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chic2pimp:
Are you telling me you were that close to possibly securing a job at one of the Big 4 firms and you turned it down? Not only did you turn it down, you also had "BETTER OFFERS" elsewhere? Really? Common Brah .

He had better offers but he is still unemployed and looking for a job.

He got to the final stage of the Big 4 accountancy firm but he thought someone doing the Articles in a Big 4 was writing an article for publication.



Soon he would tell us the Democrats have been harassing him to run for US presidency after Obama finishes.

chic2pimp:
My bad Bro . Thought you were referring to the Big 4 Accounting Firms. I'm not going to and neither I am willing to get myself involved in you and Saga's higgi hagga(as the Hon Patrick would say ).
I am actually quite surprised that they are one of the least paying firms. Are there any specific reasons for that being the case? I would have thought they would be looking to attract the best brains the Nigerian Labour market has to offer? How are they able to do that when other firms are offering healthier financial packages? Or are they just getting by on their name alone meaning people are willing to work for them regardless of pay packet?

If the fuuktard was employed, he would know that in Nigeria, bar O&G industry, the Big 4 tend to pay higher entry salaries than most Engineering companies.

That just shows you this cretin is lying he got offers.

LadyFiona:
haha!!!


You're in with sagamite, that guy is a cretinous fucktarrd.
Oh god!!, watching both of you in 10D.

Grabs my popcorn and Hennessey.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Is it your family's God you just insulted?

Mixty:
In Nas's voice - negro pleeeeeease...Never knew you were this dumb and myopic. Can you mention the exams people write in aviation, marine, engineering, oil/gas or even the medical industry
You are so full of yourself thinking the accounting/management profession is one of the few 'major' professions . Back in those days, only the dullards read management courses. Even in the labour market, the engineers dust the management graduates to gain jobs in the banks and the big 4. Poo on management / accounting field bro...it's a no man's field. Every dick, tom and harry can excel in such.
I am not braggadocios but lemme say a lil about myself - you are actually right. I was a child of the hustle. During my time in the labour market searching for a good living, I got to the final stage of one of the big 4. But I didn't go for the interview. Why? Cos I got better offers elsewhere. So fcvk it! You ain't a superstar if all you can only think within your tiny box called 'management consulting', a very vague term by the way. Every broke and jobless guy out there claims to be a 'consultant'. Negro, you are broke!
So stop being daft and bow!

You are a daft cretinous fuuktard!

You want to excuse your stupidity?

Why do you make it so easy to humiliate you?

Lol! That was a joke. You don't make it easy, it is just easy because you are a ................fuuuktard. Cretins are always easy to humiliate.

First of all, fuuktard, Articles is not the name of the exam accountants write, you cretin.

Secondly, in virtually all parts of the world, some of the premier career lines are Law, Medicine and Accountancy.

Cretin, any well educated and knowledgeable person should have an idea of the exams in those 3 areas. And you are so cretinous to say you have "brightened your knowledge"?

Who the fck gives a shit about what exam you do as a carpenter or plumber?

I can't believe this fuukard just said accountancy has historically not been a major religion.

Fuuktard, which failed institution produced you?

You got better offers but are still unemployed?

zendy:
Everyday, everyone makes change based on "might". There is no certainty in life. Nigeria is already a failed nation anyway so we lose nothing by trying something different.

I don't think you understand the meaning of "failed nation". It is just something you have heard and decided to use.

masonkz:

People appointed based on connections and regional zoning by useless cretins we call leaders?

9inches:

Why you yourself choose dat kin name?

Another one chose to call himself hoodrat, so anytime you type hoodrat he says his Mentions is being attacked.

Soon one of una go come register with the moniker "Government". His Mentions would be very full everyday.

zendy:
That's why that country should split up so that the different people can go and create nations that might work

What a steewwpid statement.

So you should make a change for "might"?

Creating different nations would make the leaders and followers more useful?

craziebone:
won bi iyala'ya won da!

Iku ni oma je fun Nigerian military (It would be death for Nigerian Military).

zendy:
As an Igbo man, that sort country would have been worse than the one we live in right now and would be unacceptable. Nigeria just doesn't work as a nation.

Nigeria does not work as a nation because of its diversity and difference.

Nigeria does not work as a nation because of its useless leaders and useless followers. People with a poor mentality.

craziebone:
you fall ma hand with this statement, wallahi! Bring Israel or even your UK sef, them go chop am!

Israel? UK?

Even your cretins would know when to run for their lives to the point there would be no war. Just a stroll through town for the visiting army.

Truckpusher:
So much for an intelligent guy.

You're a dumbfucck - Look at what you've reduced yourself to .

Quote me with your usual iidiotic lines ,you lunatic because I won't respond to your usual repeated dosage of bullshiit but I would advice you go take ya med.

I spit on ya face for being so dumb, you don't even deserve my spit as long as you're still having an IQ of a rodent

Bring it on, cuunt.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

How do you feel to know you are dumb?

KevinDein:
trust me, Southerners living in slums like somolu, makoko, ajegunle, and some other slums in Ibadan, aba, Onitsha etc probably have the worst standard of living in the country. I mean have you been to makoko of recent? no northerner living in north has it that bad. true story; been there seen it all. this isn't hearsay.
thank God for our huge land mass. we don't have slums like those in the south.

Yep.

You are right.

That said, even those in the listed slums are making more money than those in vast parts of the north. They chose to live in those horrible and worst conditions because of "hope" and "opportunities". Something not existing in many parts of the North. They live on "contentment".

victorels:
The pox are big and irritating.

Should I go or should I stay?

Should I blame it on the devil or people from my village?

Why this time?

Blame it on Mixty who is looking for an interview.

zendy:
If the North had been the ones who had Oil and sea-port, they would have divided Nigeria a long time ago and declared "Arewa Republic". That's one of the reasons why I laugh at anyone who believes on "One Nigeria".

They would not have divided Nigeria.

They would have ruled Nigeria as a semi-theocracy where they dominate and the rest would be second class citizens.

That is how the Arabs and Muslim countries, those they mostly like to imitate, rule when with absolute power.

Go look at Sudan, Egypt, Pakistan and Malaysia.

Rawani:
Most southerners have a warped view of what the North looks like. Its just like when foreigners think of Nigeria, all they imagine are the slums of Lagos, the poverty in the creeks, and destitutes in the north because that is what is served up in the media. Only bad news is good news in the news industry as they say. Similarly all southerners imagine are almajiri's, scorched earth devoid of vegetation, and extreme poverty everywhere. The fact is some of the most beautiful and developed cities are situated in the north (Kano, Kaduna, Jos etc.) but due to ethnic misgivings, skewed reporting and misleading statistics, most southerners remain oblivious of this fact till they visit. Ask the ones that have (not corpers posted to villages in Katsina o )

This thread might help...

https://www.nairaland.com/1945471/true-face-north

Trust me. Majority of the North are destitute zones without modern amenities.

There might not be slums as there is enough land for the population to spread out, but virtually all the areas are still medieval with millions of people roaming the streets without education and jobs.

Mixty:
Negro, you are so narrow minded. Really!
Is accounting/management the only body of knowledge in the world. I can say a million things in engineering and oil/gas that you know absolutely nothing about!
I ain't narrow-minded and myopic, daft one. I try to broaden my knowledge, to learn as much as i can.
I ain't gonna start bragging here like you do. won't wanna discuss career here.
Let me refrain and keep cool!

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You brightened your knowledge so much that by your 20s you did not know the exams people in one of the major occupations do?

Moronic fuuktard, you are going to brag about what? ............Being broke and sending out CVs?

Defcon1:
As a participant or a spectator
Sounds like you are an adrenaline junkie

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2428551_notitle2656_jpega0659bd1a239786ab2d554129189e074



As a FCKING spectator.

You don't understand how much I love myself and my life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-5g71Ss5s

Looks like Harvard.

YouthsPC0:
There are several ways Nigerians loose money on a daily basis , while some are unavoidable others are ,below is a list of the top ten ways Nigerian loose money and why



1.Unnecessary Parties


It is estimated that Lagosian's spend close to 40 billion naira annually on parties alone .


Most analyst have argued that most of these parties are completely unnecessary and most times do not add value to either the host or the guests.




2. Insisting on Designers, Labels, and Brands


From groceries to clothing to prescription drugs, you can save money by choosing an off-brand over a fancy label. And in many cases, you won't sacrifice much in quality. Clever advertising and fancy packaging don't make brand-name products better than lesser-known brands.


For example, generic drugs can cost as much as 80% less than their brand-name alternatives.


3. Shopping at the wrong store

If you are Particular about price then don't just walk into any store , a Bottle of drink at MM2 will cost you almost thrice the amount you buy it at your neighborhood fast food outlet , a supermarket in victoria Island will not sell Gala at the price you get it in Oshodi



4. Paying for "ashoebi" you may Never wear again,


Today, almost all weddings, burials,Birthdays and even naming ceremonies now have a uniforms which organizers use in adding color and or liquidating their guests ! This is one of the Biggest drain pipes in most low income Families who can hardly afford three square meals but are willing to mortgage their 5 months salary for a 2 hours programme!



5. Maintaining a Fleet of Cars

Most people keep a fleet of car to show the world they have arrived , However they fail to realize that their cars start diminishing in value the moment they drove out of the show room . The Insurance ,licensing , and maintenance is an unnecessary expense for a vehicle you drive once in a month!



6. Multiple Girlfriends or Sugar Boys.


Women are wonderful creatures, history is replete with men who died because of women only to have those women become concubines of the men who killed their lovers .

A Man with a retinue of girlfriends will have to Buy Credit for Shade , change wardrobe for Ngozi and pay house rent for Fatima all these add up to keep the young mans account in perpetual red !


In the same vein women are reinventing slavery but this time on a different dimension, they have mastered the act of keeping "Bingos" whose only duty is allegiance to the Bosom of a woman old enough to be their mothers .


One peculiar thing about these "bingos" is the Fact that they have taste as such keeping many "Bingos" sometimes leave a tsunami effect on the bank account !




7. Leaving Your Money in a Low-Interest Account


If you're stashing your cash in a traditional savings account earning next to nothing, you're wasting it. Make sure you're getting the best return on your money. Fix any money you don't need and earn good returns from your bank instead of paying account management fees to a bank which charges you for using your money.



8. Not Pulling the Plug on Electronics

If you use a prepaid meter this is one of the reasons your credits develop wings.

Electronics that have a clock or operate by remote are typical culprits. The obvious way to pull the plug on your energy vampires is to do just that -- pull the plug. Or buy a device to do it for you, such as a Smart Strip Power Strip which will stop drawing electricity when the gadgets are turned off and pay for itself within a few months.



9. Buying at the Wrong time !


This mistake could some times have devastating effect Its is dangerous to Buy a Land or House during dry season because the area might be prune to floods or the Land could be waterlogged .


Building during raining season on the other hand also has some advantages


1. Cost of Building materials especially cement falls


2.Molding Blocks and water supply for concretes works could be made easier especially for those in arid areas




10. Borrower !


Pls Borrow me =N= 500,000 I have a business deal I must close tonight?


Many people have lost millions and made great and wicked enemies just because they choosed to help.


The wisdom here is never lend out an amount you are not willing to forget!


Any business that is too good to be true is too Good to be legal!


http://tsuntsumediaservices..com/2015/06/top-ten-foolish-ways-nigerians-loose.html



CC : lalasticlala

Nonsense if giving your money to flashy pastors is not on the list.

Very few things are more foolish than that.

Mixty:
Great inspiration, though I think you must have lived and schooled in the North. I guess you come from the North. Only Northern/aboki schools will accept third class grads as lecturers.

This is very good for FP. It will motivate 3rd class graduates.

cc lalasticlala

crazyman
1forall
xfire

Sagamite should learn from this too. Graduating with 3rd class is not the end of the world for you.

MIXTY!

MIXTY!

MIXTY!

It is a fuuktard like you who thinks an accountant doing her Articles meant she wrote articles for publication by her accountancy firm that wants to insult an intellectual GOD like me as getting a third class?

It is a fuuktard like you who parambulating the streets on Nigeria looking for a job that wants to insult an intellectual GOD like me as getting a third class?

You are a pure cretinous fuuktard!

vapid:
Why don't you open your mouth let me put food inside. Or wait for me to prove 1+1=2. Illiterate

You are a cretinous fuutkard!

You mean you can't show me FIVE homosexual animals out of the HUUUUUUNDREDS you know of?

Bloody cretin!

BoboYekini:
schit...Sagamite, my brother and my nemesis

Go and get a barrel-belly to improve your chances, my friend.

EfemenaXY:
Lmao!!
Your descriptions are something else!

innervoice:
People who look like you JUST don't have a choice

Cretinous fuuktard, did that come from your arsse?

innervoice:
I have never said anything else or in other words, I agree with you.
Just tell me what excuse men have for carrying a pot belly. Those men want beauty but themselves look like lawn gnomes. They should be grateful for women who play in their league

Moronic fuuktard, now tell us, did anyone say the women should not have a right to choose?

Can you see how dumb you are now?

I knew once you made your point, you are fuuked!

EfemenaXY:


I belong to my Sagalicious Sagamite...

Loyalty at its best.

innervoice:
Calm down SHORTY

Fuuktard!

innervoice:
Grow up first

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

You grew up into this level of fucktardism to the point you can't make a point?

vapid:
I meant homosexuals. Do I sound like someone you can compete with in English language?
I don't need to show you anything. I'm sure you have Google on your phone. Use it to enlighten yourself rather than wasting it on pornographyy

No, you need to show me o.

And never in your life should you again tell me to go and google the evidence for your claim.

Now go and show me 5 homosexual animals.

innervoice:
Just saw how pained you were a few days ago when a girl said that she doesn't like short guys.

You are a cretinous fuuktard!

Was that dumb "science" you point?

Don't change the question, I am still curious. I need to educate your dumb arsse.

innervoice:
I thought so.

The least attractive guys have the sharpest tongues.

You are a cretinous ffuktard!

Is that some "science" from the failed education system?

This is what black people give you:

https://www.nairaland.com/2409403/trip-aba