₦airaland Forum

Bug her phone so u can get the voice note of the calls

Adun27:
Please some weeks ago, I found out that her colleague (a male) calls her often. I told her but immediately she flair up and went to work with anger, she told me that the boy was calling him for work meanwhile they will see for sure the second workday, when you left home angrily without even fighting her.

The boy sent me some texts on WhatsApp explaining that she wants to collect a phone from my wife blahblahblah, I never replied the text, the boy called me twice on the second day and I didn't pick, my wife told me that the boy saw her face look angry and that's why he asked what was wrong with her and she explained to him, she told me that was why he was texting me.

Yesterday, I found out that the same boy still calls my wife and my wife calls him too, when I raised the issue again she flair up telling me the boy was calling him to ask her welfare.
What is confusing is that the first time they talk different things, why would a reasonable guy continues calling her after he knew it caused fight the first time, why would she continue too when she knows that it's threatening her marriage.

My wife has been denying me sex for 3 months, tell me if that's possible for a girl who loves to Bleep.

My wife has a child for me and she has been supportive financially, she does house chores everything, but she had betrayed me twice before, one was cheating, the other she stole money coniving with my cousins at my former business.

Please somebody advise me what to do.

Doctors don run finish, and una say eh go Betta !

wizzybobo:
https://dailytrust.com/brain-drain-nigeria-left-with-24000-doctors-nma

This guy dey look like tiff,he go tiff our owo

Joshmoore:
Chai

From today we call you SCORPION MAN

jimyjames:
I didn't treat it , endured the pains ,

The one on my thighs happened when I dried my blanket under the sun on my fence, I returned in the evening took the blanket without checking it, the scorpion was in the blanket , covered it at night and it stung me on my thighs, my thighs were sweaty for few hours but it did me no harm

The second one close to my armpit was during the hot season, some 4 yrs back I think, there was no light I left the door open for some fresh air , I slept on the floor close to my door, it entered and stung me , same thing happened , sweat for few hours and it was over

Na spiritual problem

Niece:
An unidentified man has been caught stealing a drink “Champari” in one of the supermarkets along Aka Etinan Road in Uyo, the capital of Akwa Ibom State.

After he was caught and beaten, he was stripped. Upon interrogation, the man disclosed that he stole the drink to celebrate his birthday.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CjsQxiiooBb/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

If na police now we go dey shout,how una go dey burn evidence,korokoro wen investigation is still on! Na wa oo[quote author=phoneport post=117464119]Source:

#BREAKING: Nigerian military sets ablaze vessel caught loading illegal crude oil in Delta by Tompolo and his men. @MKKyari @nnpclimited #NNPC #Tompolo #Nigeria pic.twitter.com/xbzcoBNGA9

— GbaramatuVoice | Voice of the Niger Delta (@gbaramatuvoice) October 10, 2022

]

Na Dem, Black Goat head Always Foolish,una don turn the woman to widow now,over wetin?

frankleesehi:
Source: https://hgsmediaplus.com/2022/10/04/nigerian-man-stabbed-to-death-in-malaysia-after-confronting-suspected-cultist-at-a-club-graphic-photos/

Lalasticlala

NSCDC

Fira09:
SOURCE

Lolololololol

officialwdhtv:
Lady rejects her boyfriend's proposal on their graduation day.

She even collected the ring from him and threw it away to the shock of her already cheering friends.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1VY5GxgHcA

In fela voice
Arch bishop na Enjoyment
Imam na gbaladun

Newsmic:
https://igberetvnews.com/1427441/bishop-kukah-dances-buga-song-70th-birthday-celebration-photos-video/

[ :-quote author=Macsjebs post=115762845]
Source: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/real-life-vampire-49-body-27752779#[/quote][sup][/sup]DRACULA

Dis one no fit chop Eba o

ogbiwa:
https://www.theemergingindia.com/jawless-man/

Who is d village head what's d closet airport or city?
In France [quote author= post=115504073]Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/couple-couldnt-afford-house-uk-27595611.amp[/quote]

ASA����

Omicronvaccine:
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CgMe2lvAJzz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Help me contacts them to ship me in,I am a professional African giant snail picker

Islie:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/giant-african-snails-force-us-town-into-quarantine/

I must cook dis tmrw,eh don tey wey eh dey Hungry me

Channah1:
Pics 1 ingredients

Pics 2 boiled the stockfish pomo with little water, onion and crayfish.

Pics 3 added more water and the black fish to boil some more.

Pics 4.. added the ogbono and oil paste to the boiling stock and allowed to cook very well
.

I cook mine last night.. Omo eh enter body oo! Slept for like 4hrs afta I chop am finish.. this life jes take care of ursef and loved ones leave wahala for wahala

When I saw the disunity among Christianity of different kinds dis one claiming pentecostal d oda day m Charismatic and bla bla bla same for the oda rag head religion I just back out and told myself I don't belong with this people i believe in God not the Religion

sundaygray:
Omo i observed the life, learned different religions sat down and thought about life in general and also, never had a spiritual encounter i have spent money, a lot of money for a spiritual encounter but no level baba.The lack of evidence just make me chill. Unless God appears and shows himself to me, no level

Human killing Human, just like Animals do in d jungle we all in a jungle govern with Politics Guns + Religion

Kcapplied:
Some of the hoodlums parading themselves selves as ESN/IPOB members in orlu have finally been caught by task force, killed and burnt to ashes.

We pray for peace in the eastern part of the country and for their sponsors to be arrested as well.

The video clip is too large to upload here. God bless Nigeria.

She picked Samsung over the marriage.. Obirin

Larryfest:
Good morning all, I have been having sleepless night for a while now and a few days ago confirmed my insomnia would last longer than I thought.

We were comfortable and have been married for 5years now with a daughter but things have been rough for a while due to my business folding up and we have had to manage with the little we see from time to time. Earlier this year I had to sell some of the things in our house including my phone just so we could buy foodstuffs and pay our daughter's school fees, just some weeks ago I even had to shamefully reach out to a popular Nairalander if he has a phone he could spare because the one I'm currently using is a Desktop kind of phone (doesn't work without directly plugging it).

Last month my wife came home with a brand new Samsung phone and when I asked how she got it her response was that she won it from her womanhood help group on Facebook (she is very active there).
Last Sunday while arranging the room I came across a fertility clinic document and the receipt of the phone which the amount written there staggered me a bit because it's way more than our house rent that expired recently which has been the cause of my sleepless nights. When she got back from church I confronted her with my two findings and after plenty talks and argument she confessed a friend from work told her about it and she sold her Eggs at the clinic and it was from it she bought the phone.

My people since Sunday I have been seriously weak and confused, a lot on my mind already but now I have to add this to it Marriage is for the faint hearted abeg!!!

ADDENDUM.....

1. Someone asked how much .... well she said she was paid #150k but the nurse who brought her in collected 15k.

2. Someone also made some points about sex, complications and others and even said it's a made up story to tarnish women or whatever well I don't think they pay for story on Nairaland and even if they do it isn't going to cover what's on my mind right now so you believe whatever you want, it's quite funny to think everyone would exhibit same complications as the third party you heard your gist from...

3. She told me it only took her 3weeks of preparation and she wasn't even going to the more than 3times a week and as for medications and the rest, you think someone who doesn't want you to know what he/she is up to would leave clues flying around the house

4. As for the sex part and her risking getting pregnant, she has been on birth control pills for like 4years now so pregnancy wasn't going to stop her from the procedures....

How r we sure the doctor did not remove the ovaries ...how can we check that?

Acidosis:
Every time a woman ovulates, she releases at least 1 egg. So, biologically, selling of eggs has no negative impact on a woman. It's only eggs she sold, not her ovaries. Her ovaries' got more than enough to meet her reproductive needs. It's even better to sell it than waste it (as menstruation).

The bigger issues are that she failed to inform you about the procedure and whatever it was you guys were going through didn't matter to her. It was all about her. These are the main threats to your marriage.

You haven't seen anything yet.

So painful, Ibos killing Dem selfs seeking independence, der was a Country,now Everyone is Mad in It!

naptu2:
Ijeoma Tina

https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=5141225542637776&id=100002511445188&m_entstream_source=timeline

Bleep shit

chameleon98:
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/russian-stocks-crash-98-on-london-indexes-as-sanctions-bite-b985617.html

u get money to find Money? efcc or alagbon Dem be scammers �

Arinzeokonkwo11:
On 14th of December 2021, I invested 100k while my wife invested 200k in halebird poultry farm official website. Some people here may know about halebirdpoultry while some may not. Now, according to their investment arrangements, I was to be paid on the 12th of January,2022. That's one month after.
My brothers and sisters, a lot has really happened. I have sent emails,I have called, and I have chatted them on WhatsApp, likewise my wife, complaining, to be paid. But Up till now, halebird hasn't paid me my 175k. Neither have they paid my wife. We have called, we are tired of calling, most cases we ended up wasting our card because they would pick but will never say anything hearable. They later replied me twice on different occasions and on one of the occasions they claimed my account details were wrong and said I should have to create a new account With them and activate it with any amount and that will enable them join the two accounts and pay me but they were wrong because my account details are very correct. How can I activate an account with money again when I haven't received the one I invested with them. Are these people real? I really doubt them now. It's hard for me to believe that we have been scammed of 300k in this hardest time of Nigeria. Please I need your advice or help. What am I going to do ? Because this people blocked me from their Instagram handle. I can't even see them on Instagram anymore. Calls they don't pick or when they pick they hardly say something reasonable �. Please things are hard for us now. What do we do ? These people still advertise their investment program on social media. I happened to get a number they posted on Facebook saying it's their proprietor number, I called the number this evening, a woman picked and denied ever knowing halebird. Isn't this act of fraud? Please help me with your advice or suggestions as what next to do���. I have screenshots to prove that I really don't trust these people anymore until they give me my money and that of my wife

swears ur money. dey acct dey breath ubsay u wan send am message, now he don go message of no return, u Sabi loss for economics, just count am as loss and move ahead, except u get 100k to find 51k

Tchinaidi:
I recently bumped into an ad on facebook advertising a business Investment know as Crowd 1.The funny part of it was that a popular nollywood celebrity was used to advertize the business so it seems.I also saw comments of so many clients testifying of how successsfull the investment was.That they received payment of about double the amount they suscribed after about 20 minutes.
I was scammed about 51,000 from them please i need help to be able to retrieve my stolen funds.
I have never been this demoralized in my life pls i need help over this issue.How do i go about it.

you comfortably chop person ancestors, shaa keep the shell so we know wetin to do wen ur belle swell up

Ifesinachi22:
Please come and join me. I don't know if you will like this since it's not snake.

Anyways i caught this today in a building site.
It's a very short story. Just manage it I'm not Chinua Achebe, those that know about stories.

This will go down as the sweetest meat I've eaten. You should try It too.

der is a killer somwer

Iambro:
This woman killed herself alongside with her only child
Sometimes leaving only child behind thinking of what they might through after you die
May their soul rest in peace

Loawer ur Voice

oluwaseyi0:
Police will still collect bribe from them before attending to them

Discussing Mali wen Naija is n Chaos , Jes let me run a drive by pls

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1492957044420727&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

we sell Pepperspray ma

FKseun:
BUY PEPPER SPRAY AND BE READY FOR POLICE WAHALA. THEY WILL ARREST YOU ON THE GROUND THAT THE NIGERIAN LAW DOES NOT ALLOW ITS CITIZENS TO OWN PEPPER SPRAY! BE WARNED OOOOOOOOOOO!

Na to code ur Pepperspray naa, u wan dey carry am for heqd ni, use am Japa[quote author=pretydiva post=109129029]Where can one get this pepper spray from?? [

It's a Taboo to name ur Child Buhari , dat name wld always remain a Nightmare to Nigerians

dre11:
Coke, Fanta prices to increase as FG imposes N10/litre excise duty on carbonated drinks



https://www.thecable.ng/coke-fanta-prices-to-increase-as-fg-imposes-n10-litre-excise-duty-on-carbonated-drinks/amp

Na wa

GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.

HOELOESHOO

EzegeNdiigbo:
Someone should summarize for us joor