertain the four of them,I dnt get any intimacy with my girl because of the presence of her friends..although the girl is very pretty..

When I asked her why she brings her friends to my house in all her visits, she told me that she wants them to see how handsome I am..when I told her that her reasons are ridiculous, she grew angry, and I love this girl...and she is not picking my calls for two days now.

Please Nairalanders, what should I do?

Am I in love? Or has STUPIDITY taken over ME?

So u are telling me u cnt smooch her in front of her friends
infact i'll play naughty with her friends also make we see who mumu pass

guy dont dull o na 2016 i dey look for front so

mynd44isabastard:
.... the dude middle name na banning

Maybe he'z trying to form Sexkillz an ex mod on NL

Best advice
eat, drink, Bleep, rest and repeat.

mynd44isabastard:
Ok.. my moniker says it all

Bro u funny o...wetin d guy do u?

Her face look totaly different from her chest

titi4fola:
Colanut, coconut and orogbo. Guess it has meaning!

Bitter cola

ODUBEZE:
Check your dictionary! maybe you will be able to differentiate between suing and bribery!
It is well!

I didn't type those words with dictionary

#move on bro

Mehn am still trying to figure out why people chosed to be so daft, u were protesting for Biafra they turned deaf ears to ur protestants

Now u are sueing them, should we say u are systematicaly asking for bribe.

So banana no dey wear dah tin finish

Banana men in d house i troway salute o.

With thorough observation all i could derive from this post is that the items listed by the priest are meant to prevent those gaytoad from such unlawful act.

if they are caught again they might pay more...ther'z nothing like spiritual cleasing na God fit stop then.

slimzypink:
broke man, just honda cross tour lasan lasan... when i bought my bf range rover 2014 model

What abt people on the street finding it hard to buy bicycle

If i call u stupeed nw it will look like insult to stupeed people...na honda cross tour u dey call lasan lasan

pretydiva:
He wants to kill himself by himself..smh..common sense indeed isn't common

and money can't buy it.

That my family and i were able to survive the hardship, killing, bombing, kidnapping, starvation the list long abeg.

and thanking GOD for those who were able to make it till this moment.

#Chinekedi_involved

A lot?
in what states, am seeing another attack from BH on NL headlines.

moscobabs:
Aye nse man yi gan

Gidi gan

Their headache

my family does not feed from their oil money neither are they going to share the budget with us.

#Orimijekinlowo

kings09:
Chai, see hw they quickly passed judgement witout option of fine sef. While sum1 looted n shared 2billion dollars n granted bail. I guess am right if I say sumtin z spiritually wrong wit dis country.

Seconded

She might have forgotten she has a baby...short tym loss of memory

Despite d huge amount Lagos generate yearly or should i say monthly

plz they should use that money for the betterment of lagos state even when we all knw they will steal from it.

How do u xpect a killer to tell you he is a killer
Oloshi!!

Strategic Liars!!
Can't judge who lied most, this man or my ex

MOD abeg Modify the topic and correct your "CONSTUME"
it might be typo error.

Yeah we knw...but no be ur classmate hand be daht

doublewisdom:
Who censored that last picture? Is the person also mad?

Bro u weakhead oO i mean wicked

lalasticlala:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/12/22/our-gods-will-punish-those-who-collect-david-marks-rice-without-voting-him-pdp-chieftain/

Thunda faya you OGEBE
how much is a bag of rice compared to every million your party looted

thank GOD i did not vote any bagga.

illmatic101:
So out of everything in the whole world na cucumber dey your mine, Madame stop tagging my presido with cucumber

Calling GEJ cucumber will look like insult to stupeed people

he is not cucumber and he acts clueless during his tenure.

The shop assistant is telling her those champaigne are produced mainly for Nigerians

Buh she didn't grab.

slimbless:
The last pic does not look like her

It looks like dah posture UNDERTAKER uses in WWE when he finally get on stage.

Mehn dah last picture kept me wondering...guys go suffer dis yuletide season

Ndi Ara

despite the huge amount of money aviation ministry generate