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SemuhleB, honestly you got me in stitches when you could not even come up with 2 posts for these fuuktards.

Thanks.

SirShymexx:
Please, don't mention my handle when discussing anything with that illiterate lunatic.

He's an asylum patient with the IQ of a rodent.

Thanks in advance.

Shut up, fuuktard!

Truckpusher:
All I can do right now is just watch you learn from me or continue embarrassing ya self in a public forum.

That lady is far more intelligent than your entire miserable ghetto life.

Another girl just confirmed you are an ediot.

Did I not tell you that I would deal with you by emasculating you?

They now call you a boy, not yet a man.

SemuhleB:
lol nah I don't need to research I just don't have time for that ish and quite frankly you have already been embarrassed enough. But now am starting to think perhaps you are just a troll. So it's all good

ROTFLMAO!!!

I knew it!

So now your realise Truckpusher and Shymexx are fuuktards?

Out of over their 15,000 posts, you could not find 5 to say are highly intellectual?

Never again in your life ever say moronic cretins can ever step to an Intellectual God like Sagamite.

I bully this fckers at will and they will never have the liver to engage in an intellectual debate with me.

SemuhleB, I take it you are searching right now?

Truckpusher, help her from being humiliated.

Be a real man and give her some directions so she does not end up looking like a fooool.

blackpanther25:
Subom1 it's not like you to be quiet. I guess you have even realized what a fruitcake that your homey is . Stop hanging with losers

Thug, you are calling your God loser?

SemuhleB:
Nah Truck pusher has slaughtered you. That's the truth. You should let SirShymexx teach you a thing or two. I still find you amusing though so don't let them chase you away

Wow!

Your standards are quite low, girl!

Truckpusher and Shymexx?

Okay. Lets play a game.

Show me 5 posts of high intellect by these 2 cretins!


Now, everyone on NL, watch her!

Truckpusher:
In psychopathic state of mind ,you'll never see reason beyond ya nose unless the world you've built around ya self.
Boy you need serious help.
I'm laughing but you need help.

My understanding of females is why (unlike you) I don't need to follow every pubescent girl on NL and I can get women when I feel like it.

They are even calling you a boy because your mental faculty is low.

andromida:
Have you noticed this thread has become "lets talk about Sagamite" good work.

When it happens i will know. I won't tell anyone if you want to keep the ashawo facade

Is there something to talk off that is better than Sagamite?

SemuhleB:
I can't help but feel the sting. Ouch Sagamite I think you should log off before they rape you even further

Are you on tic?

What have they done?

You are not seeing me bully them?

What angle can they even dare to sting from?

Subom1:
why are all you guys ganging up on my homey? Lol am not going to get involved with your ish. I am in a good mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq5iyLoyRtE

Truckpusher:
Women are the best advisers of all time and if you can't listen to them you'll end up listening to animals.

Just showed you wisdom ,you can spit on it but it will stare you in the face.

This is just a gift for ya daft nature .

Moronic paedophilic fuuktard!

https://www.nairaland.com/1433735/ladies-attitude-when-breaking-up/1#18058258

Mixty:
Sagamite's lines are repetitive and predictive. So much for an 'intellectual genius"
I am not impressed at all. Ain't biased but you have knocked him left, right and centre intellectually.

Fuuktard, your intellectual genius is Truckpusher, so how would you recognise high intellect?

andromida:
One day you will be a real man and you will looooooooove it.

I never said men should not work to their own advantage i just want them to upgrade from boys to real men. i want them to be HAPPY.

Tufiakwa!

I reject that in the name of Jesus.

Truckpusher:
You're still beating the old drum of concocted bullshiit in your fuccked head,that's an old line from you and it doesn't bite.

Who goes about reading one's posts in this forum unless a jobless mofo with no life who stays on free internet connection to make noise about what he's not while trying to dig up phantom dirts that aren't there.

Answer me intelligently and I'll help you get a good treatment for your fuccked up life.

Truckpusher:
And the narcist lies again to maintain his false world after I sent his lies packing. smh
Boy, do you know that you can apply this your extraordinary lies into business ideas and you'll be a fuccking genius but hey what I saw in you was a complete psychopath that has started believing in their own lies and the world they create.

Daft fuuking paedophile.

All you know is chasing pubescent girls on NL with your drug-pusher face.

Mixty:
Wooow
That was a finisher.
You have sounded the final death knell. Sagamite has been intellectually obliterated.

Fuuktards of the same feather, think alike.

That was intellectual to this cretin.

No wonder Notyourb1tch called you "boys".

blackpanther25:
lol intimidated by you now that's funny. You don't even have the balls to make anything happen nor would you stand a chance with a girl like that. I'm too far away so it would be pointless for me fishing for some cheese. All I am saying is stop drooling all over this thread and PM her already. I hate pussy Niggas

She is all yours thug.

I aint competing.

Take your dream, cretin.

How many tattoos do you have?

Come on, tell her. She would drool all over you.

You sag your pants too, don't ya?

God, that reminds me of some time ago when I went to a hoody area (Harlesden) in London dressed all preppy to get my haircut as I was flying out on holiday the next day and I say this black hooodrat with some white chic.

The guy had to rush for some reason and told her to wait for him as he ran past me.

The girl was staring at me, and for some reason I wanted to just amuse myself to see how easy it is to snatch a girl from a hoood thug.

So as I walked past her and was approaching my car, pressed the button to open it, I could see from her body language she was blushing, so I turned around and said "Is that you man?".

She was like "sorry" while thinking of what to say.

I repeated, "Is that you man?"

She muttered "kind of".

I just smiled and said "what is your number".

She hesitated and (to cut the scenery short) she said I should give her my number and she would call me.

I gave her a number to my second phone and I drove off.

I had not driven 300 metres, my phone was ringing.

I didn't chop it of course. Just wanted to see how it was to chance another guy.

But when I told my friends, they were like "You are crazy! Harlesden! You will just get shot!".

And I was like, "Do you think I was stewpid? I ensured I was in my car and the engine has started before I started any conversation with her before her hooodrat thug comes back and blast the life out of a young black prospect". If the guy had started coming back, I was accelerating off.

Truckpusher:
Say something intelligent ,and stop trolling me.

Paedophile fuuktard, where have you ever said anything intelligent on NL?

I challenge all to click on your profile and look at your post history.

All one can see is the typical bottom of the intellectual totem pole daft drivel of an illiterate.

blackpanther25:
lol don't mind that dullard. It's obvious he likes her

Fuuktard, are you intimidated.

I am not about to take your skank. Calm down, nigga.

Truckpusher:
That girl just called you an iddiot and this is all you could say?

Smh

Fuuktard paedophile, what do you have to say when I am intellectually bullying you?

Truckpusher:
Shut up and spill it.

After all , they say if you've got it you can flaunt it. .


I'm waiting to be wowed .

Paedophile drug pusher.

Mixty:
You lose
After spending 2 days doing nothing but trying to woo notyourb1tch, she ignores your sorry ass.
What a pity...

Mixty:
Lol. That was meant for Sagamite, the pathetic loser

Moronic fuuktard, you are still desperately trying to get her attention?

Oya, notyourb1tch, stop being a mean b1tch and say something nice to him to keep him happy for the day and feel noticed.

olowoba:
See what sagamite and notyourb1tch has turned this thread into?
Since both of you reside in UK, why not plan to meet to resolve the issue over a couple drinks and snacks.
Who knows where that may end?

She will never get that lucky.

Notyourb1tch:
I need to get a PA. Sagamumu if you interested and willing to change that ghetto attitude of yours I will be willing to help my fellow bra out. Idleness ain't good

You are a fuuktard!

Can you see now that you are not in my league?

Truckpusher:
I can see that you're just a potty in the hands of women even as it was clear that khiaa just told you that we men are all assholes but you're the worst asshole she ever came across in her entire life , yet you started explaining yourself to her in the dumbest mannner I've ever seen in my entire sweet life. You deserve some serious flogging.
Boy ! Stop begging for acceptance from these girls - Move like a man and show them love and respect and you'll get laid even as you're languishing in boredom.

How is ya factory job?

Shut up, fuuktard boy.

I told you daft arsses "Don't go there about career".

Truckpusher:
Boasters like you got nothing but an empty life filled with wishes but you've got the lies and started believing ya own lies .
what a pathetic life you must have bro.

You are intimidated!

Complex catch you?

Notyourb1tch:
lol good enough . I got offered to 3 of the big 4 firms and I did my articles with 1 of the big 4. Lol maybe I know this friend of yours, it's a small world. But I am not working for the big 4 anymore. I am working now for one of the medium sized Firms. Lol they can't sack me. They need me

Okay.

Pele! Ku ishe.

I told you not to go there.

Is it big 4 shacking your head? You come in to the back office to look at figures?

When I was your age I was beyond that level at the very start. I am something your type would have wanted to be but could not.

These are my old posts on such:

https://www.nairaland.com/49010/describe-job/3#2489213
https://www.nairaland.com/403381/why-nigerian-man-prefer-women/24#7007577
https://www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview/2#20380360
https://www.nairaland.com/1527136/mckinsey-interview#19722183
http://www.jarushub.com/sagamite-the-management-consulting-industry-the-integrated-advisory-landscape/

AHHH! Notyourb1tch, no let Sagamu boast o! Ma je ki n boast!

Notyourb1tch:
I don't work on weekends unless there is an audit deadline. Am an auditor. Neways I gtg. Take care

If you are good enough for the Big 4 (which I doubt), maybe you even work under one of my friends that is on fast track to partnership (Only black dude to).

Running you mouth can get you sacked.

khiaa:
LMAO I think that you underestimate my homeboy Truckpusher, he is very intelligent and he has a different viewpoint on women than you do, yes he can strike my last nerve, but I will always have his back when he is on point.


Where have you been?


I have been doing fine, and yes I have missed you.

That means you will never have his back then.

I am hardly on NL nowadays because it is just full of dumb people nowadays.

Nice to hear you are fine.

Notyourb1tch:
^^ I see one of your homies have arrived. Now you are going to get an even bigger head

My head is permanently big because I have a big brain. It can not get bigger.

I don't need anyone's else approval, I have the approval from the greatest. .................me self.

Notyourb1tch:
Let me know when these grown men arrive cos all I see here is boys....

Surprisingly, for the first time, one thing we both can agree on.

Their brains are not sharp enough to be called a "man".

Notyourb1tch:
Yes I would and you are definitely not 1. Where is your certificate . BTW don't you ever get tired. It's been like 2 days now Maybe we should just agree to disagree. I can't even remember why we are even going back and fourth in the first place

Well, I would forgive you because you just joined in January.

When it comes to intellect, take it as God's own truth that I am the God of Intellect on NL. I use it to bless people on NL and bully antagonistic fuuktards.

It also, inevitably, makes me be seen as sexy.

I have told you not to go there. If you did a search on NL, you will see that I am a Godly blessing for the brains of people on it.

Even many of those I have insulted on NL would be the first to tell you about my intellect. They have publicly declared it on NL.

I am trying my best here not to boast. This is me at my humbliest trying not to blow my own trumphet.

https://www.nairaland.com/1122699/miss-nairaland-elimination-round-2/33#13253224
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-672059.64.html#msg8373204
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-675443.32.html#msg8401808
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-647931.1280.html#msg8166170
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-471883.0.html#msg6316826
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-280487.384.html#msg8381497

Is that enough or you want more?

That is just a snippet, girl.

Snippet lo n pe. (Na snippet dem dey call am). I can use my intellect to humiliate grown arsse men when I choose to and feel like it.

I am begin humble here because it is a Saturday. I am most arrogant during the week.

If you want to see intellect at its highest level and purest level, go and read this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/505643/sagamite-lets-discuss-agnostic-deism

No wonder if you go to google and type in my name, "nairaland" comes up predictively. People come here to see what I have to say on life issues and they specifically search for me and many follow me.

Don't go there again. Okay?

andromida:
She was duped into investing her time, body, energy, heart into a fantasy relationship to the point of carrying belle when all the while he planned to abscond. This is 419. He should pay for damages i doubt she wants to marry such a man anyway the law can't force him to marry her but it can ensure a level of decent living for she and her child. I commend this kind of selfish behavior.

Just like women should pay damages everytime a man invests in wooing them thinking she would open her legs and she knows that is what he wants?

That is not 419?

It is 418?

Notyourb1tch:
lol don't get me started on intellect and career. I can bet that i am above you in that regards and earn more than you . You ain't talking to just an ordinary broke ass uneducated skank besides am yet to see the intellect you keep bragging about or are you simply referring to your favourite words Mr person

Nah don't have any babies. That will come later with my husband

In your wildest dreams, ghetto skank. In your wildest dream.

If you saw high intellect would you even know what it is?

When you are able to challenge and humiliate grown men based on intellectual debates, come back and have mouth.

ajahexcel:
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Nonsense!

Historically and to this day, the following universities produced people that get the best jobs, get international recognition and students that progress to the world's leading universities for postgraduate studies:

OAU, UI and Unilag

Those should be the top 3 under any circumstances for now.


ABU produces many people in leading government positions but that is largely due to quota system drivers as many of the Northern people that take up half of the quota roles attended it, as it is the best Northern Uni. So I see it mainly as artificial.

Of recent, Unilorin seems to be producing good quality that is rivalling the previous top 3.

Covenant seems to be another new star recently and the best of the private universities.

ESUT seem to be educating a lot of top management with its local MBA programme.

Mixty:
see the idiiot trying to toasting and indirectly trying to impress notyourb1tch. Your motive has been been revealed. We all knew by the way. You rant about how bad black women are, but here you are, craving desperately for her attention and admiration.
I guess I am not gonna allow you to use my mention to achieve your aim. The ball is in now left in your court to impress her. Over to you!

Another moronic psychoanalysis and bullet from Patience Jonathan-led failed education system's product.