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mrborntodoit:
A desperate man will always promise heaven on earth, Buhari is a disaster and will never rule Nigeria my country!

Fuuktard, now Buhari is President, you have not done the needful?

Why are you still alive living your dumb life?

Mu'azu the thief!

Abeg, no die that way o.

There is a nice colonial jail waiting for you in the coming months.

You must to suffer before death.

GOD!

The tool used to control fuuktard Nigerians at work again.

SeverusSnape:
Even the educated and influential among them are not spared from this backward mentality.

Anyways, Happy Married Life.

Cretin, what backward mentality?

Stillfire:
Sagamite over to you!

Thank you!

- A wedding is bleeping expensive but even that highh expense is dwarfed by price of divorce for a man in the West.

- No one expects you to read their mind and then start a fight based on your lack of telepathic intrusion abilities.

- You get the best out of women you are with because they don’t relax or take you for granted like they do after you put a ring on it.

- You can have multiple women without hassle. Slim/thick/Orobo/dark/light/funky/pious/artistic/White/Indian/Black/Cushtic/Mix it all together etc

- You can get time to yourself when you want it. Girlfriends go home; a home that is not yours as well.

- You don't have to talk when you don't really feel enthusiastic about talking.

- If someone nags, you can always show them the door. Or they walk out the door out of anger. Same peace noni gbogboe (It's the same peace)

- You don’t argue about making decisions about your life with someone with an illogical perspective.

- You can focus on work/making money, a wife is a usually a hindrance to money making despite what the UK divorce court would like to claim.

- You can go on holidays with your buddies and fcking partee.

- You can invite your friends over and play games for 3 days straight if you want to.

- No one is negotiating what you will watch on TV with you. You can watch your sports, news and wildlife documentaries when you want.

- Your house can be as clean and neat as YOU are comfortable for it to be without having an argument or negotiating cleaning. Mine is scruffy.

seniorbros:
I just noticed the list of Judges you wish never to occupy public positions in Nigeria. What do you have against Justice Dan. Abutu in particular and please back your claims with facts.

In a heavily corrupt country, an individual steals $1.2bn.

Not $1.2m.

Not N1.2bn.

$1.2bn of people's sweat, savings and pensions. A loot that cannot only result in the loss of these innocent peoples life savings but a complete disruption of the economy to the point many would lose their jobs.

Not to even state many employees of Oceanic Bank lost their jobs.

And what did the crooked judge do?

He did not send the morbidly obese greedy witch called Cecilia Ibru to some extensive years behind bars. He gave her a slap on the wrist.

He did not do this long sentence because the law did not allow him to. He chose not to do it.

Not only did he not, he sent her to 6 months in jail for each of the 3 charges against her.

Not just a mere three 6 months sentences (where she would spend a total of 18 months behind bars), he CHOSE to make the sentence be served concurrently.

Which means he only gave her 6 months imprisonment in total for looting $1.2bn of others' money.

And this is the same judge that sentenced a drug courrier to 10 years imprisonment without an option of fine for drug trafficking?

6 months?

And you are asking me to give you "facts"?

Go and look at what Benard Madoff and Jeff Skilling got.

marcoNG:
fulani and blood shed. and that to thief and what do you get?
terrorist ole oleeeeeeeee...........................

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

SHOW US your evidence charges were dropped against Slyva and Audu.

You pulled that from your dumb arsse?

You thought cyberspace is like your moronic university where you provide shyt, call it fact and your cohorts applaud?

FUUUUKTARD!

marcoNG:
Putrid brained zombie using the word "fresh charges", ok, so the first charge was dropped by an FG that claims to be anathema to corruption? and following the backlash the hypocritic fg decides on a face saving damage control and so your link but it does not change the truth.

And in other news the patriarchs of corruption in the embodiment of sylia and audu with Efcc cases obviously hanging over their heads as here confirmed by our Zombie are the flag bearers of hypocritical party apc are you not ashamed of yourself? Thiefs!!! spit!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You still want to play roku-"you must kill me today" with me?

E no go better for you.

Fuuktard, so it is no more "charges were dropped against Sylva and Audu", it is now "charges were dropped but because of backlash was reinstated"?

Moronic fuuktard what evidence do you have for another of your moronic claims?

The same one you have for "charges were dropped against Sylva and Audu"?

Cretin!

You want to be trying roku with Sagamite? ..................I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR DUMB ARSSE!

You think you can pull moronic allegations from your dumb arsse and provide it as facts to SAGAMITE?

Stillfire:
Lol. Germany better be careful.



Hey Sagamite, Stillwater here! Been a while!
What is that thread about? Is he a cheater, polygamist or what other new name is out there?

So this is your new handle?

Why you no tell me before?

Or you thought we had suspended our mutual reputational harassment and online sexual harassment of each other?

Abi you changed names because you are terrified of my libel lawyers?

The thread is about the mirage called "Till-death do us part luf" and the unrealistic institution called "marriage".

Edited
The quoted thread is about some ediot who is not in a marriage with 2 people and does not even know them personally telling the world that it is "one of the most enviable and durable versions of love".

Those are the kinds of moronic fuuktards that mislead people to start thinking married people are happily married when in reality most likely they are contently married, if not unhappily married.

safarigirl:
whenever someone introduces himself with an English name, I usually ask for a native name cuz I don't rate English names. My dad's father was a pastor and he duly gave him an English name, my dad hates the name, doesn't even put it on any documents, he'll rather put Akuma, his 2nd native name. P-square are local guys that got ajebotized and you know how such people like to feel among(Peter's MIL is Ukrainian so that counts), even Olamide named his kid Maximilliano

Then Peter's case is a bit understandable with the Aliona. The Andre one is still not explanable.

Olamide must be reetarded!

The thing that impresses simple minds.

marcoNG:
I appreciate your manners.
But a National Leader who can with a bold posture operate without a cabinet has not the idea what democratic leadership is all about.
a National leader who converted a children s church to a store house has no respect for values different from his. A national leader that does not hold in equal esteem all units of his nation (5%) is a childish bigot.
you cannot talk sensible to a man with these selfish qualities. you can only tell him the truth, an as you know it is always BITTER

Fuuktard, the truth is so bitter you cannot accept that Jonathan is a cretin, a crook, completely incompetent and a disaster in Aso Rock that needed to be replaced at all cost before he destroys the nation completely?

emerged01:
I'm not against you criticising him but put him in line the way you will put your father and in manner you will like people to put your father in line when he is wrong.

Cut the crap about respect.

If they want no criticism, they should not take public jobs.

marcoNG:
http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-withdraws-n2-45bn-fraud-suit-against-sylva-efcc-kicks/

Malcolm X — 'You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.'

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

E no go better for your entire lineage.

You claimed EFCC dropped charges against Sylva and then produced a link on June 2 to prove your idiocy. A link that even shows EFCC was not the one that withdrew charges.

I now give you a link on June 12 that shows fresh and consolidated charges were brought against Sylva.

So fuuktard, where were charges dropped against Slyva and Audu dropped?

Slyva has no charges on his head?

Moronic fuuktard!

You are still struggling to show us your proof that charges were dropped against Audu?

You thought cyberspace was a place like your university to make unsubstantiated statements, cretin?

Mogidi:
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fuuktard fuuktard fuuktard and more fuuktard

Read one book a week, you just might increase your lexicon.

You are a moronic fuuktard!

You dumb arsse is talking about lexicon?

I asked you a question. Defend your education! Cretin!

marcoNG:
Chia!!!
you are sir an illitrate zombie. You will do well to find a willing person to help you read the attached link
http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-withdraws-n2-45bn-fraud-suit-against-sylva-efcc-kicks/

is not as if the evidence will make any differnce to a blind zombie follower of a dullard. Zombie your children and you will suffer.
Get some sense!!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

E no go better for your entire generation. And your stupidity shows that is likely their fate.

What is this?

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/184918-efcc-files-fresh-corruption-case-against-ex-governor-sylva.html

Cretin, so you moronically attempted to defend one?

Where was the charges dropped against Audu as you claimed?

Moronic fuuktard!

989900:
Commercial airlines win.

AfroKnight:
Does it mean the customers no longer fly? Of course not. They have simply moved on to non-luxury options. Chartered air services are losing business while normal airline services are making money. The business class section of Aero, Dana, Medview, Arik, etc will be bringing in money now. This is not bad at all.

According to some of my sources, many now are terrified of even flying First or Business Class on commercial airlines. So no corruption touchlight is shone on them.

The era of Goat Must To Eat Yam ended when the Cretin was sent back to Otuoke.

ernesty20:
go to google and read the full story

It is no surprise you depend on "God" so much.

You have no option considering your brain is made of cement.

Mogidi:
Buhari is going to kill our economy like he did in 1984.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So stopping wastage is killing the economy?

criminalmindz:
WHO SAY BUHARI NO DEY FEAR?
THE ALLISONS VS BUHARI
"Why Has Buhari and His APC Attack Dogs Quietly Retreated From Attacking Diezani Alison-Madueke?What does Buhari want to be kept a secret concerning his cowardly withdrawal from the media lynching of the former Petroleum Minister and first female OPEC President?As you may be aware, Alison-Madueke's husband is Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a retired Nigerian naval officer. He was military governor of Anambra State from January 1984 to August 1985, and then of Imo State until 1986.The husband of the former Petroleum Minister is a retired General just like Buhari and the whole attacks on his wife by the APC finally came to a head about a month ago.Madueke booked an appointment to see Buhari and Buhari was happy to see him thinking he wants to come and beg, so they can carry news of their meeting as propaganda as this irresponsible government often does.When he got to Aso Rock, Madueke warned Buhari over the attacks on his wife.Sources in Aso Rock say, Buhari was apologizing, that he didn't send anyone to do what they are doing. Madueke said that if they think his wife went to school for nothing they are mistaken. Or that in her 5 years in the petroleum ministry she didn't uncover corruption during Buhari's time, then he is mistaken.That if he hears one more assault on his wife from Buhari and the APC, in any format, he will personally call a world press conference and expose all their dirty oil deals dating back to the very beginning of discovering oil.He threatened that when he exposed how the Northern has raped this country's petroleum resources, they can kiss Nigeria goodbye, because the people of the Niger Delta will know the extent of the injustice done to them by Northerners.People who witnessed this meeting say Buhari was shaking. Begging, that he never attacked Diezani. He never sent anybody to write anything. The man told him off, saying, "But you read those reports that said my wife was running after you in the tarmac, that she greeted you and you did not answer her greeting?! Did you disclaim them?!! Did you tell people it did not happen?!" They said, Buhari was apologising that Madueke should calm down.Madueke finished what he had to say and walked out. Buhari's aides were stunned.Since then, nobody has even tweeted anything about oil, Diezani, etc.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Did you pull all these from your arsse?

marcoNG:
-EFCC corruption charges against Sylvia and Audu dropped as the corrupt duo become flag bearers of APC in their state guber elections.

Shake your body this time ZOMBIE!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

E no go better for your entire lineage.

Show us where you saw EFCC dropped corruption charges against this two, cretin.

marcoNG:
-JPMORGAN delists Nigeria.
-Foreign Investors pull over N400 billion from our economy,
*Banks are laying off staff in large numbers.
-Construction Sector has laid off over 30,000 workers.
-Inflation rate keeps getting higher.
-Cost of food stuff is all time high since 5 years.
-Nigeria is no longer investors favourite destination.
-Boko Haram terrorists continues their onslaughts.
-Fulani Herdsmen kills and kidnap.
-CNNMoney removes Nigeria from the list of countries with steady economic growth rate.
-APC fighting APC.
In all these POVERTY seem to be winning. These are some of the issues which led IBB to sack the government of Buhari-now we are back to square one-Ijaw man Jonathan having fixed our economy---The CIA with the aid of Soyinka and Obja--ati the Yoruba elites used the Americans to pull the rug under the feet of Jonathan-Now the West has seen that Buhari cannot deliver on his promise---what a country--what a shame

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

May the "fixes" that the Cretin of Otuoke be the only kind of fixes your life and the lives of your descendants ever experience.

sonOfLucifer:

Oga Sag, na muskeeto

Bruv, wetin happen to you former account?

stanech:
What about the loss of jobs have you ever consider that

If the corruption is reducing oga noah. Why is the fg monthly allocation reducing.?

All this buhari followers una too dull

No wonder you guys thought a man still stuck in 1983 can be better

You are a moronic cretinous fuuktard basstard!

So in the economics you were taught in your Jagbajantis university, you should keep jobs based on a wastage economy?

sonOfLucifer:
Goodluck Ebele Jonathan - Nigeria Is Progressing Because More People Now Have Private Jets

Yep. That was the fuuktard we placed in Aso Rock.

It was further learnt that serving governors, politicians, immediate past ministers, ex-presidential advisers, top government contractors including subsidy scheme beneficiaries and top civil servants, who used to charter airlines, had all stopped flying private jets.

This is an example of the waste going on during the Cretin of Otuoke's time running Nigeria.

Not only did the fuuktard give permission for people to loot (eat yam) as much as they want, but they were also allowed to waste public money as much as they want.

I have an internal source in one of Nigeria's premier hotels that gives me information on how civil servants waste public money.

The source told me how they would hire the hotel as a venue for a meeting/training event for about 20 people and order food worth N3m+ and then hardly eat a tenth of it and let the rest go to waste. Yet someone signs it off and pays for it easily.

N3m to feed 20 people in ONE AFTERNOON.

Another the source told me was how a mere Assistant General Manager (Public Affairs) of NPA, Mr. Musa Iliya, had a room that cost N100K+ per night permanently hired throughout the year in this top hotel at public expense. This was even sometimes used by his ugly daughters, who come there with their friends to spend serious money and eat expensive food at public expense. All paid for with a government electronic card.

I swear e no go better for all of Goodluck Jonathan supporters. May misery remain their portion till they die. They must never benefit from any progress Nigeria makes.

Portsmouth86:
Can I just point out that virginity does not have to be broken by intercourse

Having a hymen and being a virgin are not the same thing. There are other ways that a hymen can be stretched open, by inserting something into the vagina (like a tampon or a finger) riding a bicycle, or doing sports. And some girls are born with so little hymenal tissue that it seems like it was never there.

A virgin is someone who has never had sex. But "sex" is defined differently by different people. A lot of people think that women and men lose their virginity the first time they have penis-in-vagina intercourse (vaginal sex). But this definition is really limited because it leaves lots of people and other types of sex out of the picture.

Some people who haven't had vaginal sex don't think of themselves as virgins because they've had other kinds of sex, like oral or anal sex, yet having any kind of sex vaginal, anal or oral is still sex

So not all women bleed after her first time and not all women find it painful, if a man knows how to take the time to pleasure his women then sex should never be painful, if shes tense then your doing something wrong ...simples

Lol.

You learn something new everyday.

safarigirl:
enough. More often than not, they shorten their Igbo names so it looks English eg Amarachi= Ama, Mara, Amara. Anyway, I don't have an English name and my dad didn't give any of us English names

Begonia:
I'm yet to meet an Igbo couple that didn't give their kids Igbo names

Probably about half of Igbo people I meet have some English name as their first/used name.

I hate it with a passion. What the fck is wrong with the indigenious names.

No one needs a slave/colomentality name in this day and age. I can understand it during colonialism or shortly after it.

Look at those P-square cretins calling their kids Aliona and Andre. Some Jayden or Keisha.

Wannabee mugus! I am sure those kids will grow up not knowing how to speak Igbo.

I can understand shortening of names. No biggie. But Aliona? ..................Na Ukrianian?

Safarigirl, give your papa a GBOSA from me.

Harris90:
Wat abt their Igbo names?....I'm sure him mama don dey prepare for Omugwo...bad guys , 2 goals in one match

How many Igbo people give their children Igbo names?

See one of the subtle, insidious, "negative perception shaping", Oxbridge aristocratic attacks on Jeremy Corbyn.

Right there, this woman wanted to twist the news to increase (what they will later label as) "pressure" on Corbyn.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNZoRtBoZVM

When they now turn it into general belief as "pressure", they now ask the (usual) question: "As Corbyn lost control of the party?" "Is he fit as a party leader?" "Mr Corbyn, are you going to resign as party leader?".

When all these questions (which they put as "questions", despite the fact they are "assertions" wrapped misleadingly in question packages, because they want to escape being labelled bias) are propogated, it then now erodes the leadership perception and brand of Corbyn and makes many find it difficult to see him as a leader to vote for.

DAVIYJONESS:
The wedding night by tradition is suppose to be a special night for couples, the night they look forward to for months or years and finally they had to make the sweet love.

One of the excitement of marriage is sex, especially that wedding night sex, what will be the excitement if your wife is not a virgin? But just a normal lady who has had lots of sex and how will the sex be special to you guys when she is not new but second hand? And you are not the one that deflowered her?

Guys are you going to treat the night like every other regular night ?

All these nonsense talk many of you engage in and think you are making sense?

Supposed?

Who told you it is "supposed" to be special night?

What is special about having sex with someone who would be reeking in pain and there will be blood all over the beddings?

What is "special" "suppose" "excitement" "look forward" about that? {Rearrange the words as you wish}

You are so stuuupid people tell you what should excite you?

Furthermore, you seem to have forgotten to consider whether the guy too is a virgin?

A judge gives an injunction that a public official should not be probed or investigated?

Valentine Ashi is one of Nigeria's criminal judges.

The Amnesty programme is also one of the avenues the Cretin of Otuoke and his obese wife were chopping.

Guess who appointed Valentine Ashi as judge.

https://www.nairaland.com/478772/president-jonathan-appoints-22-new

Crooks!

This is one of the typical sources of the social-deceit called "happily married".

https://www.nairaland.com/2599087/ibe-kachikwu-wife-elizabeth-thisday/2#38118437