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SLAP44:
If Biafra had succeeded, Europeans will be coming to learn technology in Igbo land.

What technology?
Tapping palm wine or breaking kolanut?

I'll buy half of Nigeria and push you guys to the other side. I am tired of the tribalistic and hypocritical living.

True. Anyone can get married but not all make it.

OFFPOINT COMMENT

I know he shíts everyday and uses those two hands of his to wipe his ass clean. Now every time he flushes it away, he obviously takes a good look. So that means that he sees his shìt everyday! Good. My questions are —

1. Does this mean he finds his shìt attractive even though he sees it all the time every day?

2. Is he attached to his shìt? If yes, does this implies he worships his shìt?

If the answers are no, then this means he shìts, flushes and walk away. In the same light, I watch GOT, enjoy the drama and walk away. If he think otherwise, let him come and drag me to his hell. Nonsense and ingredient.

Close your eyes and picture two sweaty hairy balls striking each other... Yes. That is what is going to happen on their honeymoon. But that's none of my business.

I hope she didn't gulp down oily Arabian poo.

I don't trust any slay queen that traveled to the middle east. They all went there to make quick money. Later they are out with all sort of stories to garner sympathy.

That's some rare mad skill but what about her legs?

Do they open up faster than Google's homepage??
If it does then she's not even girlfriend material.


A girl who

- is smart and intelligent
- doesn't have more than 3 body count
- have big breast and àss (slightly negotiable)
- isn't broke and can cook.


That's a wife material.

Why should he fear them?
He looks like a reincarnated rich man.

Nigerian police do not harass the rich only the poor.

There is wealth in the soil. Turn to agriculture.

Sincerely speaking if you are wholeheartedly invested, you will make it. I suggest you go into cultivating cash crops then use the income & start a poultry specifically layers. At your free time, acquired a skill. Go for shoe making, tailoring or whatever that deals with clothing.

Like someone said, its never too late.
Prepare to suffer now and reap the reward later.

Goodluck.

Mentality unfit role models.

This should also serve as a warning to online trolls.

A lot of organisations look up to social media reputation as everything is indexed by google. You'll say rubbish today and people will like your post but the implications tomorrow will stunt your growth. Think before you post.

Everybody will have a last chat ànd last seen.
I wonder what mine will read. RIP to the dead.

Timaya has 3 kids, 2 daughters and 1 son with different baby mamas but he's always showing love to them.

He didn't set out to be a single parent.

He set out to be the best parent he can be to his children and as far as I can see, that hasn't changed at all. So?

Anyway, the joy of having a dad that's there for you no matter what is second to none. Every kid deserve that.

Some men will impregnate women and then run away.
They wouldn't even pay a dime to better their kids life but will spend on sex, alcohol, drugs and slúts...

Well sooner or later they'll realize that not being there to watch & support their kids as they grow will be their hell on earth. When they aged, everybody will desert them.

Please Dads out there make the effort.
Be loyal to your kids. Don't forsake them.

No difference between the old man & whoever it was that snap those pictures exposing the nàkedness of those kids. They are all perverts.

krissconnect:
If I'm dating you, I'll never check your messages cos I know I'm cheating too. So i don't really care cos my belief is no woman has just one man in her life

Just when you thought you've seen it all.
Along comes someone to prove you wrong.

Brother, dating is not compulsory.
Just stay single since you have a community preeq.

Please who cursed Africa?

He's a pervert.
She doesn't even know she's being molested.

Imagine the congregation watching with excitement.

LMAO.

Dude should expose the girl.

She's a thief. She stole something that doesn't belong to her. She deserve some alone time in a confine room to meditate and pay for her naviety. She was a fòol to trust the words of an online stranger. She should be arrested.

Only desperate women assume wifey duties on the verge of a mere promise. Men have been deceiving her kind since 18BC. I wonder when they'll learn.

You don't have to open your legs
You don't need to pay his bills
You don't need to wash his clothes or cook for him

Be smart. Don't be cheap. know your worth.
A man that'll marry you will marry you.

But guys abeg —
Don't ever joke with the word ‘marriage’ with women.

Unbelievable.

What my eyes have seen in 24HRS.

EPL. Come Back Kings!!

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He was able to successfully keep his marriage to each lady a secret. And the fact that they fought over his body speaks volumes of his good deeds as a husband.

A true legend and master in the game of infidelity.

I see two humans being real.
No facade of make-up or over dressing for an occasion.

Their union will last long with little or less drama. Amen.

Such a shame.

Tribalistic goats will always be shortsighted and bitter.

Seriously that advert is one of the best out there and I've never for once considered it to be downgrading any tribe. Just two in-laws who don't get along well.

If anything, it shouldn't be aired for being too funny.

Whatever you do today put in mind that tomorrow exist.

Ma'am it wouldn't cost you a dime to be kind.
You don't have to buy things simply to reciprocate.
If it's not coming from your heart, then its useless.

What I am saying is don't be hostile towards her or her kids. At one point, she'll surely leave your home. Please encourage the bonding between both of your kids.

I suggest you start talking to your husband. Giving him the silent treatment is not going to help your cause. Talk to him and know his plans and offer to help if necessary.

I am here to read lies.

For some weird reasons, I feel like she'll be distracted.

This is nice though.
But I don't see myself boarding.

Tap me when she convert her followers to Grammy.

Lol. Since they hate the idea of being hard working and independent and are digusted at dating broke guys, let them continue gobbling down oily Arabian poo.

This is the fate of all gold diggers flying to Dubai.

Biglittlelois:
Stir up distrust, moment of weakness, very good coming from a guy, so is it safe to say women or a wife can kiss another man cos it is a moment of weakness, then she shouldn't tell her man or husband cos it can bring distrust

Cheating is not only when sex is involved, it can be in any form, in this case he kissed her, willingly at a point, that is blatant cheating,

This is why I hate quoting people on Nairaland.

They always find a way to twist someone's word and use it against that person after failing flat to comprehend.

Please where did I approve that a married woman or man can kiss someone cos it's a moment of weakness?

I only pointed that out because he wasn't even the one that initiated the kissing. She first kiss him & he kissed
back... That could have been instinctive?

After gaining back his senses, he stopped her.
So how's that cheating?

Seems like you have no idea what cheating is.

Biglittlelois:
You didn't resist the temptation 100%, you kissed her and flowed with the kissing for a while, that's cheating, you have to tell your wife cos you locked lips and exchanges saliva with another woman.

Lol. Calm down aunty.
We all have moments of weakness.

His wife doesn't need to know. It'll only stir up distrust.
He could have actually cheated but he didn't.

Let's focus and learn from that.

So in summary, you kissed a married woman but refuse to have sex with her... Okay. Let's just leave that for another day. Anyway, I am glad you restraint yourself.

Self discipline is a virtue that many men lack.

You are a faithful man.

What attack?
Bloggers and lies.
Somebody can't say welcome again

I feel so bad for her.

She might be smiling for the camera but I can bet that she's tired of carrying such a heavy weight around. I wonder how she sleeps at night.. I don't find this sexy.

Fake and ungrateful fans everywhere.

If a Barca fan will burn his jersey even after winning the league and having the joy of watching Messi play then I wonder what Man Utd and Arsenal fans should do...

Maybe it's time to gorge our eyes out.

Oh.

Such a lovely letter encouraging men to keep up the good work of scavenging for women like dirty slaves.

Soooo emotional. I wasn't expecting this.

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