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segunn20:
I graduated with a pass in science laboratory technology from a polytechnic (national diploma) but was employ in the hospital I did my IT with a little pay but now with two year and also an undergraduate student in B.Sc Biology at National open university nigeria (NOUN) 200L

You need to improve on your grammar and ,secondly, even how to finish a sentence and get a message across in full.

Now with 2 years [experience?] and a B.Sc .............................[Then what happened?].......

craziebone:
hey guy, how far! Where on earth have you been all these while? Anyway, i don't enjoy it very much when you attack women. I only enjoy it when you attack feminists, not women.

How is London, hope fine? And how have you been coping with the feminists?

Now this is another intellectual like me.

See him destroying all those lazy black whiners and feminist rants.

Loved it!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sGn6PdmIo

Super1Star:
Ori e ti buru ni orun.

Ko de ni da fun e.

Dumbest Dumbo

Can you see that you are a cretinous fuuktard?

Product of a failed education system.

You need to be shot.

Super1Star:
Ode, that was a typo.

Face the message. How will you re-confugure the brains of your terrorist and blood sucking citizens

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Typo?

You are mad!

More like Okrika education grammar.

Your "poors".

Now, fuuktard, let me humiliate your dumb arsse more.

Tell me why you came to conclude so CONFIDENTLY that I am a Northerner.

You are that dumb?

Ko ni da fun gbogbo abule e!

Oloriburuku! Omo Ale!

Dumb as fuuk!

Na Boko Haram go kill you in Jesus name.

chingum:
I am happy Wike is setting things right in my state.

He is setting things right by encouraging people to get involved in electoral fraud because they would get rewarded irrespectively?

Gboliwe:
I never knew Indonesia and Malaysia are now the same 10 and 10pounds. You have no shame at all. Your brother is killing people and rendering families desolate through his drug dealing and you are here placing curses on good people who are doing the right thing. I hope the curse doesn't turn around to follow you

Wrong!

Yes, the government is doing the right thing but it is people who are killing themselves and rendering their own families desolate.

Except he is selling to a child, it is people's moronic choice to take drugs.

nuelzy:
mheen..na my Anambra fine like this??...which side abeg??...our past and present Governors r surely up dia games..igbo kwenu!!!..






RIP to our lost son...as dose wicked indonesian government took ur life inguise of protecting their law
..so shall they lose their own ppl one day,somewhere...and no pity will be shown...#onelovebrother....#bt no just go do drugs for heaven sha

If that is fine to you, then you must live in a big shithole hence have low standards.

peeta89:
Good evening. I graduated in 2011 from a University here in Nigeria where I studied Microbiology. I actually had a third class although I am running a PGD programme at the moment and I am almost rounding off. So I want to know if I can get a job with my 3rd class degree combined together with my PGD statement of result? I am in my mid 20's. I need an urgent advice please.............

It will be tough as many positions would be closed to you, mate, but I am sure there would be a few people that think outside the box and would give you a chance.

To improve your chances:

- Present yourself well at ALL times.
- Focus on your network and networking.
- Focus on jobs you can realistically get to start with (e.g. Sales, PA and Call Centre).

Truckpusher:

Paedophile!

Super1Star:
Dumbo, how did the south did it, that their people are going to school and yours are not going?

Your elites subjugated your poors and now all of you are paying the price of your stupidity.

GBOAAA!

GBOAAA!

Fuuktard, why are you shooting me!

Why are you shooting me!

Why did you bring out your Bazooka to a debate?

You want to kill me ni?

Why did you bring a weapon to a verbal argument?

Product of a failed education system!

So who is stewpid now?

Truckpusher:
Jonathan is gone - Could you please direct your blame game to Buhari, please.

Americans stopped blaming George Bush for the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan the moment he left.
Thank you.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Where did you get your moronic "fact" that Americans stopped blaming Bush when he left?

From the stewpid brain in your arsse?

Super1Star:
Guinness Book of Records Dumbo,

How are the pastors robbing the poor? Did they put gun on the heads of the poor to donate? Naaaaaa

Your society failed to promote education and now it has boomeranged in your face. No thanks to your selfish elite class.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Did they put a gun to the heads of people in the North not to go to school?

Did they put a gun to their heads to be poor?

So, fuuktard, how is it collective? You still have not explained.

Super1Star:
Everlasting Dumbo, shows how dumb and daft you are. Whoever gives his money to a pastor is taking a personal decision.

A society promoting poverty and mystery, for the elites to keep perpetrating themselves on the higher rung of societal leader at the expense of the hapless poor, is not only unfair and criminal, it is also devilish.

No wonder your Imams turned them into terrorists to make all your lives miserable the more.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So how is Northern society collectively promoting poverty?

In your moronic mind, a few people is representative of majority?

If that is the case, are the pastors and other church members not collectively robbing the poor?

Fuuktard!

Super1Star:
Are you losing your voice Jumbo Dumbo.

What will your society do to nip in the bud, the ravaging blood sucking demons terrorising your land?

As if BH was not enough, here comes another horn bearing, hydra headed demon called Yanlaibaku.

When will your society stop fighting for God?

What kind of God does a mortal man fight for?

Are His hands lame that He cannot fight His own battle?

No wonder your elites keep subjugating the poor among you by not encouraging education, because they see them as ready tools that are malleable and can easily be configured for evil tendencies.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is that an answer to my question? FUUKTARD!

I asked you a question:

Fuuktard, so it is not a collective decision because Southern Nigeria collectively failed to produce a society that will be able to use their education to reason, making it easy for their people to identify fraudulent criminals in frocks and stop being gullible, who do not give their hard earnings to criminals in private jets, hoping for a better life by doing so?

Super1Star:
Sagacious calamity Dumbo,

When have you seen a society that produced a well educated set of people, allowing their pastors to turn them to blood sticking demons that your imams in the north have turned the poor amongst you into.

Everyday the coalition of the demons and your imams drink the blood of innocent, in the name of worshipping and fighting for a God. Is God that powerless that He cannot fight His own battle by Himself? If he takes me a mortal man to be fighting for an Immortal, I can as well make myself a God to that God I am fighting for.

You are a confirmed mega dumbo. Redeem your society from the scourge of mystery plaguing your miserable abode.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is that an answer to my question? FUUKTARD!

Super1Star:
Dumbo-est of the dumbos.

It is a collective decision because you collectively failed to produce a society that will promote education, making it easy for fundamentalists to brainwash the poor and gullible ones among you, who do not have any aspiration and hope for a better life anyway.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Say "Yes, Sir".

So you think it is Sagamite you can use patchwork arguments for?

Fuuktard, so it is not a collective decision because Southern Nigeria collectively failed to produce a society that will be able to use their education to reason, making it easy for their people to identify fraudulent criminals in frocks and stop being gullible, who do not give their hard earnings to criminals in private jets, hoping for a better life by doing so?

Moronic fuuktard!

craziebone:
i thought @sagamite and @shymexx are firends? Wait, is shymexx also sirshymex?

Nope, we are not friends.

Nor is he an enemy. I don't have enemies. I just see fuuktards and I am objective in calling them out. I don't pick on people if they are not.

He is an insecure fuuktard, who uses his disregard for feeling the shame of being a fuuktard to mask his insecurities. He tries to look confident even in front of severe obvious public humiliation.

He does not only plagiarise people's sayings and works in a debate/argument (which he has severally been caught doing), he also copies the style of others as he lacks ideas from his wee brain.

craziebone:
buhari is travelling out again. What do you guys think of his so many trips? Sorry for derailing a bit.

And pls, do you guys know how to make meme? This Buhari government go suffer for my hand as Jonathan suffer for their hand. @sagamite , i am asking you too.

With the damage Jonathan did to Nigeria's international image, I can see the reasons for the international travel.

Secondly, Nigeria's best President so far, who is obviously now an informal advisor to Buhari, OBJ, did a lot of these traveling too after taking over from a useless government.

As a leader of a regional power, which is also still dependent on foreigners, I think the role calls for this.

I don't create memes.

ammyluv2002:
Yes, we are

Dey there.

[size=18pt]GIANT OF AFRICA!!![/size]

ammyluv2002, shebi you said we are a great nation?

olokfor:
Derenle Edun seems to have switched personalities with his younger sister Aderonke Edun..While the star presenter dresses like a woman,she dresses like a guy..

Isn't that amazing!

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/06/photos-derenle-eduns-tomboy-younger.html

That is not a Tom Boy. That is a Lesbian.

Super1Star:
Those are personal calls, dumbo.

What is the relationship between personal decisions and terrorising others, killing others in.the name of worshipping a religion, beheading people, rapin.g women and children, selling people as slaves.

You are mega dumbo. Wallahi!!!!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So terrorism is a collective decision, cretin?

Super1Star:
Being a dumbo is when you have elites that subjugated the poor and the poor turns around to terrorise them.

Being a dumbo is your elites ensuring the poor, the talakawas, the almajiris do not go to school, so that they can keep.lording it over them, and the poor turned out to be a thorn in their flesh.

Being a dumbo bastar.d that you are is your elites giving a bright future to their own children, while thwarting the future of children of the less privileged people

We give money to pastors in the south, the same way you give to your alfas, imams and Marabouts.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

So you are smart when you have all the education but still believe it is "winches" that are doing you and spraying holywater over your head and speaking in tongues, fuuktard?

axiliborha:
you are too insulting.....all of your comments seriously I have been laughing so hard on them.....well Na you go lululand come enter nairaland lmao....

At least you have a good sense of humour.

That is nice. Maybe you might be able to hold on to a fine man afterall.

kay29000:
Hmm! I would rather have that view than have the view that Homosexuality or Pedophilia is a choice; I think that is absurd.

It is not a choice, that is why I have learnt to not hate people because they are homosexuals or paedophiles or any other sexual dsyfunctionality.

They are just unlucky.

The only ones I hate are:

- Paedophiles that have acted on their urges.

- Homosexuals who in their haste to claim to be "normal" start attacking everyone and think they have some moral high ground because of some Western and Hollywood propaganda.

YourMain:
Lol so you don't think people are born homosexual ?

Haha I'm pretty sure I've never met one face to face. But a guy in my estate just got arrested again for pedophilia.

I suspect most homosexuals are born that way.

No proof, just logic.

Same for paedophiles. And you have met them, you just did not know.

In both cases, hardly anyone would choose to be such a hated outcast.

emmatok:
Bros cool down.

Can you go 3hours straight up with a woman.

I am known to go on for 3 whole days, no stopping.




















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