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ammyluv2002:
We don't need any white dude to make us feel good...Nigeria is great, we are great people so it doesn't matter if any other white dude is proud or not

What makes Nigeria great?

What makes Nigerian people great?

What a loser.

Moderators and Seun, why is this thread still existing here?

Here is blackpanther25's idea of flirting.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ntvg4BcHe0

blackpanther25:
Lol you are a slowpoke. I told you I don't chase pointless cheese. Yes I flirt here and there and fool around but it was nothing serious. Notyourb1tch is my homegirl so I was just showing luv to her. The bolded got me in stitches when that is clearly your forte

You call that flirting, cretin?

Women looking down on you is flirting to you, mugu?

Notyourb1tch:
One can become an assistant manger once you have finished your articles (Ask your so called "Partner" Friend) which I became and now am a manager and I am damn good at what i do. I finished my articles a few years ago. Honestly I don't care whether you believe me or not

You are a Management Consultant. That's nice. You are earning more or less around the same scale salary I earn and here I was thinking you were an Actuary or a Contrator or something along those lines. Mtchew

It takes about 5 years to get to Manager in Big 4. Considering you look like you just came off your mum's breeast, I would doubt you have up to that years of experience.

Secondly, I suggest you go back and look at the links to compare again:

www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview/2#20316276
www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview/2#20396961

Progression in consulting is not the same as in auditing.

Auditors don't even make as much as those in Tax.

ice25:
That's why I laugh at the so called 'die hard' APC and PDP fan......what they dont understand is that these politicians are only after there own interests.


ALL OF THEM....They don't care about us

A profoundly moronic thing to say is "ALL OF THEM".

blackpanther25:
The only thing you know how to do is repeat the same ol redundant silly lines. Even after Truckpusher slayed your funky ass you still up here with your stupid sh1t. You are simply a slowpoke. Thank God for the Internet. It makes worthless, jobless niggas like you feel you are actually someone in life.

{Says mockingly} "I will take you out when I am in the UK" .......................................Response: Chin!

Mugu!

blackpanther25:
I could never get worked up because of him. He is a pussy nigga. He got no balls at all. What kind of guy brags about his online girlfriends . I get Pusssy in real life.

That is why you are desperate, begging and scuking up for pusssy across the atlantic and got chinned?

Every cretin claims to be superstar online.

Akin to someone already seen as a street beggar claiming he drives a Ferrari.

Notyourb1tch:
I am an audit Manager and so my boss's boss would be a Partner and would want to be what you are. What exactly are you enlighten me , it appears I have chosen the wrong career.

First of all, I doubt you are up to Manager yet. You will be lucky to have made Assistant Manager yet.

Secondly, I am aware there are sub-breakdowns of grades in grades in accountancy firms. So your boss' boss is possibly a Senior Manager.

Thirdly, even without the breakdown, your boss' boss is likely to be a Director in most gradings.

And finally, despite your fib that you are a Manager, so Manager in mid size?

{Says in Obasanjo's typical sarcasm} Ehn! Ehn! You claimu manager. Nkan to je ki ori e wu niyen? (That is what is making your head swell).

£40 to £60K?

Pele! Ku ishe.

Go back to the links I provided you about Manangement consulting.

Notyourb1tch:
Did I hurt your feelings? . Junior Auditor lmao, believe what you need to make you feel better about yourself. I would leave the Big 4 for a position that was not better. Anyways don't forget to send me your CV am serious about the job offer. If you can be as dedicated as the time you put in here on Nairaland then I think you would make an excellent PA, without the attitude of course

You are a cretin?

Feel better about myself?

Your boss' boss would want to be what I am. They would be saving for MBA to switch, you are feeling cool. Mugu.

Junior auditor feeling funky!

Notyourb1tch:
nigga pleasssssse! You are bent out of shape already, Channel that energy on straightening your worthless self . Next time you see a post that you find difficult to decode or comprehend, just walk past quietly and don't make your stupidity so obvious as you have done today. I've noticed you since that's what you wanted all along. Now get the hell out of my face so I can see posts from humans

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Worthless self?

You still have the audacity to say that despite all your prior mouth that you have more achievement and make more money, ................junior auditor in mid sized?

You are a cretin!

Skank, I can leave you to get down with your thugs, but I dictate when.

Notyourb1tch:
^^ Same applies to you thanks.

You are a foool!

Since when did you start thinking I am the kind of bloke you can dictate to?

I tell you what to do, and you bloody do it, fooool.

donbenie:
Unfortunately,the reverse is the case with the evidence on the ground,Anambra State remains the HEALTHIEST State in Nigeria,ZERO debt profile,workers salary up to date,some of the best Road network in Nigeria,among the best education wise..it's not by making mouth my brother,the STATS Shows them..the PROOF Of The Pudding Is In The Eating..

And that makes him a visionary?

That is as silly as saying because a man sweeps his house, goes to work everyday, buys a wristwatch, pays his househelp, buys a car, does his environmental sanitation on Saturdays etc, he is visionary.

Please go and learn what being visionary is.

emusmith:
Picks mic... Thank you.

I've come to understand that ladies are special, as such should be treated with honour and dignity.
They can never be as strong and fast as we are so we have to overlook their shortcomings and focus more on their strength- Their Emotion.

How do i help a lady bring out the best in her and not by cause her to mourn, feel pain or regret ever knowing me? This is my pursuit.


In this thread, I highlighted Seven Unfair Situations Guys Get Ladies Into...



1. You get her to trust you and later cheat on her with her bestie.
You then call yourself, RoboCop or a Bad guy. She may still forgive you because her nature allows it but know this: One day, she can fall your hand or in some cases kill...


2. You tell your friends about your escapade with her just because she left you to get married to one who was ready. Do you know what? Everyone has a past and that is her past...you're holding on to. Get a life and move forward, bro!

3. She discards all her other suitors because of your promise of marriage only for you to call it off. Chai, you're wicked and if she speak words, e fit affect you!

4. You knew she was an "introvert" before you toasted her. Now you have her as your girl friend, you have the effrontery to be complaining here on Nairaland that " My girl friend is too quiet"- When you saw her was she talking?


5. Both of you agreed "No Sexx", three months after, because you spent a little on her na, You are changing to " Just One time, Please". Na wa for you o... Are you a learner?


6. You saw she had a big nose and bulgy eyes. You told her you loved her like that and the nose and the eyes were sexy. Now you're asking her, Aren't they too big? If you ask her, who she go go ask?


7. You tease her till she fell in love with you. You know she loves but you make her look like a fool around you. You won't even stylishly insinuate "Red light" to her to keep her at arms length but you keep flashing "Green Light". Guy, what do you want from her? You wan destroy her life ni? You send her texts only a guy could send to his girl, yet you say we are just friends. I laff!
She sees you every evening with other smaller girls not her age and you even greet her...You call yourself a Player? Time nor dey only pass girls, e dey pass guys too.


Guys, let's turn a leaf this year. Women are highly emotional and we should not take them for a ride. Let's honour and respect the ones we call our Love.

Drops mic..

What a pure fuuktard!

Mixty:
How many times have I warned you to stop dragging my moniker around? Do you have a life? If you ain't got one, please I do.
You certainly do not have a life outside Nairaland. You create alternate female monikers to sing your praises on nairaland. You go ahead to bookmark and save threads you have commented or have been mentioned, even as far back as 5,6,7 years ago..who does that except a jobless, lonely, anti-social mofo? Your only sense of self-worth is on Nairaland. I don't go around chasing gals on nairaland like you are doing. No wonder you spend so much energy digging out ancient posts, looking for youtube videos, and dragging my name everywhere just to impress a gal. What a pathetic life! I don't desperately chase gals online. It is a trait of an anti-social psychopath. I approach gals in real life with confidence.
Please leave me off your radar. You have notyourb1tch all to yourself. Up your game.

Moronic fuuktard!

So I am Khiaa, Odunnu, yme etc and co?

Long standing members of NL?

You reason from your arsse.

Look at the cretin that is talking about someone being jobless.

https://www.nairaland.com/1839762/why-quality-oil-gas-jobs

Ediot! Na Lagos sun go kill you while you trek around handing out CVs.

You are approaching girls in real life in Nigeria while broke?

No worry! Aristos would help you be satisfying the girls, while you kiss their arsse with “I am a nice guy real man”.

Mugu wanted to use Sagamu’s finest to shine so as to get a girls’ attention.

Fuuuktard!

blackpanther25:
Please do something about your boyfriend. It's obvious that he is a coward and will keep using me to get to you. I suggest you PM him and be nice to him. He is clearly suffering from blue balls so please do the needful and help the guy out. He needs to be laid like yesterday.

Another Fuuktard!

Here the cretin:

If I may ask what do you do? {The cretin was trying to impress by appearing to show interest}

Oh, really? My cousin’s neighbour’s friend’s sister’s cousin also did her Articles Memorandum 8 years ago. {The cretin is like “See, we have something in common”}

Happy Birthday beautiful. Will definitely take you out when I come to the Uk. {Please please please say yes and take me up on the offer. The girl just chin the cretin}

I hate Sagamite too and I will help you insult him {Can’t you see we have some more things in common. Please like me.}




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wz5tfLyt0lg

Instead of you 2 fuuktards to just come to me or BoboYekini and simply say……………


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvX6HIMmZc

You thought your best hope was to kiss her arsse by attacking me?

See as I dirty you fuuktards?

Notyourb1tch:
Is it possible for you guys to fight/argue your points across without having to mention me in this constantly.

Thank you!

ROFLMAO!

This got me laughing hard.

This mean girl is even getting snappy at Mixty for him again trying to gain her attention after she has tried repeatedly to ignore him.

She can’t stand the arsse-kissing sissy.

Yeye girl. I am sure she is enjoying their attention but at the same time, they would not be the type she would give it up to. She just want them to massage her ego while she would be chasing some Alpha Male that she sees as a challenge. She finds the 2 goons boring and weak.

And these 2 cretins do not know this.

SemuhleB:
@Sagamite am starting to believe that you actually believe your tales. Stop bragging and get a real education

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KzuP_KNPLs

Portsmouth86:
I was just browsing through and this made my laugh so much, thank you for making my day

Amazing read

free2naira:
Hey guys, today is a memorable day in my life- I propose and she said [/i]Yes[i]. It came as d biggest surprise ever to her. We were for a friends bday in Spur at ICM. She actually taught d ring was for the celebrant not until I went down on ma knees. Am glad she said yes. Still dancing #shoki

You are happy and volunteered to be sent to jail?

Congratulations.

FreeGlobe:
The governor of Anambra State, Willie Obiano has ambition for his state and given a clue to his ambition.

He said he plans to build an ultramodern millionaire’s city that will reflect the proud heritage of Ndi Anambra as the home of the greatest number of billionaires in Nigeria.

Speaking while inspecting three flyovers that are rising simultaneously in the emerging city of Awka at the weekend Obiano said, “We have a vision of building a Millionaire’s City. Most of the millionaires in Nigeria are from Anambra.

“I also understand that most of the people who own private jets in Nigeria are from Anambra. So, we want to set up a place for them where they can come home and build befitting estates with helicopter landing pads,” he stated.

Obiano restated his commitment to ensure that Anambra remains crime-free as it was crucial to all development efforts.

“We still maintain zero-tolerance for criminals in Anambra State. We have enough work for everybody.”

Obiano assured pointing out that the three flyovers that are under construction in Awka had created over 1200 jobs while Coched Farms Limited, an Agro-allied firm operated by the Coscharis Group in partnership with the state government had so far employed over 700 people in its first phase of operation.

Obiano also spoke of the plans to open up bid for the Millennium city project saying that Awka Capital Territory Development Authority ACTDA would soon be processing requests for lands in the choice location.


“The Awka CT will determine the kind of buildings to be erected in different locations,” he remarked and further revealed that the aerial mapping and photography of the Awka Captial Territory had finally been completed and approved by the Anambra State Executive Council.

“The aerial photography of the rest of the state would have been concluded by now but the weather would not permit that. So they will continue in October. By December they would have done the aerial mapping of the rest of Anambra State. So this aerial mapping has a great deal of importance to Anambra State. It will assist in estate development, erosion control, agricultural planning etc. It will also bring down the cost of doing business in Anambra State. We are one of the few states that have done it in Nigeria,”Obiano remarked.

According to him, the aerial mapping was the first stage of the state’s digitization programme. “When we are done with the Aerial mapping, we shall go to the next stage which is the GPS stage of this project where the GPS in our cars will guide us to different locations across the state.

Governor Obiano also revealed that four different companies are bidding to handle the design of the proposed Awka Capital City.

“The companies have made their presentations and the tender board will review and advise on the best option. By the time they are done, the chosen design will be super-imposed on the present Awka. That will give us a clear idea about the changes to make. On the whole we shall choose a design that will give us minimal compensation to pay as we expand Awka to be one of the best cities in the world. Just like everything I do, I am very serious about this project and I want to re-assure Ndi Anambra that this project will be completed on time,” he added.

Obiano also announced that as part of the overall plan for the anticipated Awka Capital City, he had directed the Special Committee on power to include Awka in the captive Power Project which gives special locations 10 megawatts of electricity. Other cities on the scheme are Onitsha, Ozubulu and Nnewi.

http://changenigeria.org/news/7186-obiano-plans-to-build-millionaires-city

What a moronic, visionless fuuktard!

White elephant projects that don't contribute maximally to the people is what this cretin sees as priority?

olowoba:
Sagamite, it seems both of you are fond of each other. I will be happy if you take the next step outside this forum and actually PM notyourb1tch.
I would rejoice if i see a die-hard bachelor like you get hooked with such a beauty through this thread.
it will be fulfilling to me as the OP. The thread would have served a purpose.
the ball is in your court, Sagamite. both of you are in UK. you can be trolling here with truckpusher while you do the behind-the-scene work with her.

You are a wicked man.

So you want Mixty and blackpanther25 to go and commit suicide because I am taking their woman?

She needs to blow the 2 sissies a kiss and make their day fulfilled.

Notyourb1tch:
Actually the boy I was referring to was you

Cut the crap, girl.

You know the cretins you called boys. Don’t try and bend it.

Blow them a kiss.

Notyourb1tch:
Sagamite too much weed is not good for you.

Again another angle you can not come at me from. I am not like the quality of men in your romantic circles.

Read the bottom part of this my old post.

https://www.nairaland.com/859170/marriage-worth-it-guys/35#13527947

Notyourb1tch:
@ I come into the back office to look @ figures. I think your homeboy should educate you on what an auditor actually is and does. When you were my age you were beyond that level? What are you? 40? I ain't as young as you think. Don't let the 'baby face" fool you.

I heard you work @ a factory . It explains a lot wrt the cuss words.

Auditors? Are you not there to audit the financial statement and systems to give independent assurance to shareholders and other stakeholders?

Anyway, that is by the way. It is irrelevant to my point. My point is that, you are not operating at C-level. Despite your understandable pride in your getting into the Big 4, I told you not to come at me from career angle because you would lose. Being an auditor was like a 4th option to me. What I do is what your likes would want to do and would go to some of the best MBA schools in the world to be able to convert to do it.

I told you earlier I am humble on Saturdays hence why I did not want to blow my trumpet and I only boast during the weekdays? Well it is Monday now, so I am going to boast.

Girl, I am fcking smart!

What you do is piece easy to me. I have always heard people say they are scared of figures/maths. I am fcking hot in maths.

When I was doing A-Levels, I was so freaking hot in Maths and Further Maths, I got 98% and 99% in half of my modules. The rest were over 90%, only one of the further maths fcked me up.

When I say fcked me up, that means I got 85%.

Even the ones I got 98/99% in, {Says in his strongest Yoruba accent} I was cheated sheeted. I remember after like the 4th one, I got so pissed and went to my Maths tutor that "I know I got 100%, why are these people giving me 99% and I wanted to appeal". Because when I left the exam hall, I knew I got all the answers right. Not only did I get them right, in most of the exams, I finished like 5 minutes before time and used to sit looking around at others. Mo gbona! (I am hot!).

This was when the maths tutor had to explain to me that when they are marking papers, they try to spread people into percentiles that are not too different from historical markings so they look for ways to cut marks. So they most likely removed 1-2% from my marks for not showing a simple step in my work (which I must have assumed was common sense), not because I did not get the answer. Sheeting! Won Sheet mi! (They cheated me!)

And this was despite hardly ever going to class o. I was always in the library for other reasons. (See below links for when I was young and mistakenly going for girls like you and rascality I try to avoid now). I never went to class, I just picked my Maths text book, read and then attempt ALL questions in the book.

I love Maths so much, when I see a tough maths question this is how I am.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZmv9PPrczw

Let me put it to you in relative terms, I have always known if Amber Rose comes to me now and says, “Sagamite, take me. Put your lovely huge stick in me and tear me apart”, in my wild excitement I would not last 3 minutes before I start screaming “ARRRRRRGHHH! OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!”. With a tough Maths question, I am a 1-minute man. I will climax in the one minute I will use to solve it.

So please, never again come and say because you be auditor, you don carry first. I can do the toughest part of what you do in my sleep.

You know the worst thing? I think I made a mistake with my career.

I should have been a lawyer. I am so infallible in Logic, I don’t know how I can lose a case where my client did not do something wrong blatantly. I could even have got Madoff off his charges.

99% in Maths?

110% in Logic and Arguments!

When it comes to intellect, career, achievements and looks, don’t go there! You will lose.

https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/16#9863581
https://www.nairaland.com/816612/o-ye-people/17#9868826

Chuksemi:
Yes I know, you are very skinny and you don't think you can get any girl. You've tried to get fat or add a little weight but it isn't working. You eat double what everyone else consumes yet the change isn't significant. You envy muscular or even average dudes but you can't be like them. If these describes you, then this article is for you. This isn't a motivational article, if you need one, bing it.

First and foremost, yours truly is in the skinny department, and unfortunately, in our department girls don't ogle, drool or even let out small oohs and aahs when they see us. We are just there. So getting that classy girl maybe be a little more difficult than it should be if you're not experienced. Here are a few tips I've used and oh well, they're working pretty well. Number one.

One quick thing I noticed just from this freaking first post: Nigga, you come across as a good writer.

Your writing flows and has good grammar. I see talent.

If true, what moronic nonsense.

Usefulness is not about length of service, it is about about quality of service.

Can't stand fuuktards that cannot mind their own business.

Who are these cretins telling him to "please" marry her? How does it concern them?

MrsChima:
Hey boo.

How are you, sweety?

Truckpusher:
Same old repeated line with the same whip , use a new one but you can't because your level of daftness is simply amazing even to fools.

Paedophile!

Truckpusher:
Sagamite, does ya Mom scream Jesus too?

Me heard that you and ya paedophile Daddy are now taking turns these days to help ya mata.

So you are telling us what you and your father do to your mother?

Do you take turns or it is tag team?

Truckpusher:
Hehe.....

Holdfast ,help is on the way - I've arranged for you to see a sex therapist .

Mrs Chima, please meet your patient .

Sagamumu, with an IQ of a rodent. Epic punchline I swear

Paedophile!

Moronic fuuktards.

The would be out there praying for Patience Jonathan when she uses their money to fly to Germany for Healthcare they can never have access to, but the will be insulting a man who has not stolen their money for how he spends his money.

Black Monkeys.

Truckpusher:
Was up ?my biitch.
Grab ma diick and go play with it ok.

I am not a kid, paedo. Stop using you child molestation lines on me.

Truckpusher:
I don't run after yanshless girls.

I prefer elephant size yansh, at least I'd be under her large and monstrous canopy.

No, you run after every pubescent girl on NL.

Rotten Paedo.

Truckpusher:
I choose when to emasculate you and not the other way round .

So, relax when I'm done I'll resume work.
Someone said you have an IQ of a rodent ,how true is this?

You are a pussi!

That is why you are being called a boy who cannot match up to me.