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True definition of not giving a fúck.
But when are we going to stop celebrating poverty?

hisexcellency34:
What if you are shot on the head?

Well the bullet will pass through your hair, skin, muscle and then smash through one of the eight cranial bones before piercing your brain to logde inside your skull.

He looks like Davido.

They can pass off as twins. Infact I was only able to identify who was who because of the hunger in his eyes.

She spent her life's fortune about 2million, on a man she is yet to marry when she's got a child to take care of.

And as if that wasn't enough, she decided to quit her job.

Undiluted fóolishness.

Her desperation for marriage drove her into the arms of that phony. To top it all, the guy is even married, so what the heck did she exactly do for a year during courtship?

Obviously not investigating who she marrying.

She was caught red handed.
So why does she have to destroy her phone?

What is so important that she didn't want him to see?

1. Her HIV status?
2. Evidence of illegal acts?
3. A plot to kill him?

If your girlfriend is a gold digger or an uncommercialized sex worker, break up with her. That's the message here.


I don't know why he is hiding behind this long post.

So the gossip crusade she had been spear heading against Linda Ikeji, and Davido didn't generate a dime.

What happened? — I thought she got the attention she badly wanted. Let her go to the bank and cash it out.

Queen of corporate beggers.

Well whatever rock his boat.

He should also send selfies of his surroundings and Google Map screenshots of his location to his wife for greater transparency. I hope he doesn't just stop there.

This thing was out to get attention from the start.

For a fact, more than 80% of men from that list looking to hook up with her are married men. They'll sleep with anything in skirt and bra — even if it's a hippopotamus.

Grown men claiming to be sexually depressed.

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The wife have no right to collect that car.
And the side chick was stùpid enough to give her.

Go back home and tackle your cheating husband.

Are you guys blind or something?

It is there in the write up that an odour free & sterilized fish's skin was used for the procedure. So tell us how it will make her vagina smell bad?? Dummies.

Funny.
But since when does sex cures depression?

OP she is not offering any help whatsoever.
She's just another prostitute for brostitue to patronize.

Bran the broken.

Brandon is KING.


Send GOT to 131 for more JOKES! .


I've to congratulate myself for not turning off my TV!!

If you are also awake, waiting to watch GOT on DSTV...


Feel free to join me for some snacks!!

Most men wouldn't even share their last bottle of beer yet she expects to us to share our wife?! She is crazy.

I am not disputing the fact that polyandry is impossible.

But with so many fishes in the ocean, why should four men settle for one fish? — I can't fathom such fúckery.

Let her get a man that'll marry her first. Before you start day dreaming about four. Marriage is not football abeg.

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Happy one year anniversary Làlasticlala.
Wishing you many happy years together.

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She's indirectly saying two shìtty things —

1. Married women should tolerate cheating.

2. They should upgrade their dressing sense to compete with the sidechick. Seriously who ordained this foól?

When you are famous for your breast size. Lmao.

Guide 101 to becoming a 9ja slayqueen for dummies.


1. Have a camera phone.
2. Pout your lips, take a selfie and apply filters.
3. Upload edited photo on instagram /snap chat.

Congratulations! You are now a slay queen.

Abstain from applying anything cream.

Allow your skin to get rid of the chemicals and toxins deposited deep within you for a period of time after which I suggest you see a dermatologist - not online!

Just go for the normal Vaseline.

There is nothing wrong with a gay man rejecting his sexuality to marry a woman even if he doesn't love her.

Being gay wouldn't stop him from adhering to his vows, satisfying his wife sexually or being a father to his kids.

So him not gracing their wedding is not an act of moral upstanding that deserve an applaud. Nothing like that.

Even though I don't believe in all these nonsense, I've watched enough horror movies to know that the best decision is to bury that padlock & offer some sacrifice.

I can order food why do I actually need to cook when I don’t have anyone I cater for?

This is a very dumb statement.

Having no one to cater for shouldn't be a stumbling block to prevent anyone from cooking. [It doesn't make sense ]

Besides if she doesn't deem herself worthy enough to cook for her own personal consumption, she will hardly do it for anyone. I doubt the fact if she can even cook.

No wonder she's all alone without anyone to cater for.

Well the whites were smarter. They created guns while his ancestors relied on their strength to throw stones.

That's how they got to be colonized.

SMH.

I don't know where this breed of men keep coming from.

To think your fiance, cheated on you twice with random modafúckers without a second thought but yet, here you are asking for directions on what to do?? Oh No.

Lol. I'll consider the fact that you are still in shock and just maybe that's why you can't decide on what to do.


Okay. Here's what you should do brother

1. Come back to Nigeria and call for a family meeting. Tell them you've forgive her and you'll like to marry her in the coming weeks.

2. Tell them their family house will be the venue of the grand reception you'll be holding for the wedding. And you need to fix their roof and a little renovation here and there.

3. Pay contractors to remove the roof and windows of their house. Then delete and block her contacts. Pack your bags and fly back to Netherlands.

I can't believe it. After the drop kick I think the assailant was screaming “Help me! I need a Lamborghini!!”


Wow. What a polite way to ask for a car.

That man is a true ambassador of the Vaseline crew association. The ban is just a tiny bump on the road.

As the chairman, I hereby knight the mođafucker.
He is now an immortal!

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This is disturbing. There are more fruits in a Regina Daniel's shampoo than on those poor kids plate. So sad.

Roshina22:
what do u mean by that

Shake my head. Your lack of appropriate punctuation makes it a little difficult to read & comprehend your post.

My main question is is it normal for Nigerian men to chat with many many women online and on WhatsApp and Facebook like their pictures and chat away Like this?

No. It's not a normal thing.

Nigerian men are busy bees. We have little time to waste chatting with women. So it's not a cultural thing at all.

am I being lied to or at risk of being cheated on

Yes of course. The probability is high. The fact that he deletes some of his chats is already not a good sign.

There's always that risk of being cheated on or lied to in every relationships but yours is up there at the very top.

Please this really bothers me what can I do

Talk to him. Try to make him see why it's unhealthy for him as a married man to be in constant communication with other women. While his intentions might be good, the same can't be said for the women he's chatting with.

SMH

Cool. But the old man should be resting at that age.