₦airaland Forum

Those of you thanking Jesus are dumbass Christians. Stop thanking Jesus because your suffering in shiithole Nigeria is a little lesser than that of a child in Afghanistan. Rather say a prayer for them. You idiots think the journey with Jesus is about material needs and comfort, safety and peace. It is sometimes, sometimes it's trying.... Saul almost pinned David the anointed to wall. Abraham had to go to war to free Lot. Danger,war and strife will always be lurking, being with Jesus ensures you're not engulfed by just a battle but come out of the war with scars but alive and well. That's the fuckinng picture!
As for muthafuckinng anti-Jesus, atheistic mofos, Jesus ain't your problem. Jesus don't give you crude oil and build you a fuckinng refinery. You need someone to blame for the evil you see around you, blame your fuckinng leaders and your dark minded people. Blame the pretentious bastards who claim to be godly but a leeches, vipers and wolves draining the gullible and lost. Blame yourself and your kind who would never let Christians be but always attacking and smearing them.
Fucck you all!

This erstwhile broomstick looking Rwandan President is stretching his inelastic luck too thin. He seems to be doing well especially with the economy in so much that Rwandans handed him a third term via a referendum which adjusted the constitution but he is letting it get to his head. If Rwandans can't speak ill of him, they will do ill.

Just sell your burnt plantains in peace.

Who keeps recycling this "Seun Kuti bullshit"?
He is saying they can steal but should spend it on fuckinng black home made brands?
This whole shiit of black and white is sickening. You blame the white man for slavery but absolve the blacks that aided them to enslave their fellow black people. Black people should leave white people alone and write their own story!

ReneeNuttall:
Air travel the safest? Really?won't argue with u sir.As for the song I was asked to pay to get it which I did twice yet I couldn't download it.

Nice song. I just listened to it. How do I send you a link? Here?

Now that the parosident is in the U.K., he should personally arrest Nnamdi Kanu and fly back home with him. After all the U.K. is an extension of Nigeria.

ReneeNuttall:
After watching that Ethiopian airline burst into flames,I vowed never to travel by air.Funny enough my house is sharing a barb wire fence with d airport and I see people trooping in and out of the airport to board flights,all I do Is pray for their safety silently. I can't imagine myself entering those old planes.

Air travel is actually the safest form of transportation. Sounds so dumb but true.
A Nigerian who prays for other's safety and not just money, money, money.... You are an angel .
I viewed you profile, that song you looking for, found it?

The people should resist this vehemently. They would only comply if they are ignorant of land ownership laws.

fvck:
Their juju which is the bird forbids them eating goat meat

Wow. That's self-enslavement. Not eating goat meat for a bird.

fvck:
Eiye is pure witchcraft, check most of their lives, they don't progress. And do ya all also know they don't eat goat meat?

Why don't they eat goat meat?

DisGuy:
I.T magnate....

Biko...What's the name of that his company again?

Fortec Investment. Go and apply

abumeinben:
What I.T is he into? That's what got me into this thread.

You know, if you asked a G-guy what's the nature of his business, he'll be like

"I'm into I.T".

Not everyone is into crime. If you were informed, you would know Nicky Jonas Okeke. He is a recognized information technology businessman.

Badgers14:
Something to ponder!

If Atiku is being accused of not being a Nigerian because he was allegedly born in a place that was under Cameron at the time but now Nigeria.

If so, is our parents or those of us born before 1960 independence when Nigeria is still under British Rule have a claim to British Citizenship

Lol. If those born before 1960 are Britons, therefore their children are Britons too. All Nigerians are Britons. Let the Exodus to mother Britain begin!

Order is the first and primary law. Without order, chaos ensues and everything falls apart.
Organised churches,seminars and business meetings usually ask people to sit as they come so they know available seats. People seating haphazardly speaks of poor organization and it can bring about problems that could be avoided.
If the young man in this story refuses to go to church again because of the incident, he would have no one to blame but himself. He was disobedient to constituted authority and had intent to disrupt a gathering of faith. If he would not sit as ordered, he should have waited outside till there were only seats at the back or go home.

Why start now?
It's better late than never.
He's setting up traps for the incoming assembly.
He wants us to think he's good.
But this is for 2018.
Where is 2016,2017 and 1914.




Nigerians will always complain even when you turn from bad to good. They will ask why you did not repent earlier.

Nairaland wakes up and sleeps with sex, big butts and cleavages on front page.

we put about six tribunals base on the geopolitical zones
The six geopolitical zones were created in the time of Abacha. Historical distortion.

other than the president and the Vice President, the others, I put them in Kiri-Kiri, and I told them they are guilty until they can prove themselves innocent.
The President lies! You locked up Ekwueme in prison but put your brother Shagari in a comfortable house under "house arrest".

I may be ‘Baba go slow’ but I didn’t loot
Being bereft of ideas on how to fast track development and social advancement is not a virtue. You are slow and it shows in the economy slowing down.

Aiyes are black men.
Eiyes are black men.
They both claim to be fighting a common enemy, the"oppressor". They hate each other.
They kill each other.
Therefore they are each other's enemy.
They do not contribute to the nation's economy or to it's safety and well-being.
They hide in the dark like cockroaches.
That's a huge pile of confusion.

The Senate should summon the petroleum minister at once to explain why these oil blocks remain dormant.

Nigerians still celebrating roads and bridges, when it's the age of AI and space defense.

3. Never order the expensive dish on the menu when someone is treating you for lunch/dinner. If possible ask them to order their choice of food for you.
Never take a Nigerian most especially to lunch or dinner in a restaurant where you can't afford the expensive dish on the menu, most will order for that one and you might end up being embarrassed to pay.

LazyGold:
Why must they lead when they even seem like the dumbest tribes in Nigeria

Why must you lead? Because others are not intelligent as you ? You guys should keep deceiving yourselves lol

Everyone is given "gold" in the form of a brain but some are lazy they can't use it for anything good or comprehend a clear statement.
Why must they lead? Because you have been leading for over half a century and you seem to be going in circles.
I never said nor implied others are not intelligent. If you had any iota of intelligence you would understand that leading cannot be done by all, some must follow, even if they are equally intelligent. I will understand if you are intellectually lazy to understand this as your moniker suggests.

Esseite:
Why amplify Anambra all over.... you could have just called them Nigerians indicating their names, its left for tribalists to show their irritating colours except you are in that same line of thought aswell.

State of origin is amplified in everything in Nigeria. It is so in the military, in government, in companies and also school admissions. Nigeria is a multi ethno-coloured nation. Unfortunately, it has become it's primary weakness than it's strength.
On the subject matter, if this sleeping giant Nigeria ever wishes to rise again, embrace the Igbos and allow their intellectualism lead.
Igbo amaka!

anyimontana:
Lol...u know the kind people u fit ruin their wedding,not me...I treat 4uckups for a living..

Lol.... I just liked you instantly.

Some northerners are beasts only fit to bear burden, the brain they carry obviously weighs them down.

Blue3k:
Lol what took the court so long. They should have done this a year ago. The defense told you the client was kidnapped and didnt know where abouts. The prosecution said he ran away. This is one reason trials take so long since judges drag their feet on decisions.

This event shows his sureties are up creek without a paddle. Its time to forfeit cash or sit in jail. They could always disappear like Kanu. The judge doesnt care for their excuses.

Think before you speak. Those who signed bail bonds cannot be jailed as bail has been REVOKED by a court.

The primary problem of Adams Oshiomhole is that he speaks from the bitter end all the time. He vowed to impeach Saraki and Dogara when clearly his party did not have the numbers. APC still does not have absolute majority, they simply have plurality. The APC chairman should take a crash course in politics.

When the real war between North and South begins, the South will have no soldiers. It is coming.

It's just a normal handshake. The cameraman caught there hands mid-air. Just nothing but a mountain out of a molehill.

Basketmouth seems to be talented in drawing fire towards himself.

psalmz:
What's PDA?

Personal Digital Assistant

When these third-party apps started out, WhatsApp used to ban users who installed them for 72hrs and upwards. After seeing that a sizeable number especially it's teeming youthful users had installed these apps, the ban stopped.
The reason WhatsApp has suddenly decided to resume banning users of modified WhatsApp app is because the company wants to launch adverts on WhatsApp. These modified apps can be easily made to block out these ads. WhatsApp is broke and needs a way out of it's financial crisis.