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SportsRe: Barcelona's 'arrogant' Tweet Goes Viral After Liverpool Comeback by SageMK:
Lmao.

When you let pride take charge, you lose focus.
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Guy Inspired By Bobrisky by SageMK:
Disgusting.

Please add viewers discretion.

This is why Aliens refuse to talk to us. sad
RomanceRe: Man Uses House Rent To Buy Iphone For Girlfriend, Chased Out By Landlord by SageMK: 8:36am On May 08, 2019
She'll use the same Iphone to snap her nudes and send to another guy who can pay his rent. I laugh in Swahili.
SportsRe: Hilarious Lionel Messi Pictures After Barcelona's 4:0 Loss To Liverpool by SageMK: 8:09am On May 08, 2019
Lol. What Liverpool did to the GOAT.

CelebritiesRe: Making money in 40secs - Churchill shades Tonto Dikeh as he buys new car by SageMK: 7:59am On May 08, 2019
Only poor men waste hours having sex.
Real men need only a minute to make babies.

EducationRe: UNN Lecturer Asks Students To Kneel Down And Raise Their Hands ‘for Not Sweeping by SageMK: 7:52am On May 08, 2019
That lecturer is a Barcelona fan.
That sweeping nonsense is a facade. grin
EducationRe: Need Advice,i Am Sleeping Too Much And My Exams Are Close by SageMK: 7:38am On May 08, 2019
If you continue trending this path you'll fail.

I suggest you sit down and plan out a strict time table. Include period of sleep that spans not more than 8hrs in a day. For example, go to bed as early as 8 or 9pm and then wake up as early as 4-5am.

Try to read even if its a single line before going to bed.
Do the same when you wake up. How well you read during the rest of the day solely depends on how discipline and motivated you are to your cause.

If you are having trouble waking up, ask your roommates for help. You can also try drinking about two cups of water before going to bed. The urge to urinate can help you to wake up too.

No one understands your body better than you.

Plan well.
RomanceRe: RCCG Member Proposes To His Girlfriend During Church Service by SageMK:
Everything about proposing in public irks me.

Why share that intimate moment with strangers?

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FamilyRe: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by SageMK:
Started having an affair with this close friend of my wife
This post sickens me. I feel so sorry for your wife.

She's fuc. k1ng sleeping with two married people in an office. I found this very hurtful, shameful, disgraceful and disgusting...
Take a look at the mirror.
Pot calling kettle black. STFU.

I'm deeply hurt by her actions, blocked her on all social media handles.
Your wife is the victim here mođafucker!
You have no right to feel pain and cry foul. Ídiot.

I need matured advice please on how to scale through all this without going back to my vomit looking that we work in same office space and I got to see her every other day.
You are a dog.
And she is a bìtch.
By God's grace, you'll both go back to your vomit.
You deserve each other so don't fúcking quit on her!

Damn.

You are not even remorseful that you cheated on your wife. You don't even care about her so please confess everything to her and give her a divorce. That way you be free to hook up with that whòre. A perfect match for you.
SportsRe: Liverpool And Fans Celebrate (4 - 0) Win Against Barcelona (photos) by SageMK:
Wow.

The fight
The sweat
The believe
The commitment

Liverpool gave everything. They are deserve winners!
I pray they win the champions league. Oh. Sorry Messi.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by SageMK: 9:21pm On May 07, 2019
Wow.

Simply breathtaking.

With Messi though, there's a goal in for Barcelona.
PoliticsRe: Similarities Between Game Of Thrones And Nigeria by SageMK:
Fulani herdsmen and the wildlings.

The wildlings are known savages. Similarly like the Fulani herdsmen, they both covet another man's land and they reap where they didn't sow.

They are also ruthless in their killings.

- Bokoharam and the White walkers.

They both have zombies for an army.
They kill any living thing in their path.

- Atiku and Stannis Baratheon

Just like Stannis, Atiku made a charge for the iron throne ( presidential seat) but was heavily defeated.

Both had phantom number of supporters.

- Buhari and the Mad King.

Both are old tyrants suffering from dementia.

- Nigerian army and the dothraki tribe.

Both are useless aganist the white walkers.
Foreign AffairsRe: Former Sudanese Defense Minister Found In Underground Prison (photos) by SageMK:
For 24years?

Heart breaking. sad

The wickedness of man knows no bounds.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh: Why I Exposed Churchill's Sexual Deficiency by SageMK: 11:05am On May 07, 2019
I don't understand what she wrote.
Only a mad woman sees what she sees.

Anyway, it still doesn't change the fact she got impregnated by a one minute man. Sex is procreation. grin
CelebritiesRe: Man Reveals How Much He Was Able To Save After 124 Days Of #Sobriety by SageMK: 10:08am On May 07, 2019
People lose a lot due to addiction.

Try this method and you'll see what you've lost.

That's why for the past 3 months, anytime I feel like masturbating, I simply close my eyes and picture Bob-risky. Now, I've stored a billion gallon of spermtozoa.
EventsRe: Man Buried With A Bird Casket In Enugu State (photos) by SageMK:
He'll surely be reincarnated as a bird in his next life.
RomanceRe: Nigerians Blast Ghanaians Over Sex Positions On Live TV by SageMK:
Not surprising at all.

Ghanaians are inert pornstàrs. Sex is their calling.

CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Is My Mentor - Full Grown Man Shares Racy Pictures by SageMK: 7:39am On May 07, 2019
The economy is harsh.
Expect more Joseph to become Josephine.
Becoming a transgender is now a lucrative business.

SportsRe: Football Fans, Coach Slam Kelechi Ihenacho After Goal Miss Vs Man City (Photos) by SageMK: 7:19am On May 07, 2019
Ihenacho carrier is finished.

Dude looks dejected all the time. Always missing sitters!
He should come back to his village and pick up farming.
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SageMK: 1:37am On May 07, 2019
I am scared.

I am scared that Dany might end up being a villain.

I am scared that this show is going haywire. Oh no. cry

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Threatened To Kill Herself If Not Follow By Wizkid by SageMK: 11:07pm On May 06, 2019
Of all the top notch celebrities out there — WizKid?

SMH.
Even if the guy follows her, she'll still remain foólish.

People like her are simply created just to donate organs to those in need. Their existence is as useless as SiO2.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Your Secondary School Class Mate ?? by SageMK: 10:48pm On May 06, 2019
I don't see this as an obstacle.
You are creating a barrier where there's none.

Classmate or not, if she's the woman you are in love with and she is in love with you, then please do get married.
CelebritiesRe: Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Welcome A Baby Boy! by SageMK: 2:53pm On May 06, 2019
Girls don suffer. grin


Congratulations to my crush Meghan.
CelebritiesRe: #broke Challenge # Lets make Grammatical blunders using the Word Broke. by SageMK: 2:05pm On May 06, 2019
Never. I am allergic to grammatical blunders. I'd love to broke one of my rules and participate but I just can't.
CrimeRe: Girl Tells Classmates What Brains Taste Like After She Cooked Human Flesh by SageMK: 1:57pm On May 06, 2019
But it's not suppose to have any taste.
RomanceRe: Not Upto 2 Weeks Of Telling Her I Lost My Job, See The Food She Gave Me by SageMK: 1:14pm On May 06, 2019
Who asked him to pay her rent, bills and ectera?

You tamed her with money.
The only language she understands is money.

I always laugh when I see fòols suffer. grin

They always forget the fact they were the architect of there own undoings. Was he expecting royal treatment?
CelebritiesRe: Ik Ogbonna's Estranged Wife, Sonia Weighs In On Tonto Dikeh's Social Media Rants by SageMK:
You cannot find peace and heal from whatever form of abuse by continuously ranting on social media day and night. No. This is madness. You are refusing to move on.

Somebody is claiming to be the victim but she can be seen basking in the attention and she's enjoying it.

Throwing insults and stone at every dog that barks.
Tonto needs professional help to be cured from madness.
CultureRe: delete by SageMK: 12:26pm On May 06, 2019
You can't.

That's your receipt for bleaching senselessly.
EducationRe: Habiba Muhammed And Yamusa Bello Emerge Best PhD Students Same Day by SageMK: 12:17pm On May 06, 2019
Congrats to them.

This is how a relationship should be like.

Both parties should aspire to improve together as one unit and no one should be left behind. If there's no improvement, you are both wasting time and germ cells.
RomanceRe: Help. How Do I Tell Her I Am Not Into Her by SageMK: 11:15am On May 06, 2019

I don't want to break her heart by rejecting her which is why I initially didn't reject her thinking she'll go farther from me soon.
Simply tell her you are dying of HIV AIDS.

Thank me later.
FamilyRe: We Spent N300M On 1500 Couples On Mass Wedding In Kano – Government by SageMK: 11:10am On May 06, 2019
Poverty allocation program.

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