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Basildon1:
I think a book needs to be published on when to dump a nigerian babe, the signs are so standard it seems they attended the same training. Hides on you FB, hides you on BB, uses other guys for DP, hides her fone/ locks it, sneaks out to recieve fone calls (classic- my own dey tell bobo at 1am say "I am at that place I said I would be", I was left wondering in my sleep where this mysterious place could be cos last time i checked , location was buck nakeed under my duvet)

@ OP, the earlier, the better. I checked out in the morning  , u checked out after marriage. It is well - dont overthink it

I am laughing my arse off.

Tight girl.

dbride:
@Sagamite, you add to the fun I am already having. You asked for the schools I attended in Nigeria. What in God's name has that info got to do with my position on this subject. Is my english bad?  Do you know something? Tonak, the real story teller can also read; why are you standing in the gap for him? Let him be the one to interogate me. You dont stand a chance with me on this one. Of course, this is one of the situations Tonak's story is meant to create and I am still laughing. Sagamite, cheer up! Tonak can fight for himself, or are you BH who must fight for God?

I am laughing at the bolded. And I am sure several NLers are laughing as well because they know what chance you stand next to me on any issue, any topic.

I am asking for your schools because I want to know the failed institutions that tutored you to use visceral intuition as grounds for dogmatic opinions.

What schools did/do you attend?

dbride:
@Sagamite, It is not everytime you come up with evidence, there is a''knowing'' that cannot be disputed by Tonak himself. He asks for permission to name the Nlander involved, what a funny guy. He really made me laugh with that and some advised him not to. Who asked him to post his story? Why then does he need permission from us to mention names?

TONAK is a good story teller and knows how to engage people with his fiction. I repeat: ALAWIYE Part V. Thanks for giving me something to laugh at in 2day's 9ja---full of pains. Good and timely spicing!!!!!!!

So it is fiction purely based on your visceral intuition? And you used such tosh to ridicule others for believing it?

So your visceral intuition is "fact"?

Name the schools you attended in Nigeria.

dbride:
What beautiful FICTION and people are feeling sorry for Tonak who had nothing and lost nothing! Just took our minds off 9ja problems. Nlanders, we are ever ready to comment on every post. I laughed all thru; very entertaining though. Tonak give us another story. ALAWIYE Part V

What proof or hints do you have that led you to believe it is fiction?

thameamead:
I don't feel sorry for Kobe, apparently he was advised to make her sign a pre-nup but he was so inlove wit her that he thought there was no need for it, same goes for Thierry Henry, when he was about to marry the model Nicole Merry, his lawyers drew up a pre-nup which she never signed for some bizarre reasons, when they separated she kicked him out of his £6M house in Hampsted, when they decided to divorce, she employed the most expensive lawyer and fought for every penny she could get from him, she was awarded £10M which i think is too much because she hardly contributed anythinh but it serves him right, she's dating the singer from the Street (the Ibo guy) she's told him she has no plans to marry him, clever girl!

They both deserve what they got.

If you don't have a brain, you deserve the consequences of your own actions or inactions.

If I tell a girl to sign pre-nup and she doesn't (or even hesitates annoyedly - in this western world we live in) the marriage is off, without a shadow of a doubt.

Fck her love, fck her fairytale.

jay bee:
Don't we all want the same?
we want them to be figure whatever coupled with brains so as to adequately subsidize our purse.

On average, I believe men are more capable of practicing equality than women.

Most women only know how to give when the guy is an arsehole.

jay bee:
Oga saga, go marry 

AHHH! Awon ota! (Enemies)

And later they will be claiming to be my friends.

jay bee:
Oga Saga => drama king  

Bros, as I keep on telling you guys: Most women don't understand the meaning of "fair", "equal" or "balanced". They just want an advantage that is all.

And if you give them the advantage, guess what? They would still dumb your arse (if they are still attractive enough to play in the market) because to them you are a wuss.

As far as I am concerned, most woman will leave a relationship they are not happy with or not interested in (if there is no restraining constraint - financial, aesthetic, baggage) but yet they will scream if it is the other way round. They only want an advantage.

maclatunji:
Your craze no get Part 2  

Bros, I know o.

Look, in real life, I have a very gentle and convivial face and aura. I can be very nice and sweet, but that does not mean I don't know what I am doing.

I study girls like a murrafcker!

[quote author=Sisi_Kill link=topic=845599.msg9973428#msg9973428 date=1326673061]Also remember . . .Divorce is not an option. Don't even think of the letter D. . . Talk more of divorce. Now is the time to be proactive. . .What does the other guy have that you don't have, ehn?[/quote]This is rubbish advice.

I will say it categorically, unambiguously, inexorably and unequivocally that from the second, the absolutely fcking second, that the babalawo puts the rings on our fingers, divorce is on the cards on my mind. It can be in 5 mins, 2 hours, 3 years, 20 years, 60 years. IT IS ON THE CARDS!

Fck your fairytale! I repeat, unrepentedly, fck your fairytale. If I am not happy because of you and I tell you and I see no change coming, I am off. You are free to do the same.

I am going to live the rest of my life happy without any regrets.

I repeat, I am going to live the rest of my life happy without any regrets. Any woman that thinks only her happiness is priority needs her head examined.

If I get married, I will do my best to make it good. If my best can't, I will leave it. If I find a girl/wife is not happy with me and my efforts are not changing it; she wants me to do ridiculous, ediotic things out of my comfort zone (probably things that would make me unhappy) before she can be happy, before she realises that "it is true love" then I would leave her eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasily. I watch all that stuff now. Fck your fairytale! Fck your concept of romance!

When I say "do my best", don't think I will sweat. My best to keep a marriage good should not be some kind of laborious process, it should be an almost easy and reasonable set of routines. If that is not enough for a woman, FCK IT, I will go and enjoy my life.

If my reasonable and rational lifestyle and affections is not making you happy, then go.

Relationship is an easy thing, anyone that wants to make it complex, can fck off.

Gaggi:
I have left a number of pretty and decent looking girls. People always say why didnt u marry Miss X, Y or Z but deep down i know those who are crazy about me and those who are not.
I can't be with somebody who ain't crazy about me, no matter how pretty u are.

Gaggi:
Its our friend d puzzy licker. Why wouldn't i want to marry someone who is crazy abt me? What i said is simple, if u are miss world and u ain't crazy abt me then i ain't riding with u.
Don't be too hasty in defending the ho's man. Did i say i will marry a woman who i ain't crazy abt? There has to be a meeting point. If u care abt me and i care abt u then we're riding. Simple.

Thank you!

Fcking well said!

I have a 4-point assessment process and this is one of the 4. You fail one of them and you have no fcking chance.

When I read the OP's opening post, trust me, my head went straight to: "Let me read what NL females are saying". Immediately, all I read was only statements of those with (f) next to the name. And trust me they did not disappoint.

A man finds his wife scheming on how to leave him for another man and planning how the other man will raise her husband's child, and I am not seeing outrage. I am even seeing some attacking him and saying something is wrong with him for listening to her conversation. That he is too sneaky and paranoid.

These are the same women that will threaten death for a man leaving his girlfriend.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-715203.0.html

When I say most women are selfish some people will turn their nose up and say I am a misoghene, abi misogynist lo de npe? 

RIDICULOUS!

I hardly have pity for women nowadays.

Revsola:
@sagamite,complements.I am sure by now your insanity would have faded.Its just that I will not allow your stomach ulcer to go. Ode,
You think u can just abuse everyone in this forum and escape without punishment? In the month of Febuary by the 15th day, you will learn the greatest lesson of your life, because you are judged and condemned.

oh no you wont die,but you will beg death to come to your rescue, except you repent
YOUR OFFENCE:insulting servants of God

You are a cretin!

Come back here and come and tell us what happened between and Okada and your daft arse by February 15.

Bloody fooool!

Fck your servants of God and shove them down your arse, you bloody mooron!

Bloody product of a failed education system.

queensmith:
i dont get it? Are some now trashing the woman for having a cheating husband? that makes no sense!

Why did he get married if he can't keep it in his pants! Nonsense and ingredients!

He cheated, and so what?

He should pay her for cheating?

If she does not like his cheating she is free to leave and find another man.

donline:
watch this out

so called moderator on naraland " started collecting money from some people in computer section"

Typical, moronic Nigerian-throwing of conjectures/accusations without any evidence from a foolish product of a failed education system.

MRbrownJAY:
i am patiently waiting for DB/VB to go through the same shiit as he dodged a bullet a few yrs ago with his secretary/assistant or whatever but i think it will come sooner than later.

She would do well if she does it now as they now live in California. That na 50% straight up!

But on a more serious note, I have no problem with Victoria getting 50%. She at least contributed and it can perfectly be argued it is because of their marriage that David got so much popularity and money from football and endorsements, as he is not that talented or that great looking. There are far more talented footballers that did not make the same kind of money. Imagine David is still earning more than Messi, Christiano and Etoo till this day.

MRbrownJAY:
according to Blackplanet, he settled the divorce at the tune of $75Milla and 2 mansions. lol!

Good.

Next time he would know what a pen and paper is.

What a foool! I bet he can't give even his own mother that $75m but he is giving it to some woman for just being married due to his own stupidity.

naijababe:
I swear NL moderators can be such asswipes at times. Some one tell me why this thread hasn't been locked?!!!!! This thread is complete insult and disrespect to Nigerians especially the ones the bloody thirsty Abacha killed

They will call it "free speech".

We all know in Sagamite's world only "sensible speech" will be allowed. Fck free speech.

Mobinga:
WTF?

After the wikileaks?? Cmon dawg.

Some reports on the leaks were absolute bull. I don't expect you to swallow everything.

Are you telling me, Yaradua was not informed his illness was going to deteriorate as time goes?

He did not know his illness was deteriorate to bad before he was flown out?

Why did he not do what a responsible public official will do?

Before the final journey out and we had no President for 3 months, did he not leave the country the previous year and refuse to hand over to the VP?

He is a useless PIG!

igbo2011:
Racism is very bad in America just because one man made it to be president doesn't mean racism is gone. Black men are still seen as thugs and cops still look at us.  I have klived in America before and racism is everywhere. Go to an all black school then an all white schooland you will see the different.  African Americans have no opportunities for college and other things. Watch this to see what I mean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpfMD9gWNf8

Lets stop giving excuses.

Yes, racism might exist and things might not be perfect but it is ABSOLUTELY NO EXCUSE for the rot the black society is in.

Why are black men seen as thugs? Don't they do their best to be seen as thugs? So why are they complaining about when they do?

Lets stop giving excuses.

Apart from the video link you showed me obviously being a contrast between a private and a public school, that is still no excuse for the rot the blacks in America find themselves.

I am sure there are lots of Chinese, Korean and Indian kids that have no option but to attend a poor school and still shine like a million stars.

It is the same lame excuses I hear when I first came to the UK, some useless blacks complaining about not being giving the opportunity. When I see what they had in terms of resources at primary & secondary school, it was a million times better than what I had from my public primary and secondary schooling in Nigeria but yet people like me were still able to come over and excel in the same exams they were doing and failing, or which they are just plainly avoiding to do in the first place. So does Indian, Chinese and other kids excel in the same exams under the same impoverishment.

Lets stop giving excuses.

Let black people fcking work hard and put their heart in it like other "disadvantage" races have been doing instead of rampant, senseless claim of victimisation while they sell drugs, gun each other down and have babies they do not care to take care of.

Lets stop giving excuses.

igbo2011:
Also they don't teach about greeat African history, they want to keep African Americans down and tell them that Africans are backwards. That is why Africans are portrayed badly on TV in America.  Alwways in mudhuts and what not.

And do the likes of Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne and co that have access to the kids teach African history?

Blacks should keep on waiting to be spoon fed and given everything on a plate while they smoke weed and try to be the "cool" ones.

Do they teach Korean or Indian History in the States? Does that stop children from such origins from excelling in school?

Blacks should keep on blaming everyone else but themselves.

Portraying Africans in mudhuts does not stop some black reetard thinking having spinning wheels is the ultimate aspiration instead of a good education, does it?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-730675.320.html#msg8895259

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-730675.320.html#msg8895599

Katsumoto:
Sagamite, I no gree. Which kind of strategy be that? You go dey follow gal wey dey look after little kids about.

Which serious players goes to carnival on a Sunday to talk to gals saddled with looking after little kids when you can be grinding girls on the Monday dancing to 'Big Belly Man'?

Can you do this below on a Sunday?

All you can get on Sunday na digits; on Monday you can get digits and more. 

Look at this man.

Person no dey grind, na digits noni.

Then you go come increase the level of National Child Tax Credit noni.

Then do it all again in the jungle of Monday carnival noni. 

[size=5pt]Official disclaimer: All activities aforementioned were strictly during teenage years. I am born again now. It is to be clear that any women coming to try and claim child support for events that are now history will get in return a full denial. "It wasn't me".[/size]

Kilode, here is one I made earlier: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-367394.64.html#msg5198241

As per why I go go child carnival? See these yeye bankers, economists, engineers and co. Make I teach una strategy.

Apart from living in the centre of the carnival and the aroma of the food, una think pikin dey go carnival on im own? Who una think go bring pikin come carnival?

You know how many senior sisters and single mothers wey go dey there and happy to get an 18 year old ?  Shior!

Una no know the value of a business venture based on the Parent (Holding) Company assets and how markets with few competitors can be very attractive. And then how to invest, back then, with injection of capital.

chaircover:
LOL funny you mention nephews. If you had neices you will see that drama starts from very early on. Even the kids female cat has drama & my daughter is certainly very dramatic 

She has had ham sandwiches in her lunch box for weeks now. She requested for ham and refused any other filling. It had to be ham or nothing. All of a sudden on Wednesday she didnt eat any of her lunch so we asked her and she said that she hated ham. Hate ke!! anyway we thought it was a one off and gave them to her on Thursday and Friday and she didnt touch her lunch on both days. So on Monday it has to be jam sandwiches. The same Jam that she hated a few months ago. Isnt that drama for you? 

So get used to it . . .  .Drama is certainly coming your way 

I will take drama from my daughter, na my pikin. My nephews don't like meat and fish and cry they don't want it (I look at them and think of these kids in Somalia) but when they see me eating they will come and eat it.

Too much drama from an adult though and I would change channel to action. I prefer action films to period dramas.

chaircover:
This saga sef 

Its men like you that end up sweating in January from pushing a trolley all over ASDA with one hand, the baby in the other hand & the shopping list hanging out of your mouth (no hands left) while wifey is jisting away with her friends whilst doing her nails at the chinese nail bar 

The Yes dear, three bags full dear type

You will be surprised I don't mind that. Na me born my pikin, and I would like to hug them like I love hugging my nephews now.

Just don't be arguing over senseless rubbish in the house because of some crazy hormonal chemical imbalance.

I don't change nappies though. Wifey will find her child's thing in the nappy when she comes back.

Claus:
The prevalence of prenuptial agreements (in the West) shows a big failing of the judiciary in relation to marriage laws.

It clearly shows that most wealthy people (men or women) do not trust the legal system to deal with them fairly in the case of a divorce.

I still shake my head at the woman I saw on one year's Forbes rich list, source of wealth: Divorce Settlement.

Lunatic laws.

But politicians don't want to change it because it favours women and they feel there is no political capital in changing it.

I will never understand why anyone should legally get stupendiously rich from money they never earned and which was not given to them out of free will.

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=797163.msg9959545#msg9959545 date=1326495086]Sagamite, the way i'm looking at you, you better be ready to remain a bachelor for a loooooong time
you complain about women's drama. but your own drama get as e be. who will be able to tolerate that?[/quote]I work out every day in preparation. It will be a stroll in the park to remain one.

Me? I have no drama o. I am just unlike most guys that are willing to consume such miasmatic fallacy like: "You are not a mature man until you take the rubbish a woman gives you".

Bollocks! I would challenge the norm and say "Stop giving rubbish"!

Most women are just selfish and love everything to go their way or to their advantage.

Marriage is not a make or break for me. If I don't get what I want, I can ignore it or even get out of it midway. What is the point spending the rest of your life arguing over senseless rubbish?

Although I would disagree with jaybee that HW is more prestigious, I would still say for such a course at that level (MSc), there is not much prestige difference between the 2. It is a good course at both. So pick the one you think best suits your needs.

^^^Cretin!

Weyree!

Pop your pills otherwise you will continue seeing a whiteman trying to get you.

Look, white men are behind you. 

Go and call Zenga Zenga.

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=13568.msg9953350#msg9953350 date=1326419505]Lagos Nigeria[/quote]Where are you from?

Mobinga:
Kobe's about to lose 150M. He had no prenup, and the slut waited for 10 bleeping years. . . God damn.

Good.

Next time he should have a brain and use it.

No pity for ediots on my side.

You are rich and know you will be richer in future and you marry without prenup despite knowing how people milk in divorce in your country. How stewpid, God punish him.

^^^He is just trying to prove to us that the white guy is trying to ingratiate himself with us so the West can come and take us back to slavery.

He is trying to show us the white guy is a plant and we should be careful.

This is a think tank that churns out decent number of high-flying thinkers advising on policy.

http://www.policyexchange.org.uk/people/Alumni.cgi

Looking at universities their alumni attended is a good indicator of some top unis.

Tiana155:
Never sign a prenup. Trust me.

Why not?

maclatunji:
Sagamite, you are still on this matter. Just look at it this way. You will not take rubbish from women in general but will make an exception of one who you think has the X-factor you want in a female (as your wife, I expect). Let me tell you: there is no woman without drama, we just have to learn to cope with them.

It is not like we as men are perfect too, women have to learn to cope with us as well.

An exceptional one that I think has X-factor will not give me rubbish, otherwise she herself will not want to be with me as I no be agric chicken.

Let her have her drama but she should make sure it is not as popular as EastEnders, let it be subtle and stale.

As I have grown older, I am very comfortable with walking away at any stage in a relationship. She can huff and puff and say but we have been together for X years, we have history. If I am not happy and not getting what I want for an extended period, I have communicated it to you and it is not likely you intend to change, then we are history.

I aint coping with shyt!

Trust me, if you are not what a woman wants and she has options to switch, she would without a shred of contrition. Look at J.Lo na.

I will get myself a fresh, new one. If she doesn't want that to happen, she better quit hollywood storyline and be a good partner without drama.

ronkebp:
^^^^^ Happy New year!!! Sagamite, i can see you are back from many- many jollying

Happy New Year, sis.