₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,010 members, 8,424,556 topics. Date: Thursday, 11 June 2026 at 10:53 AM

Toggle theme

SageMK's Posts

Nairaland ForumSageMK's ProfileSageMK's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 (of 33 pages)

RomanceRe: South African Government To Ban Doggy Style by SageMK:
Why should people imitate dogs in the first place? sad


Very good move. South African folks should expect a drastic decrease in the rate of HIV propagation. And also, gradual elimination of STDs in the next 5 years.
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Lady, Okemzuruoke Drags God On Twitter Over Some Bible Pages by SageMK:
Christianity is a personal thing. As such, nobody is stopping her from throwing away her Bible. She can do that without soliciting for support. Let her decide to.
RomanceRe: 'I'll Die If I Don’t Have Sex In A Day' – Prophet Osei Kumchacha by SageMK:
He also indicated that God created women only to cook for men because men are not so good at cooking, which is the reason God gave that quality to women.
If God created women solely to cook, He'd had created Eve with cooking utensils along with Maggi and salt.

But He didn't.

Cooking is a primitive survival skill. If you refuse to learn how to cook, you are bound to miss out on life because food is life. Every adult should learn how to cook food.


According to him, the sole duty of a wife is to satisfy the husband in bed and any woman who does the contrary is bound for hellfire.
So only the husband's need, orgaśm & desire matters?

Lol. Please who ordained this foól? grin

The bible said husband & wives are one both spiritually and physically. So this one sided shìt is from the devil.
RomanceRe: .. by SageMK: 11:12pm On Apr 29, 2019
Idíotic boyfriend. He had it coming.

She must have been showing flashes of violence and some other fúckery because no woman can grow balls in one day but he was obviously in love and thus blinded.
RomanceRe: Why Do Broke Men Always Get Triggered By This? by SageMK: 9:36pm On Apr 29, 2019
Yes ladies. Forget us broke guys.


You'd be doing us a big favour because we don't want to date ugly gold diggers also. So do run off into the arms of your ancestors with private jets and give that space to true queens that'll aid our growth. Now don't worry about us, we'll find some place else to release our semen. grin

But just so you know, while you jump from one rich guy to another, that boobs and ass that you count on will sag one day. Your beauty will fade & your assets depreciate.

And when that happens... No FOOL will take you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: But Why Is Uyailncomparabl Hiding From Victorian After been Accused by SageMK: 5:56pm On Apr 29, 2019
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to feed the trolls?
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by SageMK:
Wow. I am breathless.

First, let me start by saying this is the most intense and emotional fighting scene ever in the history of TV. Wow!

Secondly, there are no disappointments. cool

Yes, the night King's death was so easy but it was the best way to cast him off. I understand a lot of people expected more but no character in the series can stand against him except Arya. So it had to be this way!

Arya is bae. Lady mormont is bae. Daenerys is bae.
RomanceRe: "I'm Selling My Vagina For ₦34,000" – Broke Slay Queen Begs by SageMK:
I don't really care. sad


My own is, a lot of women who give theirs for free in the name of relationship, will still come here to insult her.
CelebritiesRe: May God Deal With Ladies With Big Gods Putting Others Under Pressure - Alibaba by SageMK:
This is actually funny. I can't believe he is seeking God's intervention against people living the fake life on social media. Hehe. Why should anyone feel pressured when in reality lot of them aren't truly happy and are actually seeking the peace you yourself possess?! Abegi. undecided
PoliticsRe: Is This Currently The Highest Ranked US Military Officer Of Nigerian Origin? by SageMK: 2:12pm On Apr 29, 2019
Nigerian doing us proud. Lovely.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Seriously Flogs His 10 And 8 Years Old Kids For Saying This by SageMK: 11:17am On Apr 29, 2019
Such vulgar words. sad

Instead of him to investigate where it all went wrong, nah, he is there flogging them. Well, dude should flog himself too. Highly probable they heard it from him.
RomanceRe: Lady Drops Her Number On Man's Windscreen - Find Out What Happens Next by SageMK:
Long story short, he's a lawyer and he knows how to feed his women. I am stuffed!
Oh no.

I am doomed. grin

My perverted mind will not let me rest.
It's telling me that she is not talking about food.
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Her Man Doggy Pose At The Beach In Pre-wedding Photos by SageMK: 7:47am On Apr 29, 2019
They have the same nose.

They are meant to be together. Nose-mate.
RomanceRe: Lady In Shock After She Found Out Her Boyfriend Of Seven Years Got Married Last by SageMK:
So she was with him for 7years — Na inheritance? grin
TV/MoviesRe: Game Of Thrones: Fans Wait Eagerly For The Longest Battle Scene In Movie History by SageMK: 8:27pm On Apr 28, 2019
I hope the white walkers win. All men must die.
RomanceRe: Anyone Who Likes Uyailncomparabl, WARN HER!!! by SageMK: 8:16pm On Apr 28, 2019
Where is the sense in blocking her on whatsapp but only to come here and disturb strangers who obviously don't give a fúck? undecided Old women throwing tantrums. Shame.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK:
The spirit of David Moyes is still hunting Man Utd. cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 6:17pm On Apr 28, 2019
I think karma will strike. Man Utd last minute goal.

Amen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 6:15pm On Apr 28, 2019
Na wa woo.

Sweating profusely in my armpits.
My body temperature just dey increase. sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 6:05pm On Apr 28, 2019
grin

E be like say Chelsea sign higuain to be playing offside.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 6:02pm On Apr 28, 2019
Man Utd score abeg. cry

I refuse to watch Europa league next season! I reject!!
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels Poses Inside Nwoko Private Jet by SageMK: 5:40pm On Apr 28, 2019
sad

Please give her the credit for being smarter than most Nigerian women who settle down for indomie & iphones.

Still, I can't believe she'll spread her charming legs for an ancestral gray wrinkled pènis. That's utterly disgusting.
RomanceRe: Lady Ignores A Guy's Chat, Twitter Users React ( Photos ) by SageMK: 5:29pm On Apr 28, 2019
Oh No. sad

May be the guy thinks he'll make heaven if she replies.

[img]https://media1./images/8ceffe54d39699688f8219fb32bd43b7/tenor.gif?itemid=4351215[/img]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 5:08pm On Apr 28, 2019
Lukaku Jam Body Master grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 4:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
Can't cross
Can't pass
Can't defend
Can't attack
Can't even think fast!

Young is completely finished!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 4:41pm On Apr 28, 2019
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 4:40pm On Apr 28, 2019
It's so obvious we miss Herrera so much.

Welcome back son!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Chelsea (1 - 1) On 28th April 2019 by SageMK: 4:34pm On Apr 28, 2019
Lukaku why?!!!!
RomanceRe: Regina And Her Distractors by SageMK:
I laugh in Swahili. Bros, Regina is a gold digger. Simple.
RomanceRe: I Can't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have AC In His Car, Nigerian Girl by SageMK: 3:17pm On Apr 28, 2019
Her love for materialistic things will eventually hook her up with a man that'll cheat on her, give her STD, beat her blue black and treat her like a slave. But don't worry, he'll on the AC for her. That'll will make her STFU.

Foolish girl. sad

All gold diggers will end up digging their own graves.
RomanceRe: I Thought Sleeping Unclad Was Fun, Until Rat Sucked My Nipple - Nigerian Lady by SageMK:
It's funny really because this implies that her nipples must be remarkably similar to that of a rat. Disgusting.
RomanceRe: Lady Rejects Soldier's Marriage Proposal (I Don't Know When You Will Die) by SageMK: 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2019
Just another way of her saying he is broke.

If he was an army general or something, she'll scream yes and swallow his proposal without giving it a second thought. After all, all men must die. undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 (of 33 pages)