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nwachineke00: Crap, crap and more crap... Pls guys grow up! Be responsible and stop making excuses

Responisible for what?

They should pay your rent?

Chongaiman: @Sagamite
Eiyahh!!! You spent almost 8 months out of your last 5 years on NL?
Poor, poor, lonely, very lonely Londoner. Cold climate, cold neighbours. 8 FREAKING MONTHS ON NL IN UNDER 5 YEARS!!! Dem dey pay u? No family? No friends? No jobs? Sure, we know the one job by day, two jobs by night way of life of your types over there. Delivery man by day, bartender/male stripper by night? You find NL as a kind of opiate? Where to vent out your frustations? An escape from reality?

Yes, Nairaland is owned by . . . . .
In your pathetic case, Sagamite is owned by Nairaland! Get a life, boy.

Poor sociopath - even mods are following you! Is it because they know that you are a disaster waiting to happen? Boy, you are one bitter, unfulfilled, hating soul - your posts bear me witness. You can't but give out of the abundance of your dark, gloomy heart. How many times have you been banned? BTW where do you reside/squat? Harlesden? Hackney? Stockwell? Will be back with more of your false life. My advice again, get a life. 20,000 posts on NL in such a short time do not amount to a life achievement.

Till then, the capabilities of the 9jan military remain underhyped unlike your sanity which is grossly overhyped.

The person has nothing more to say to defend the fact they are animals, so he pulls a strawman.

See the moronic animals slapping a hapless, shell-shocked, terrified child and assuming (obviously without any evidence like any illiterate) the child is a sniper and then going to kill the little child.

You could even hear in the background a Nigerian Militia animal screaming "kill am".

Bloody animals!

[quote author=kemi_oo77]1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffeRING.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is when man and a woman becomes one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent.[/quote]

Moralistli: Marriage is the only institution you are being served certificate before tests/exams--Another fact!

[quote author=baby-boy]?[/quote]

Rhydem: Jus' ignore, d guy is high on Indian hemp.

Both of you know nothing about football. It is best you keep quiet.

Chongaiman: @Sagamite
That form of puttee is called warming pot. Apart from improving pain threshold and physical endurance (the neck becomes bullet-proof ), it is a time-tested remedy for hypothermia and enhances clear thinking (of which you are understandably deficient). Remember how gold is refined by fire? Had one general(?) of your ethnic extraction been toughened as such, we would all have been spared the embarrasment of watching him kneeling, weeping (shamelessly) and blaming the hapless devil for his misdeeds, years back. Tufia! That was a slap on the galantry of the 9jan military. Your obsession with words like r a p e, f u c k, lunatism, kidnapping, savagery and your veiled references to paedophilia, are deeply unsettling. May have to check your profile to see if I could get some clues regarding your shocking state of mind.

In the meantime, please meditate on the fact that the ranking underhyped the 9jan military - just like your sociopathy.

I always said it: I am never wrong when I call someone a person.

See the person defending animal training with moronic points. Even, I am sure, Boko haram training is better than theirs.

The cretin somehow thinks if someone is from my tribe, what he does reflects on me. Militia Fooooool!

Raaping cretin! The only things the cretins know how to do is raaping small girls, beating up unharmed people, oil bunkering, looting during wars and in public office.

See the illiterate, unprofessional quack fucktards.

https://assets.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Nigerian-Troops-deployed-to-Mali-360x225.jpg

These are suppose to be "trained" soldiers?

The useless cretins of about 15,000 led by a Militia "Brigadier" could not even defeat a bunch of child-soldier militias in Sierra Leone. The untrained street kids were dealing with their dumb arses. The "Brigadier" only knew how to loot as Military Administrator of Borno state under IBB. It took a British Professional Army of a mere 1,200 soldiers led by a real Brigadier that disobeyed orders so he can stop the war, something unheard of, to stop the Sierra Leonean war in less than 12 weeks. Brigadier David Richards had only a mandate to evacuate but when he got there he saw what needed to be done and broke the rules, just the way Sagamite would have done. Fck the rules, do the unconventional! Like Richards, I live my life based on what makes sense and will break rules to get the best results. Our soldiers only know how to raape Sierra Leonean teenage girls as we have fucktards like Chongaiman who is trained like an animal and he takes pride in his training because all he sees is opportunity to raape.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/the-saviour-returns-to-sierra-leone-1983935.html

This is what fcking moronic animals like Chongaiman know how to do.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUcTb1i9184

You take unintelligent illiterates, train them like an animal and then give them a gun and you expect a professional army?

Nigeria does not have a Military force, we have a national Militia.

Never pray these animals come to your country, ask for at least something like the South African professional army if you can't get Westerners. If Westerners and SA can not come, I can assure you you are better off with Al-Shabbab than our cretins.

Chongaiman: ^^^
Yes, you are childishly temperamental - ALWAYS losing your cool even over the most mundane of issues. What circumstances and experiences conspired to make you such an insecure sociopath? To add diarrhoea to bellyache, you have the most uncouth tongue on NL. You obviously have a very, very fragile ego. Please find solace in Beyonce:

And don't forget that the 9jan military is being underhyped - just like your sociopathy.

What circumstances and experiences conspired to make you an animal?

Oh, that needs no answer. It is the barbaric and savage abuse they used to convert you that the moronic Nigerian army called "training and development".


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Animal!

person thinks kidnapping small girls and raaping them is nothing and mundane. Cretin!

It is lunatics like this that we have in the Nigerian Militia that resulted in Navy ratings beating a girl up on the street and there was no punishment for their Oga watching.

naijababe: Elenu woyo woyo. Comot my name for your siggy jo!

You don copyright Naija?

Seun: They probably loved each other, but I can't really see any signs of affection in the pictures above.

Pikin, there was no affection demonstrated in those days. The days when people like us grew up. Most pix of our generation in the 60s and 70s are like that. People just smiled in pictures and women do as they were told.

It is you ayounges that like to kiss and cuddle nowadays and women tell you to share the work.

We have lost our way. Kai!

Chongaiman: Rantings of a psycopath. My type is this, my type is that. . . Who cares? See you losing your cool over nothing, yet being slave to the least of impulses, you think you are a material for the military. Continue in your delusions. I know what you are - the accidental discharge type. You really need a psychiatrist or a psychoanalyst at least.

Meanwhile back to topic, 9jan army is actually underhyped in the rankings. More reasons for you to bellyache.

I am losing my cool over nothing?

Yeah, raaping of civilians by animals like you is nothing. You do it almost everytime, isn't it? person!

YOU are material for the Nigerian Militia, person! And you talk about someone needing a psychiatrist?

Chongaiman: ^^^
On the contrary, we should all be grateful that you in particular - egotistical + impulsive + destined (cursed?) to be uncouth - are neither in the military nor paramiltary. Your type could make any kind of occupation stink. Unfortunately, your type is to be found in all fields of human endeavour.

You are a person!

My type will proactively and aggressively ensure cretins like you are not allowed into military.

It is my type that are in 'professional armies' like the ones in the West. It is fucktards like you and acidosis that are in 'career militia' like the one Nigeria has.

Raaping, murderous animal!

"It is the handiwork of the enemy"?

http://www.punchng.com/news/soldiers-appeal-dismissal-over-rape/

These, like Chongaiman, are the cretins we are recruiting into the army and giving guns?

And we are surprised when these fucktards bust into the streets to shoot sporadically at police because one of them was assaulting policemen for penalising him for violating a law and then the police dealt with him?

FXKing2012: You may end up damaging your brain debating that dimwit called sagamite because he's so shallow that in his arguments you will come across the words person and cretin more times than you will a valid and intelligent post.

Imagine a human being (if he's actually one) who thinks he's right all the time and never wrong, any remotely intelligent person knows only a f00l is capable of making such a moronic statement.
I gave him a front row seat in my ignore list for a reason, and he's staying glued to the seat until he grows up - I don't debate kids.

The likes of him is the reason I shed tears for Nigeria everyday, just imagine passing his genes to his offspring while they populate Nigeria...
Now you see why I shed those tears for my country?

person, I am your God, your Alpha and Omega, I am always right.

A cretin like you should stop referring to intelligence, you are giving people belly aches. Fucktards like you that come up with failed education system "facts" like "emotional and psychological balanced" and "rich folks dont go crying over divorce settlements" are the ones running and destroying Nigeria. Cretins like you are given positions just like Patience Jonathan was given Perm Sec of Education despite not being able to utter good English grammar. Fucktards that would not get more than cleaning positions in UK.

CNN80: @ Sagamite, please I understand that you are annoyed with FXking2012 but you can get your point across without insults.

I am going to call a spade a spade, I am not going to mince words.

These are the kinds of reetards that destroy the world with their moronic opinions that we have to accommodate.

In an ideal world, foools like these would not be entitled to an opinion, they would just be people we give instructions and are not allowed to use their discretion.

CNN80: With regards to the argument that a wife make a man more responsible, sometimes it does happen. The reverse is also the case. For some people, it's when they have kids that they make the effort to put down some solid investments. Like I said, it's not in all cases.

I know we are all talking based on sentiments, but there are really cases where the presence of a spouse pushes someone to become better or to attain greater heights. You have men who have progressed at work and business due to influential contacts in the wife's family. You have women who have gotten big contracts due to the husband's contacts. All this assistance is not quantifiable.

No 1, even if that was the case, why should one pay for such?

No 2, what process and tools do the courts have at hand to judge such, talkless of quantifying it.

No 3, how many cases do such happen?

No 4, what proportion of succesful men are "inspired" based on such experiences and what proportion of successful men are successful just because they are diligent, incredibly smart and worked hard?

For the record, if a man becomes rich off a wife's network or familial connections, then I agree she should have claim to some of his money. That is a direct contribution that if you remove her from the equation he would never have had.

CNN80: You guys should just agree to disagree. Accept you both have valid points and all that.

Over my dead body!

Those are the kinds of approaches that limit society.

He is a person with person opinions. I am right as usual.

[quote author=~Bluetooth]Too many churches and mosques in Nigeria.nice one from g-mum[/quote]Your point is?

That is like stating too many McDonalds and Starbucks in America.

Those are the famous business chains in America. The churches are the famous business chains in Nigeria.

You no wan make pastors make money again?

[quote author=baby-boy](1) Playing without a structure
(2) the team cannot string 4 or 5 passes together
(3) Did he select the right team and squad?
(4) Poor organisation
(5) Some players ran and ran like headless chickens

Playing under the man who called foreign manager "bloody white men taking our jobs" Siasia should have kept his Job[/quote]What were you smoking during the game or what game did you watch?

bengreat: pyguru you better start talking now ooo

pyguru is a computer programme, not a person.

[quote author=c_osemiha]hey, everyone seems to have missed the point. the lady seems to be a very experienced chic in relationships. she knows how and when to switch on the 'beg me' button and this is dangerous for a relationship. you need to take charge of your situation....try to enrage her without begging..if she leaves and don't come back....then she isnt yours...if she does, then she is yours...
cheers[/quote]Nobody is yours. Nobody will ever be yours.

That 'I am/she is/he is yours' are all sweet rubbish and manipulating tools used in relationships.

Affection is a lending, not a purchase.

She is with him out of self-interest. If she sees not much benefit of being with him and has not much to lose, she would move on.

mikeansy: Generally I am impressed with the Super Eagles

Keshi just needs to understand his best team . . . .except Brown Ideye is injured/tired there is no way in this world he should have been taken out from this game!!!!!

Oboabona played well . . .he has a bit to learn . . .someone need to tell him to stop folding his hands backward when marking attackers!!!!

Keshi also seems to understand how to get the best out of the players we got.

4-3-3 with all 3 front men having the ability to rove about means you can probably play with 2 or 3 standing midfielders who can pass the ball even if they cant drible!!!

No mind the reactives.

Well said.

I am not bothered really.

They played well.

Burkina Faso did not deserve jack shiit.

It should have not been red in the first place.

I am happy with their game but they need to convert more.

BALL BOYS! CHINEKE!

See these ball boys o!

All these SA ball boys wey dem no train.

fujirice: Dz match dull shaa

The match dull?

Go and watch basketball then. tschew.

sweetcheecks: Ugly, short. Thought Nigereabs dont have short people?

What website is that?

[quote author=ola_pluto]No Uche, No Moses. Fire-power in 2nd half if things go wrong. Tactical.[/quote]Why can't you just make it go right from the beginning? Strategy.