₦airaland Forum

EfemenaXY:
Lol! You try.

What about that video of you doling out £££s to Jenny??

Abeg pay up first, then complain later. Real men don't squeak.

That was when my grandpapa die and I got my inheritance of land in Sagamu which I sold to Nestle for millions to live large for a while.

That money don finish now. Na dead body I dey wash for London.

LaraiBoluwaji:
I hope when you fall victim to cc fraud you will still say a nigga gatto to do what e gatto do or woteva.

You and coogar are the same. Criminals.

You too.

Start planning what month you go pay for.

donodion:
Saga don useblafta killi me o o o o o o o....I dey laff tears dey commit ....Cougar...Gbengene.... see wetin you don cause

lebesgue:
@Sagamite

My brother, bi ase ri ni yen o (na so we see am). So boys are getting their rents paid by women, driving cars bought by women, and getting fat on the hard-work of these women, and we are here forming bad boys? Chai! I have suffered no be small. No wonder coogar spends an unholy amount of time on Nairaland---he does not have to work. His hoes are out there hustling and he is just collecting their cheques. I will say it again: I have suffered. Anyway, my eyes have now opened. 2016 will be my year of laziness. I must meet my own BABE. I must get fat in the name of Obatala, through the grace of Jesus Christ. Amen.

Guys, make we no dull o.

Shine ya eyes.

No suffer suffer for world, enjoyment for heaven. I no be teacher.

2016 is my year.

EfemenaXY:







***Blinks innocently***

But you know you're still the only sugar in my tea...The only mosquitoe in my net...The only fly in my ointment...

That's why I dey moni fe ra you well-wella (hope you understand my Yoruba)

Er...but I still need that N2K for my dada osun, and another N2K "chop money"

Babes, that is why you will have to shoe me that sugar with money in 2016.

Your bonus at the Investment bank lasan can buy me a directors box at Chelsea.

E mi na fe je aiye. (Me too want to enjoy life.)

henryhemon:
Wada and Dickson are not certified crooks?in your small mind. Dickson will win in bayelsa though but Wada failed audu out performed him and it musnt be both of them.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Where did you see me say or insinuate they are not?

Product of a failed education system. Can cretins like you even pass a verbal reasoning test?

I couldn't agree with him more.

I want PDP to win both Kogi and Bayelsa.

If APC want to win and change a government, they should not produce certified crooks like Audu and Slyva.

ishiamu:
Fear Ikpu nne u

Moronic fuuktard, I have struck terror in your liver?

I am sitting here on a Saturday, sipping my ogogoro with palm wine, reading all this shyt in absolute depression.

Kai!!!

See my life o, my people! E wo aiye mi!

My mates are flying first class, money is flowing, I am busy going about speaking grammar.

*Saga puts both of his hands on his head in despear*

I have wasted my life so much I am feeling like a fuuktard!

All these yeye NL women would be saying “I like Saga”, “Saga is sexy”, “Saga is intelligent”, “I will date Saga in real life”, “Saga is this and that”, and my yeye arsse too would be sitting in my council flat in Peckham feeling proud and funky. E go dey enter my big head.

NA SAGA YOU ARE SEXY GO PAY MY RENT? (Shey iyen lo ma san rent mi?)

E SO FUN MI! (TELL ME!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me to my bones o. KAIIII!

2008, I don dey this Nairaland o!

NOT ONE (KO SI EYOKAN) that has said “Saga here is £500, pay for your room rent this month!”

Even that EfemenaXY go dey ask for Brazilian hair money from my hand. And the mumu me too go dey fund am. She be VP wey dey rise to MD for Investment bank o.

NA MONEEEEEEY she be!

I am a big fooool!

This 2016 that is coming …………

*Saga pauses, takes his index finger to touch the floor, then puts it on his stuck out tongue and then points it to the skies*

…………. I swear to ALLAH, father of Jesus, it would be a different story. Na this coming year my life go change.

EfemenaXY, armyofone, Subom1, ishilove, Mukina2, andromida, naijababe, Kimoni, Stillfire, Cococandy, baby124, Teespice, Tgirl4real, yme1, Nayah, notyourb1tch, Rokiatu, IlekeHD, Khiaa and so many others more, by the time I finish with una for 2016, una go know.

*Saga bangs his knuckles viciously on the table to emphasise*

EMA RA NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM FUN MI NI! (UNA ALL GO BUY ME NIGERIAN NATIONAL STADIUM!)

KAI! This thing dey pain me o! (O nta mi lara o!)

I even remember how chaircover was laughing at me one time because I told a story about me flying to Nigeria and she noted I used cattle class, not First.

https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/8#11099434
https://www.nairaland.com/958447/many-married-men-unhappy/7#11087793

My yeye arsse dey do big boy flying Ryanair and Easyjet to Europe looking to deceive one oyinbo girl to marry me so I can apply for correct papers to live legally in the UK?

NO MORE! (NICHT MEHR!)

By 2017, I must have retired and strolling on Sagamu streets smoking taba, sipping on ogororo and juice. …………………Laid back (with my mind on your money and your money on my mind).

The days of me washing dead bodies in London to survive has come to an end in 2015.

Make all you girls dey watch!!! *Saga snaps his fingers*

AAHHHHH! Mo ya ode sha! (I have been stupid sha!)

ishiamu:
Shyt amu nne u

Cretinous fuuktard, what has fear turned you to be saying about your life?

ishiamu:
Terrified nne gi

Moronic fuuktard, you are scared shyt?

ishiamu:
Fear catch amu mpa gi

Moronic fuuktard, you are still terrified?

Shymm3x:
Brev, based on what the swagger guy posited - the evidence is just too damning.

This guy and sagarat are the same people. I've checked.

So the question is: why's he doing what he's doing under an alternate handle?

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Did I not tell you that I would catch you on another thread and deal with your daft arsse as it is quit easy, cretin.

So you are the balless cretin that went to open a new account, Swagger089, to make allegations?

You are too balless to make it in front of your God?

No wonder when your moronic arsse abuse me, in your terror, you tactifully make sure you never spell my name correctly so it does not show up in my mentions. Spineless, dumb, cretinous fuuktard!

ishiamu:
Comprehend Ikpu nne u

Cretinous fuuktard, you lost your nerve and lost ability to speak English when fear catch you?

Tokunboa:
Lmao

Bro.. Buhari's Admin won't put money out there for boys so i'll just stay in Lagos and observe from afar

Even if he put money out, you go go take am?

Ofe lo si ewon? (You wan go prison?)

Mama Piss go come dey bring food for you and Jonnadaft.

ishiamu:
Ikpu nne I crtinous fucktared

Cretinous fuuktard, you are still struggling to comprehend?

Handsomebeing:
This one small na. The list dem gimmie pass 1m. You guys are lucky.

spyjulius:

It here again! Jumia Black Friday 27th of November 2015

Buy phone of #20,000 and pay #10,000. Waooo.

Jumia, Nigeria's leading online retailer, is sharing the Christmas season early with the Black Friday shopping vouchers. The Jumia Black Friday Double Awoof Deal offers you a shopping voucher for your Black Friday shopping at half the price. Currently Jumia is offering a 2,000 NGN voucher for 1,000 NGN, a 5,000 NGN voucher for 2,500 NGN, and a 10,000 Naira voucher for 5,000 Naira. The vouchers have sold out.

http://www.9jakeek.com/2015/11/it-here-again-jumia-black-friday-27th.html?m=1

Seun, ishilove, lalasticlala, Obinoscop closed this fuuktard's account. All his posts are spam.

Tamee:
Hehe You can send me your nooods though, I promise not to blackmail you later

AAAAAAHHH!

Mo she o! (I no dey do o!)

That na sex offenders' register I will be signing for life!

This 15 year old Jezebell!

marycool18:
Nope, what's up with the thread?

A girl accuses her ex-boyfriend (whom she met on NL) of scamming her.

It is alledged he said if she continues to expose him for fraud, then he would release her nu..de pics he has.

We now have part one and two.

Best summary of part one:

https://www.nairaland.com/2737045/rebranded-sex-olympics-london/78#40073642

Part two is ongoing:

https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/nairaland-fraudster-exposed

ishiamu:
Use those words you mentioned to greet ya mum in d morning

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is that the answer to the question, cretin?

Tamee:
My Lawyer said I shouldn't reveal my age on a scam thread, my fren!

No bad boy cyber-sexual experience for you then.

I no wan go jaiil.

Tokunboa:
Bro hustle here and there

It's good to know you guys are still keeping it real

tkb, kilonshele?

Are going to be the next Special Adviser to the Minister of Power, Housing and Works?

Dyt:
Peterfile

LaraiBoluwaji:
Pedophile

Meanwhile, where the heck is that coogar? You want our children to have their own children before you will answer us?

I want to take her on an experience online (strictly online) but I want to make sure she is not a child before I do.

She said some naive stuff about Babe3's experience I want to test out on her.

But I don't want to do it and then find out she is just 15.

Tamee:
My fren, I will not.

Are you over 20, my fren?

ishiamu:
Lalasticlala please move this stuff to FP

Buhari and dss wants to hunt down every one close to Dasuki or pdp members... the whole scenario shows witch hunt all over it

Moronic fuuktard, so you are saying they did not loot?

Tamee:
1>Age>100

Is that rough enough?

My fren, give me a 5 year range.

Kimoni:
Loooool...you missed out RSS

I was expelled from there in JSS 2 for touching the janitor's daughter's breeasts.

IyaIode:
Sagamite and Shymm3x here

Aare CabbieAC pass me the popcorn

I will "cash" him some other time on another thread.

He is too dumb it is so easy and he can't stand the heat when it starts.

Tamee:
Hi. From your chats, coogar was really rude to you, he talked down on you plus he was verbally abusive. Yet you stayed with him. Why?
Was that love or you were so desperate to be with him, you took all his abuses without even flinching. I don't get. How can you be this gullible, how!

Tamee, please tell me roughly how old you are.

Ralphlauren:
Shattap there

Ashawo ten pence.

I have a degree in it.

And, correction, I paid in kobo, not pence.

raumdeuter:
Hmmm. Someone has been using my identity to commit on NL. I wont be surprised if someone claiming to be me has been chopping babes left and right

Did this guy reach out to you too? Did you guys hook up?

Sagamite is an ashewo extra-ordinaire





See dem kissing. You would just gum together

See who is talking!

I bet it was the threat of many of your iyawos (wives) on NL that she would post your nude pictures that made you run and change monikers.