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Well done, people.

I hope it took some time before you killed him. I hope you beat the fck out of him wellu wellu before killing him slowly.

To all those chatting Opata about rule of law and blood on their hands, you think your philosophy is not dependent on a dependable system?

Jungle justice is apt for jungle systems.

[quote author=D-pharisee link=topic=854945.msg10051708#msg10051708 date=1327576694]Anyway I feel what GEJ has done is trying to use a thief to catch another thief which proves to be more effective sometimes. With his appointment I believe that Boko Haram will sheath their swords as he may be able to reachout to the leaders some of whom maybe known to him as he has been supervising zone 12 where BH is most active.[/quote]You are so dumb, it is shocking.

You are seriously trying to rationalising such a dumb decision by a such a dumb President?

aguiyi:
why not keep quiet if you can not recommend a better replacement for Harfiz, i expect to see that in all the critisms not just some niki tobi shyt,
HE IS NOT A GOOD REPLACEMENT, FINE, MAKE YOUR RECOMMENDATIONS LETS SEE IF IT CAN BE FORWARDED FOR CONSIDERATION OTHERWISE , ACCEPT MD ABUBAKAR FOR WHO HE IS.

You are a mooron!

I can bet there are several AIGs that could have been named instead if someone just has a brain that is different from yours and Retardeen's.

Pukkah:
He double-speaks.  

He even triple-speaks.

He is sly, cunning, and foxy.

He is deceitful, dubious and devious.

[s]He is an Evil Genius.  

He is the Evil Genius.[/s]

He is a good example of how not to lead a country.

Stop saying such. It makes me want to fcking puke.

What makes him a genius? The fact he can take a gun or state machinery to do bad?

Then Anini is God.

Calling him a "Genius" for such is like calling a serial killer that has not been caught a genius.

Bad is a very simple thing to do, it is not a sign of prodigy. Good is the hard part to do.

If I take a knife and knife you from the back, that is easy. It is just a knife and my actions. The hard part is for the Doctor that will do the good put you back together to stay alive and heal.

Boko Haram putting a bomb somewhere to kill innocent people does not make them a genius. The Police force that can stop them and catch them are the geniuses.

This IBB cretin is dumber than I was when I was 13.

[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=855582.msg10052514#msg10052514 date=1327582947]Don't you ever steal my thought again. [/quote]The shiny brain I have knows everything.

LEXYLOV:
Signs of the end of time is nearer. strange things everyday. May God have mercy.

You are a cretin!

Elizadath:
Are going to be deprived of their fundermental human right? Abi which kain law be dat?

What do you understand by fundamental human rights?

ojubi:
Bro. TU BABA seriously if i were u i 'll seriously consider having a vasectomy since u re not good with a condom. That way u cant impregnate any woman again.                   The problem with having kids from many mothers 'll begin to seriously manifest itself when u pass on to the world beyond and your children will make a terrible show of who gets what in your numerous properties and wealth.                   So pls sir, visit a hospital, cut your vas- deference, so u can stop ejecting Fluid, but only serminal fluid during sex. That way no woman can trick you into putting her in a family  way again.

Have you ever heard of that innovative legal services product making superlative waves in courts called a WILL?

otondo55:
How come you advertise Condom and never use it, since you didnt plan your life this way. Failing to plan is planning to fail.

He was advertising what?

Kai!

Why I no get this power na! The heads of the Marketing Director and the CEO of the condom company must roll.

Blackteeth:
@sagamite. He should spare us those rooster and bull talk. It's not necessary.

He is just making his choices in life and it works for him.

Joey82:
see what money can do in naija, 3 civilized women happy to share one man and are comfortable with it.

And some fooooooooools will still argue women don't go into polygamy out of their own free will, they are forced.

Blackteeth:
Tuface didn't sound like a matured grown adult at all.

Why? How does a mature grown adult sound?

miracle4:
According to Alhaji Maina “of the N151 billion, the task team in conjunction with the EFCC traced and recovered a total of about N24billion and N15 billion worth of property from some corrupt government officials in the Office of the Head of Service Pension Department. Sixty six illegal bank accounts with N180million were also discovered.”

Bunch of fcking ediots!

So why are we not hearing of any arrests?

Useless, incompetent foooooooooooools!

jtkoko9:
What is he then?

A womanlover.

Or

A womanshagger.

Our cretinous President has shown again that he is a Silverback Gorilla.

He appoints someone that was labelled a bias religious fanatic and recommended to be sacked, by the Niki Tobi Commission on Jos, as acting IG. This is after another officer (Zakari Biu) with checkered history just let the leader of a religious terrorist organisation escape.

Furthermore, this foooooooooooooooooooooooool we have as President, appointed ex-DIG Osayande, that reinstated this same incompetent and sadistic Zakari Biu to the Police Force after being sacked, to head up a team to "reform" the police. What will such a dunce (Osayande) that brought nothing positive to his post as DIG and head of PSC bring that is fresh to the Police?

FRESH AIR!

Bloody fooooooooooooooools voted for a cretin!

@Seun.

Provide me with the email address, let me help you respond.

12large1:
How is he struggling when his not giving a chance you have a typical african mentality so a european club has to give him a chance before super eagles do. Where was the yeye eu club when he performed for u 172023 nko. Youth players that performed grea should be given a chancd at se based on their youth performance and consistency not based on wat eu club think. these was the same way osondu wasnt given a chance after youth level we were waiting for belgium club to do first. Siasia helped j obi tremendiouly he was a bench warmer majority of the time till ss included him in se

What don't you get in your daft head?

Someone not getting a chance is struggling. He is meeting his age mates and can not perform.

You are so daft to be using the fact a father is dribbling some teenage kids to say that shows he is qualified to play for SE.

You are a cretin!

I repeat: What did Siasia do with J. Obi?

So he played for SE, and so? What has he achieved? He is going to help us win this month's ANC?

What did Siasia do with J. Obi?

Foooool!

chaircover:
^^^ I did 31mph on a 30mph limit road

dayokanu:
Thank God your wifre didnt include my name, When I was reading your post, my heart was beating very fast thinking I would see my name.

The girl self no dey try, Doesnt she knw the typical girl line: I have only slept with 2 guys, 1 was the guy who disvirgined me when I was young and the second was my last boyfriend of several years.

Every guy they meet is always their 3rd boyfriend

Abi o.

chaircover:
If I have the right end of the stick, she slept with men before she married and not after.

Double standards I should say, considering the poster was attempting to be chop and clean number 10 and run away before he was "caught" with food, sex, iyawo ile traits and pregnancy

How many men sleep with less than 9 women before they get married in this our today's world of facebook and twitter?.

I don't agree with the married men bit, but shouldn't the onus be on the man who took the vows? and I agree some of her relationships were just   but lets ask ourselves the truth how many of us are proud of every single tiny weeny thing that we have done in our lives.

The woman talks to much sef . . . way too much  

Actually, which ones were you not proud of?

Gi'me gist. [Pulls his cheeky monkey facial expression]

[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=854773.msg10046099#msg10046099 date=1327507831]You know you're going to be my first and last. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/9.gif[/quote]And some moorons will say this girl is not special?

See perfect answer.

moremi2008:
You think he has a future in the UK? Hahaha! He'll be back! He can't escape his destiny, shining my shoes or pushing paper for my family business.   . Yeye boy go jand get useless degree com dey form nonsense on the Internet! Na who born him papa for dis land?!  

You are a cretin!

Your yeye Oga will not be allowed to serve tea to the board level members I have had to present to.

Weyree! If I ever decide to come to Nigeria you will get a noose to hang yourself as the position they will give me will be one you can spend 20 years and never smell.

Anuofia moooron! You think the global, competitive world has time for cretins like you in an efficient market?

[quote author=Missy_B link=topic=854773.msg10045633#msg10045633 date=1327504759]The only reason I think women should be secretive about their sexuaal experience is because of societal sexuual double standard, otherwise, there's no reason why a woman shouldn't feel free to clearly inform her husband(to-be) of her past (where he is one with a good head on his shoulder)[/quote]All I will say is that: Just make sure you are a virgin, otherwise I no go gree at all if you even include ONE in the list. 

I don talk my own. I don warn you.

moremi2008:
Hahaha! Ugly, impoverished monkey! Keep yapping away at my opinions! You'll be back looking for a job or contract! Irrelevant nobody!  

You are a cretin! Make sure you don't fall off the Okada with your "quality" degree calling someone like moi impoverish because the hospitals are nothing to write home about o!

Let me see you give daft opinions again. FOOOOL!

moremi2008:
And this is your best retort? All this over defending Kanu's honor? You poor thing! Hahaha!

You are a mooron!

I am just humiliating a fooooooool that opens his mouth and vomit stewpid opinions and, at best, then occasionally does the thinking poorly.

Think before you talk, cretin!

moremi2008:
Conjectural rants? Aren't you contradicting yourself? Do you know anything about me besides what you've made up in your above-average brain? You're not impressing me with your tired "failed education system" rants. My degrees are better than anything that can possibly come out of the UK (yes, better than anything Oxbridge has to offer). When I told you that you aren't worth engaging with my neurons, I meant it. Now take my words and go frame them on your wall in whatever deprived London neighborhood you live in.

ps - I look forward to receiving your resume (and shredding it). You impoverished TM Lewin-wearing bastard!

Abeg, let me laugh for a few seconds.



Ye! Ye! Ye!

My belle o, my head o.  

Every daft foool comes on line to claim moronic achievements when their utterances exposes how daft they are.

I bet you studied "Medicine" at Princeton where the course is not offered like fstranger too?  

Daft foool! Just based on your level of thinking, I can guarantee you that you will not be qualified to serve me more than snacks at Mr Biggs. Ediot!  

Who dash Baboon degree?  

Bloody cretin saying his education is better than an Oxbridge one!

Weyree! Go and beg you enemies in the village to end the familial feud.

We asked him (with his "fantastic" backyard degree) to say why he feels entitled to insult Kanu, mugu begin vomit like the cretin he is.

moremi2008:
But I am not the reason why you are fat, ugly and loveless. I am still not the reason why you will be sending me your resume for a job and I will be declining to even interview you. I know your type quite well: dem full Canary Wharf and the City,  a dime a dozen, utterly disposable and irrelevant. Stop seeking my attention and go back to impressing the others.  

Typical conjectural rants of a product of a failed education system.

If you were able to talk sense, you will not have a problem being in Canary Wharf or the City.

andromida:
They look happy and she looks lovely. Nice shoes.

Sagamite you are always on a crusade with mean words for those you want to take down. Easy. Pips are entitled to their opinion.

I disagree.

Not really!

moremi2008:
Shut-up! You're annoying.

You are a cretin!

You can't explain your daftness?

FOOOL!

moremi2008:
What is anybody's business with this thread, really?

Your point is . . . . . .?

moremi2008:
I honestly thought that was his daughter! Agbaya man! No wonder he has heart problems! How he no go get heart defect when his dirty old self went to marry an 18yr-old girl from the village!

You are a cretin!

What is your business who he marries?

Hot chic!

Jarus:
;DSaga don enter here

Siddon there. Shotigbo?

Wait till you are hit by accidental discharge from the ibons, then your eyes will open.

Baba Ara:
@op,

U need to weigh your options. BSC is better any day but that doesn't not mean you can't do well with HND. I was in same situation in 2002. I got OAU D.E admission in 2002 while I was doing IT but I was enjoying my work and I didn't want to leave Lagos. My boss also offered me more money cos of my contributions on projects. He promised to get me Admission into UNILAG but all failed as I was not given admission. I decided to go back for HND 2years after then I was already earning more than even MSC holders in my company. I did both full-time job and full-time school. It was tough but fruitful. My boss understood when I must be in school and he gave me the privilege. Immediately after my HND before my result even came out I was offered another job with another company on recommendation. I didn't apply.

I can tell you that they treat me like KING everywhere I have worked and where I work presently because of the difference I bring in on job.

But my problem is that I still feel uncomfortable anytime I remember that I am HND holder and am presently planning to do a top-up BSC programmer online with a UK university.

My Scenario is very uncommon but if you think you are very good at what you do, your certificate doesn't matter but BSC is more appreciated.

Now look at this guy. I can believe what he is saying just from the way he writes.

Good use of English words, punctuation, paragraphs etc. We are all allowed a few unconscious errors, or even 1 or 2 textspeak, but not the full gamut of poor English and blatant lack of effort, and then say "I am a graduate".

This tells me he is someone that likes to do things right and will probably have the same attitude in a job. No wonder he is flying and gaining people's respect.

I am sure in it was not a case of "na condition make crayfish bend" and he was in a saner country, he would have gone to university and a good one too.

GenBuhari:
^
That is a rhetorical question.

Even if your you disregard the number of pages of this thread, how about the length of time the thread has been running

Bottom line is most people need time to digest the fact that PDP Nigerian government was deceitful from their first minutes in power.

When Abacha died (poisoned), we lost the last decent government that was interested in the welfare of its citizens and a bunch of criminals (led by Obasanjo & IBB) took over.

We are still suffering the effects of the covert coup de tat, that removed Abacha from power.

So high products do definitely lead to mental disorder.

This is cretin!

12large1:
Sagamite how has he declined? So because they havent played for european clubs made them declined?fools. It is time nigeria gives its best performance player at youth level a chance at senior level instead of waiting for eu club to cap them. Where was celtic psv sl when ibrahim was performing at youth level for nigeria he has played u 17 20 23 now is time keshi gives him a chance at super eagles whether he plays at celtic or not football is 2 ways. Look at what siasia did with j obi

You are a mooron!

A player that was dribbling 15/16/17 year olds when lying about his age is struggling to get any first team play when he finally has to play with his age mates and is probably slower now since he is even further away from his youth and you don't see it as decline.

You even foolishly are suggesting we take him to go and play for the national team when he can't play against professionals that are majority not qualified to be in their national team?

What kind of cretins do we produce in Nigeria ffs?

What did Siasia do with J. Obi?

oc2fish:
@poster with a[n] HND CERTIFICATE you cannot  join a professional assciation like NSE and COREN Professor  Awojobi of blessed memory was not referred to as an Engine because of B.Eng. please go to OAU. I have a ND from the best Agric college some of my friends go for HND and some of us go went to universities. today we are their boss and we are able to use the ND experience in the field. please go to University .

Honestly mate, I will be blunt. If you attended university and your grammatical construct is this poor, I am stunned.

This is not about errors in spelling or punctuations which are forgivable. This is lack of ability of stringing together of English words to create the grammar. The level you display of this ability is way below that of a supposed university graduate.