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Curious345:
Hello guys..

Happening right now. I just chewed a fat healthy Coackroach. It was hidden inside the full spoon load of beans I just scooped and gulped now.

I only later started feeling the aftertaste of Coackroach after some 2seconds later.

Please what do I do?

Any drug I can drink to forestall any Impending negative scenario?

RIp to the dead
America is sitting on a time bomb with this shitty gun rules..

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNzlN7_GoYI


https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/US/live-updates/allen-texas-mall-shooting/%3fid=98206687

Heights of impunity, so Nigeria and AU can't go in commando style, wats now d use of all djs funny jamboree unions

Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZwLN-pYSwE



Source- https://www.channelstv.com/2023/04/27/sudan-some-of-us-are-contributing-transport-fare-to-egypt-nigerian-student/

Dark theme no b by Force

helinues:
Abi seh my phone don catch virus ni, which one be this double coloured NL?

Shebi na ur papa Dem dey vote for,

LifeMapEmpire:
The lady was obviously in the know and patiently waiting for it to happen so she can “HAND OVER”. What was her sheepish smile for

Rip nurse

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1440827/nurse-slumps-dies-duty-zamfara-hospital-photo/

I already know this is Financial Terrorism so I just they call unto God .becus the suffer is too much, like HeLL

ahnie:
I knew I was in Nigeria when I trekked for one hour as early this morning.
Shame didn't even catch me

What I haven't done before the experience was killing.


Painment was I had to borrow 100naira to come back to my place of business.

Sofia pains was all the sales I made today were mainly transferred into my acct,some sef I never see alerts.

Foolishness was only #300 followed me home at all at all naim bad.

The other day I bought 10k and the charges was 3k, honestly e pain me.

So this night after looking for POS,I saw someone I knew he was merciful to collect #200 for #1500.
For my mind....I be the richest woman in nigeria

Tomorrow I m definitely gonna queue at accessbank and wildraw money, because I cannot imagine dashing someone 4k.


So guys how have you guys bn surviving?

Tribalism a d religion killed d kwatory!

Totilopussylick:
Tribalism is a major reason why Nigeria can't move forward

Die an die
Home or away

Faber:
CEO of where or what exactly...hope say no be Olosho CEO/Hook-ups.

That being said, let me warn you viewing this thread right now.

WARNING⚠️
You see that place you dey now, and you want leave am japa, many people dey find am. They go rush enter once you japa. The other side of the jungle no sure. All parts of the world na jungle, e no sure anywhere, e no easy anywhere. My guy japa go Ukraine, Putin come scatter Ukraine, he came back. Some japa go Turkey, earthquake chop them. E no sure anywhere.

Peace ✌️

Fela don talk am!

Ndlistic:
Moment South African President Stare At Minister Of Transport Ass In Viral Video

Looking Nyash Killing Goat. Trending Video of South Africa’s President, Cyril Ramaphosa stylishly checking the Curves of the country’s new Transport Minister, Sindisiwe Chikunga.

In the viral video the President was seen admiring the beautiful creature from God but has to remove his eyes immediately.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0H1mgq9r_A

I have to cry out as a Nigerian 25k u want charges of #6300 , Nigerians are heartless I feel prosecuted

ijustdey:
https://sunnewsonline.com/businesses-transporters-reject-old-naira-notes-amid-supreme-courts-ruling/

He is a Financial terrorist, wanted d/a he killed millions woe n him!

Yamiriflathead:
Emefeile should be jailed for life for treasonable felony!

Governor name is Hope but the state got no HOPE.. dey play

Deltafirstson:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-kill-imo-apc-ward-chairman-kidnap-others/

Update dey, hit me

ahnie:
So I got my share of our weekly contribution of four months.i decided to pamper myself with an iphone and a laptop.

This isoko bebe needs to pamper herself small,I intended doing something meaningful with the rest 300k left.

This are the evidence and dedication from the combination of my 3 hustles.
It's not grace or on God,it was hardwork.

Lolz,who come dey do d bombing

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/75%-Nigerian-children-cant-read-solve-maths-UNICEF

Swear is a wild wild west down d east, like wtf �

Icart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RViJY5B0l9U

Due to fear of Unknown gunmen ravaging the Eastern part of Nigeria, billionaire businessman man Emeka Ofor visited his village with heavy security personnel and armed men.

In the video, you will see the convoy that will take him to the airport

Emeka Ofor Brags in Igbo, says "having Power is having contact, without contact, you will have no contact and Power is not muscle, he concluded by saying, money is power, they all laughed"

Pakistan

ChinemeremFidel:
Please Nairalanders,,matured ones

Which country can I get the visa easily and the transport cheaper and less competitive with 1.5 million Naira


Even though I have about 5 million Naira in my account,, someone has decided to help me

Please I don't want to make mistakes in this?

Which country can I go to??

The Court is crazy,

Islie:
Court Stops DSS, Police, CCB From Investigating INEC Chairman Over Asset Declaration


*Declares assets form valid



https://leadership.ng/court-stops-dss-police-ccb-from-investigating-inec-chairman-over-asset-declaration/

Nigerians are BAd PEOPLE

nlfpmod:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nma-condemns-murder-of-medical-doctor-demands-justice/%3famp

Twitter user Chima Ihueze reacts:



https://twitter.com/chimaihueze/status/1609898250173124612

Fight back,don't watch ur self bee. Killed..

TMSMedia:
A mass burial has been held for 40 victims killed in last Sunday's attack by suspected terrorists in Malagum 1 and Sokwong communities in Kagoro chiefdom, Kaura Local Government Area of Kaduna State, IGBERETV reports.

The Inter-denomination burial service of the victims was held on Thursday, December 22, 2022. The Catholic Diocese of Kafanchan posted photos from the burial on its official Facebook page.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid06VrakadVSyn7ZJWTJ3gkrZcX8Uu4FNZ1T4VWeEtViUm7rfAB8myRmj8VpCoSqkkil&id=100066248575143

The people of Southern Kaduna have cried out against the government’s inability to arrest and bring to book the perpetrators of several attacks on the area since 2014.

A statement issued by the spokesman of Southern Kaduna Peoples Union (SOKAPU), Mr Luka Binniyat, said,

“Let it be put on record that in the hundreds of attacks that have put many parts of Southern Kaduna into ruins and thousands killed since 2014, we have not seen anyone arrested and brought to book over these heinous crimes against humanity.”

The union lamented what it called “the gruesome mass murder of not less than 38 harmless, armless villagers in Malagum 1 and Abun (Broni Prono) villages, Kaura Local Government Area (LGA) in Southern Kaduna”.

The statement regretted that the killings, which lasted for long, started around 11pm Sunday night simultaneously in the two villages.

"Not only were these poor innocent citizens killed, not less than 100 houses were razed, with some victims burnt alive,” the forum explained.

According to the statement, volunteers are still combing surrounding bushes in search of missing persons and more corpses following the attacks by the gunmen on the two communities.

He disclosed that the villagers had noticed the gathering of strange herdsmen coming from different directions on motorbikes to set camp in a nearby bush some days back. He lamented that the security forces deployed in the area did nothing when the villagers noticed the gathering, adding that the dastardly act is coming five days after armed herdsmen herded their cattle into a farm owned by Cletus Dunia, 45, in Kpak village, a sub-unit of Kagoro, in Kaura LGA and shot him dead at close range before mutilating his corpse and fleeing with their cows.

The statement stated that the rampaging herdsmen also shot and killed Levi Zakaria, 19, as he was harvesting yams on a farm that was by the fleeing path of the killer herdsmen, saying that on the same day, the same herdsmen killed Ezra Sunday 16, about 2km from where Zakaria was killed.

It explained that the same herdsmen caused the death of Gaje Habila, 31, when he fell and died of exhaustion while escaping, leaving behind a widow and a six-month-old baby, his only child, pointing out that between Tuesday and Wednesday last week, armed men described as herdsmen, invaded some homes in Kamuru village, Ikulu Ward in Zangon Kataf LGA in Southern Kaduna and killed four (4) persons. The statement explained that forty-six (46) persons were killed in the attacks in Southern Kaduna in the past five days.

"We believe that the aim is to further destabilise Southern Kaduna and give excuse to the Federal Government to stop election in the area. Already there are thousands who have been chased out from their ancestral homes as a result of similar violence unleashed on them, between 2019 and this year as the attacks are coming close to the 2023 general elections,” he added.

https://igberetvnews.com/1434629/photos-mass-burial-40-victims-southern-kaduna-terrorist-attacks/

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7493452/list-people-killed-southern-kaduna

Wer is ESN or IPOB only to kill soldiers n police n Innocent civilians.. der really was a country

greenermodels:
https://punchng.com/again-herdsmen-attack-enugu-community-many-feared-killed/

Water don dey lick for ground oo,piss no get toilet

brutustech:
South Sudanese President peeing on his pants while commissioning a road....This is what APC wants to curse Nigerians with


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCaa2ZeNQwg

Na to dey collect security for hospital now abi,

EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/gunmen-attack-anambra-hospital-steal-four-newborns/

Iswear get the village youth,tye am for stick, buy water wey he go dey drink, beat Jupiter out of his Neptune

Promotions:
this case weak me, I can't just imagine the rapist sef is 14 and your kid 2.. na to beat the life out of that boy cos I doubt he can be jailed due to his age

Pelu Koko garri

Peterobi90:
So you have been living on Koko water?...

Make we tell am?
U don sponsor Olololoshoo![quote author=Malcolmprinzx post=118926828]A Twitter user identified as SirFreshSemi has taken to his page to announce that his girlfriend whom he sponsored through school has ditched him for another man.

According to him, he even bought a car for her last year. He added that he has been crying since he found out and doesn't think he can live anymore.

SirFreshSemi wrote:



https://twitter.com/Sirfreshsemi/status/1599655788309463045?s=20&t=o9qDzYpzCYZT9BHAe0gjgA[/quote]

Chop life

youngsahito:
are u a tourist or u are base in America?

Lol ebi tins

dre11:
Varsity Student Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend, Smart Phone




https://leadership.ng/varsity-student-commits-suicide-over-girlfriend-smart-phone/






DAILY TRUST

Can we Jes share Dis country it's overipe for separation

yushauabubaka:
https://punchng.com/govs-reject-sale-of-power-plants-sue-fg/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1669292448

Scrap the Navy and NSCdc n Police den let Tompolo take over

AnonPoet:
https://thenetwork.ng/senate-endorses-n48bn-pipeline-surveillance-contract-to-tompolo/

Una dey rotate dis ground! Eh sure me pa

pinkPUSSY:
Gombe