₦airaland Forum

Sniffa: I ve adog called bruno,he is very playful and accompanies me to jogg.y shd anyone hate dogs when they are loyal than humans.i would rather ve a dog by my side than an ungrateful and dishonest human being.

I would rather have the dogs in my favourite Korean restaurants.

manibuds: some of us contest this claim that nigeria is 170m.naija is very primitive you say but how many pple within your circle dont have a gsm line?many may be poor and iliterate but they must eat and move around,getting info from pple in certain will expose the truth.data from bus parks,the number of pry school leaving certificate exam candidates for the past 20years will reveal a lot.we cant just look at the number of pple at the holy ghost service or the ODM anointing service at TBS and conclude that we are 200m. during babangida's regime the censor figures claimed that men were slightly more than women,but pple who work in maternity clinics disagree.

What is your point?

sanb: Hahaha Lol; for real? So you can't have pets around you then....

Nope.

There are better, nicer, cleaner, cheaper and more rewarding things to do with my life.

At best, have guard dogs if I live in an highly unsecured environment. But they will be in a cage all day, at night, they will come out and do a job while I sleep.

I like them alot ....................in the bush or zoo cages!

Aggrippa: yes naija is useless confirmed! if i hear any person saying naija is better than europe. medical practice have been rendered impracticable. Phds are scorned at. everything is upside down. if anyone is scientist or medic and want to contribute positively to humanity, that person should migrate from the jungle called naija.

I would give them one thing though. They have vastly improved the remuneration of medical staff in Nigeria (at least at federal level) to make it more attractive. Now people in that profession are one of the highest paid in Nigeria and one of the best paid in the world pound-for-pound (PPP).

All that needs to happen now is to ensure they provide them with the environment, facilities and training that is one of the best in the world too. Hopefully that would happen when this person is voted off presidency.

[quote author=Ìyániwúrà123]Thanks a lot, I will break them into sections now. Your contribution is appreciated.[/quote]I didn't read it, bruv. Too long for me.

I read like the first 3 paragraphs and super-scanned the rest to look for achievement words like "University", "United", "World", "Minister", "International","Registrar" etc.

I would suggest if something needs to be this long, accepted best practice is to let the first paragraphs summarise everything about the piece and the rest expand on the sentences of each line or group of lines in the starting summary. That is the technique used by leading newspapers the Financial Times, The Economist, Times etc.

It would make it very easy and enticing to read.

AjanleKoko: Don't blame the youth for that. In the advanced nations, their youths are also unserious to a significant degree, but the nation's elite are well-read and able to prioritize. They know where music, sports, entertainment, scholarship, research, technology, etc. belong, and they know how to progress with any of the listed.

Nigeria's crop of leaders, though well-read to some extent themselves, are largely mentally inept, morally bankrupt, and are perennially chasing after cheap thrills. Imagine the oil minister scrambling to be friends with a jeweller and watchmaker to the stars. Or top government functionaries scrambling for tickets to watch Chris Brown or Maxwell, splashing out cash for front-row 'VIP' seats.

Or is it the relentless 'importation' of call-girls from every part of the globe by some delinquent South-South governors? Whichever way you look at it, Nigeria's elite are largely a disgrace to the nation.

A fcking disgrace but yet the righteous Nigerian fucktards would be climbing over each other to pray for them at the drop of a hat.

kramer: This some long a$$ post

M M M: Op

Am I suppose 2 read dat handout 2day

casket: The post looks like Bailey and Love to me..too long !

It would have been bearable and tempting to read if he could have at least broke it into sections and sub-headed the sections.

Very simple things that make a huge difference if Nigerians just aim to be as good as possible as they can be.

donroxy: Hmmm......i do not see any National Award here even mere MFR,yes posthumously.....!!!

May His Gentle Soul RIP and be highly rewarded by God for his contribution to the development of humanity!!

Trust Iyaniwura!!

dominique: what a phenomenal individuall, very few people in the world can gain o many achievements within a lifepan of les than 50. Too bad very few people know of him. Sucks to come from a country that don't celebrate true heroes.

Iyaniwura, that your digression na wa

In this day and age?

When the youths only know how to celebrate so-called "celebrities" because they can sing, play sports or just be famous for nothing and getting a lot of money.

His area is not funky enough and does not provide stupendous riches enough. Denrele has a better chance of getting MFR than him talkless of the likes of Okocha, Oluchi, D'Banj etc.

We are an Alanta Nation!

nagoma: Many examples of faith around. The one I gave is very familiar to all Nigerians and so obviously ridiculous .

That does not answer my questions.

I will ask them again. Read carefully and answer appropriately, comprehensively and clearly.

And which of the two would win?
And why according to your opinion?
Also why did you bring the financial prosperity economics tori into the mix?

This is how the fucktards they pray for are wasting thei national resources after lying to the same fucktards praying for them:

http://saharareporters.com/gallery/photonews-first-lady-patience-jonathans-n500-million-resurrection-thanksgiving-service-abuja

nagoma: Because one of you has faith but the other deficient of it.

And which of the two would win?

And why according to your opinion?

Also why did you bring the financial prosperity economics tori into the mix?

nagoma: But people believe that God will give them money ( prosperity) when they enrich their Pastors even with their last savings !
WhAt economic school teaches that kind of financial Management?
But faith is " believing in something even though commonsense tells you not to". You will not succeed in this argument.

Why do you think I would not succeed in this argument?

Good Girl: Oh come on Saga, that's exactly what they would have said!....or that she had gained weight or that she was nagging......

Maybe they would most likely say she gained weight but I doubt they would say she was not good in bed.

Good Girl: Saga, you do realize that there would be worse utterances if it were a woman that had been dumped, right?
(I don't concur with their statements though).

Nah! There wouldn't have been.

Those mugus would have said he was heartless, irresponsible and immature. They would not have said "maybe she was not good in bed".

Olalekan 0: Obafemi Martins is one player who has played for the champions of Italy,Germany,Russia,Newcastle of England and has scored an avalance of goals for all these clubs and the nigerian national team in addition to the fact that he's never had any run-ins with any of eagles' handlers. I wonder why he gets ignored by recent national team coaches,is it because he's a gentleman,respectful,belongs to no clique and has no clout?

Have you thought maybe because he has only scored about 12 goals in the last 2 years is the reason and there are those that are doing far better than that?

BSc Nursing entry level

As from the beginning of 2010 based on the CONHESS salary structure, a BSc Nurse certificate holder without any experience would start as Nursing Officer II on conhess Level 7 Step 2.

At that level+step, at least at federal hospitals and at state hospitals that have fully implemented conhess, the pay for a Nursing officer II is N981,712 per annum. That is roughly N82K per month.


Nursing highest level

The highest level in conhess is Level 15. Lowest pay (Step 1) is N4,222,544 per annum. That is roughly N352K per month.

The pay at the mid range of this level (Step 5) is N4,675,372 per annum. That is roughly N390K per month.

The pay at the highest step of this level (Step 9), hence the highest pay possible for a nurse as basic salary in the public sector, is N5,128,200 per annum. That is roughly N427K per month.


Other top Nursing levels

Just below the highest level, at Level 14 (which is Deputy Director level), lowest pay (Step 1) is N3,419,418 per annum. That is roughly N285K per month.

The pay at the mid range of this level (Step 5) is N3,813,209 per annum. That is roughly N318K per month.

The pay at the highest step of this level (Step 9) is N4,207,000 per annum. That is roughly N351K per month.



The second next level below the highest level, Level 13 (which is CNO level), lowest pay (Step 1) is N2,775,426 per annum. That is roughly N231K per month.

The pay at the mid range of this level (Step 5) is N3,107,490 per annum. That is roughly N259K per month.

The pay at the highest step of this level (Step 9) is N3,439,555 per annum. That is roughly N287K per month.


Further details

These excludes all allowances. There are several allowances (e.g. specialist, call-duty, shift-duty, hazard, teaching, rural posting etc) that can add anywhere between 30% to 50% of the stated salary if one gets them all. But I don't know how those work, who qualifies for them and how frequently the nurse can engage in activities that qualify for them.

Level 6 - Staff Nurse
Level 7 - Fresh BSc Graduate/Nursing Officer II/Midwife Educator II
Level 8 - Nursing Officer I/Midwife Educator I/Senior Nursing Officer
Level 9 - Senior Nursing Officer
Level 10 - Principal Nursing Officer
Level 11 - Principal Nursing Officer/Senior Matron
Level 12 - Assistant Chief Nursing Officer/Chief Matron
Level 13 - Chief Nursing Officer/Chief Nurse Tutor/Assistant Director
Level 14 - Deputy Director
Level 15 - Director

kingoflag: Lmao

I'm happy Nigerians are getting what they deserve.

How I wish the suffering from this Govt could be allocated to each Region according to the percentage points in vote that each section gave this dunce, corrupt, President.

Thank you!

I remember warning Nigerians not to vote for this person. By far the dumbest piece of shyt I have ever seen and no where comparable to the other 2 candidates of Ribadu and Buhari.

[quote author=money-hungry ]experience sir.[/quote]What experience?

So our person President that SELFWORTH supports so much is a liar.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/02/i-was-dead-for-7-days-patience-jonathan/

Dibiachukwu: What do you about julius malema? Are you alright? Speak only of things you know about.

You are a person!

I know Malema is a person like your person self.

pictures: The bankers should be held liable. They are the ones aiding corruption in
this country.

Only if you have an existing law making ALL banks liable to reporting such and you enforce a severe punishment of non-compliance.

If those 2 are not being conducted, you hold the government/parliament responsible.