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 Romance › Re: "Sex Is Spiritual", Says Timaya by SageMK: 1:59pm On Apr 28, 2019*. Modified: 5:56pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
I once lived in Port Harcourt with a woman who was older than me and she used me like I was an intimacy gadget.Keywords — Older woman Intimacy gadget Something is telling me this woman is a feminist. |
| Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Brushes With Fanta, Calls Other Ladies Broke by SageMK: 1:15pm On Apr 28, 2019*. Modified: 5:56pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
Can you believe that somewhere out there is a tree, working tirelessly to produce oxygen so this ignoramus can utilize it to generate energy and think! — But look at her using that energy to brush her teeth with fanta. Chei 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Do We Have So Much Lesbians Among Our Ladies by SageMK: 1:13pm On Apr 28, 2019*. Modified: 9:53am On Apr 29, 2019 |
Let me let you in on a little secret — Women are nature's ultimate sophistication. Both men and women are programmed to love women. Yes this implies all women are bisexual! From a woman's eyes, to her bare back, to her long hair, to her slender legs, to her breast, to her butt and lastly her heart. Everything about them is simply irresistible. Heck, if I was a lady, I am pretty sure I'll be a lesbian. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Ex Miss Nollywood Lizzy Spotted Playing Love With Her billionaire white husband by SageMK: 8:42am On Apr 28, 2019 |
Her husband looks totally bored and irritated. And she looks more like a nuisance to him than a wife. But that's none of my business. Make she manage her sack of white beans.  1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Outrage As Ghanaian Man Defecates Inside A Swimming Pool (Photo) by SageMK: 8:33am On Apr 28, 2019 |
The culprit must be — 1. A man 2. Gay and 3. Suffering from anal incontinence. But that's none of my business. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Former Arsenal Star Emmanuel Eboue Remarries After Divorce That Left Him Pennile by SageMK: 7:55am On Apr 28, 2019 |
Following his ordeal in the hands of his Belgium wife, Eboue has returned to his roots for his latest wedding.https://78.media.tumblr.com/c29d0f1bd3cf96e28837fbff47a8711f/tumblr_nxjvhp2l4G1rfd7lko1_500.gif 2 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Eedris Abdukareem Features On A Cooking Show by SageMK: 7:35am On Apr 28, 2019*. Modified: 12:55pm On Apr 28, 2019 |
That food looks jaga jaga. He can't cook. 2 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Lady Gets N400 Airtime From Bank Scammer by SageMK: 7:27am On Apr 28, 2019*. Modified: 7:33am On Apr 29, 2019 |
They are both birds of the same feather. 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor In WWE Smackdown, Slams Woman During Deliverance In Church(Video/Pics) by SageMK: 7:18am On Apr 28, 2019 |
I can't even tell who is possessed between the two. 1 Like |
| Pets › Re: Monkey Seen Exercising, Doing Press Up (photos, Video) by SageMK: 1:38am On Apr 28, 2019 |
Shocking I thought the only thing(s) monkeys are good at are — 1. Peeling bananas 2. Eating bananas 3. Climbing trees 4. Applying excess makeups 5. Snapping endless selfies and 6. Running for elections. Now I have to add “push ups” to the list. 122 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: How Women Cheat More Than Men - Lady Reveals. Do You Agree? by SageMK: 1:15am On Apr 28, 2019 |
She went further to say that a man can cheat and still love his wife, but that when a woman cheats, it's more dangerous...I do agree that women cheat more. But the idea she is selling is utter nonsense. If it's possible that a man can cheat & still love his wife, then the same scenario is also possible for a woman. Only a fòol would consider other wise. And cheating is dangerous irrespective of gender. The consequences and repercussions are the same. You cannot say in a man's case, it's a mistake or different. No. It is never a mistake. It is a choice that both a woman & a man can intentionally make. Think. 95 Likes 8 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Shows Support For Her Husband, Ned Nwoko As He Was Honoured by SageMK: 10:02pm On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 10:30pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
Her ancestors must be writhing in their graves.  |
| Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Poses With Her Sister, Laura, In Her Bentley Mulsanne (Pix) by SageMK: 9:39pm On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 10:43pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
I've nothing to say about the car. I've nothing to say about the crow in sliver & blue. I am too busy zooming in on Linda's breast. 59 Likes 2 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: The Bride Whose Wig Was Removed In Pre-wedding Photos Is Tiwa Savage Lookalike by SageMK: 8:54pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
What?! Please see an optician as soon as possible. |
| Romance › Re: Where Can I Find Her? by SageMK: 1:42pm On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 2:57pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
Error. No entry found. We buried the last one yesterday. 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: I Can Give Teddy A My Kidney Or Any Other Double Organ I Have –bam Bam by SageMK: 10:16am On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 11:51am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Talk is cheap. She should try donating blood first. |
| Education › Re: Dan Yakubu: Alamajiri Who Turned Economics Graduate. Photos by SageMK: 9:56am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Our Naija celebrities should learn from this! Good deeds should be done with intention not attention. Oh. Reading this gladdens my heart so much. May the creator bless every helping hand out there. 19 Likes 1 Share |
| Crime › Re: Aboyomi Shogunle: You, Your Bag, Car Can Be Searched Anytime Without Warrant by SageMK: 9:53am On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 1:56pm On Apr 27, 2019 |
The Nigerian police have been doing that for ages. Tell us something new.  18 Likes 3 Shares |
| Family › Re: Learn To Start Callin Ur Husband Daddy Just As U Call Ur Pastor, Woman Advice by SageMK: 9:40am On Apr 27, 2019 |
“Yes daddy, punish me daddy, I've been a bad girl” Chei. I can't wait for my wife to utter those words. |
| Education › Re: Guy Asked University To Bestow His Degree On His Great Grand Mother by SageMK: 8:26am On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 8:41am On Apr 27, 2019 |
A degree in genealogy? |
| Romance › Re: Mustapha Suleiman And Fatima Abdullahi Tuge: Ex Lovers Take Case To Police by SageMK: 7:33am On Apr 27, 2019*. Modified: 7:50am On Apr 27, 2019 |
Any woman that cannot handle getting used & dumped have no business getting into the side chick business. You're like the first slice of bread. Everybody touches you but nobody wants you. This is the cruel fate that awaits every side chick. Amen. 116 Likes 12 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Help, Would Be Meeting My Gf's Mom For The First Time by SageMK: 12:26am On Apr 27, 2019 |
I don't have any lines to help you with. I prefer my Vaseline to any girlfriend out there. However, I don't mind dropping 3 of the vital rules that I adhere to whenever I am going out to the supermarket to get a new Vaseline. Pretty sure it'll help you a little. 1. Dress well! I can't emphasize on this enough cos first impression matters a lot!! (If you dress anyhow, they'll give you anyhow Vaseline.) 2. Be polite, even if she seems rude. From your write up, she isn't excited to see you so your conversation might not go well. (learned from my experience with receptionist who are angry that a homie ignores them for Vaseline.) 3. Be yourself. Yeah. Don't pretend to be something you are not. (Always go for the Vaseline your heart wants.) 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by SageMK: 7:57pm On Apr 26, 2019*. Modified: 8:22pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
PUBLIC NOTICE The Vaseline Crew Association of Nigeria (VCAN) strongly denies having any affiliations with that foól. We pride ourselves as highly intelligent creatures and it is against our faith to send/share our nudes with inferior species lacking in the boobs, âss & facial department. Long live VCAN! SIGN Management. 74 Likes 8 Shares |
| Romance › Re: A Wife With A Son Is No Longer In Love by SageMK: 7:11pm On Apr 26, 2019*. Modified: 7:55am On Apr 27, 2019 |
So — After 3 years of staying in Nigeria, she no longer wants to come to the UK anymore as she is no longer in love with me.1. You know your wife is not in love with you. I know she must have been sleeping with someone over there. I feel she is full of guilt but doesn't want to admit she cheated.2. You know someone is banging her but that doesn't bother you in fact you want to force a life with her again? Please massage your scrotum and check for your balls! I can't believe this Foòlishness is contagious. For your son's sake please move on. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Young, Pretty Bole Seller Warns Guys Who Inbox Her by SageMK: 12:35pm On Apr 26, 2019*. Modified: 12:51pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
Ladies, having tons of men sliding into your DMs doesn't make you a queen. Heck, it doesn't even mean they find you attractive so why the fùcking new attitude? Don't forget that men stare at imbeciles too. Some even give attention to mad women. It only means men will be men. So humble yourselves and stop with the attitude. 90 Likes 7 Shares |
| Crime › Re: The Scary Moment Passengers Got Stranded, After Boat Ran Out Of Fuel While Going by SageMK: 12:21pm On Apr 26, 2019 |
As a Christian, if I was on that boat I'll immediately start singing this old worship gospel song... Jesus power super power Jesus power super power! Mami water power ... 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar, Your Bleached Skin Looks So Disgusting - Fans Blast Actress by SageMK: 10:11am On Apr 26, 2019*. Modified: 11:06am On Apr 26, 2019 |
That's one scary knuckles. Receiving hàndjob from such hands equals erectile dysfunction and permanent loss of libido. Disgusting. 162 Likes 7 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Secondary School Girls Beat Up Boy For Cheating On Them (Photos) by SageMK: 11:33pm On Apr 25, 2019*. Modified: 11:25am On Apr 26, 2019 |
His mistake? Getting caught. That's all for today on karma 101. 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Haters Of Homosexuals, Why Do You Hate Gay People? Give An Answer. by SageMK: 11:15pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Shugavee:You are ignorant, discrimatory and dúmb as fúck. 8 Likes 3 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Haters Of Homosexuals, Why Do You Hate Gay People? Give An Answer. by SageMK: 11:05pm On Apr 25, 2019*. Modified: 7:37am On Apr 26, 2019 |
ITS NOT NATURAL.The pènis is anatomically designed to penetrate the vagina, not the anus or rectum. Likewise the vagina is designed to receive the male pénis, not another vagina. You can't argue that. With that being said, I don't hate homosexuals. But I am disgusted by the act of sex between gays. 5 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Says Man Who Rejected House For Borehole Didn’t Make A Wise Decision by SageMK: 10:04pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Akin Alabi should please shút the fúck up. He has no idea how many lives that his betting company ruined. I guess he's baffled and shocked that someone out there choose humanity over monetary gain. On paper his idea is a good theory but why wait any longer when the food has already been cooked?! Let him sit still and watch. This man will get a house. 276 Likes 21 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Man Called 'Lazy' For Refusing To Lift His Plus-Sized Girlfriend Up (Photos) by SageMK: 7:33pm On Apr 25, 2019*. Modified: 8:33pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Lol.  That's more like a baby elephant not a plus-sized lady. 18 Likes 1 Share |
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