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nep2ra: I laugh at these Nigerian Christians suffering from extreme inferiority complex! So worshipping a Jewish God will get you to heaven. Seriously
Have you ever sat down to think and ask yourself where your African ancestors were when this Jewish God revealed Himself to Isrealites? Why were your ancestors left out of this experience?
Ignorant zombies will later start shouting "God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob, help us!" No wonder this God has forsaken Nigerians. He is not your God. Go find yours and leave the God of the Isrealites alone!

Don't mind them.

They have this strong believe that they have to work hard to end up going to worship some psychotic God conjured by delusional medieval illiterates for eternity.

Billyonaire: Dont be naive, you do not know me, and I do not know you, may be if we know each other, we will better appreciate the persons behind the monikas we interact with. I am comfortable.

I never said you are not comfortable.

I said since you believe the junk you put up there, why don't you use cosmic ions to make yourself above comfortable. People would pay eons to see you cosmically chargedly separate a river with a stick. Talkless of a sea or ocean.

Billyonaire: I always demand respect. Do not disrespect me. Now to the issue of parting the sea with a stick. Its simply spirito-magnetism. Everything on Earth and beyond has magnetic polarity as a function of the cosmic EM of the Earth relative to that of the Sun, polarity depends on its location on the planet as a function of concentration of ions. Lets say a sea or river is super chared with negative polarity, what any psychic will do is channel enormous charge of same polarity to the sea, Negative Charges repel...in common parlance, likes repels like, ......so pointing that stick and channeling the cosmic energy via that stick to the sea will part it instantly. Should you wanna learn the ABC of Universal energies, then contact me privately and be sincere in your quest.

Really?

Wow!

Why are you not putting this your cosmic charge in practice by going to divide mere rivers, not even seas, and make some money from the ions?

You no wan be spirito-billionaire? You just want to keep on dreaming it by having an online username of it?

Billyonaire: You are not an atheist, you are just confused. Using a stick to part a sea is possible, I am not here to proof whether Christian Bible is true or not, I am not a Christian and I am not a Muslim, I am love both religion and I am tolerant. if you tell me you are an atheist, then we can discuss on your doubts about existence of spirits and I will proof to you right now and I will make you know its folly to not believe in higher power.

Explain to me how it is possible to use a stick to part a sea. Let see how screwed on your head is.

991: Since the beginning of recorded history, which is defined by the invention of writing by the Sumerians around 6,000 years ago, historians have cataloged over 3,700 supernatural beings, of which 2,870 can be considered deities. So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869.
- Ricky Gervais

I am honestly going to crack a rib.

dvdon: The answer is simple "Nothing" atheist with no offense are dumb geeks... They are book smart but they arnt wise because through wisdom comes from God. So atheist re-think!

And you are wise by following some crap written by illiterate medieval men without any proof?

991: oh yea!! there is, a god who can make a universe over 28 billion light years across containing billions of stars and planets just so that a few evolved apes on one single, insignificant planet can worship him… but he can’t be bothered to help starving babies and dying innocent people whom he claims to have created in his own image? religion is funny, sometimes it sounds like circumcision, If you wait until someone is 21 to tell him/her about circumcision they probably won’t be interested.

Brilliant points!

Watching starving babies is part of that God's trials and tribulations testing of their commitment to him. It would be a testimony in future.

all4naija: Atheists have more planes than pastors. Enjoying planes is Atheist idea pastors stole when they find out theres nothing to enjoy in heaven. Have you forgotten the biblical quotation "It is easier for a Camel to pass through eye of a need than for a rich man to enter heaven"? These pastorprenuers know what they are doing.

You can better understand that from one of Fela Kuti's famous songs.

The pastors know the congregation are as intelligent as sheep, that is why they call them sheep.

Ayomivic: I couldn't help but burst into laughter when i was reading your post.You said christian have lost a lot when living you made metion of prayer, fasting, tithe and and all church activities' You are a lazy man. Are you saying you are loosing something when you are speaking?prayer and fasting is an exercise to our body. Concerning tithe, do you loose if you give money to beggar? I don't think you can give money to the beggar. Some beggars are more rich than people that were given then money. For this reason, you don't loose what you can afford that you willingly give out. Apart from this, can you tell me if there can be any remembrance of what you have done when living on earth after death?if there wil not be remembrance of that.it shows that the problems passed or overcame are no longer problems.

'You are seeking to enjoy the expirence of this one life' How will you enjoy this one life, that christians can not?I think that is the answer iam expecting for my question. You have wife, we have.you are walking, christian are walking etc.what do you stand to gain? The only things atheists can do that Christians can not do are. You can be a wumonizer, you can be practising homosexuality. Drinking alcohol,smoking cigarette, marijuna,wearing indecent dresses, killing,stealing etc. If you are an atheist and you dislike all those things i made mentioned above,then, why did you reject God ?what did God demands from you that is so difficult to do? The law of God is perfect.


My friend don't wait untill when God will flip your a55 fit to hell .

In your ramble, you have stated what atheist have to gain but you have not stated anything christians stand to gain (I am not including xtian pastors that will fly private jet and live in mansions o).

Basically, all you did was state athiests gain more than christians.

Nonybb: Some of u here claiming atheism are weak, fearful and coward. Scream "there is no God" x3, three times in the middle of the night by 12am every monday, wednesday and friday and see how ur life goes away immediately. Jst try this at home, this is not smack down or afterburn...

I guess a lot of atheist don'w have mental issues like you to be screaming during the night expecting something to happen.

Try and visit a mental health professional.

staint emres: Seriously?
I used to believe atheist dnt exist in Africa. Ʊ must believe in something.
The fools says in their heart their is no God. I prefer my pastor to decive me and collect my 10percent than for the devil to tell me their is no God. It sickening. I wonder y this atheist issues is more and more being rampant in the forum.
Don't be decieved. It doesn't matter wat Ʊ believe. THE IS A GOD.

You are a silly for preferring your private-jet flying pastor milk your dumb as for some moronic salvation you will never get.

Nonybb: Am sorry for u too, and do u knw where fela is now?

Six feet under after smoking pot all his life and shagging hundreds of women.

[quote author=never_say_never]Your obsession seems to be with the Christian God, i thought atheism is supposed to be against all religion. Why so much persistence on Christianity?[/quote]They are the ones tha never fcking learn to shut the fck up.

They always find the need to tell you that they are the solution to all your problems without any sensible proof, that they are on some delusional right path fed to them through medieval fables, something is wrong with any other path and you face some retribution from their psychotic God.

Christians, SHUT THE FCK UP and practice your religion quietly and stop disturbing others.

plaetton: For christians such as this op , its a lose-lose situation.
He mortgages the only life he knows for an eternity of a life he knows not, but only dreams about, with a god who demands absolute worship 24/7.

If you think a 3 hr church service is tiring and boring, just imagine an eternity of non-stop praise singing and worship to a loving, but wrathful god.

Does this sound like the mother of all mortgage frauds?
Me thinks so.

I am going to crack a rib.

musKeeto: So what exactly is there to lose? The thought of singing all eternity long in heaven isn't an appealing one. God better get an ipod...

He has one.

Steve Jobs offered him one in exchange for dropping the charges that would send him to hell fire.

Ayomivic: If there is nothing after death, i have nothing to loose.

You would have lost a significant proportion of your single existence.

Worse still, as a Xtian, very likely a significant sum of your income would also go for the miliki of your pastor.

Ayomivic: Are you 100% sure there is nothing after death?

As sure as you are that there is some psychotic God waiting to apply his devious revenge for not being worshipped.

Ayomivic: What if there is something after death?

There will be nothing.

Stop believing in medieval stories. You are more likely to find Mordor and the Orks after death.

What do they have to gain?

Not living a deluded life and enjoying their lives as the deem fit till they die.

[quote author=D-Explorer] ..and when does taking a rest outside the country becomes controversial? The hatred for GEJ and Madam first lady has made so many of you haters so dumb to the extent that understanding a simple yet innocent statement is practically difficult. GEJ 2015 - 2019 [/quote]So was the First Lady taking a rest?

InvertedHammer: Can I borrow some onions and teriyaki source? It is called 404 for a reason

jmaine: Don't be too assertive bruv,a lot of people actually commute from Akute (Ogun) to their work places in Lagos on a daily basis . .

Though i believe the impact on the population statistical indices may not really be significant . . . .

Okay.

What side is that in Ogun State though? Never heard of the place.

I like all of them bar 3, 4, 9 and 10. Particularly hate 4.

kingoflag: Lmaoooo. Very apt answer.

Are u usually as shocked as I am at how uneducated most of these folk are even though they can read and write to a reasonably understandable extent?

Lets give him a chance to defend himself.

I read it about 3 times and still could not figure out if he is saying the population figure is inflated or deflated. All I know is that he disputes the figure.