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Ishilove: So utterly devoid of an iota of modesty... How cliche

Trust me, babes. This is me being modest.

Tgirl4real: Hehehehhehe

That's all!!!

Okay, I was trying to be modest before. Since you insist.

I am also fabulous in bedmatics too sha. I am the fuku faka fuku faka love machine.

Tgirl4real: What exactly are u saying Sagamite? I have a headache, please interprete. Thanks.

I am talented and hot!

Simples!

snthesis: 7. Be fun- no one really likes a bore.

Abeg, Naija women , listen carefully o.

[quote author=Busy_body]^^^


No, that can't be Ikamefa's post I am seeing up there. Is she still around

Anyway how would I even be able to tell if it is her sef with that her big bakassi covering my whole screen



MacDaddyTJ, don't tell me you don't recognise Sagamite's self-deprecating wit!!!

Go through his posts again when you have the time. That's all there is to it.[/quote]No min dem, babymama. I was reading this recently:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-deprecation

"Many comedians use self-deprecating humor to avoid seeming arrogant or pompous, and to help the audience identify with them. In this way, the use of self-deprecating humor could be seen as an application of the rhetorical concept of ethos."

"The technique is often used to balance the audience judgment on a performer, after exhibiting conspicuous displays of arrogance."

It is not like if I do the self-depreciation intentionally. It is really an instinctive proclivity based on extreme confidence. I am very happy to laugh at myself because I am very comfortable with myself.

I am a natural comedian (that is why girls love me). It is all "character" comedy like Ali G or Borat were. I always tell people that is the kind of shyt I can do. You develop an extra off-the-wall character who is frequently being off centre publicly or behaving/talking abnormally to the accepted culture but yet is funny and delivers a particular message.

I don't really plan to do it to balance against the arrogance, I just happen to do it instinctively, I am a natural comedian.

But I do know it balances against the supreme arrogance.

MRbrownJAY: bwaaaaaah! bro, let me recommend you a good psychologist with whom you can sit and discuss these issues that are clearly bothering you......believe me, after a few hours on the couch opening up (and a few tears to let go), you will feel much better about women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sez8O6je0xk

MRbrownJAY: LOL, brotha Saga and his constant fear of being taken for a ride (or ripped off) by a woman.

It is really simple:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QRVbEQogDk&feature=related

Let me add my own view to MBJ's

MRbrownJAY: @OP
the steps are very simple in YOUR case:
1) FIND A JOB so that you can take care of your immediate needs, can rock chics and look like an attractive & eligible bachelor.
2) now that you can take care of yourself, PUT YOURSELF ON THE MARKET AND YOURSELF & INTEREST FIRST BECAUSE WOMEN WOULD BE DOING THE SAME
3) DATE SOMEONE Date and shag many chics until you find the best one and evaluate them as a perspective partner.
4) if after a few yrs that person is THE ONE, then PROPOSE TO HER
5) if she accepts (Note: if she does not accept, you must be a lunatic for not making her hint she wants to marry before your mumu head proposed), and you guys are financially ready, then sign a gaddamn fcking prenup if you are rich or have prospects before you go ahead with MARRIAGE

trying to bypass any of these steps, will put your chances of failure in the 80-90% range and you would be legally robbed with the help of the state if you are based in the West.

shaybe baby: I did say, post links...and again he does. # one trick pony.
Don't need to know you, never heard of you # A nobody. I don't know who created nairaland in real life but don't need to because his work is evident without me even knowing his name. You on the other hand...
Repeating things don't make true, I haven't boasted about anything so I have nothing to prove, but you on the other hand ....
https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/1#11885351
https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/1#11885939
You might speak and write english but you certainly don't understand it well enough. If you did, you wouldn't be harping on about asking men to pay for me because I have never said that and neither have I ever asked. What i did say is that If(conditional) the geezer asks me out, he's paying. He's asking me to make time for him, he's paying because he's hosting me. If I ask anyone geezer out, I'll pay cos I'm asking them to give up their time for me and I'm hosting them. It's how people date in my neck of the woods. Obviously, it's different in sagamu. I expect to be treated the way I would treat them if the shoe was on the other foot. If that is Ashawo mentality, then I'm proud of it and would rather be that than a deluded sociopath with no tangible contribution to humanity.

Please stop with the side stepping and turning questions back on the person who asked without answering them first. What is the basis of your so called intelligence? I wouldn't ask Mr? Nairaland that question because I'm staring at the answer in the face. I'm asking YOU.

Community ashawo, to show how much disregard I have for you, I did not read this when I replied.

I just dismissively put you in you place without reading it because I thought "why read a long post from a conjectual cretin that is a community ashawo".

Later, I mistakenly glanced on it and say part of it.

Now lets make it clear, community ashawo, what you said was "you have to pay to get to know me".

D-Explorer is willing to pay. Oya, provide the market with your stinking product.

In Sagamu, people don't demand others pay for them, no matter what. That is why Sagamu is regarded as the greatest metropolitan city in Africa.

shaybe baby: I did say, post links...and again he does. # one trick pony.
Don't need to know you, never heard of you # A nobody. I don't know who created nairaland in real life but don't need to because his work is evident without me even knowing his name. You on the other hand...
Repeating things don't make true, I haven't boasted about anything so I have nothing to prove, but you on the other hand ....
https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/1#11885351
https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/1#11885939
You might speak and write english but you certainly don't understand it well enough. If you did, you wouldn't be harping on about asking men to pay for me because I have never said that and neither have I ever asked. What i did say is that If(conditional) the geezer asks me out, he's paying. He's asking me to make time for him, he's paying because he's hosting me. If I ask anyone geezer out, I'll pay cos I'm asking them to give up their time for me and I'm hosting them. It's how people date in my neck of the woods. Obviously, it's different in sagamu. I expect to be treated the way I would treat them if the shoe was on the other foot. If that is Ashawo mentality, then I'm proud of it and would rather be that than a deluded sociopath with no tangible contribution to humanity.

Please stop with the side stepping and turning questions back on the person who asked without answering them first. What is the basis of your so called intelligence? I wouldn't ask Mr? Nairaland that question because I'm staring at the answer in the face. I'm asking YOU.

Community Ashawo, you are not at the level or in the professional circles to know my achievements?

Neither can the man that put a ring on it with you be in such a circle.

shaybe baby: https://www.nairaland.com/797309/g-m-t-e.
LMAO

You are so fcking dumb you put up a link of a scared person, who had to create a new user name to dare confront me, to prove people dislike me.

You are too dumb to know you need to show credible people dislike me.

More so, you are so dumb you do not even notice in the link that I have not even seen before, others have already lambasted the cowardly person!

Community Ashawo, try again to find faults in a God!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Sagamite, the day you pick on my comment, that the you're having a big time nightmare and best believe you're not having a topnotch night later today because i'm gonna alphabetically jab you to the soul. You're an ape, my defination of a nobody. You should dwell among bozos where your thoughts will be the boss. You're a cretin, just your word...and a punk, my defination of bonkers and most of all, you sure do know that you are a lunkhead!

You rep no god to me and if you insist, see me as the crown on your head, the source of your strength, the voice you obey. You're not near dude, you can't stand my jabs. I'm slow to burst my arsenal but if i do, am so gonna hurt you deep down.

You call people a cretin, who else would pick on every innocent lad and lass on this forum if not an arrant cretin! Yeah, that's you punk, don't look back!

And again, stop bawling dude, you've got some space to apologize to her and note, i'm your mentor though i never tutored you to be a dumba$$. Now run along, some kids are down the street, rolling tyres. No pretence lunkhead...you live in the ghetto. You just can't survive my potent jabs. I'm your king, bow to me! [/quote]Product of a failed education system, can you please post in english.

When you do, make sure you know the spelling of definition.

Your arsenal? Do you mean your bazooka english?

Pay her and get some ass.

Fortunately, as for me:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QRVbEQogDk&feature=related

Just because I love myself too much (Ah! God knows I do) and I am supremely conceited, let me give you jara.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.480.html#msg6220012

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.352.html#msg5798212

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.320.html#msg5797384

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.256.html#msg5792533

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-691217.32.html#msg8542616

You aint got nothing on me apart from conjectures and sophism, Community ashawo!

I know it is painful trying to look for a fault in someone that is just too perfect but whom you hate because he humiliates you.

shaybe baby: I get it now, you think by repeating the same mantra, people will eventually start to believe it,heck maybe you have started to believe it. Errr..earth to saggyazz. You are NOT an intellectual God or god. You are on nairaland(which is evidence of someone elses' intelligence), don't see any published works by you, no inventions, no accreditations sef. You are a nobody mate. When you pass away, the only proof you ever existed will be your virtiolic presence on nairaland. It starts and ends here for you. Kinda feel sorry for you.... might ask Mr shaybe baby to leave you be in your bedsit. I'll consider that to be one of my charitable acts of the day.(basking in the glow of my halo)

Communnity ashawo, who are you to judge achievements?

Do you know me in real life to judge my achievements? What are your achievements? Asking men to pay for you?

I will leave you alone when you realise men do not have to pay for you and you tell us what your husband does for a living so we can judge achievements. Let me humiliate your life now.

Abi which kin persin dey marry community ashawo? A professional?

shaybe baby: The reason why the megalomaniac( definitely a sociopath) has gotten away with his delusions of grandeur for so long is because there is no "dislike" botton on here. I'm certain a lot of people read his crap but move on because they can't be bothered to write something lengthy. Such a button will be a god-send, read his(or anybody's) rubbish, show what you think with one simple click. I'm certain he'll have a much better idea as to the revulsion he engenders from people.

Hmm! A dislike button?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-672059.64.html#msg8373204

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-505643.32.html#msg6725172

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-675443.32.html#msg8401808

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-647931.1280.html#msg8166170

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-280487.384.html#msg8381497

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-96807.320.html#msg5958983

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-370005.128.html#msg5253663

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-370005.0.html#msg5163773

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-564352.64.html#msg7297341

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.416.html#msg5872807

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413742.416.html#msg5875670

Just a few snippets, hood ashawo!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Babe, with the bolded, you just murdered him. He's a certified lunkhead and i can't help laughing out loud. Take it easy on him please, you know kids do trespass. I plea..Ok [/quote]Wow! person, why are wasting your time with this Community Ashawo?

Instead of trying to ingratiate yourself by ass-kissing, you should just pay her and get the whole ass. That is what she said should be done.

Secondly, a person like you that said because he has had 7 days of light then Nigeria is growing and the President is good should not be talking in the presence of his God.

Run!

[quote author=D-Explorer]You've got a big fish to fry dude Tell the lass you're sorry and save your a$$.. *my innocent advice* [/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV37mass4CM

shaybe baby: Ah, semi-new material. Still not original though. I've seen how your betters have lambasted your ass on here and you are still regurtitating the same ol crap. You are dirt!!!!!!!!
Thank your lucky stars for the anonymity the internet provides.

I am an intellectual God! I have no betters, community ashawo.

You must be reetarded to ever think anyone is better than me.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Oh nah! Not again punk. You always get into trouble.[/quote]Shut up, cretin!

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoooo@ community asewo! Kai!!

She herself said men need to pay to spend time with her.

shaybe baby: You are still in the UK because you obviously still have internet access rather than being in the cyber cafe. MR shaybe baby must answer why he hasn't yet evicted your sorry ass. If he won't do it, I will.... Need to rid us you for good.
Oh don't bother replying either, we've heard it all(person,shytehead,cretin) they are a bit old except you've got some new material. Bloody agbero. Heaven help you if I ever come across you in real life.

Community ashawo, speak in english.

Oya, try again.

stormm: Hmmm? http://transparencyng.com/index.php/news-categories/111-personality/7048-we-performed-major-surgery-for-ruptured-appendix-on-mrs-jonathan-horst-schmidt-klinik

Our hospitals cannot be trusted to treat stomach complaints/food poisoning but yet fucktards like D-Explorer will defend those in charge of making things work using public funds to run from the poor service to places where their peers are competent.

And the person claims he is making sense!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Dude you are a lunkhead! You suck big time!! You lack logical comments. Don't wake this thread again, let it die. The topic is overstretched and right now, you're making no sense. We've got bigger fish to fry anyday and if you dare reply this comment then you are a true product of a broken home. Deal with that!!![/quote]You are a person!

A product of a failed education system!

In the land of Ogo, making sense is when you boast having light for 7 days is a sign of "growth"!

Cretin! You need to have your brains blown with a shotgun!

[quote author=D-Explorer]You are a lunkhead A certified one.

Dude, i think it's time you shut up and get a real life. Stop doing drugs and live right. Deal with the subject, the first lady crossed abroad to have a really good rest. Don't be silly in comments. Use your brain..oops, i'm sorry you got none! [/quote]You are a professional person.

Also switch to pidgin.

[quote author=D-Explorer]How will a chronic f0ol understand the wise if not by coming low to his minute level of understanding and that i won't do. You can join Sagamite in the suicide quest.[/quote]And the person calls himself wise?

Are you mentally divergent? Do you mean you are wise in the land of Ogo?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUXoF2rv3M8&feature

[quote author=D-Explorer]You are a lunkhead!

It takes a survival of a prison invasion like you..that now lives somewhere in the desert all in the name of travelling abroad to laugh and potray Nigeria as a terrible nation. If you belong to the set of those that wants magicians as leaders, i advice you visit the nearest sea and end your life. 3days of regular power supply is yet something to Nigerians back home, the growth is in progress and if you're so unhappy, another option is pls ===> HANG YOURSELF!!![/quote]ROFLMAO!!!

person, did I not tell you that you were dumb and I would get and humiliate you?

It really is not that hard. I can spot the moronic thinking patterns of products of a failed education system and judge how dumb they are to the point I can tell them and beat my chest that I will humiliate them before I actually take the pleasure to humiliate them.

So getting light for 7 days is the "growth" you are elated about?

You see nothing wrong with your incompetent leaders giving you sub-standard hospitals they will refuse to use because they don't want to die, and then use your public funds to go to countries were leaders are actually competent?

Cretin! And you have a right to vote?

chic2pimp: Look at this dolt trying to justify the unjustifiable.


It's at times like this one is left wondering if the citizens of Nigeria do actually deserve their leaders.

Or deserves to be lined up (i.e. about 90% of the citizens) and shot so their mentality stops polluting the Earth.

[quote author=D-Explorer]You are a lunkhead!

I'm used to dealing with bonkers like you. Please tell me your problem. Don't you think it's becoming glaring that the little positive space in your brain is now affected ? If am to go by the tosh epistle you put up there, i think you're frustrated! It's eating deep into your mental ability and i can only advice you to lead a revolution and at the same time i won't mind keeping a minute silence for you. Dude, the power supply in my area has been stable for over 7days now and that your cluelessness will not appreciate. No wonder the first lady resting abroad has become an issue for dimwits like you to analyse. I need you to be reason like an educated ediot since you're one product of that failed educational system.[/quote]WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

He has light for 7 straight days!

AH! Achievement!!! Naija government is GREAT!

person!!!

Product of a failed education system with a wasted cerebral matter.

That is something to be happy about!

FOOOOOL!

norrisman: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/official-nigerias-first-lady-patience-jonathan-hospitalized-abroad-with-food-poisoning/2012/09/04/0fa850a2-f671-11e1-a93b-7185e3f88849_story.html

abati is a disgrace!

So they use public funds to fly for the best healthcare instead of using the sub-standard morgues they provide for the people and call hospital?

When we have fucktards like D-Explorer with a right to vote, it is not shocking.

I bet they chose to go to Germany because they knew if they went to US or UK they will meet Nigerians even working in the hospital, not only many living there, and they would not be able to lie.

[quote author=D-Explorer] You are a Lunkhead! Your questions aren't logical. Dude, celebrate your ignorance while it last. [/quote]You are a person!

It would not be logical to a product of a failed education system why their leaders can destroy the country or not improve it and then use tax payers money to go to other countries and enjoy the amenities their corruption and/or incompetence cannot give their own citizens.

Cretin! While your dumb arse cannot see 24 hours light or live without burglary proof, the leaders you deserve will send their kids to £5000 per month accommodation abroad wherer they can party all night drinking £1000 a bottle champagne and your dumb arse will call it progress!

I can't believe fucktards like you have a right to vote.

[quote author=D-Explorer]. . Your rate of reasoning is so minimal. Open your eyes and read each letters LUNKHEAD [/quote]You are a person!

Answer the questions.

This is your intellectual suyaing festival.

latest: Op your words are quite clear and inspirational, it takes only the God fearing to appreciate ur write up, but i must say that men with all afore' mentioned qualities are rare to come by.

Aaaaaaamen!

[quote author=D-Explorer]Dude, stop spouting arrant tosh! You got no logical opinion and your thoughts is so local. Read again, no one said she was on vacation. Get a positive life and stop doing drugs. You just can't think straight enough to appreciate growth or maybe you're just too dumb to admit. Every country got her ills and people still travel in and out daily. If you wanna go rest in some country, take a cheap one, it befits your status => lunkhead.[/quote]You are a person!

Answer the questions!

How is the fact your First Lady goes abroad to rest is "growth", FOOOL!

Cretinous product of a failed education system!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]All the money they are burning to travel to other countries would have been best spent building a CAMP DAVID like resort. It would be the OFFICIAL retreat for the president and his people.

On second thoughts, that would be asking too much. . .why would they want to build an OFFICIAL anything when PERSONAL is the keyword over there?

Yep, scratch that. [/quote]Even when they build it as official with millions of dollars that is mostly overpriced and an avenue for looting, when they are leaving office they would pass a law to sell it to themselves for millions of naira all because we have fucktards like D-Explorer that would see nothing wrong with it.

Once she distributes rice before elections, to fucktards like him, she is the great leader that helps the poor.

http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2010/09/29/commotion-as-patience-jonathan-distribute-bags-of-rice/

[quote author=D-Explorer]You are a lunkhead! You top my list of low-lives. When has taking a recess outside the country becomes a subject of debate. Dunce, what has Osogbo or Mubi got to do? If anyone can afford a vacation outside Nigeria how is that of the first lady strange to your reading? Your shallow and cheap mind won't ever make you think aright. Dude, i could heal you.[/quote]You are person!

How come she knows how to go to countries where things work and everything looks nice for a rest?

Cretin, they did not even say she went for a vacation, her people said she went to rest!

She could not rest in Nigeria? The one her husband runs badly?

FOOOOOOOOL!